"Battlestar Galactica" Movies and TV Shows Never Getting Made Will Always Be The #1 Cause of Unemployment in California

 

Simon Kinberg and Sam Esmail are in that line somewhere.

"So Say We All!!"

Summing Up "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" Failures in Management Past, Present, and Future!!

 

"So Say We All!!"

If Any Other Corporation in "Hollywood" Owned These Two Properties, They Would Be Thriving In Success

 

Instead, they're both languishing in the usual "Toilet Bowl of Failure" of "Comcast / NBC-Universal."

"So Say We All!!"

"Comcast / NBC-Universal" Closes Out Yet Another Year (Added on to Decades) of Not Doing Shit With "Battlestar"

 

"Peacock-Streaming" has done everything else WRONG in everything it does, and that will also include "Battlestar" that it is STILL, only talking about FOUR YEARS (2019-2023) after initially announcing it.

"So Say We All!!"

The Obvious "New Years Predictions" For 2024

 

1. A "Battlestar: Anything" from "Comcast / NBC-Universal' in the movies and on television will still NOT materialize from January - December 2024. But the "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" from "Comcast / NBC-Universal" will continue during that same time.

2. "Peacock-Streaming" will continue to be a FAILURE stuck at 30 million subscribers no matter how many more corporations "Peacock-Streaming" becomes a subsidiary of.

3. "SyFy Channel" will continue NOT SERVING a legitimate constructive purpose whatsoever in anyone's lives. Primarily amongst the "Comic-Con" crowd and "Science Fiction / Fantasy / Horror" fans overall.

4. It will continue to be a mystery as to what Dylan Clark does for a living. What we do know? He doesn't make "Battlestar" movies and TV shows for a living.

5. "Comcast / NBC-Universal" will continue to be the monumentally boring and uneventful corporation it always has been.

"So Say We All!!"

One of The Reasons Why "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Hasn't Made a New "Battlestar" Movie or TV Show

 

It can't figure out how to combine wrestling, Maury Povich, alcoholism, ""Sharknado", and "Chucky" into a single "Battlestar" movie.

"So Say We All!!"

Both Simon Kinberg and Sam Esmail Have Exhausted Every Conceivable Deadline and Excuse of "Yes, We're Still Working on a 'Battlestar: Something' Trillions of Years Later"

 

So, isn't it about time for "Comcast / NBC-Universal" to roll out a fresh new batch of "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" with a new set of losers (producers) who will also NEVER pull through with any new "Battlestar" production YEARS and DECADES from now?

"So Say We All!!"

The Last Time "New Line Cinema" and "Lionsgate" Laughed This Hard at "Comcast / NBC-Universal?"

 

"So Say We All!!"

 

All of My Friends at "New Line Cinema" and "Lionsgate" Would Like Part-Time Jobs Sitting On Their Asses Not Making "Battlestar" Productions For Years and Decades

 

Along with these idiots....

1. Dylan Clark

2. Simon Kinberg

3. Sam Esmail

4. Frances Lawrence

5. Michael DeLuca

6. Scott Stuber

7. Bryan Singer

8. Tom DeSanto

9. Jack Paglen

10. John Orloff

Do you fill out job applications at the HR office of "Comcast / NBC-Universal" to apply for positions sitting on your ASS not making "Battlestar" movies and TV shows for decades?

Does that pay by the hour or is it salaried?

"So Say We All!!"

Someone is Doing a Really Good Impression of The Trashy "SyFy Channel / The Asylum" Horror Movies From Decades Past

 Or maybe it's still parent corporation "Comcast / NBC-Universal" operating under a "Corporate Pseudonym."

"So Say We All!!"

Simon Kinberg Has Blended Back Into The Background of Being "Yet Another Guy Who Failed to Bring Back Battlestar"

 

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-simon-kinberg-writer-producer-1234813660/#!

Everyone else in this same background....

1. Sam Esmail

2. Dylan Clark

3. Bryan Singer

4. Tom DeSanto

5. Michael DeLuca

6. Scott Stuber

7. Frances Lawrence

8. Jack Paglen

"So Say We All!!"

It Has Always Amazed This Blog That Everyone in "Hollywood" Can Continue to Effortlessly Do "Science Fiction / Fantasy / Horror" EXCEPT "Comcast / NBC-Universal"

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/other/wednesday-spinoff-show-everything-we-know-about-the-uncle-fester-series/ar-AA1lHdcd

"Comcast / NBC - Universal" continues to strain and struggle (after decades) with "Science Fiction / Fantasy / Horror" with one ceaseless "Fake Press Release" after another.

"So Say We All!!"

Is There Anything Produced by "Comcast / NBC-Universal" That The "Comic-Con" Crowd Ever Looks Forward To?

 

I didn't think so!!

"So Say We All!!"

"Comcast / NBC-Universal's" Unwanted Contributions to "Pop Culture" Have Always Caused Everyone to Look Away In Absolute Disgust

 

"So Say We All!!"

No, Sam Esmail's Biggest Problem Is That He Hasn't Made a "Battlestar: Anything" In 4 Years and 3 Months (September 2019 - December 2023)

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/battlestar-galactica-reboot-update-exposes-the-new-shows-biggest-problem/ar-AA1lwHPb

And that will always make Sam Esmail worthy of ridicule.

"So Say We All!!"

Is "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Back In The "Garbage Monster Movie Making Business?"

 

"So Say We All!!"

Is This a New Format (Video) For "Fake Battlestar Press Releases?"

 

Repackaging OLD and FAKE Sam Esmail news and then trying to pass it off as new by offering pointless commentary on it?

"So Say We All!!"

Isn't It Amazing How, After Almost 4.5 Years, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" STILL Can't Offer "Production Specifics" on Sam Esmail's ALLEGED "Battlestar" Series?

 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html

 At this point in time, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" had better start worrying about why "Peacock-Streaming" only has 30 million subscribers after three years, rather than why it can NEVER budge an inch in any direction with any ALLEGED " Battlestar" production no matter how many years and decades pass.

"So Say We All!!"

Since Simon Kinberg and Sam Esmail Never Were and Never Will be Making a "Battlestar: Anything", Maybe They Could Team-Up to Make Nature Specials for "PBS"

 

"So Say We All!!"

The Reason Why "Peacock-Streaming" Will NEVER Make Any Announcement Regarding Any Alleged "Battlestar" Pilot

 

https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/sam-esmail-gives-update-on-battlestar-galactica-on-peacock

The "Anti-Galactica Corporation" - (Comcast / NBC-Universal) has always thrived on "Vague Innuendo" in its "Fake Battlestar Press Releases ." "Specific circumstances, specific roll-call production team member announcements, and specific cast member announcements" were always non-existent in its "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" no matter how many years and decades pass.

For "Comcast / NBC-Universal" to announce a " Battlestar Pilot" for "Peacock-Streaming" would require them to be specific with all of the above information, which is what they will NEVER do, implying actual physical production is taking place.

"So Say We All!!"

Remembering When "NBC-TV" Trashed The Entire Christmas Season With Just One TV Movie

 

Specifically, Christmas 2006.

"So Say We All!!"

"Peacock Streaming" Is Now, Also a Subsidiary of "Insta-Cart"

 

https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/peacock-instacart-plus-bundle-1235812499/

There's not much of it left is there, as a self sustaining entity?

And ONLY 30 million subscribers after three years.

"So Say We All!!"

Only Using The Word "Probably" 4 Years After an "Alleged Project" Was Initially Announced Is The Same Thing as Using The Phrase "Dead In The Water"

https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/sam-esmail-gives-update-on-battlestar-galactica-on-peacock

Sam Esmail couldn't get a "Battlestar: Anything" off of the ground no matter how many decades continue to pass.

"So Say We All!!"

For Decades, "Universal Studios" Has NEVER Told The Truth About "Battlestar Galactica." How They NEVER Had Any Real Intention to Bring It Back

 

After all of this time, "Universal Studios" executives could really use a "Heavy Dose" of the "Truth Affliction" that plagued character "Fletcher Reed" in the movie "Liar, Liar."

"So Say We All!!"

"Comcast / NBC-Universal", Sam Esmail, and Simon Kinberg Will Never Know What "This" Is as It Pertains to "Battlestar Galactica" as All ""Aforementioned Entities" Will NEVER Reach That Far In Production No Matter How Many "Years / Decades" Pass

 

"So Say We All!!"

Never Before In The History of "Hollywood" Has a Recent Press Release Said So Remarkably Little About an "Alleged Production" Now 4 Years Old (2019 - 2023)

 

Let more ridicule commence from....

1. New Line Cinema

2. Lionsgate

3. Marvel Studios

"So Say We All!!"

The Only Recent and Long Term Development in Sam Esmail's Alleged "Battlestar" Production (Initially Announced in September 2019) is That Sam Esmail's Hair Has Turned White or Grey (Since 2019)

 

Sam Esmail - 2019

Sam Esmail - 2023

"So Say We All!!"

Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Series Was Such a "Smash Hit" For "Universal" That it Hasn't Revisited The Series in 20 Years (2004-2024)

 

We couldn't even get a "Rescue From Gilligan's Island" type TV movie to wrap things up?

"So Say We All!!"

'Where's Waldo?" Where's Dylan Clark?

 

This guy, along with Simon Kinberg and Sam Esmail, specialize in NOT MAKING "Battlestar Galactica" movies and tv shows for years and years, and decades and decades.

"So Say We All!!"

When "Universal Studios" Repeatedly Fails to Make a "Battlestar" Movie In a Quarter Century (2001-2023), Ridicule Results

 

And boy, "Universal Studios" sure as hell is being ridiculed behind these business doors...

Especially when the time frames of the "Writer's Strike" and "Covid-19" never match up with the time frames of "Universal Studios" excuses (for not making a Battlestar movie / tv show) every time "Universal Studios" tries to use both as unconvincing excuses and covers.

So Say We All!!