Sunday, October 29, 2023

What Was Sam Esmail Doing All of This Time While He Wasn't Making a "Battlestar: Anything?"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2019/09/battlestar-galactica-reboot-drama-series-sam-esmail-nbc-streaming-service-peacock-1202736127/amp/


https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/sam-esmail-provides-update-on-peacock-battlestar-galactica-revival


Inquiring (and condescending) minds want to know....

September 2019 - October 2023

After all of this time, Sam Esmail and his alleged entourage could only produce an "Outline??"

Basically something like this....

The equivalent of a sketch on a cocktail napkin produced after four consecutive years....

At this rate, Sam Esmail will succumb to old age decades before he ever produces a "Battlestar" anything....







Sam Esmail Follows a Long Line of Individuals Who Have All Failed to Bring Back "Battlestar Galactica" Going Back 22 Consecutive Years (2001-2023)

 


So, what is the big deal about his latest, fake press release?

His failure to bring back the show has merely been re-packaged with a new start date for his alleged new production....

October 26th, 2023

After he wasted away 4 years (2019-2023) doing nothing.

Sam Esmail reminds this blog of someone(s)....

1. Simon Kinberg

2. Frances Lawrence

3. Dylan Clark

4. Michael DeLuca

5. Scott Stuber

6. Bryan Singer

7. Tom DeSanto

8. Michael Lesslie

9. John Orloff

10. Jack Paglen

Saturday, October 28, 2023

This Blog Is Assuming That October 26th, 2023 Is The New (Alleged) Start Date of Sam Esmail's (Alleged) "Battlestar" Production Starting All Over Again From Day One

 


https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/sam-esmail-provides-update-on-peacock-battlestar-galactica-revival

Sam Esmail is basically saying that he is starting all over again from day one with his alleged "Battlestar" production because he has no work to show for the previous four years that he wasted away doing nothing with "Battlestar" (2019-2023).

If history is any indication (primarily with Bryan Singer and Frances Lawrence), Sam Esmail should have a first or second draft script completed in the next 18 months (April 2025) before his alleged "Battlestar" production falls apart once again (collapses) from his chronic inactivity.



Are we Supposed to Be "High Fiving" Sam Esmail Right Now?

 


https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/sam-esmail-provides-update-on-peacock-battlestar-galactica-revival

Sam Esmail's big update (in actuality) after doing nothing with his alleged "Battlestar" project for four consecutive years.....

Sam Esmail: "I recently read a proposed outline for the series, and I like it."

That's it? After four frickin' years?? An outline is all that you have?

Way to go, Sam!! You're really on the ball!!


"Marvel Studios" Would have made roughly five or six movies in those four years, and about six television series.

If I were you Sam, I would be feeling really, really small right now. Really, really insignificant.

Because of The Ongoing, Decades Spanning Mismanagement of The "Battlestar Galactica" Property by "Universal Studios", Any Alleged Development of a New Production Will Always Remain Vague as Ever. No Matter How Much Time Passes

 


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sam-esmail-provides-battlestar-galactica-164406621.html

Sam Esmail couldn't be more specific with the details of his alleged development of his alleged production after four frickin' years (2019-2023) of quite frankly not doing anything with the property peppered with excuses such as "Covid-19" and the "Writer's Strike" allegedly holding him up?

Trusting Sam Esmail with "Battlestar Galactica" at this late date is as foolish as trusting Simon Kinberg with "Battlestar Galactica" at this late date.

Thursday, October 26, 2023

Mystery Solved

 


What does a corporation do when it always wants to renew (so to speak) its ownership of a "Property / Copyright", yet at the same time it never has any intention of doing anything brand new with that "Property / Copyright?"

They keep issuing "Fake Press Releases" moment after moment, year after year, decade after decade. To always give the false impression that something constructive is always being done with the "Property / Copyright." To always give the false impression that the "Property / Copyright" is always in a state of ascension. As opposed to lapsing into the "Public Domain." This prevents anyone else from purchasing and / or nabbing the "Property / Copyright" and actually doing something constructive with it.

Four years later, and Sam Esmail only has an outline for a "Battestar: Something?"

How absolutely, utterly "Strategically Convenient" for all interested parties involved.


Why This Latest "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release" Is a Bad Idea

 


1. Sam Esmail has aged 10 years in the past 4 years, making it seem like even longer time has passed with him not doing anything with "Battlestar." He has come across as a "Slacker" who doesn't give a shit about "Battlestar."

2. All of us who care about "Battlestar" (the 1978 series) know the script of these "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" from "Universal Studios" spanning 22 consecutive years (2001-2023)....

The Script....

A. The alleged project is announced.

B. 6 months later, an alleged problem with the alleged project is announced, primarily a showrunner or someone else of alleged importance within the alleged production leaves the project. 

C. 12 months after that (we're at 18 months total now), it is announced that only a "Second Draft Script" has been come up with in all of that time.

D. For some reason, the name "Dylan Clark" is always come up with and thrown into the mix as some "Ever Present Idiot" (above everyone else in authority) always guiding the "Alleged Battlestar Project" along since "Day One." Yet he has never produced anything for 22 consecutive years (2001-2023.)

E. A few more years pass, and the alleged project just sort of "Passes Away" (like a dead dog) with no explanation as to why it did.

F. A few more years pass, and it is claimed that the project is either still on, or a new project is taking its place.

Sam Esmail for President of The United States.

G. "Covid-19", "9-11", and the "Writer's Strike" have all been blamed for shutting down alleged "Battlestar" productions for 22 consecutive years (2001-2023), yet all other movie / tv projects in production during those eras proceeded uninterrupted.

 

Sam Esmail's Alleged "Battlestar Galactica" Revival is Still On??

 https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html



https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/sam-esmail-provides-update-on-peacock-battlestar-galactica-revival

Sam Esmail has taken so long with his alleged "Battlestar Galactica" revival that his hair has turned gray.


First, it was allegedly "Covid-19" that delayed Sam Esmail's alleged "Battlestar" project, now it's the "Writer's Strike??"




If dinosaurs still roamed the Earth thousands of miles from "Universal Studios", they would still be blamed for derailing Sam Esmail's alleged "Battlestar" project.


And after four years, he only has an outline?? A sketch on a "Cocktail Napkin" if you will.


It's time to enroll Sam Esmail in the "Marvel Studios Expedited School of Filmmaking." They crank out "Blockbusters" months on end.

This Blog is "Officially Labeling" this latest alleged "Battlestar" update as "The Latest and Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release."

Sam Esmail's hair has turned gray in the long period of time he has been allegedly developing his alleged "Battlestar" project....


Sam Esmail - 2023


Sam Esmail - 2019

How does not working for four consecutive years do that to a man?


Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Why is "Peacock-Streaming" Copying "TV Series Ideas" That Long Since Failed On The "SyFy Channel?"

 



This time around, it's (once again) the "Post-Apocalyptic Driving Across The Desolate Wasteland" schtick.

If the "Mass Market Audience" has long since rejected it, rest assured that "Comcast / NBC-Universal" will embrace it forever. Whether you like it or not.

Sunday, October 22, 2023

Viewers Unhappy With "Peacock." So, What Else Is New?

 


What happened?



https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columns/2023/10/22/mailbox-readers-unhappy-with-peacock-bigfoot-and-dispatch-negativity-nbc-big-ten-ryan-day/71247800007/

"Peacock-Streaming" has had roughly three years to work out the technical glitches with its sports coverage. These glitches still haven't been fixed.


Like every other component of "Comcast / NBC-Universal", this is a dysfunctional corporation in "Unmanned Pilot Mode" for good.


This is a corporation that quite frankly, just doesn't give a shit about any aspect of what it is supposed to be doing for a living.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

Checking In On Any Progress Sam Esmail Might Have Made With His Alleged "Battlestar" Production

 


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html

Can you say "Bleak?" Sam Esmail actually has done worse than Simon Kinberg in the "I Haven't Done Shit With Battlestar Department" for the past four consecutive years.

Friday, October 20, 2023

I Do Believe This Article Forgot a Very, Very Important Statement and Fact

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/star-wars-rebels-co-creator-simon-kinberg-is-thrilled-the-characters-made-the-jump-to-live-action/ar-AA1iwGjg

Important fact left out...

"By the way, Simon Kinberg never did do shit with 'Battlestar Galactica' for three consecutive years"....


https://variety.com/2020/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-simon-kinberg-writer-producer-1234813660/#!


 

How too often the past is unsuccessfully swept under the rug with "Battlestar."



And Simon Kinberg's "Star Wars: Rebels" series never succumbed to the "Covid-19" virus the way his alleged "Battlestar" production did?

How absolutely, utterly, strategically convenient for the very corporation (Comcast / NBC-Universal) that never liked "Battlestar."

Creepy and disturbing coincidences (not) like this have always worked out for "Comcast / NBC-Universal" with "Battlestar."

And any sort of a "Battlestar" Movie never was and never will be a priority with "Universal Studios." From 2001- 2023 with the years and decades ahead still clicking off as we go.


Thursday, October 19, 2023

Comcast / NBC-Universal's "Dysfunctional Corporate Culture" Has Wrecked The Following Three Properties Permanently

 




And its "Corporate Culture" involves the dysfunctional way it always thinks, and who it always ends up associating with....



Just your typical "Dysfunctional Day" at "Comcast / NBC-Universal"....




These were actually a few of the quieter moments.

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Retreating Into The Darkness

 



They retreat into the darkness for good after their names have been attached to "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Show Press Releases"....

1. Simon Kinberg

2. Sam Esmail

3. Frances Lawrence

4. Dylan Clark

5. Michael DeLuca

6. Scott Stuber

7. Bryan Singer

8. Tom DeSanto

9. Jack Paglen

10. John Orloff

For the past 22 consecutive years....

2001- 2023

Saturday, October 14, 2023

Steven Spielberg Should Have Been Running Both The "SyFy Channel" and Peacock-Streaming" All of This Time

 







They both would have made formidable money for "Comcast / NBC-Universal" with Mr. Spielberg at the helm.

Both would also have immediate "Identity Recognition" as well....

1. Steven Spielberg's "SyFy Channel."

2. Steven Spielberg's "Peacock-Streaming."

Watch the viewership soar in both cases.

Forget this lost cause nonsense with "Jet Blue Airlines", "Hallmark", and "WWE Wrestling."

No One still has a clue as to what "Peacock" is.