Do We At Least Have a Pre-Production Sketch On a Cocktail Napkin Yet?

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/bryan-singer-20000-leagues-under-the-sea-director-1201596073/

I didn't think so.

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How Did The SyFy Channel Become So "Skewed" In Everything It Does?

This blog has always spoken in length about the tragic acquiring of the once great and former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...by..."GE-Universal / Vivendi-Universal / NBC-Universal"....in the late 1990's...and turning it into a cess pool of endlessly conflicting programming formats and endless...."Identity Crisis"....issues for the channel spanning almost 20 years thus far.

This of course is due to the fact that the former and once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"....was purchased by the idiots at (You fill in the blank) - Universal who were not Science Fiction fans. It was instead purchased by clueless..."Technocrats".... who are always...."Technocrats"....first,...."Technocrats".....second...and.... non-Science Fiction fans... thereafter.

Because of this, programming on the SyFy Channel has always had this indigestible and odd flavor to it. Never Science Fiction...always bland...always conflicting in nature....always lacking a unified center. Additionally, the programming on the SyFy Channel has always gravitated towards odd preoccupations with unusual stunts in its programming. Such as the SyFy Channel's odd preoccupation with casting former child stars from the 1970's in their movies and on its reality shows (Barry Williams, Danny Bonaduce.) And also the SyFy Channel's odd preoccupation with former television series that had the softest impact on our culture and non-Sciece Fiction related... Such as..."Pee-Wee's Playhouse."... And then trying to resurrect them decades later in...."bits & pieces"... form on its reality shows... for whatever..."soft business reason"....they may have for doing so, and trying to turn it into an earth shattering event no one in the mass market audience ever notices or even remembers. The channel's odd preoccupation with making what they know are bad horror movies, and trying to turn that odd fact into a virtue. Even going so far as to non-verbally admit (but spoken loud and clear "round about-ly"..(sic)....in its press releases) that the low ratings these bad horror movies repeatedly generated was somehow advantageous for them as a business. And worth pursuing further.

The SyFy Channel has also had this...."odd preoccupation"....with the..."Twitter"...audience, as miniscule as it repeatedly has been for them in the grand scheme of things. Going so far as continuing to make...."Sharknado"....sequels for them (and only them) always at the exclusion of a fully attainable mass market audience overall for them if their programming was simply better thought out and more intelligent overall.

Since 1999, the Universal Studios owned and former Sci-Fi Channel has always been facing the precise opposite direction of what Science Fiction fans have always been facing. Whether it be the fans of the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series....the fans of...."Farscape"....the fans of...."Stargate"....the fans of classic and GOOD....Science Fiction on television overall.

Instead...these...."Weird Technocrats"....who run the SyFy Channel have always been preoccupied with this,,,,"Weird Ass Programming"....everyone scratches their heads at. Weird ass programming embedded within the odd sub-culture of the SyFy Channel management from day one that reflected a simultaneous disdain for Science Fiction programming overall...and an affinity towards oddball programming decisions rooted in embarrassing preoccupations with the mass market television / movie failures of the past and..."has been"...and...."never were".... actors...

1. The collected works of Paul Reubens, Barry Williams, and Danny Bonaduce. 
2. Odd television programs from the 1980's such as...."Pee-Wee's Playhouse"....
3. Casper Van Dein
4. Tara Reid
5. David Hasselhoff
6. Wil Wheaton
7. Perez Hilton
8. Judd Hirsch
9. Downtown Julie Brown
10. 12 Monkeys
11. Blade Runner
12. The Thing

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In Honor Of The New "Pee-Wee" Movie Coming From Netflix, The SyFy Channel Has Booked Actor Paul Reubens As A Guest Judge On "Face - Off"

http://www.syfy.com

Thank goodness the SyFy Channel always appraises the...."Pop Culture Worth"....of these... "Non-Science Fiction Non-Events".... in our culture (such as "Pee-Wee's new movie on... "Netflix"...)...and always tries to cash in on them on its cable network.

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Did This Little Gem Of "Tasteless Low Budget Trash" Sneak By Our Radars Again And End Up In The "Wal-Mart $5.00 Discount DVD Bin" Once Again?

Never be too hard on SyFy Channel executives. Just remember...They all have mothers. At least in theory anyway.

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It Brings To Mind...The "Sominex Sleep Aid"

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

Somebody wake up the entire mass market movie going audience when it's all over so they can go and see some real movies with some real entertainment value from other (real) movie studios instead. 

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Barely One Month Into The New Year, It Is Being Repeatedly Proven That There Are Two Entities Universal Studios (NBC-Universal) Still Should Not Be Owning And Never Should Have Owned In The First Place

http://www.cvillenewsonline.com/221272/universal-settles-profit-dispute-over-knight-rider-battlestar-galactica/

Yeah...OK...Universal Studios settled with the estate of the late Glen A. Larson but...

What now?

1. More fake press releases coming from Universal Studios announcing more fake..."Battlestar 1978"...movies?

2. "Battlestar 1978"...really gets buried underneath a rock for good this time after the settlement? Not even mentioned in fake press releases anymore?

3. Universal Studios comes up with a..."Battlestar 1978"....movie that sucks so bad in being so poorly thought out and executed that fans of the new movie wished it had never been made and don't consider the movie..."Canon"....?

4. Universal Studios continues logging... year after year...decade after decade... of stunning examples of historic bad management of the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series?

Yeah...OK...there presently seems to be an..."uptick"....in what seems to be Science Fiction centered programming on the SyFy Channel but....

The SyFy Channel has a notorious and sordid history in engaging in...."NBC-Universal never should have owned this channel in the first place"....centered behavior...

1. Kicking the Science Fiction centered programming of the previous owners of this channel to the curb in favor of non-Science Fiction..."Junk Programming"...such as...

a. Crossing Over With John Edward
b. Scare Tactics
c. Dream Team
d. Wrestling
e.. "C.S.I." reruns
f. Any movie (any subject matter) from the "Universal Studios Film Vaults"
g. Sharknado
h. Ghost Hunters
i. William Shartner's Full Moon Fright Night
j. Those horrible Saturday night monster movies

2. Staging a "Hoax" with filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sci-fi-channel-admits-hoax/

3. When it was eventually revealed that John Edward was not a real psychic...

http://www.corporatenarc.com/johnedwardpsychic.php

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/06/18/sean-hannity-skeptic-about-john-edward-n/

4. Bad programming....lies...cheats....and more lies. No doubt about it. The former Sci-Fi Channel never should have been owned in the first place with the dreaded studio name....Universal Studios....anywhere near the ownership of this channel...regardless of who the present corporate owner of Universal Studios may be.

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I Think Universal Studios "Marketing Strategy" For These Blu-Ray Discs Was..."Slide These Discs Into 'Crappy Looking Box Art Boxes' Surrounded By Incredulously Favorable 'Stealth Marketing Reviews' On Amazon.com"

This crappy box art spoke a thousand words on Universal Studios behalf...

1. "We have and always will hate the...'1978 Battlestar Galactica Series'....

2. "Our inclinations towards crappy....'1978 Battlestar Galactica Series'....merchandise will always continue.

3. "We will always hate the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....enormously enough to simultaneously appease...'1978 Battlestar'....fans with a few trinkets here and there (like this Blu-Ray set) we will occasionally put out on the market... while at the same time making the merchandise crappy enough in some way to squeeze a few nickels of merchandising revenue out of it always far short of its enormous revenue potential if we weren't its corporate owners putting out crappy merchandise like this on purpose."

4. "It's just fun for us at Universal Studios to continue torpedoing the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series with intentionally crappy merchandise like this because it's always fun to be irresponsible....especially at the corporate level. Just look at Republican Governor Rick Snyder."

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