So, David Letterman Mentions "Sharknado 2" In His Monologue Tonight, And He Gets "Dead Silence" From His Studio Audience, As If They Didn't Know What The Movie Is

So, how about if the brass at "NBC-Universal" just come clean and admit that the SyFy Channel overall is a...."Mass Market Commercial Failure"....and no one amongst the masses is even watching their...."Piss Pot Little Cable Channel"......??

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The Joke Has Been On "NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel" All of This Time Because Never Before Has a Corporation So Effortlessly Demonstrated How "Inferior" It Is To Everyone Else In Making Science Fiction And Horror

http://www.syfy.com

And this corporation continues to do so.....effortlessly.....on a daily basis. Also demonstrating how stupid it is as well with lame brained ideas like this....

Turn the SyFy Channel into a...."Home Shopping Network"....and it would still get the same low viewership.

It can also be safely said that in addition to the SyFy Channel's miniscule viewership playing drinking games in taverns or at home (another stupid scene in "Sharknado", let's have another drink), these drinking participants are also having "shots" over how stupid NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel is for repeatedly manufacturing this drivel.

So, this inane corporation has the miniscule following on "Twitter" it does over its ridiculous horror movies, but not for the reasons it hopes. This corporation (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel) is being made fun of, and has been made fun of. This is the sort of "attention" this corporation draws to itself due to its staggering lack of talent in all areas of its profession.
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What Can We Conclude About Universal Studios? It Is Only "Cerebrally Capable" Of Making Garbage

This is NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel's...."Cerebral Bread & Butter"....right here. The worst horror movies ever made.

 

 

April 8th, 2014. The "Battlestar Galactica" movie not getting made despite this..."Fake Press Release"....

Because of that sad fact, Universal Studios can only pretend to make "Battlestar Galactica" movies as it has been doing since 2001.

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Perhaps The Fastest...."Close The Curtain Quickly!!".....Performance Of Any Kind In History!!

What do we know?

At "Comic-Con" this weekend, a trailer was apparently shown to an audience that had...."Battlestar Galactica".... in the title. Only one news source has reported this story...."The Latin Times." No other news outlets have carried this story thus far. The one link to this story throughout the entire Internet carried by...."The Latin Times"....has a link so bad it freezes and this supposed trailer is not displayed in this link as is claimed. A link so bad I couldn't repost it from the article beneath this one on display.

Summation?

1. If there was a trailer shown at "Comic-Con", Universal Studios...."Crashed & Burned"....with this trailer so severely (crushing scorn from the viewing audience), the story of this trailer wasn't released to any other news outlets.

2. "The Latin Times" rendered its link to this story inaccessible because it was perhaps too quick in posting this story in the first place.

3. If there was a trailer shown, it demonstrated once again that Universal Studios is...."Hell Bent Determined"....to turn..... "Battlestar Galactica".....into something (anything) other than what it truly is....the legitimate source material from the...."1978 Series."

4. If there was a trailer shown, its contents were no doubt a...."Pacific Rim - esque"....."Transformers - esque"...."Walking Dead - esque"......"Star Trek - esque"......pile of ground together horse manure with all of the charm and flair of your average (low budget)...."SyFy Channel".....horror movie.

5. If there was a trailer shown, it reinforced the valid argument that most individuals within the decision making department at Universal Studios should not be employed anymore for any reason.

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Let Me Guess. The Reason Why a "Battlestar Trailer" Shown At "Comic-Con 2014" This Weekend Hasn't Been Bigger News Than it Should Have Been....

http://www.latinpost.com/articles/17926/20140725/battlestar-galactica-movie-comic-con-2014-shows-producer-unveils-trailer.htm

....Is because the trailer didn't go over well at all with the viewing audience since Universal Studios mangled and contorted the "Battlestar" concept so severely it was unrecognizable to the viewing audience....

....So the only news we have is a little blurb in a "Latin Newspaper" with a link that takes forever to display, and the said trailer not even in the article as was stated.

Me thinks if Universal Studios did film enough of something for a trailer with the name...."Battlestar Galactica"....on it and the reception it got was....."Arctic, Chilly".....at "Comic Con" this weekend...Translation: (The contents of the trailer in fact, were not in actuality...."Battlestar Galactica")....It's back to the drawing board for Universal Studios, isn't it?

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"Meteorologist Tara Reid" Tells Us a "Sharknado" Storm Could Really Happen

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/tara-reid-sharknado-happen-article-1.1878900

What sliver of the viewing population have these "Sharknado" movies really attracted? No Really!!

Trailer Park Buford: "Say there...Buzzy!! According to Tara Reid, one of them "Sharknado" storms could really happen!!"

Trailer Park Buzzy: "I thawt (thought) they really did happen on the SyFy Channel!! Wasn't that a documentary we was watching?"

Trailer Park Buford: "No, you pogo stick!! That was just a movie....I think!!"

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Like a Disposable "Happy Meal", The SyFy Channel Website And The Channel Itself Reflects a Corporation "In Way Over Its Head" With Anything Science Fiction Related And Horror

http://www.syfy.com

A college frat house on a daily drunken orgy with no professional skills in television programming and the conception of innovative ideas is what plagues the SyFy Channel. This is a cable channel reflecting the end result of the corporation running it (NBC-Universal) settling into...."Failure Mode"....with all of the bland, sensationalized, and uninspired television programming to go with it....after the herculean responsibility of running a...."Science Fiction Channel"....the way it was supposed to be run....was never met due to the intellectual limitations of NBC-Universal always getting in the way.

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Once Again, The Passage of Time is Boiling The Latest, "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie" Press Release Down to Its True Essence: A "Con Game" From Universal Studios

 

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/08/battlestar-galactica-movie-moves-forward

3.5 months later and no casting news after this supposedly valid press release? And no other progress in any other areas of this supposed production either.

Would we expect anything else from the studio that polluted the airwaves with...."Maury Povich?"

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There Is Only So Far You Can Take The Unfunny Joke Only The SyFy Channel Laughs At..."Isn't It Wonderful How Terrible Our Movies Are?"

http://www.sfgate.com/tv/article/Sharknado-2-The-Second-One-review-5644253.php

NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel makes terrible movies...period. It makes terrible movies because it doesn't have the talent on staff to make good movies. It also refuses to spend more money to hire talented people to make good movies. There is nothing funny about this. There is nothing funny about having a..."Cerebral Handicap"...to this extreme. There is nothing funny about the fact that this corporation should not be in the profession that it is in due to having no talent whatsoever in what it does.

The true colors of this corporation (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel) cerebrally speaking is disposable garbage like...."Maury Povich"....."Blind Date"....and anything on the SyFy Channel primarily from the "Bonnie Hammer" era. So it comes as no surprise that a corporation of this mentality would come up with something like..."Sharknado"....Devoid of anything of talent, inspired thinking, and imagination.

Steven Spielberg's...."Jaws"....movie has nothing to worry about and never did.

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Yes, All of The "Giants" In The Celebrity World (As Far As The SyFy Channel is Concerned) Are Making Guest Appearances In "Sharknado 2"

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/watch-tons-celeb-cameos-sharknado-2-article-1.1876076

It reads like the guest star list to one of the old episodes of...."The Love Boat".....

"Has Beens"....."Never Weres"....and people who presently are not celebrities in actuality are filling out the...."Corpse Roster"....for the latest "Sharnado" movie. It's a shame the movie isn't a documentary filmed on location.

Translation:

The SyFy Channel couldn't afford real celebrities for this movie so instead settled for the..."Bottom of The Barrel"....as far as Hollywood is concerned.

And...how about if the SyFy Channel start working on more imaginative titles for its crappy horror movies?

"Sharknado 2: The Second One"

Sheeesh!!

"Corporate Status Quo Thinking" really has the SyFy Channel management...BY THE BALLS.

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There Simply Is No "Shame" at Universal Studios. Not Only Do They Admit to Ripping Off "Star Trek" in "The Purge." But They Also Went Ahead and Made a Sequel!!

 

http://badassdigest.com/2013/06/06/the-purge-director-admits-which-star-trek-episode-influenced-his-movie/

Of course, the polite words being used here in the "Universal Studios Camp" are...."Influenced" and "Parallel"....instead of "Ripped - Off."

Since Universal Studios has no imagination whatsoever to come up with its own original ideas, it apparently has well established...."Gentle Words"....to use in place of...."Rip - Off"....when they are called on an...."Idea Theft"....issue.

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Universal Studios Only Has 78 More Episodes to Go Before It Rips - Off Every Single Episode of The Classic "Star Trek" Series From The 1960s For Its Various Horror Movies

Universal Studios: "You see? The classic episode...'Return of The Archons'....was made in 1967, almost 50 years ago. Therefore, no one will remember it if we swipe the idea of the episode for our horror movie....'The Purge."

April 8th, 2014 - Universal Studios..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release."

Universal Studios: "Who needs 'Battlestar Galactica' as a theatrical film? We sure as hell, don't!! We'll just rip-off every single episode idea from the classic 'Star Trek' series for our ongoing series of low budget horror movies, instead!!"

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Universal Studios "The Purge" Ripped - Off From Multiple Sources. Primarily From The Classic "Star Trek" Episode "Return of The Archons"

Classic "Star Trek" episode...."Return of The Archons"....from 1967 is practically the entire screenplay for...."The Purge"....verbatim.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/purge-studio-hit-idea-theft-719559

And another fellow states...."The Purge"....ripped - off his idea.

Why go to the trouble of making a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie when you can just rip - off ideas from the classic...."Star Trek"....series for new movies instead?

I am telling you!! Universal Studios continues to go down the tubes more and more with each passing day.

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It Would Be Easier For "Siegfried and Roy" to Pull a Rabbit Out of "Jack Paglen's" Rear End Than a "Battlestar Galactica" Script. That's For Damn Sure

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1438698/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

Is this guy even in the business anymore? Did he ever have an agent? Was he ever registered with the "Writer's Guild?" Does he even have a "Voter ID Card?"

April 8th, 2014 - 3.5 Months after this supposed movie was announced via this..... "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release"..... and no additional news beyond this fake press release.

Wake me when Universal Studios releases its next...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release"....in 2016.

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A Bad Movie....Made By an Untalented Corporation...Celebrated With a Catered Buffet and Alcohol

http://www.indiewire.com/article/blood-sharks-and-martinis-watching-sharknado-2-is-about-as-fun-as-it-sounds-20140715

I guess the only thing you can do when you are a cursed corporation with no talent whatsoever in producing Science Fiction....Horror....and anything else in general....is to try and turn your handicap into a...."College Frat House of Excess and Self Indulgence."

With your guests so busy partying that it completely goes over all of their heads that the...."Corporate Host" (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel).... is the worst in the business at what it does.

Was Maury Povich at this party as well...with his...."Contract Player Professional Actor / Fake Guests"....from the...."Maury Povich Show?".....

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I Have Said It Before And I Will Say It Again: "When Accountants and Lawyers Run The Programming Department of a Television Network, Junk Litters The Screen"

http://www.syfy.com

And reruns of "The Maury Povich Show" haven't begun airing on the SyFy Channel yet? Give it time, it will happen.

Have you noticed that all of the reality shows of NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel such as "The Maury Povich Show" and "The Will Wheaton Project" have that bland and tasteless status quo feel to them? Imitations of everything else on the air but produced and written much, much worse.

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I Never Did Find it Humorous That The "SyFy Channel" Has Tried to Pass Off its Thorough Lack of Talent in Producing and Writing "Science Fiction / Horror" as Some Kind of Virtue

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/sharknado-tv-review-article-1.1395021

1. There is nothing to be applauded when a corporation terrible at producing "Science Fiction / Horror" from day one never should have bought the former "Sci-Fi Channel" in the first place. NBC-Universal has always had the worst people in the business delegated with the responsibility of having to run what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel. These people are just plain bad at what they do and they get paid for it. Talk about a waste of money. There is nothing funny about that.

2. This corporation (NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel)....The corporate home of such garbage as....."The Maury Povich Show"......and....."Blind Date"....has thoroughly massacred the...."Battlestar Galactica".....property in every conceivable way and continues to do no right with the...."Battlestar Galactica".....property. Not surprising since this corporation is firmly locked into the...."Cerebrally Challenged Mentality"....of....."Maury Povich"....and....."Blind Date." So of course something as ..."Cerebrally Advanced"....as the overall concepts of the....."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....(Mormonism, Chariots of The Gods, Earth brothers in space) would go completely over the corporate heads at NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel.

Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series was not a solution to any problem but was instead...a compounding problem that aggravated the issue of the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series" (The "Galactica" concepts only true form)...... not coming back.

3. "Battlestar Galactica" is owned by a corporation (NBC-Universal) thoroughly barren in any sort of imagination, inspired thinking, and skills in producing and writing.

4. This same corporation pats itself on the back for creating junk like "Sharknado", "Maury Povich", and "Blind Date."

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If Universal Studios Ever Told The Truth About Anything "Battlestar Galactica" Related, Its Logo Would Explode Like The "Death Star." Not a Bad Idea, Actually

No "Battlestar Galactica" movie on Universal Studios release schedule for the next three years and beyond which means of course.... ("Sherlock Holmes" inhales a puff a smoke from his pipe)...no "Battlestar Galactica" movie is being made.

http://boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

And the ever growing evidence of a ...."Flim - Flam Corporation"....in action.....

April 8th, 2014 - Universal Studios latest and fake "Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Release" contradicting what is actually on its release date schedule in the link above.

August 3rd, 2012 - This is how you try and...."Stutter"....your way out of being caught off guard with a "Battlestar" movie question....."R-r-r-r-r-I- ght.....B-B-B-r-r-y-a-n?"

October 21st, 2011 - Whatever happened to this supposed incarnation of a "Battlestar Galactica" movie that Bryan Singer was "babbling" about above? Oh...that's right!! Universal Studios never bothered to make this "Battlestar" movie either.

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