Yes, The Inevitable "Lowest Rated Made For Television / Horror Movie" of All Time is Heading to The "SyFy Channel"

http://archive.randi.org/site/index.php/jref-news/2074-jrefs-pigasus-awards-honors-dubious-peddlers-of-woo.html

The..."SyFy Channel"...is due for yet another..."Pigasus Award"...in an entirely different category:

The..."Television / Horror Movie That Sucks Ass"...

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The Infamous "SyFy Channel Promo" From 2009: The Most Incoherent Pile of Horse Crap Ever Produced

I challenge anyone devoid of any knowledge of the infamous..."SyFy Channel"...as to what basic cable channel this promo was supposed to represent.

The..."Siegfried and Roy / Circus Channel"....?



Best guess!!

And parent corporation..."Universal Studios"...actually signed off on this....

"Looks good to us!!"

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The Only Thing This Blog Finds Odd About The "Will Smith - Wild, Wild West" Movie, is That Universal Studios Didn't Produce It

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/wild-wild-west-turns-20-looking-back-at-one-of-the-biggest-flops-of-the-90s

This has..."Umpteenth Routine Box Office Failure of Universal Studios"....written all over it.

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For 20 Years, No Matter What "Comcast/NBC/Vivendi/GE-Universal" Has Done to Try and Make Money With The "Sci-Fi Channel", It Has Failed

http://www.syfy.com

1. It tried getting away from Science Fiction entirely with cheap ass, crap programming in the decade of the 2000's and that failed.

2. It tried wrestling and that failed.

3. It tried raiding the..."USA Film Vaults"....for non-Science Fiction movies and that failed.

4. It tried emulating what the other cable networks have successfully done with Science Fiction programming and that failed.

5. It tried changing its name from..."Sci-Fi"....to...."SyFy"....and that failed.

6. It tried non-Science Fiction..."C.S.I."...reruns and that failed.

7. It tried stupid-ass horror movie concepts and that failed: "Sharknado"...."Leprechaun"...."Banana Splits"....

8. It tried an alcoholic drinking binge game show and that failed: "Geeks Who Drink"

9. It tried making television series out of box office flop movies and that failed: "12 Monkeys"...."Helix - John Carpenter's ...'Thing'...movie"...."Blood Drive' - Grindhouse"...Go figure...

10. It tried a kid's version of..."SyFy"...called..."SyFy Kids"...and that failed. And..."SyFy Kids"...lasted how long? Three minutes? You can't do a kid's version of a cable network already suffering from a massive identity crisis.

11. Of course, the..."SyFy Channel"...failed to revive..."Battlestar Galactica"...back in 2003 with Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series. With an eternally frowning Edward James Olmos.

This blog is going to be blunt and just come right out and say it. It is the collective personalities of everyone who owns and mismanages the..."SyFy Channel"...on a daily basis that is causing it to not make money on a daily basis for 20 consecutive years. These people just never had it in them to own and operate a Science Fiction channel properly.

20 years later, the..."SyFy (Sci-Fi) Channel"...is still trying to find its on-air identity and is still experimenting with different types of failed programming..."Banana Splits"...to try and make money. That tells you something about these people.

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Future Historians Will Study Why Universal Studios Always Left Itself Out in The Cold Specifically With "Space Fantasy." Hint: George Lucas

https://movieweb.com/star-trek-4-tarantino-two-movies-planned-paramount/

When it always had something all along to fill a specific void within the marketplace.

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Because Nothing Embodies The "Science Fiction" Genre More Than The Re-Opening of "Toys-R-Us" Stores

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/toys-r-us-comeback

It's moments like this that cause this blog to become truly frightened at the endless, disturbing ways the..."SyFy Channel"....always thinks.

Why the..."SyFy Channel"...would think that the re-opening of...."Toys-R-Us"....stores would have anything to do with the...."Science Fiction"....genre either remotely, accidentally, bluntly, or intentionally is totally beyond the sphere of this blog to comprehend rationally.

Tomorrow..."SyFy Wire"...will be posting an article about...



....Carburetors.....

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Yet Another Outer Space Saga That Will Make it to Movie Screens "Eons" Before Universal Studios Would Ever "Not Make" a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie

https://www.therpf.com/forums/threads/space-1999-reboot-maybe.293668/

Yes..."Moonbase Alpha"...and...."Eagles"....are coming back.

Francis Lawrence will be turning in his grave from old age decades from now after not making a single...."Battlestar Galactica"....movie.

While..."Space: 1999"...would have a dozen sequels by then.

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The SyFy Channel's "Banana Splits Movie" Will Be The First "Television Movie" Cancelled in Mid-Broadcast Due to Low Ratings

This blog predicts that the..."SyFy Channel's Banana Splits Movie"... will be the first television movie to be cancelled in mid-broadcast due to low ratings.

The lowest rated television movie in broadcast history.

The..."SyFy Channel"....will finish up the scheduled time  for the..."Banana Splits"....movie with a rerun of..."WWE Wrestling"....already re-running in progress.

Oh, the eternal tangled webs the..."SyFy Channel"...keeps weaving for itself.

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At Some Point During The Past 20 Years (Perhaps Sooner), Having a College Education Became The Least Necessary Qualification "SyFy Channel Executives" Needed

https://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/r-rated-banana-splits-movie-hits-blu-ray-this-august

If all you had was a...."G.E.D. Diploma"....You were good to go for working at the..."SyFy Channel"...



Literally...not figuratively


What's next for the..."SyFy Channel"....?

1. Bugs Bunny
2. Daffy Duck
3. Yosemite Sam
4. Sesame Street characters
5. Scooby Doo
6. Bat-Mite
7. Space Ghost
8. Ricochet Rabbit
9. Atom Ant
10. Secret Squirrel

To say the..."SyFy Channel"...is way below the..."bottom of the barrel"...in terms of morality and creative bankruptcy at this point is the understatement of the century.



Why not just have..."Maury Povich"...host the inaugural broadcast? With a play by play commentary of each blood curdling attack?

Everything could just be..."In-House"...as a result. 

One big happy corporation...

"Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel"

And then afterwards have an..."Open House"...





Cookies and cake for all of the..."SyFy Channel Executives"....living in Russia and Italy. 

Wink...Wink...

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The "Bubble Gum Trash Heap" of "Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel" Has a Severely Damaged Corporate Intellect Consisting of Nothing But Toxic Waste

https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/13/18678178/banana-splits-movie-trailer-syfy-horror



The severely damaged...."Corporate Brain"....of..."Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel"....continues to give us nothing but the trashy extreme likes of..."Maury Povich"...and the..."Banana Splits"...with all other examples of crap programming falling in between...

1. Sharknado
2. Ice Spiders
3. Blood Drive
4. Geeks Who Drink
5. Bigfoot

No other media corporation in the world (because they are all sane as opposed to..."Comcast-Universal"...) would have made a horror movie out of the..."Banana Splits"...

This is also the same corporation that found it inexplicably and perversely funny to cast former child actors Barry Williams and Danny Bonaduce in..."SyFy"....produced horror movies.



http://www.paranormalpopculture.com/2012/06/partridge-vs-brady-vs-bigfoot-danny.html

Both examples..."Banana Splits"...and...."Bigfoot"....reflect an ongoing condescension this weird ass corporation (Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel) has always had towards both decades of the 1960's and 1970's...in addition to all of their other..."Undiagnosed Psychological / Corporate"....problems.

The..."Banana Splits"...movie being the latest symptom.

This blog has a rock solid theory that the reason why the...."SyFy Channel"....hates the 1960's and 1970's so much (and its television shows such as the..."Banana Splits") is because both decades were when all of the imagination and inspired thinking resided in television programming. Including the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series".... 

Even in children's programming such as the..."Banana Splits"...

The..."SyFy Channel"...could never come close to competing with such imagination and inspired thinking. So it always tries to trash the programming and its stars from both decades.

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The "Banana Splits" Children's Show From 1968 Revamped as a "Blood Soaked Horror Movie"

https://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/the-banana-splits-movie-rated-r-for-horror-violence-gore

This blog is convinced that the..."SyFy Channel"...has long since given up on making money and instead now always strives to see how low it can get its ratings.

With this one, it's safe to say the rating will be in the...."0.0" - "0.5"...range

Who does the..."SyFy Channel"....even make their programming for? What and who has their..."Target Audience"...ever been?

1. Not legitimate Science Fiction fans
2. Not sane people
3. Not fantasy fans
4. Not the..."Comic-Con"...people

This blog still believes that the..."SyFy Channel's"...."Target Audience"....all along has been...."Retarded Hillbillies"....The only audience on this Earth the..."SyFy Channel"....could ever attract....





Now, the..."SyFy Channel"...didn't set out to make..."Retarded Hillbillies"....their...."Target Audience", it just inadvertently worked out that way.

They were the only ones left watching the..."SyFy Channel"....

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The SyFy Channel's "Krypton" Series Has All of The "Wardrobe Laziness" of The George Reeves Series "The Adventures of Superman" From The 1950's

These two photos aren't from the actual..."Flash Gordon"...or..."Buck Rogers"....serials from the 1930's. Nope.

The photos are from the pilot episode of..."The Adventures of Superman"...from the 1950's starring George Reeves. Supposedly depicting the planet..."Krypton"....

The costumes by themselves were BORROWED from the actual...."Flash Gordon"....and...."Buck Rogers"....serials from 20 years earlier at the time.

Since all television shows from the 1950's had zero budgets, this blog will forgive..."The Adventures of Superman"....for having to borrow the...."Flash Gordon"....and..."Buck Rogers"....costumes to depict...."Krypton"....Even if the practice was still lazy.

No. The point of this post is to slam the SyFy Channel's..."Krypton"....series for having absolute..."Wardrobe Laziness"....in its depiction of wardrobe on the planet...."Krypton"...

A wardrobe that is Earth bound for the most part...

"Krypton"...has a much, much larger budget than the...."Adventures of Superman"....ever had, even if it is still the typical...."SyFy Channel Low Budget"....

So..."Krypton"...can (at the very least) afford to have a much more..."Out of This World Wardrobe"....than it has now.

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As a Corporation, Universal Studios Never Could Wrap its "Corporate Brain" Around The Multiple and Advanced Concepts of The "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"

Universal Studios never did..."Get It"....and never will..."Get It"....

1. Ancient Egypt
2. Mormonism within politics and the entire..."Battlestar 1978"...framework
3. The..."Pearl Harbor"...attack
4. Family (father, son, daughter)
5. Friendship
6. The Cylons (originally lizard creatures)

To even suggest that Universal Studios in its present dysfunctional state spanning 41 consecutive years could even begin to properly and effortlessly blend all of the above story elements together (as they were successfully and effortlessly blended in the 1978 series) is too ludicrous for words.

Universal Studios presently is not an intelligent corporation.

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It Looks Like Universal Studios Will Have Yet Another "Blockbuster Parched" Summer

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.ht

Steven Spielberg didn't make a blockbuster movie for them this summer.

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