The New Logo Still Sucks, The Sweeping Changes Are Still Getting Promised & Never Help The Channel, And The "SyFy Channel" Still Remains In The Toilet

 

https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/11/15615942/syfy-channel-reboot-science-fiction-krypton-happy-purge-expanse 

This blog firmly sticks with its previous argument that the..."SyFy Channel's"...problems continue to emanate from the same people who have always owned and managed it. Because the same people continue to own and operate this channel in the shabby manner they always have...the endless reboots of this channel never help the channel.

Yet another fresh coat of paint is not going to help the..."SyFy Channel"...

The only solution to the..."SyFy Channel's"...problems is for the channel to be owned and operated by a completely different corporation having absolutely nothing to do with..."Comcast / NBC -Universal"....

The..."SyFy Channel"...needs to be SOLD to much, much better people than those who own and operate it right now.

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We Only Have Nine Months to Go Until The "Second Anniversary" Of Universal Studios Latest And "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Announcement / Press Release"

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

And then the next..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Announcement / Press Release"...from Universal Studios will take its place in 2018.

Yes...this blog can keep this up for as long as Universal Studios can!!

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A "Battlestar" Museum? You Mean, Half Crazed and Drunken Universal Studios Executives Haven't Found This Place Yet And Tried To Vandalize It With Slegehammers?

 

 

The very existence of this museum goes against everything Universal Studios stands for with the..."Battlestar 1978"....series / property....

1. Not building..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"....into a profitable franchise to compete with..."Star Trek"...and...."Star Wars"....

2. Not sharing..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"...with the mass market / general public.

3. Overlooking (on purpose) every mass market opportunity to bring back..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"...in order to compete (effortlessly) with..."Star Trek"...and...."Star Wars"....in cinema.

4. Reminding those who don't remember (not many) how cool the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series really was.

5. Perhaps most importantly...reminding everyone (everyone knows and remembers) what ROTTEN OWNERS.....NBC-Universal / Universal Studios....have been towards the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....property for the past 39 consecutive years (Not doing anything constructive with it for the past 39 consecutive years.) As in what the property could have been for the past 39 consecutive years hinted at in the visual displays of the 1978 series in this museum had..."Battlestar 1978"....simply had better owners (any corporation except Universal Studios) for the past 39 consecutive years.

And No....Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only)....series is not an example of doing anything constructive with the property.

..."GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only)...itself could never compete with..."Star Trek"...and..."Star Wars".... in profit potential and I'm sure Ronald D. Moore realizes it behind closed doors.

"Battlestar 1978"...could however.

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"SyFy Wire" Gets Its Facts Wrong. So What Else Is New? The First Live Action "Spiderman" Costume Pre-Dated The 1977 Television Series By Three Years

http://www.blastr.com/2017-5-24/original-1977-spider-man-movie-suit-hitting-auction-block

http://spiderfan.org/shows/title/electric_company_tv.html

The..."Spiderman"...television series talked about by..."SyFy Wire"...aired in 1977. Live action..."Spiderman"....appeared three years before that in 1974 on "The Electric Company"...children's show which aired on PBS.

The first live action..."Spiderman"....costume was on the..."The Electric Company"...in 1974.

"SyFy Wire"...can't even get its shit right, just like its parent..."SyFy Channel"....

This blog continuing to prove everyday (effortlessly) that the..."SyFy Channel"...is owned and managed by the wrong corporation (NBC-Universal)...This corporation can't even get its historical facts correct in television history.
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What Exactly Is Universal Studios In Business For? What Do They Do Precisely As a Corporation?

http://www.universalstudios.com

This blog knows what...Universal Studios doesn't do as a corporation....

1. It doesn't successfully run an intended Science Fiction network (SyFy)
2. It doesn't make noteworthy money with the..."SyFy Channel"...

3. It doesn't make noteworthy money with Science Fiction movies, except Steven Spielberg movies.

4. It is ignoring the current Box Office boom with..."Star Trek"...and..."Star Wars"...movies.

5. It doesn't make..."Battlestar Galactica"...movies it endlessly re-announces every two years with..."Fake Press Releases"....for the past 17 years.

6. It has made no attempt to compete with the current crop of new..."Star Trek"...and..."Star Wars"...movies.

7. It doesn't have the necessary..."Pulse on current movie and television trends"....to make money that way.

8. It doesn't make quality Blu-Ray products....

Crappy ass box art on purpose will kill Blu-Ray sales 100% of the time...And that's just the tip of the iceberg with the other problems plaguing this Blu-Ray set.

9. It has never taken advantage of the potential Science Fiction franchise it has always had in its possession for 39 years which could easily rival...."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"....at the Box Office.

10. It doesn't do anything correctly with..."Science Fiction"...overall and..."Battlestar Galactica"....

So...What exactly is Universal Studios in business for? What do they do precisely as a corporation?

It is the belief of this blog that Universal Studios is not in business to make money...PERIOD.

One particular Internet idiot recently stated that Universal Studios..."Is in it for themselves"...

Since that doesn't include..."Making Money"...."In it for themselves"...can only mean...playing with its...."Corporate Private Parts".....while the actual process of..."Making Money"...is going on around them by every other corporation but them.

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The SyFy Channel Has Never Successfully Saved Itself, Because a Cable Network Owned and Run By The Wrong People From Day One Can't Be Saved

http://io9.gizmodo.com/syfys-plan-to-save-itself-harry-potter-comic-books-a-1795099783

This network has gone from loathing Science Fiction....to embracing wrestling and reality programming....making really bad attempts at Science Fiction and Horror...to where it is now... Making its umpteenth attempt at making really bad Science Fiction.

The..."SyFy Channel Board of Directors"...haven't stood up yet and yelled..."Enough is enough!! Let's get some real people in there running that network who know what the hell they are doing!! Where are our profits after 16 years? Charitable organizations can't be supporting us forever!!"
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Even When The SyFy Channel Tries To Steal Other People's "Thunder", It Still Can't Make a Decent Buck While Doing It

 

http://www.syfy.com 

Blood Drive - Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez ripped off here by the SyFy Channel. The SyFy Channel apparently trying to build an entire low budget television series inspired by the movie..."Grindhouse."...No doubt (like everything else on the SyFy Channel) it won't make decent money due to budget issues and the usual lack of talent in front of and behind the camera in all of the SyFy Channel productions.

 

Z Nation - "The Walking Dead"...ripped off here by the SyFy Channel. With a fraction of the budget and talent of..."The Walking Dead"...."Z Nation"...slogs through every low rated season of the typically low rated SyFy Channel.

 

Helix - John Carpenter's..."The Thing"....movie ripped off here by the SyFy Channel with..."Helix"....How long did this thing last? (no pun intended.) Two low rated seasons which is the usual ratings territory the SyFy Channel is all too familiar with. 

 

12 Monkeys - The SyFy Channel can't even make decent money when it tries ripping off itself!! NBC-Universal took one of its poorest box office performing Science Fiction movies from the 1990's and tried turning it into a television series on the SyFy Channel. Typically (as usual, as always)...."12 Monkeys"...suffers from the usual..."Territorial Plague"...the SyFy Channel is all too familiar with....LOW RATINGS!!

Was it a surprise to anyone that the box office failure..."12 Monkeys"...would translate into a low rated television series for the SyFy Channel? Apparently the..."Crackerjack Business People"...of the SyFy Channel were caught completely off guard!!

This was a very simple..."Business 101"....business decision that should have been made. Don't make...."12 Monkeys"....into a television series, especially on the SyFy Channel with its staggering and notorious lack of talent behind the scenes and in the business offices!!

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"Blood Drive" Looks Like Everything Else On The SyFy Channel. Like It Was Thrown Together In Five Minutes By Film School Drop-Outs Who Would Be Better Suited In a "Woodworking Class" For High School Kids

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/224587/blood-drive-video-blowout-syfy-unveils-multiple-teasers-new-show/

Perhaps more than any other SyFy Channel production..."Blood Drive".... has the look of amateur filmmaking all over it.

 

Why do I always get a mental image of SyFy Channel executives and the..."Blood Drive"...cast and crew working in a woodworking shop every time I see previews of..."Blood Drive?"....
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The SyFy Channel's..."12 Monkeys"... Doesn't Have Low Ratings, It Is..."Ratings Challenged"...

http://www.vvdailypress.com/entertainment/20170519/syfy-weaponizes-binge-with-its-12-monkeys-event?rssfeed=true

 

Pardon..."Moi"...ladies and gentlemen...we can only discuss the..."SyFy Channel".... in politically correct terminology apparently...

1. The..."SyFy Channel"...isn't low rated in everything it does, it is instead..."Ratings Challenged"...across the board.

2. "SyFy Channel"...executives aren't stupid, they're..."Imbeciles"....

3. The.."SyFy Channel"...isn't..."Crap"...it is instead..."Quality Famished"...

4. Bonnie Hammer never / was..."Stupid"...but rather she was / is leaning towards..."Knuckleheaded Thoughtlessness"....

5. The SyFy Channel doesn't lack a discernible and consistent on-air identity (a Jane / John Doe Network)....it instead is..."Vacuously Nameless"....

6. "Sharknado"...isn't a series of Godawful horror movies, but are instead..."Lacking Bowel Cleansing"....in the..."Quality Upkeep Department"....

7.  The..."SyFy Channel"...isn't an aimless..."Blood / Gore Channel"...but rather is an...."Anxiety Overdosing Hemoglobin Channel"....

8. NBC-Universal hasn't..."Destroyed"...the once great...."Sci-Fi Channel"...from the 1990's with bad management since the year 2000, but has instead...."Annihilated Every Sub-Atomic Particle of Its Infinite Potential"...during the past 17 years.

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Oh Look!! More Blood Is Coming to The SyFy Channel. Are We Drowning In It Yet?

http://www.tor.com/2017/05/11/syfy-adapting-george-r-r-martins-novella-nightflyers-for-television/comment-page-1/

The SyFy Channel...

Where Quentin Tarantino and Stephen King can kick off their shoes and call home!!

The SyFy Channel must have really failed at its latest attempts to be a Science Fiction network (12 Monkeys, Killjoys, etc.) and is now forced to do horror in order to pay its bills, and pay its do nothing and uninspired staff of execs.

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The "SyFy Channel" Isn't 25 Years Old. It Used To Be The "Sci-Fi Channel" For Almost a Decade Under Much, Much Better Previous Management

http://www.syfy.com

http://www.geekgirlauthority.com/syfy-turning-25-celebrating-rebooting-brand/

The..."Sci-Fi Channel"....used to be a great cable network from 1993 - 2000 owned by a previous corporation unrelated to NBC-Universal.  And then something horrible happened to it. Around 2000...Universal Studios came along under the  parent corporations..."Vivendi"...."Comcast"...and...."NBC"...and then proceeded to WRECK the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"....

...Turning it into the..."SyFy Channel"....and throwing every pile of garbage it could think of on to its schedule unrelated to Science Fiction programming. So now, we are at the inexplicable 16 year mark of NBC-Universal continuing to own and WRECK this once great Science Fiction network, bouncing around with a still indiscernible channel identity, throwing horror, reality, and other examples of..."Schizophrenic Crap Programming".... on to its schedule.

This blog remains committed to NBC-Universal not getting the credit for owning the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...a decade before it came along as its horrible parent owner right now.

The moniker itself..."SyFy"...is only eight years old, coming along in 2009 and FAILING every step of the way as a visual representation of whatever the hell this network is supposed to be right now in terms of consistent and steady content.

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The SyFy Channel May Be Rebooting Itself, But Not For The Reasons It Claims In One of The Articles Below

The SyFy Channel is rebooting itself into the...."Blood & Gore"....Network. A knee jerk response to the SyFy Channel's repeated chronic failure to make noteworthy money as a...."Science Fiction"....network. A symptom of the immovable lack of talent still existing within the management ranks at the SyFy Cannel.

http://observer.com/2017/05/syfy-usa-purge-tv-show-concept-revealed/

http://io9.gizmodo.com/syfys-plan-to-save-itself-harry-potter-comic-books-a-1795099783




This is where the SyFy Channel is headed despite its public statements to the contrary. It is heading full throttle into the..."Gore Zone"....of bloody smut.
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Two of The Least "Impactful" Individuals to Ever Dabble in Science Fiction and Fantasy in Movies and Television

Bryan Singer - This guy has the largest..."Lost Resume"...of Science Fiction and fantasy projects he has never completed in the entire history of movies and television combined. Documented many, many times in this blog. If he does manage to complete anything at all (even a single project) it's the equivalent of the parting of the..."Red Sea"...by..."Moses"....A miracle!!

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Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List - Volume 1

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies

1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High
16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Surprisingly completed)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life and Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Football Wives
24. X-Men Origins: Magneto
25. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns) sequel
26. uwantme2killhim? - straight to DVD?
27. My Eleventh
28. The Black Box (Abandonment pending)
29. Creature at Bay (Abandonment pending)
30. Spooked (Abandonment pending)
31. X-Men: Apocalypse (Surpisingly completed)
32. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (Abandonment pending)
33. Star Trek: Federation TV Series (Reannounced and abandoned again)
34. Fantastic Four 2 (Abandonment pending)
35. World War III (Abandonment pending)
36. Fantastic Four / X-Men crossover (abandonment pending)
37. Palestine Documentary (Abandonment pending)
38. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (Abandonment pending)
39. Heist (Abandonment pending)
40. X-Men: Legion (Abandonment pending)
41. X-Men: Hellfire (Abandonment pending)
42. August One (Abandonment pending)

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Ronald D. Moore - Propped up by an aggressive and overly zealous advertising campaign for his..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only).....series by the SyFy Channel in the 2000's....What this series ultimately was...was tired and worn out..."Star Trek"....cliches with this frowning showman at the forefront of the disaster....

And Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only).... series had absolutely nothing to do with what we all know..."Battlestar Galactica"....to really be....the 1978 series....

What Ronald D. Moore ultimately delivered with his..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series was the umpteenth..."Rick Berman Era"...."Star Trek Sequel Series"....with ratings even lower than the...."Star Trek: Enterprise"....series with every tired Rick Berman cliche thrown in...

1. Techno-Babble

2. Regurgitated..."Star Trek".... scripts

3. Mix & Match..."Star Trek"...characters from every..."Rick Berman Era"..."Star Trek"...sequel series.

4. "Class M"..."Star Trek"...planets run amok. Every planet is sunny blue skies outdoors.

I would imagine Bryan Singer and Ronald D. Moore are both semi-retired at this point. Perhaps involuntarily.

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The SyFy Channel Is Apparently Rebooting and Starting Over Again...For The Umpteenth Time

http://io9.gizmodo.com/syfys-plan-to-save-itself-harry-potter-comic-books-a-1795099783

The last thing this channel should ever want to do at this late date (after 25 years of throwing everything and the kitchen sink into its schedule except Science Fiction) is show its face in public (especially at a public meeting of investors) and tell them...

SyFy Channel: "Well, we've lost 75% of the Science Fiction fans during the past 25 years, never nailed down a consistent and discernible on-air identity even remotely connected to Science Fiction during those 25 years, and we quite frankly have always sucked at trying to make this channel a noteworthy and consistent moneymaker during those 25 years."

You would think that the people in the audience listening to a speech of this nature would finally be saying to themselves....

Audience: "Christ!! Why don't we just fire every last one of these blowhards who have been with the SyFy Channel during the past 25 years (something we should have done 25 years ago) and get some people in there who would know how to manage a Science Fiction channel!!"

The SyFy Channel's answer to their current woes is to try changing the design and color of the logo..."SyFy"...without changing the spelling!!

That should do much to keep the SyFy Channel in the same financial crapper it has always been in during the past 25 years!!

The SyFy Channel never looks internally to what their problems REALLY ARE. The same people who have been with the channel for the past 25 years!! And that includes BONNIE HAMMER!!

NBC-Universal thinks it has what it takes to fix the SyFy Channel? After 25 consistent years of not fixing it.

Me thinks the SyFy Channel has always been managed and run by lazy, couch potato low life's who have been running this channel half asleep during the past 25 years who only scramble to hop to their feet when it comes to the attention of everyone outside of the SyFy Channel (the general public) that this channel JUST PLAIN SUCKS and that it isn't a cable channel capable of making serious money.

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Happy Mother's Day, From The SyFy Channel

 

http://www.syfy.com 

I suspect this is how the SyFy Channel would wish everyone a..."Happy Mother's Day"....

With..."Quentin Tarantino - esque"....blood all over the bloody place.

The SyFy Channel doesn't have any Quentin Tarantino movie marathons scheduled for today?

It is..."Mother's Day"....after all!!

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How About..."Surely Fallacy"....For..."SyFy?"....Which Solidifies The Valid Argument That The Name "SyFy Channel" Doesn't Represent The Science Fiction Genre Even Informally

http://www.syfy.com

Try and pull..."Science Fiction"....out of the acronym..."SyFy"....and you will fail. All it ultimately turned out to be was a poorly constructed..."Word Game of Ownership"...of NBC-Universal. The topic of...."Science Fiction"....didn't even come into the conversation when it was decided to use this name.

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The SyFy Channel Wants All of Us to "Lube Up" In Anticipation of "Blood Drive"

 

http://www.syfy.com 

In addition to the unfortunate..."Sexual Innuendo"....to this poor girl with the term..."Lube Up"....

It also implies that the SyFy Channel is also going all..."ESPN"....on us with stock car racing...



What is the..."On-Air Identity"...of the..."SyFy Channel"...again? I keep forgetting....because it keeps changing...from moment to moment!!

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The "Sharknado" Movies Are Now Being Designated as "Comedy Films"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharknado

Is this due to the fact that the ratings are always so embarrassingly low on the..."Sharknado"...movies?

Give me the master reel to the latest..."Sharknado"....movie for..."Post Production Fine Tuning"....and...BAMMO!!...I'll add a laugh track right to it. Just say the word!!

I guarantee you...the laughter will always be in the places the SyFy Channel executives wish were being taken more seriously...such as the delightful....CAREER SPANNING FROWN.....of Edward James Olmos....

I feel your pain, Edward!!

"GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...was indeed that bad!!
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Has The SyFy Channel Tried Making a Television Program Out of "Rutabagas" Yet?

 

http://www.syfy.com 

Don't laugh. Such a program wouldn't be out of place on the SyFy Channel, where every conceivable manifestation of..."Oddball Subject Matter"...has been tried by the SyFy Channel in its eternal quest to avoid the topic of Science Fiction at all costs.

Remember..."The Wil Wheaton"....project?

 

 

Of course you don't!! Its ratings were that low!!

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Because Horror is Always Easier to Come Up With Than Science Fiction

http://www.entertainment-focus.com/tv-section/tv-news/midnight-texas-coming-to-syfy-in-july/

And television never has enough vampire dramas to drown the viewers with. The SyFy Channel has answered the call on both fronts.

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Let This Be a Lesson to All Future Students and Scholars of The Serious Study of Science Fiction on Television

http://nerdbastards.com/2014/10/29/syfy-exec-admits-they-blew-it-with-stupid-name-change-and-less-sci-fi/

What is / was supposed to be a Science Fiction cable network all along also isn't supposed to be an..."On The Job Training Site"....for unqualified network executives to screw up on purpose the content of what was originally a Science Fiction cable network before it got...WRECKED...by NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel.

NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel should have had the right people in place all along to run a Science Fiction cable network. Because they didn't...this network has been all over the compass in terms of ambiguous programming content going back 20 years.

And now, because the other cable networks have been doing... MUCH MUCH BETTER...with Science Fiction related programming, the SyFy Channel was forced to look to them for inspiration to at least try its hand (once again) at Science Fiction related programming which they have FAILED AT DOING (once again) because the SyFy channel is STILL staffed with the wrong management people to be running a Science Fiction cable network.

Because of this...the SyFy Channel is now forced to go the route of..."Sexploitation...and Blood Porn"...related programming just to pay its bills because it doesn't have the talent and imagination to be making money as a strictly Science Fiction cable network....







Are you lost, honey? You belong on the..."Quentin Tarantino Blood / Smut Network"....Not on what is supposed to be a Science Fiction cable network.

This network remains an ABSOLUTE DISASTER of EPIC PROPORTIONS because the wrong people with zero imagination and zero inspired thinking continue to run it.

Don't expect anything as wonderful as..."Stranger Things"....to be coming out of the SyFy Channel anytime soon because the imagination simply has never been there at the SyFy Channel for 20 some years.

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Is This Old Thing Still Collecting Cobwebs On The Internet?

 

http://deadline.com/2016/06/battlestar-galactica-francis-lawrence-lisa-joy-universal-pictures-1201770133/ 

"This Old Thing"....being one of the endless..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...released every two years by NBC-Universal (Universal Studios) for the past decade.

 

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I'll leave the other 215 retail locations under wraps for now.