Universal Studios vs. The 1978 Galactica Series: March 2016

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Let's Analyze The Real Reasons Why Universal Studios Hasn't Made a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie In The Past 10 Years Alone

http://www.outerplaces.com/science-fiction/item/11651-will-star-wars-inspire-a-battlestar-galactica-re-launch

"At Wonder Con this afternoon, actor and Battlestar superfan Richard Hatch, who played Captain Apollo in the original series and appeared as Tom Zarek in the 2004 re-imagining, stated that Universal has been trying to make another Battlestar movie for the last ten years, but was unable to get it off the ground. But now, with the success of The Force Awakens, the prospect is becoming more attractive to the studio, and Hatch claims that the ball is finally rolling at Universal."

The REAL reasons why Universal Studios hasn't made a..."Battlestar"....movie in the past 10 years alone...

1. Universal Studios really hasn't wanted to make a..."Battlestar"...movie ever.

2. Bryan Singer has bailed out of making every..."Battlestar"....movie ever announced going back 10 years, in addition to the 99% of the other movies he has bailed out of making throughout his entire shaky career.

3. Universal Studios has said..."No"....to Tom DeSanto wanting to make a..."Battlestar"...movie after Bryan Singer. Universal Studios has said...."No"....to other interested corporations wanting to buy the...."Battlestar"....property and start it up again during the era of the Richard Hatch promo trailer circa 1999. And finally, going back farther than 10 years, Universal Studios has said...."No"....to...

4. A..."Battlestar"...revival during the era of..."Star Trek: The Next Generation"...."Deep Space Nine"...."Voyager"...."Babylon 5"...."Time Trax"...."Stargate"...and..."Farscape"....

Gee!! One gets the impression that Universal Studios perhaps has (quite frankly) just never liked..."Battlestar Galactica!!"....even in the midst of the favorable commercial climate created by...."Star Trek: The Next Generation"....and those other productions at the time.

Why has Universal Studios been unable to make a..."Battlestar"....production during the past 10 years and earlier? Because they just haven't wanted to make one. That's why.

But Universal Studios sure loves to put out those dishonest / crooked / misleading / balderdash / ...."Fake Battlestar Movie Press Releases"...they keep releasing every two years. Including the latest fake one with Michael De Luca.

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Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60

And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/fullen1264

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Since Universal Studios Limited Intelligence As a "Corporate Entity" Has Only Been Capable of Doing Nothing With This Property Or The Wrong Thing (Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" Series)...

http://www.outerplaces.com/science-fiction/item/11651-will-star-wars-inspire-a-battlestar-galactica-re-launch

....It should just sell this property to another corporation (with brains) that would know what to do with..."Battlestar Galactica"....

And not...."Sit On It"....for another 38 years with another 38 years of...."Endless Fake Press Releases"....announcing new...."Battlestar".....movies.

Universal Studios hasn't known what to do with..."Battlestar Galactica"....for 38 consecutive years except to try and bury it with a tombstone on top. I doubt very much the financial success of...."The Force Awakens"....has suddenly given Universal Studios the brains and the wisdom to suddenly know what to do with..."Battlestar Galactica"....in any new production after 38 consecutive years of not knowing what to do with it and mismanaging it on purpose for 38 consecutive years as a result of not knowing what to do with it.

Universal Studios can't even release the classic series on Blu-Ray without screwing up the box art!! Set them loose on a..."Battlestar"....movie or any new...."Battlestar"....production in a different format after this Blu-Ray debacle? I don't think so!!

There have been a number of very, very bad people in the high ranking executive ranks working at Universal Studios who have been mismanaging..."Battlestar Galactica".....on purpose for the past 38 consecutive years. They all need to be weeded out and...FIRED....once and for all so this 38 year long nonsense of theirs can finally come to an end.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

In Other Words, The Giant "Kidney Stone" Permanently Lodged Inside of Universal Studios "Corporate Kidney" For The Past 38 Years Still Won't Be Moving Even For "The Force Awakens"

http://www.outerplaces.com/science-fiction/item/11651-will-star-wars-inspire-a-battlestar-galactica-re-launch

Does anything else need to be said on this particular matter?

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The Way SyFy Channel Executives Most Likely Conceive of Their Crappy Horror Movie Titles

http://www.syfy.com/blog/dead-7-backstreet-boys-nsync

SyFy Channel executives thinking up stupid horror movie titles to be shipped off to that horrid...."Asylum Films"....production company for actual movie development (if you want to call it that to be nice.)

It should be pointed out that SyFy Channel executives think up the titles to their horror movies first, and then construct their stupid horror movies around those stupid titles. Doing it via one word mixing and matching....

SyFy Exec #1: "OK gang...we only have four more titles to go!! Let's resume!!"

SyFy Exec #2: "Shark!!"

SyFy Exec #3: "Tornado!!"

SyFy Exec #4: "Sharknado!!"

SyFy Exec #1: "Good!! Continue!!"

SyFy Exec #2: "Frankenstein!!"

SyFy Exec #3: "Fish!!"

SyFy Exec #4: "Frankenfish!!"

SyFy Exec #1: "Good!! Continue!!"

SyFy Exec #2: "Western!!"

SyFy Exec #3: "Zombies!!"

SyFy Exec #4: "Dead 7!!"

SyFy Exec #1: "Dead 7?? Try again!!"

SyFy Exec #2: "Western!!"

SyFy Exec #3: "Zombies!!"

SyFy Exec #4: "Dread Pokes!!"

SyFy Exec #1: "Shaky, but I'll accept it!! Certainly better than 'Dead 7.' What the heck?"

SyFy Exec #2: "Octopus!!"

SyFy Exec #3: "Shark!!"

SyFy Exec #4: "Sharktopus!!"

SyFy Exec #1: "Good!! I'll send this latest batch of horror movie titles over to "Beaver" and "Snatch" at..."Asylum Films"....right away for development!!

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Monday, March 28, 2016

Are We At The Point Yet When Universal Studios Expects All Of Us To Begin Forgetting About Their Latest (And Fake) "Battlestar Galactica" Movie Press Release?

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

And (of course) there is still no...."Battlestar Galactica".....movie whatsoever on Universal Studios upcoming PRODUCTION schedule!!

But we are getting from Universal Studios....umpteenth remakes of..."The Mummy"...and...."The Grinch".....

At what point is the public en masse supposed to begin forgetting about this fake press release according to Universal Studios...."We sure hope the public begins forgetting about our latest... "Bullsh*t"....press release by this wishful thinking date".....wishful thinking list?

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So, Bryan Singer Wants To Make a New "X-Men" Movie While He's Working On "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea?"

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/X-Men-Villain-Bryan-Singer-Wants-Use-Potential-Sequel-121017.html

http://deadline.com/2016/02/bryan-singer-20000-leagues-under-the-sea-fox-x-men-apocalypse-1201696127/

We've heard this endless broken record from Bryan Singer before. If he could never handle making a project on its own (except for the always inexplicably made..."X-Men"....movies), then he could certainly never handle two projects at once.

"20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"....of course would fall by the wayside (Just an example of Singer's...."Standard Operating Procedure").... if it ever reached that point in favor of a new...."X-Men"...

How these..."X-Men"....movies get made at all is a huge mystery since Bryan Singer is always incapable of making anything else he announces. Unless, there are people always higher in authority than Singer who always...."really....really....really....really....really"....want these stupid and burned out...."X-Men"...movies to always get made. And they're the ones who always actually make it happen.

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Saturday, March 26, 2016

Since The SyFy Channel Has Always Been "Bonkers", "Bananas", and "Nuts" Itself, Maybe It Should Explore Doing a Television Movie Based On "Batman Odyssey"

http://www.syfy.com

Oooops, I forgot!! The SyFy Channel would and could never have the budget, imagination, and inspired thinking to do something this outrageous!!

If it did however....the...."Nuttiness"....of such a project would fit right in with the SyFy Channel's....zany "Corporate Profile"....and the SyFy Channel's totally insane way of doing things!!

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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Is It Just In The SyFy Channel's Nature To Choose The "Worst of The Worst" In Everything It Broadcasts?

http://www.syfy.com

Yes, the SyFy Channel has chosen one of the worst... "Superman".... movies ever made to celebrate the release of...."Superman vs. Batman.".........

It could have chosen...."Superman - The Movie"....or...."Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut"....to celebrate this momentous event. Both of them being the best of the best of the...."Superman"....movies. Nope!! The SyFy Channel instead chose..."that third one with Richard Pryor"....

Let me guess...."Superman III"....was the cheapest of all of the...."Superman"......movies to purchase for the SyFy Channel to broadcast.... "Superman IV"....can't be far behind on the SyFy Channel's schedule. That one sucks too!! Even worst than III....and cheaper than III no doubt!! Safely within the SyFy Channel's normal..."Bargain Basement / Clip Your Coupons Operating Budget!!".....

Here's a thought!! The SyFy Channel can have a...."Truly Awful Night of Television"....by broadcasting...."Superman III"....and...."Superman IV"....mixed in with one of its...."Sharknado"....movies. (Not much of a stretch from the SyFy Channel's regular nightly schedule of awfulness!!)

Oh, my gosh!! Wouldn't that SUCK!!

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

I Suspect The SyFy Channel Programmers Grew Up Watching a Steady Diet of "Midget Wrestling" and "Maury Povich"

http://www.syfy.com

Even when the SyFy Channel makes its infrequent and half-hearted attempts at Science Fiction programming, it always has this..."This is how someone who grew up watching 'Midget Wrestling' and 'Maury Povich' would probably perceive Science Fiction as being"....mentality to it all. Not the real deal. You know what I'm saying?

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Someone Do It, Please!! Someone Submit The Entire Catalog Of The SyFy Channel's Crap Movies To "Mystery Science Theater 3000" For Ridicule!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAN7heytlFw

It's bound to happen sooner or later. Since...."Mystery Science Theater 3000".... is coming back and it will need a fresh meat supply of...."Crappy Movies"...to begin slaughtering with ridicule. The SyFy Channel would be the most obvious..."Fuel Source"....for...."Mystery Science Theater 3000"....to begin satisfying its nourishment needs with!!

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Monday, March 21, 2016

The Hopeless And Chronically Low Rated "SyFy Channel" Will Never Be Taken Seriously As a Legitimate Cable Network

http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/sharknado-4-cast-gary-busey-cheryl-tiegs-tommy-davidson-syfy-1201726290/

But it will always be a victim of its own....ineptitude....lack of creative growth within its own.... inept management....the endless repetition of its own bad and self destructive programming habits....and its overall...lack of mass market / financial success....on a noteworthy level.

The... "SyFy Channel".... is exactly like the...."Almost Broadcasting Company"....(ABC-TV)...as it was referred to as in the 1960's....

The only difference here is....ABC-TV....got better as the decades came and went. Not the....SyFy Channel....!!

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Sunday, March 20, 2016

Status Report: Bryan Singer's "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" Film Is Still Nowhere To Be Found On The Upcoming Production Schedule of "20th Century Fox"

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/bryan-singer-20000-leagues-under-the-sea-fox-1201696533/

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=fox.htm

It isn't even listed as a...."To Be Determined / Release Date".....category of a film by..."20th Century Fox"....on this list.

Is..."20th Century Fox"....even aware of this film? Is it even aware that it is supposedly doing some sort of an ambiguous project with Bryan Singer with an ambiguous release date decades in the future?

The B.S. of Bryan Singer strikes again!!

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Since Universal Studios Has Only Served Up a "Pile of Shit" In Its Mismanagement Of The "Battlestar Galactica" Property For The Past 38 Years...

....It just stands to reason that this..."Hunk of Junk"....Blu-Ray set will be the only thing..."Battlestar Galactica"... related coming out of Universal Studios for quite some time....

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