1. Six Billion Dollar Man 2. Battlestar Galactica 3. The Munsters (TV series) 4. Logan's Run 5. Excalibur 6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO) 7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series) 8. Sellevision 9. X-Men: Last Stand 10. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series 11. The Prisoner 12. Wolverine 2 13. X-Men 3 14. Aim High 15. X-Men: First Class 16. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland 17. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk 18. Capeshooters 19. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV 20. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 21. Football Wives 22. X-Men Origins: Magneto 23. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns Sequel) 24. uwantme2killhim? - Straight to DVD? 25. My Eleventh 26. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending) 27. Creature At Bay (Abandonment Pending) 28. X-Men: Apocalypse (Abandonment Pending) 29. Haunted (Abandonment Pending) 30. Battle Creek (Abandonment Pending) 31. Age of Heroes
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April 8th, 2014 - "Jack Paglen" not only never having wrote a "Battlestar Galactica" screenplay in the past 6 months for this fake movie, but is also..."Missing in Action"....from every other nook and cranny of Hollywood.
August 3rd, 2012 - "Bryan Singer" not only never having directed a "Battlestar Galactica" movie of any sort since his claims of doing so began in 2001...but he may never direct any sort of movie ever again in Hollywood.
October 21st, 2011 - "John Orloff" not only never wrote the screenplay for this movie that never got made...but also is another...."Missing in Action"....entity in Hollywood not seen or heard from ever again....anywhere in Hollywood.
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It could be called...."The SyFy Channel Trailer Park Collection".....
Available at...."Wal-Mart"...."Target"....and...."Costco."
This line of clothing would probably go over really big in the deep south, where voting rights have been gutted in favor of the Republican Party.
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As we all know, the last time things were this...."crazy".....at the SyFy Channel...was when this...."Looney Tune Corporation"....was trying to...."pimp"....Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series as some sort of legitimate...."Battlestar Galactica"....series.
"Look into my eyes....and FROWN!!"
Edward James Olmos deftly demonstrated the consequences of endless vituperation hurled against the fanbase of the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series (the only true "Battlestar Galactica" series) when this monstrous train wreck of an amateur high school stage play he starred in ("GINO") farted along for four years of middling ratings and career killing consequences for all involved.
Are you still stuck in the..."Starz Black Hole".....Ronald D. Moore?
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Cable channels this bad on the...."Sucktitude Scale".....become this bad only through one way....The laziness and status quo mentality of its owners....and the owners always having no clue as to what a Science Fiction channel is supposed to be.
Television programming doesn't get any worse than...."Z Nation...."
Status Quo - "Let's rip-off the hottest show on television ("The Walking Dead") and do it very badly because we're very lazy at the SyFy Channel with inadequate funding to even compete with "The Walking Dead" but we'll try anyway because we never did have any common sense and street smarts."
In the film clip of the zombie coming at the woman with his pants down, the opportunity for humor at the very least completely went over the heads of "SyFy Channel" and "Asylum Films." Instead of delivering a serious line of dialogue in the midst of a potentially humorous situation..."Where did you come from?"...The line of dialogue should have been along these lines....
1. "In your dreams, pal." 2. "You don't beat around the bush, do you?" 3. "And you probably struck out with women when you were still human." 4. "And if you came at me while you were still human, I would still shoot it off." 5. "If you were cheating on me....I would cheer."
Isn't this just like the SyFy Channel? Not capitalizing on an obvious situation of opportunity (In this case, an obvious set-up for a one liner) because the talent and quick wit simply isn't there at the SyFy Channel.
This and a million other reasons is why Science Fiction fans gave up en masse on the NBC-Universal owned "SyFy Channel"a good decade ago.
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Yes...the..."Middling Ratings / Zombie Stinkfest Barely Noticed By Anyone....Clunker ofSwiss Cheese and Tuna" known as...."Z Nation".... has gotten a second season renewal.
SyFy Channel is throwing its entire weight behind this...."Middling Ratings Clunker!!"
So, How much does Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern weigh together?
The prediction made by this blog has indeed come to pass!!
The "Rogue's Gallery" of renewed sub-standard shows (no one is watching) the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore are always behind continues to grow...
1. "Z Nation" 2. "Helix" 3. "Outlander"
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There seriously needs to be...."Film Study Courses"....in universities across the country covering the crappiest and worst horror movies ever made by "Asylum Films" and "SyFy Channel."
How would this be for a course curriculum?
1. An overview of "Asylum Films"
2. An overview of "SyFy Channel"
3. The disastrous merging of "Asylum" and "SyFy" into a crappy, singular entity.
4. What usual low budget and crappy ingredients always pass muster for an "Asylum / SyFy" film?
5. Why these films which really never make a dime, and always slammed by critics are repeatedly green lit for production.
6. What great ideas for horror films would never pass the low standards muster for an "Asylum" / "SyFy" film because they would simply cost too much?
7. Why a merged corporation frequently gets stuck in the toilet bowl (and cruise control) of making crappy movies because the talent is never there to make better ones.
8. Why merged corporations (the absolute worst at what they do) never pull the plug on themselves when they really should.
9. Why the cast and crew members of these rotten movies always get up at 4:00 am every morning (for 18 hour days) in order to report to the main gate of where ever they report to for the sole purpose of making crappy movies. Hint: They have to pay their rent and utilities in the trailer park.
10.Why the SyFy Channel executives that always green light this junk are never let go. Hint: They have to pay their rent and utilities in the trailer park.
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In the case of...."Battlestar Galactica"....NBC-Universal gave us the crappy reboot with Ronald D. Moore and Edward James Olmos that no one gave two hoots about....while the original 1978 series is still loved and still clicks with mass market audiences.
Interesting isn't it...how the..."Pendulum of Inconsistency"...always swings in the opposite direction in the case of the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica" series....all of the time at NBC-Universal?
And who can forget how the.... "Addams Family"....(in the hands of NBC-Universal)...died a quick and horrible death in the form of Bryan Singer's supremely crappy and horrid....."Mockingbird Lane?"
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Who is "Grant?" Who is anybody related to this show? This is like that nonsense Republicans were pushing during that last Presidential election, right?
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I'm too scared to even contemplate exactly who it is who makes the on screen wardrobe decisions at the SyFy Channel.
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Yes...."Z Nation"...is following in the footsteps of the SyFy Channel's other low ratings flop...."Helix."
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What the heck, right? It's only the "SyFy Channel"....where no one is actually watching this hopeless mess of a cable channel.
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From a college degree to running the SyFy Channel in a...."laughing stock"....sort of manner.It's quite a downgrade in prestige if you go from graduation to managing the SyFy Channel. Nothing else better in terms of employment was available to Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern?
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What we have gotten instead...is staged and scripted encounters with fake ghosts (stuff falling over on cue from out of camera range stage hands)....little pinpricks of light which are actually instances of lens flare on film, talking to ghosts that aren't there...and my all time favorite schtick of this show....
"Look...over there!!" (Camera doesn't immediately dart to the right or left but stays on these guys for as long as unreasonably possible. Camera gradually and slowly moves to the right or left. Of course, nothing ever captured on film.)
"Did you see that??"
"The most incredible ghost I ever saw!!"
"Did it have three arms?"
"No, that was a penis."
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The channel of....."Asylum Films"...."Sharknado".....and....."Z Nation" ....is beneath the talents of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
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And more than likely....viewers will find...."Zombie Penis"....on the SyFy Channel year round, even during Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Do the programming execs at the SyFy Channel get up every morning and ask themselves first thing....
"What can we do to bring ridicule to the SyFy Channel today?"
"Dong of The Dead".....indeed!!
Or was that...."Schlong of The Dead?"
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...You choose the latter because its cheaper to put on the air.
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Now I know the "SyFy Channel" and "Asylum Studios" just don't give a flying rat's arse about providing quality television programming.
Let's rip off this....let's rip off that....let's rip off....OUR OWN JUNK!!
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Actually, I think this guy wasn't hard enough on "Z Nation."
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