Yes, "Z Nation" Sucks Donkey Droppings, But Let's Look At The Positive Aspects of Being a Zombie Show That Sucks!!

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/09/16/could-syfy-s-z-nation-steal-the-zombie-crown-from-the-walking-dead-2274628?lt_source=external,manual

1. You can let your hair down and revel in watching a zombie television show that sucks....No?

2. "Z Nation" is the most heavily pirated television show (with lowest of the low ratings) in television history!! That has to be worth umm....some brownie points?....No?

3. "Z Nation's" weekly production budget equals the weekly catering bill for...."Walking Dead."....No?

4. The author of the article linked above remains employed as long as he continues trying to make a good thing out of an always bad thing....SyFy Channel programming. No?

5. Rolling my eyes.

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This, In a Nutshell (In More Ways Than One) Is What Happened to The Once Great "Sci-Fi Channel" After Universal Studios Got Its Corporate Meat Hooks On It

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syfy

No doubt in the "whirlwind wheeling and dealing at breakneck speed of bulk channel purchasing" which led to Universal Studios eventually owning a Science Fiction channel, they didn't know what they had bought until after they had bought it. So, after Universal began sorting through all of the channels they had bought around 1998 in this bulk channel purchase, they no doubt looked at the "Sci-Fi Channel" they had just bought and said...

Universal Studios: "Oh, shit!! We just bought a Science Fiction channel!!"

Always adhering to the business philosophy of...."never selling what they own even if they don't like it personally"....Universal no doubt began assigning people from its ranks to manage the "Sci-Fi Channel" around 1998. People who weren't Science Fiction fans. Such as Bonnie Hammer, who brought her vast experience in managing a public television station to the Sci-Fi Channel, along with her experience in producing a children's entertainment  program and wrestling for television. A good fit there!! (rolling my eyes.)

No doubt these people who Universal Studios assigned to managing the "Sci-Fi Channel" in 1998 weren't happy about getting the assignment. Because all of these people hated Science Fiction. So these people began warping and twisting (from day one on the job) the on-air identity of the "Sci-Fi Channel" in 1998. They began expanding the definition of Science Fiction in all sorts of ludicrous directions in order to suit themselves and to make their daily programming duties as easy as possible...

1. They expanded the definition of Science Fiction for themselves to make their work days as comfortable as possible by including in its definition....the non-Science Fiction movie, "Cape Fear." This of course, ignited the trend of the "Sci-Fi Channel" staff in 1998 of raiding the "USA Film Vaults" for....any old thing....they could throw up (literally) on the "Sci-Fi Channel" schedule. I think the Sci-Fi Channel staff (beginning in 1998) made it through the entire collected works of Universal Studios non-Science Fiction movies from the "USA Film Vaults" at least once in this manner. While this was going on...

2. They simultaneously began cancelling all of the good Science Fiction shows on the "Sci-Fi Channel" they had just bought circa 1998 and beyond, and began replacing them with horrid non-Science Fiction shows of their own such as...."Scare Tactics"....."Captain Klump's Cosmo Kitchen" (or whatever)..."Crossing Over With John Edward"..."Dream Team"...."Flash Gordon"....."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...."Babbling For a Half Hour" - with Wil Wheaton...."Helix"...."Z Nation"..."Wrestling"...."The Big Boobs of Cosplay"....and...."This is How You Apply Makeup in Big Budget Movies Because We Can't Afford to Make Our Own Big Budget Movies With Elaborate Makeup Like This."

3. Proving the scientific fact that...."Likes attract absolutely"....the horrid "SyFy Channel" eventually hooked up with the equally horrid....."Asylum Films"....and began making the...."Worst Horror Movies Ever Made"....such as...."Sharknado"...."Frankenfish" - (or was that "Frankenpuss?")...."Area 51"....and...."Ice Spiders".....

These unhappy souls who manage the "SyFy Channel" eventually let it be known that they want their network (SyFy) and themselves to be taken seriously. With this laughable body of work? Really? They can't be taken seriously as television programmers because (as their body of work repeatedly proves)...they don't have any sort of talent that can be rewarded. They are terrible television programmers.

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Bryan Fuller Spills The Beans On The SyFy Channel

 

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/09/15/high-moon-bryan-fuller-syfy/


“[B]ecause of how strange the development process was at the network, I don’t think anybody was surprised [that it wasn't made into a series],” Fuller said. “Right before we were ordered, the highest guy at the network told us he didn’t think this was science fiction. So we were like, ‘OK, this is gonna be interesting.’ [laughs] I think the bigger issue with them was just the tone because it was fun…and science fiction for them has to be serious because they need to be taken seriously as a network.” (SyFy declined to comment.)

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"SyFy needs to be taken seriously as a network?" Really? This sure as hell hasn't happened yet!! One of the pre-requisites to this happening is a network knowing who and what the hell they are in terms of a discernible on-air identity!! SyFy still doesn't have one after 15 years!! (Including when it still called itself "Sci-Fi.") A network also has to embrace what they are supposed to be in order to be taken seriously. This too, sure as hell hasn't happened yet!! Name one time...at least one....when Universal Studios / Bonnie Hammer ever embraced Science Fiction on their retarded network in 15 years. Never!! Instead, SyFy has been nothing but a basic cable network (no focused on-air identity...i.e....Sports? Cartoons? Horror? News?) airing a smorgasbord of crappy programming instead reflecting no discernible on-air identity.

So, according to SyFy....Science Fiction can't be fun (during those rare moments when they do try to attempt it)....because if it is....then SyFy won't be taken seriously as a network.

The network was never taken seriously as a network even when Edward James Olmos was frowning all over kingdom's creation during...."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only). Because in the case of...."GINO"....it was proven that there is a such a thing as....going overboard....with the intense determination at being ultra- serious. To the point of it becoming parody and becoming fodder for ridicule....which is what happened to Edward James Olmos.

So...Let's sum up, shall we? The SyFy Channel wants to be taken seriously as a network despite the facts that...

1. It hasn't had a discernible, on-air identity in 15 years. It's just a basic cable network.

2. It hasn't been a Science Fiction network (what it was supposed to be) all along in 15 years.

3. It doesn't want its weekly horror movies made by (cringe: "The Asylum") to be taken seriously.

4. Its two "Sharknado" movies are supposed to be considered (SyFy's wishes) just a big joke.

5. It is creatively incapable of making quality Science Fiction  and Horror. The SyFy Channel can't even put a coherent thought together with either one.

6. SyFy's operating budgets in everything they do are just one big joke. (low budget galore)

7. SyFy is notoriously known for shunning all things Science Fiction.

8. SyFy has put wrestling, a cooking show, and a sham psychic (John Edward) on its network at different times.

9. Its "Ghost Hunters" show is about former bathroom plumbers who now hunt supposed ghosts. Beginning to see the irony here?

10. No talent in upper management in any specific discipline has run this network in 15 years.

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There is Nothing Quite Like Wasting a Friday Night Watching a Cable Network That Still Can't Figure Out Its On-Air Identity a Decade Later

 

 

So we go from the extremely low rated, extremely boring, poorly staged, and poorly choreographed wrestling drivel on the SyFy Channel...

 

 

 

 

...To the extremely low rated, extremely boring, and extremely low budgeted, zombie knock-off...."Walking Dead"....clone...."Z Nation"....

 

 

The SyFy Channel!!

 

Where everything else one would do on a Friday night would be infinitely more interesting and exciting than watching the SyFy Channel!!

 

 



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Question: Why is "Spartacus" on The SyFy Channel? Answer: Because "Spartacus" Has Nothing To Do With Science Fiction, Fantasy, or Even Horror!! That's Why!!

 

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Spartacus+(person)

http://www.syfy.com

So get used to it and suck on a balloon, OK?

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You Have to Hand It to Universal Studios...It Has Made Its Inexplicable Ownership of the "Battlestar Galactica" Property an Absolute Catastrophe From Day One (1978)

 

http://www.ign.com/articles/2009/02/20/battlestar-galactica-movie-exclusive

Like sands in an hourglass, the..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...... from Universal Studios have been with us since 2001....but the movies themselves never got made.

 

With Universal Studios, it has always been....no time like the present....in never wanting to make "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" sized profits with the..."Battlestar Galactica".... property.

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The Fairly Consistent..."Fake Press Release Check"....of Universal Studios..."Fake Battlestar Movie Press Releases"...This Blog Periodically Conducts

April 8th, 2014 - Yes, this..."Fake Battlestar Movie"....still isn't being made by Universal Studios. No Surprise there!!

August 3rd, 2012 - Yes, this.... "Fake Battlestar Movie".....never got made (on purpose) by Universal Studios as well. However, Bryan Singer's stuttering does provide the bulk of the entertainment here.

 

October 21st, 2011 - Yes, this...."Fake Battlestar Movie Press Release"....never gets filed away in the...."Immediately dispose of this Fake Press Release after we're done with it" file by Universal Studios either. It's a floater!! It floats around the Internet just like the other two!!

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Because It's Always Cheaper To Show How Elaborate Make-Up Effects Productions Are Made Rather Than Actually Making Them Yourself

http://www.syfy.com/faceoff

Barry: "Hi Gabby!!"

Gabby: "Hi, Barry!!"

George: "Hi, you two!!"

Barry: "What are we showing today?"

George: "Another elaborate make-up heavy production that the SyFy Channel couldn't afford to make itself!!"

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My Only Complaint About This Article...Is That It Wasn't Hard Enough On The SyFy Channel

http://www.kyforward.com/our-food-and-fun/2014/09/james-halcomb-syfy-network-execs-continue-to-misunderstand-fans-and-put-out-lousy-tv/


The rotten programming on the SyFy Channel has nothing to do with..."misunderstanding fans"....but rather...the thorough lack of talent among the programming twits at the SyFy Channel...their condescending attitude from day one towards what they inadvertently bought...a Science Fiction channel...condescension rooted in not having the talent to wrap their little brains around Science Fiction and how it can entertain mass market audiences...so they try to unsuccessfully compensate for their lack of talent in running what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel by polluting the cable airwaves with their...."Toilet Sewer Rotten Programming"....and then trying to unsuccessfully make a big joke out of it.


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Maybe Someday...When The SyFy Channel is Under Much, Much Better Management, and Its...."Toilet Sewer Stable"...of New Television Programs Aren't Always Referred to In Every Review as...

http://fridaytvshows.wordpress.com/2014/09/19/z-nation-series-premiere-review-by-tv-com/

...."Sure This New SyFy Channel Show Sucks Ass...But Do You Have Anything Else Better To Do On a Friday Night to Kill Time"......?

....And all of these current and rotten television shows of the SyFy Channel finally vanish when the present management does the same (taking all of their highly questionable qualifications in everything they do with them)....

.....Maybe the SyFy Channel (with a much needed name change and much needed consistent format to be operating under 365 days a year)....

...Will cease being...."Blow Hard Hot Air"....over the airwaves every minute of every day.

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Is It Safe To Say That This Low Rated, Embarrassing, and Four Season "Oddity" From a Decade Ago is Infamously Remembered For Notorious Reasons?

1. A television series that really wasn't "Battlestar Galactica", but was instead...an embarrassing stab at wanting to be an...."In Thing, Genre Show"....of some sort while at the same time, lacking a discernible identity of any sort. Simply calling itself..."Battlestar Galactica"....while at the same time not being...."Battlestar Galactica"....or anything else in particular...doomed it to incoherent format searching while it was actually on the air! It was an embarrassing hodgepodge of fragments Ronald D. Moore lifted from every Science Fiction movie and television series he ever saw starting in his childhood...done on a very low budget.

2. Just as it is now, this cable channel that currently calls itself...."SyFy"....and was...."Sci-Fi"....in the 2000s....is and was financially and resource deficient ill-equipped to deal with the scope of what...."Battlestar Galactica"....really is (the 1978) series. Thus you had contemporary business suit clothing such as in the picture above, everyday location shooting in beautiful downtown Vancouver...and sunny skies in weekday Vancouver trying to be passed off as alien worlds. This was perhaps...The laziest television series ever made (in terms of inadequate resources and budget) which had the nerve to call itself..."Battlestar Galactica"....or more broadly...."Science Fiction"....due to being unable to pull off visually what it claimed to be.

3. Forget the terrible acting in the "Star Wars" prequels....Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell brought...."Terrible Acting"....to a whole new level of unacceptable embarrassment in this series.

4. Has the cast and crew of this thing gone on to bigger and better things? Ummm...No!! Everyone who was in front of and behind the camera of this thing are still relative unknowns and that includes Ronald D. Moore.

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Isn't It Interesting How The "SyFy Channel" Isn't Even Mentioned In a Topic of Discussion That One Would Think Would Be Its "Area of Expertise" While Other Television Networks Are?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/supergirl-lands-at-cbs-series-734268


Not even SyFy Channel's....."Z Nation"....got a mention when AMC's...."The Walking Dead"....did. No doubt everyone in Hollywood knows where the "SyFy Channel" stands when it comes to anything fantasy / horror / science fiction related...


...You can't rely on the SyFy Channel for anything....


...And the subject of this article goes way beyond anything the SyFy Channel could provide financially, creatively, and technologically....


This article is about the...."Big Boys in Television Broadcasting"....."The Pros".....Not the SyFy Channel.


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When a Production Company is Around Long Enough (Not Due to Stellar Financial Success) For a List To Be Compiled of its "12 Worst Movies", Maybe It's Time For The Shareholders to "Pull The Plug?"

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/mondo-bizarros-top-12-worst-asylum-films-that-he-has-seen


Why does this production company even exist? Why?


If you don't know how to produce, write, or direct....Then don't open up a production company showcasing those faults in every film you manufacture.


Additionally..."The Asylum"....also brought us.... (without anyone asking for them in advance)...the two..."Sharknado"....movies and...."Z Nation"....


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High Ratings For The SyFy Channel Would Be Considered Low Ratings For Every Other Cable Network. That Fact Always Needs to Be Kept in Mind in Order to Keep Things in Perspective

http://www.ibtimes.com/z-nation-premiere-ratings-high-syfy-despite-piracy-controversy-nbc-comments-illegal-1690830

Not having talented people manage the SyFy Channel has caused it to never have its head held as high as its peers in the ratings.

The SyFy Channel's standards are much lower than everyone else's as a result. A low rating the "AMC Channel" - ("The Walking Dead") would laugh at is routinely celebrated at the "SyFy Channel."

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Just How Many...."Pigasus Awards"...Can The SyFy Channel Rack Up (Win) In a Lifetime? They Win One Every Year, Don't They?

http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/04/when-pigs-fly-pigasus-awards-bestowed-on-the-deserved/

SyFy Channel didn't win one in 2014, yet? It must be off its game this year.

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The First Thing That Comes to Mind Isn't... "Zombies"...But Rather Inbred...."Hatfields & McCoys"...With a Dash of..."Chainsaw Wielding Backwoods Cousins".... Thrown Into The Gene Pool

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2014/09/15/z-nation-premiere-bites-off-1-6-million-viewers-on-syfy/302944/

Some actors wear creepy makeup while others don't....BUT THAT'S OK!!

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Once Again, The Reality of The SyFy Channel's Actual Ratings Numbers Collides With The SyFy Channel's "Wishful Thinking / Self Authored" Fantasy Press Release For (In This Case) "Z Nation"

Z Nation Spokesperson: "Pilot to tower...pilot to tower....There is a discrepancy between how we actually performed ratings wise this past Friday night, and how the SyFy Channel wished we performed in its doctored press release."

How the SyFy Channel actually performed with "Z Nation" this past Friday....

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/09/15/z-nation-ratings-walking-dead/

And how the SyFy Channel wished it performed via its doctored and fantasy laced press release...

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2014/09/15/z-nation-premiere-bites-off-1-6-million-viewers-on-syfy/302944/

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