This Movie Is So Like "Comcast / NBC-Universal" In "Corporate Personality It Could Be Yet Another "Series Disaster" For "Peacock-Streaming"

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Million_Ways_to_Die_in_the_West

1. A "Mass Market Audience Repellent."

2. Boring as hell

3. Sleep inducing

4. An incoherent plot

5. Underwhelming casting

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Suggestions For "Comcast / NBC-Universal" to Wreck "Peacock-Streaming" Even More

 

A re-boot of "Silver Spoons."

A re-boot of "Alf."

A re-boot of "Cliffhangers."

This Blog is ready to "pop" the "Popcorn!!"

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Has The "Fan Support Network" Started Yet For Releasing The Single Season on "Blu-Ray?"

 

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Is It "Overwhelming Modesty" That Prevents "Comcast / NBC-Universal" From Re-Visiting Some of Its "Staggering Failures" From The Past?

 

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Ooops!! I Forgot These Two!!

 

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There Are Endless "Synonyms" For "Failure"

 

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Even "TNT" Remains Light Years Beyond "Peacock" and "SyFy" In The "Great Idea Department"

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"Comcast / NBC-Universal" Has Always Been Irresistibly Drawn to The "Lowest Common Denominator" In Everything It Does

 

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On The Other Hand, This is (Typically), More In Line With "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" Corporate Nature

 

https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/friday-the-13th-prequel-linda-cardellini-pamela-voorhees-1236346497/

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What "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Would NEVER, Ever Do On "Peacock" or "SyFy"

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Questor_Tapes

The "Questor Tapes" is thought provoking, intriguing, and extremely cerebral in nature.

Well, that automatically disqualifies "Comcast / NBC-Universal" and both of its affiliates from even tackling it.

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What's Next After The "Woman In The Yard?"

 

1. The Guy In The "Hatchback?"

2. The Cat In The "Scratch Box?"

3. The Dog In The "Leisure Sweater?"

4. The Fat Guy In The "Boxer Briefs?"

5. The Yard In The "Bungalow?"

Remember the title "Comcast / NBC-Universal' came up with for that "Peacock" Horror movie?

"Teacup"

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Sometimes, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Forgets About How Much Failure Is Buried In Its "Corporate Crawl Space"

 

Begging for a second chance on the "SyFy Channel."

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Taking Away All of The "Ridiculous Stealth Marketing", Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Series Was Just Yet Another, Run-of-The-Mill "SyFy Channel" Show

 

And the...."Frowning".....of Edward James Olmos never helped matters any.

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How Awful The First Season (1987) of "Star Trek - The Next Generation" Was, Preceded How Awful Everything Is With "Comcast / NBC-Universal" By Decades

 

Somehow, in the span of 38 years, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" inadvertently turned the "awfulness" of "Paramount Pictures" first season of "Star Trek-The Next Generation" into an "All-Encompassing Business Philosophy."

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Even though both entities are unrelated. 

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Another "Streaming Service", This Time (Max), Comes Up With Something Genuinely Interesting In The Realm of "Horror Comedy"

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Heaven Help Us All!!

 

"Peacock-Streaming" has discovered the "Bionic Showdown" tv movie from decades ago with Sandra Bullock.

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https://www.peacocktv.com/watch-online/movies/bionic-showdown-the-six-million-dollar-man-and-the-bionic-woman/7e873fcc-da03-34cb-bd6d-3e3bd4b02a9c

A Third Film Hasn't Been "Green-Lit" Yet? But The Second One Was Such a FLOP Along With The First!!

 

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You've Been to "The Library", Right? That Endless Collection of "NBC-Universal" Shows No One Wants to See, Ever Again

 

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Has "Amazon - MGM Studios" Been Getting Advice From " Comcast / NBC-Universal" In How to Release Movies Incorrectly On "4K" and "Blu-Ray?"

 

A "Soft Trasfer" on both "4K" and "Bluray."

Right up "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" alley!!

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Examples of "Physical Media" Consumers Will Never Ask For

 

Brave New World - Graduates of the "Ronald D. Moore / Edward James Olmos School of Frowning?"

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"Comcast / NBC-Universal's Secret Corporate Recipe For Failure" It Has Passed On to "Peacock Streaming"

 

1. Revive old tv shows no one ever gave a shit about in the first place....

a. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

b. Saved By The Bell

c. Punky Brewster

2. Bury the one property that could have saved them and increase their subscriptions (easily) to over 100 million....

3. Cast an "Iconic Legend" - (Bruce Campbell) in something and waste his presence on an "Underwhelming Monkey Turd"....

4. Do "Original Productions" based upon (it is claimed) "Best Selling Novels" yet NO ONE (in actuality) ever heard of the "Book Titles" before.

5. Do "Original Horror Movies" titled after underwhelming "Inanimate Objects"....

6. Have endless "Technical Problems" with "Live Sporting Events" including "The Olympics."

7. Take a page from "Sibling Subsidiary SyFy" and broadcast "Fake WWE Wrestling."

8. The bulk of what you have to offer subscribers (all 30 million of them after five years) are old "NBC Shows."

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Laziness and "Lack of Funding" Were (Are) The Primary Problems All Along

 

https://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/why-is-peacock-so-bad.php

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Remembering When (2003), "Frowning" Had Everyone BAFFLED Because it Was Only Going On at "Comcast / NBC-Universal"

 

And it was "only / ever linked" to the failed

 "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series.

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No One Has Ever Thought of Doing a "Compilation DVD / Bluray Release" of "Comcast / NBC-Universal's Greatest Flops?"

 

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Remembering When "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Torpedoed Bryan Singer's Alleged "Battlestar" Movie (Back in 2012), For a Remake of The "Munsters"

 

And the remake (of The "Munsters") was literally announced (back in 2012), one month after Bryan Singer's alleged "Battlestar" movie was announced.

Convenient!!

Guess which project got the priority!!

INSANE, right?

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Yes, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Had Decades to Update The Visual Effects of The "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series" and / or do a Cartoon. It Failed on Both Counts to Even Do Such "Smaller Scale Projects"

 

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Two Other "Intentional Galactica Blunders" of "Comcast / NBC-Universal"

 

https://trekmovie.com/2016/09/06/retrospective-the-original-series-remastered-project/

Back in 2006, the original "Star Trek" series with William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy was digitally remastered with updated visual effects.

The conversation (at the time) then naturally turned to the same being done for the "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series."

Of course, (eternally out of touch with reality) "Comcast / NBC-Universal" wasn't even "In" on the conversations occurring at the time.

Imagine (for example) the final episode "Hand of God" having all of that "awful stock footage effects shots" of the "Galactica" attacking the "Basestar" replaced with "state of the art effects shots."

 

Back in 2001, Tom DeSanto proposed a "Galactica Animated Series" similar to "Star Trek."

A "Comcast NBC-Universal" executive at the time who turned down the idea, actually said that he "didn't want the marketplace confused with a new animated series."

Confused with what?

"Comcast / NBC-Universal" NEVER doing anything new with the "Galactica" property anyway?

That would definitely be confusing!!

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