"Retro-Flashback Fun Day!!" Remembering When Bryan Singer (1-2 Decades Ago) Was More of a "Useless Pile of Donkey Dung" Than Simon Kinberg and Sam Esmail Ever Were

 

[Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List - Volume 1]

All projects Bryan Singer never started and / or never finished.

A decade ago and sooner, all of his alleged projects were announced via "Fake Press Releases" as well.

1. Battlestar Galactica (Fox TV Movie - 2001, and Theatrical Film - 2008)

2. Six Billion Dollar Man

3. Munsters (TV Series)

4. Logan' Run

5. Excalibur

6. Bob Fosse mini-series (HBO)

7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini series)

8. Sellevision

9. X-Men Last Stand

10. Jack The Giant Killer (Endless Delays)

11. Star Trek - Federation (TV Series)

12. The Prisoner

13. Wolverine 2

14. X-Men 3

15. Aim High

16. X-Men First Class

17. Freedom Formula: Ghosts of The Wasteland

18. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life and Times of Harvey Milk

19. Capeshooters

20. Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV

21. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

22. Footballers Wives

23. X-Men Origins: Magneto

24. Superman Returns sequel

25. Uwantmetokillhim? Straight to DVD?

26. My Eleventh

27. The Black Box

28. Creature at Bay

29. Spooked

30. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

31. Star Trek: Federation (TV Series)

32. Fantastic Four 2

33. World War III

34. Fantastic Four / X-Men crossover

35. Palestine Documentary

36. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

37. Heist

38. X-Men: Legion

39. X-Men: Hellfire

40. Freddie Mercury / Queen movie

The air will always be foul coming from the directions of "Comcast / NBC-Universal", Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, and Sam Esmail.

Is This How "Universal Studios" Has Been Printing Its "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Show Press Releases" Since 2001?

The "old fashioned way" which is the reason why our "high tech mainstream media" never hears about "Universal Studios" endless nonsense with its fake press releases. 

Except for the "Inside Hollywood People" I mentioned earlier who snicker (daily) at "Comcast / NBC-Universal" for their laughable treatment of the "Battlestar Galactica" property.

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Read about the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com, as well as other stuff..

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/languatron/

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/languatron/the-restored-favorable-reviews-deleted-by-universa-f60/

And read the books at another location where Universal Studios and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.

https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/fullen1264

 

"Comcast / NBC-Universal", The "Low Budget - Welfare Joe Corporation of America"

 

"Comcast / NBC-Universal"....

1. Didn't adequately fund "Peacock-Streaming' which is leading to its eventual demise.

2. Will never fund a "Battlestar: Anything" production because of the cost involved. No matter how many "Fake Battlestar Movie / TV Show Press Releases" it continues to put out.

3. This has made "Comcast / NBC-Universal" non-competitive in all walks of business life within "Hollywood"....

a. It doesn't compete with the high quality, big budgeted "Science Fiction / Fantasy Programming" available on the other streaming services.

b. It doesn't compete with "Star Trek" and "Star Wars" with "Battlestar."

c. It greenlights crap no one wants to see because the concepts failed in the first place: "R I.P.D. - 2."

d.  It greenlights weird movies doomed to fail: "Cocaine Bear."

If There is a manifestation of failure "Comcast / NBC-Universal" hasn't experienced yet, it's because it hasn't tried it yet.

The most complimentary thing that can be said about "Comcast / NBC-Universal" is that it is merely existing. Just barely.

If There is a Catastrophe of Any Sort Thousands Upon Thousands of Miles Away From "Universal Studios" Having Zero Impact On The Studio....

 

...."Universal Studios" will blame it anyway for derailing an alleged "Battlestar Galactica" production.

The picture above is that of an "Elephant Stampede" in "Africa."

"Universal Studios" (in California) would indeed use the excuse.

The Contrast Between "Marvel Studios" and "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Couldn't Be Any More Stunning

 

"Marvel Studios" Continues to charge ahead successfully making its "Science Fiction / Fantasy Based Superhero Movies" NEVER with any excuses as to why they can't.

This Blog putting "Universal Studios" to bed for good....

For decades, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" has made one excuse after another as to why it can't make even one "Battlestar Galactica" movie. (9/11, Covid-19, writer's strikes, Bryan Singer moving on, producers quitting.)

Yet they are never in short supply of "Fake Battlestar Movie / TV Show Press Releases."

There is something very, very, very, very, very, very wrong with management at "Comcast / NBC-Universal" on a psychological level.

Does "Comcast / NBC-Universal" and Sam Esmail Strive to Fail at Everything They Attempt?

 

https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/sam-esmail-metropolis-series-scrapped-1234876313/

First "Battlestar" now this.

Then they always have a convenient excuse as to why their projects never take-off. (Covid-19, a writer's strike.) Instead of blaming the obvious at-fault entities, themselves.

And Sam Esmail was dragging his rump on this project for seven years??

No wonder he never accomplished anything with "Battlestar" after four years (2019 - 2023).

Cancelling this project was a mercy killing. My congratulations to whoever it was who actually killed this "Metropolis" project.

"Peacock-Streaming" Couldn't Get "252.1 Million Views" On Anything It Owns Even If You Added Up 15 Additional Years of "Peacock" Viewers

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/wednesday-becomes-netflix-s-most-popular-english-language-series-of-all-time/ar-AA1cO6o6?OCID=ansmsnnews11

If "Peacock-Streaming" were to last that long.

The most it ever has had is 20 million viewers.

Summing Up (With One Facial Expression) The Enthusiasm "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Has Always Had For The Profession It Is In

 

The "Dubious Individuals" Mentioned in Universal Studios "Fake Battlestar Movie / TV Show Press Releases" Never Really Do Anything in "Hollywood" Anyway

 

1. Simon Kinberg

2. Sam Esmail

3. Frances Lawrence

4. Michael DeLuca

5. Scott Stuber

6. Jack Paglen

7. Lisa Joy

8. John Orloff

9. Bryan Singer

10. Tom DeSanto

This is The "Covid-19 Virus." By "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" Own Indirect Admission, It Only Attacks The Casts & Crews of "Battlestar Galactica" Movies and Streaming Series

 

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/battlestar-galactica-cast-reunion-reboot-2023/

ALL other movies and tv shows in "Hollywood" were immune while "Covid-19" was doing its thing.

All other movies and TV shows proceeded in production undisturbed.

It Appears to This Blog That This is Far Worse Than a Mere "Weird Little Freak Show"

 

https://screenrant.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-francis-lawrence/

https://movieweb.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-still-happening-director-francis-lawrence/

More like a "Carefully Choreographed", "Strategically Timed", path of utter destruction for the "Battlester Galactica" property spanning decades.

Another Example of The "Weird Little Freak Show" (Quoted From Hollywood Observers) Going On at "Comcast / NBC-Universal" With "Battlestar"

 

https://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Yet another no-show with an ALLEGED "Battlestar" movie.

Does "Comcast / NBC-Universal" and Sam Esmail Have Any Idea How Bad This Repeatedly Makes Them Look, Professionally?

 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html

Repeatedly not following through with an announced "Battlestar" project. With the nasty end trails always left behind on the Internet as well.

Simon Kinberg of course, is also included in this disgusting group of non-professionals always hovering around the "Battlestar" property serving no constructive purpose whatsoever.

And let's also not forget the infamous name Dylan Clark in this group.

"Hollywood" as  a whole is a professionally run industry with ethically minded business people running the shows at "Marvel Studios", "New Line Cinema", "Lionsgate", etc.

They all have noticed this "Weird Little Freak Show" going on at 'Comcast / NBC-Universal" with the "Battlestar" property and have concluded that these non-professional derelicts at "Comcast / NBC Universal" are not worth the time of day and not worthy of doing business with.

Just look at the "Peacock Streaming Service" on the brink of death. That is partially the result of "Comcast / NBC-Universal's juvenile behavior with the "Battlestar" property all of this time.

Why Didn't The "Covid-19 Pandemic" Shut Down Production on Everything Else at "Universal Studios" When it ALLEGEDLY Shut Down Production on "Battlestar?"

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/battlestar-galactica-cast-reunion-reboot-2023/

Why didn't it also shut down production on "R.I.P.D 2: Rise of The Damned?"

And the "Quantum Leap" reboot?

And everything on the "SyFy Channel?"

All of this shit was in production during the very time that Simon Kinberg's / Sam Esmail's ALLEGED "Battlestar" Productions were supposedly moving forward, during the Pandemic.

All of this shit was in production at "Universal Studios" at the same time that "Battlestar" ALLEGEDLY was in production.

Yet, with the precision of a needle being threaded, only "Battlestar" was the ALLEGED production ALLEGEDLY shut down by "Covid-19" at "Universal Studios" while everything else I mentioned was not.

Isn't it interesting how the "Covid-19 Virus" ONLY targeted the casts and crews of Simon Kinberg's and Sam Esmail's ALLEGED "Battlestar" productions, while at the same time this virus didn't touch the cast and crews of "Quantum Leap", "R.I P.D. 2", and the crap on the "SyFy Channel."

This must be a new strain of the "Covid-19 Virus" never reported by the news that we never heard about. 

It only attacks the casts and crews of "Battlestar" movies and "Battlestar Streaming Series" for "Peacock."

Talk about a "Winning Lottery Situation" for "Comcast / NBC Universal!!"

It's Always The Shit That "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Knows That No One Gives Two Shits About, That It "Green Lights" into Production"

 

And the non-existent DVD sales prove my point.
I rest my case.

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"Comcast / NBC-Universal" is Blaming The "Pandemic" For Its Two ALLEGED "Battlestar" Productions Not Moving Forward??

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/battlestar-galactica-cast-reunion-reboot-2023/

"Universal Studios" also blamed the "9/11 Attacks" for its ALLEGED "Bryan Singer / Tom DeSanto Battlestar Production" not moving forward back in 2001.

Yet in both instances (9/11 and the Pandemic), all other movie and television productions from other corporations proceeded just fine, uninterrupted.

Yet, somehow and in some way in both instances, "Battlestar" got "flash frozen" in a block of ice.

"Comcast / NBC-Universal" would have blamed these other historical tragedies for a "Battlestar" production not moving forward as well....

1. Pearl Harbor

2. The two atomic bombs being dropped on "Hiroshima" and "Nagasaki."

3. The "Hindenberg."

4. The "Titanic."

5. The great "Chicago Fire of 1871."

6. The "Holocaust."

7. Bunker Hill

8. Hamburger Hill

The next time "Comcast / NBC-Universal" releases one of its "Fake Battlestar Movie / TV Show Press Releases", it will blame that ALLEGED production on some recent tragedy  causing its ALLEGED production not moving forward.

"Comcast / NBC Universal" is the "Donald Trump of Hollwood."

Pathological lying.

This psychological ailment that "Comcast / NBC Universal" suffers from is also known as "Pseudologia Fantastica", "Mythomania", and "Morbid Lying."

Yes, it Does Indeed Take "350 Consecutive Dog Years" For "Universal Studios" to Make a Movie, Doesn't it?

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-simon-kinberg-writer-producer-1234813660/#!

Where is Simon Kinberg's ALLEGED "Battlestar" Movie after 32 consecutive months? More than 2 and a half years later.

Because dwelling on the past is always fun. Especially "Universal Studios" embarrassing troubled past with "Battlestar Galactica."

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Where Did "Universal Studios" Go Wrong and Never Become The Greatness of "Marvel Studios?"

 

"Marvel Studios" is brilliant, always inspired in its corporate thinking, makes brilliant movies fast as hell...while "Universal Studios" is always boring as hell, inane, and comatose.

And it always takes "Universal Studios" a good "350 Consecutive Dog Years" to make a movie on any topic. "Universal Studios" is "Slow as Shit" at making movies.

 

You get the idea.

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If "Universal Studios" Had a Fraction of The Intelligence and Inspired Thinking of "Marvel Studios", it Would be 100% Better off Financially

 

Instead, we get this "Cerebrally Dimwitted Nonsense" from "Universal Studios" instead...

In progress

It's Definitely Time For "Comcast / NBC-Universal" to Send Up More "Emergency / S.O.S. Smoke Signals" to Steven Spielberg

 

Comcast / NBC-Universal: "Help us, Steven!! We need another "Jurassic World" sequel from you because nothing else in our legal possesson is supporting us adequately, in the billions!!"

"Because we blew it. Every recent opportunity we ever had."

Why is "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Always Sinking Like The "Titanic" Financially?

 

Because it NEVER has billions coming in from these sources daily...   

1. Battlestar Galactica

2. Star Trek

3. Star Wars

4. SyFy Channel

5. Peacock-Streaming

In progress

After Conducting an Exhaustive Investigation into The Financial Resources of "Peacock Streaming"

 

This Blog has concluded that this is the only type of original programming "Peacock Streaming" can afford.

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From The Beginning, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Has Been a "Non-Participatory" Corporation With Everything it Owns

 

1. It created the failed streaming service "Peacock" yet has invested zero effort and insufficient funding to build it up.

2. It trashed the "SyFy (Sci-Fi)" channel decades ago primarily from neglecting it and not managing it correctly from the beginning.

3. Its trashing of the "Battlestar Galactica" property for decades primarily from neglect is well documented in this blog.

4. Its primary tactic in doing business is to roll over like a beached whale and sleep.

In progress

There Are Only Two Things In Life More Boring Than The "QVC Shopping Channel"

 

"Peacock Streaming" and the "SyFy Channel."

Yes, I think I'll buy some kitchen utensils.

In progress

When Do "Universal Studios Executives" Take Their Lunch Breaks? After Spending The Mornings Not Doing Anything

 

Just wondering. 

Around 12:30-1:00 pm?

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It's Not as If Simon Kinberg and Sam Esmail Have Been Busy For The Past Four Years (2019-2023)

 

So, maybe "Hollywood" could put both of them to work being delivery drivers for "Studio Catering."

That's what? $17.00 / hr. for a 40 hour work week?

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What Better Way to Begin The Month Than With a Re-Cap of "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" More Recent Failures?

 

Yes, we did indeed need the "9000th Sequel" to "Fast & Furious."

The funny thing (creepy and weird) about "Comcast / NBC-Universal" is that even when you didn't ask for something the first time around, they will still give you another one.

With the same mistakes.

The most complimentary thing someone has ever said about this failed streaming service is that "it exists and it occupies physical space."

A failed cable service mismanaged this badly for so long could only have "secondary, charitable funding" (like PBS Grants) keeping its doors open for this long.

Someone at "Comcast / NBC-Universal" has made an "hourly wage career" ($16.00 hr.) out of writing "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Show Press Releases" since 2001 ( 22 consecutive years.)

The latest ones with Simon Kinberg and Sam Esmail.

In progress