Thursday, January 28, 2016

Gee!! Look At The Superior Packaging The "1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series Always Gets Overseas As Opposed To Here In The United States!!


Yeah, OK. The guy is speaking in German for those of us who may not understand him. But the common Universal (no pun intended) theme of..."Shared Visual Experience"...among all of us is plain as day. Mainly, that the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series got superior packaging in Germany as opposed to all of us here in the United States.

One of those BIZARRE and truly ECCENTRIC marketing strategies Universal Studios has always held firmly in place with the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series going back 38 years. Mainly, that foreign countries (always off the beaten path of where the fan base for this series has always been centrally located....here in the United States)...always get the superior packaging for this series.

In this particular case, the primary difference being, nice and shiny....Black Ice....metal (tin?) in the packaging in these German releases. Unfortunately, some of the crappy looking box art still remains on the external metal boxes of these German releases. Shown below.

Instead....this is an example of the JUNK on cardboard we have always gotten.... 



As I have always said in the past. Because of continued examples of Universal Studios continued...IDIOTIC & CRAPPY MANAGEMENT....like this....the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series remains a...SLEEPING GIANT!!

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You're Past Due For Another New Round Of "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases", Universal Studios!!


April 8th, 2014 - We didn't believe it then...


August 6th, 2012 - We didn't believe it here as we saw right through Bryan Singer's momentary speech impediment.


October 21st, 2011 - And we didn't believe it here as this poor gal was duped by the..."Universal Studios Establishment"....as well!!

But...we just like your fresh rounds of...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie"....press releases on this blog because we love seeing you (Universal Studios) continuing to make a..."Corporate Fool"....out of yourself with the..."Battlestar Galactica".... property you never had any clue on how to manage properly going all the back to 1978!!

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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Tornadoes On The SyFy Channel All Day Long!!




We've got...."Tornadoes from Space"...."Tornadoes with Aliens"..."Tornadoes with Rocks"..."Big Apple (New York) Tornadoes"....  and...."Tornadoes on Ice"....with a twist of lemon.

Tornadoes on tap all day long on the SyFy Channel!! Choose your flavor!!

My fingers and toes are tingling with excitement!!

No..."Tornadoes with Sharks"....today? Ooops...I forgot!!..."Tornadoes with Sharks"....are strictly...."An Annual Event".....on the SyFy Channel....And don't you forget it!!

The SyFy Channel programmers never miss a beat!!

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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

The SyFy Channel's "Rebranding" Promo From 2009 Was An Incoherent, Embarrassing, And "What The Fu**?" Moment In This Channel's Long Line Of "What The Fu**?" Moments


Unfortunately, it took the SyFy Channel a good half decade to realize this monumental failure, and is only now switching back to what seems to be a steady stream of Science Fiction leaning programming. But only because the SyFy Channel finally realized that the OTHER CABLE NETWORKS were doing Science Fiction programming like they were supposed to be doing all along....and doing it a lot better than they ever did!!

From what I can...."De-Code"....and...."Decipher"....from the incoherent and embarrassing promo above... This promo was meant to really signify the...."SyFy Channel's...."Lazy Lapse"....into..."General Interest Television Programming"....including...

1. Movies of every conceivable subject matter from the...."Universal Studios Film Vault".....Handy, convenient, and ever so lazy!!

2. "C.S.I."...reruns. Handy, convenient, and ever so lazy!!

3. Cheap ass horror movies. Handy, convenient, and ever so lazy!!

4. Reality shows. Handy, convenient, and ever so lazy!!

5. Business suits in every production Ronald D. Moore ever did for them. On supposed alien planets supposedly thousands of light years from Earth!! Handy, convenient, and ever so lazy!!

6. Wrestling. Handy, convenient, and ever so lazy!! .....and cheap!!

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Monday, January 25, 2016

Thank God NBC-Universal (Universal Studios) Doesn't Own The "X-Files"


If it did, it never would have reached nine seasons and returned last night for a limited run 10th season.

It's always important to add up the little blessings in life....such as the places where NBC-Universal (Universal Studios) is not......and has no negative influence.

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Saturday, January 23, 2016

I Think It's Safe To Say That The "Grand Old Party" (The Republicans) At NBC-Universal (Universal Studios) Have Always Been In Charge Of Mismanaging The "1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series On Purpose For The Past 38 Years




1. Whenever Republicans are put in charge of managing anything, "mayhem....chaos....destruction....loss of opportunity across the board....and an overwhelming sense of....'what a shame'....." inevitably follows everything they do in their wake.

2. Republicans are not...."Artsy People."....They have always been...

a. anti - The Arts
b. anti - Imagination
c. anti - Science Fiction
d. anti - Progress
e. anti - Perpetuating The Overall Better Good For All
f.  anti - Nostalgia

And across the aisle....

a. pro - "Always In It For Themselves" 
b. pro - "Let's Destroy This For The Fun Of It!!"
c. pro - "Let's Always Use The 'Bottom Line' As a Weapon Against Progress" 
d  pro - "Let's Screw This Up Next Because We Don't Know Any Better And Don't Care."

It goes without needing to be said that Republicans also have always favored..."Lowest Common Denominator"....television programming....




....Over television programming that expands the imagination....


Is this due to the fact that they believe it is necessary to pander to the idiots in the television viewing audience, or is it a sad reflection on their own limited intellects as television programmers? Without sadness I robustly conclude that is the latter.

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Friday, January 22, 2016

Behold!! Let's Take a Look At One Of The "Home Video" Titles NBC-Universal Gave Better Treatment To Than "Battlestar Galactica"



Yes..."The Munsters Scary Little Christmas".... was one of the hundreds of DVD titles Universal Studios gave better treatment and better respect to than...."The 1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series. A nice, crisp clear image....and nice squeaky clean box art.

I have nothing against..."The Munsters"....The show is great fun. Both the classic series with Fred Gwynne and Yvonne DeCarlo...and the remakes such as the flick above. 

Did it deserve better treatment on Home Video than what..."The 1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series ever got? No!!


This is the....SHODDY TREATMENT....the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series got from NBC-Universal (Universal Studios)....

1. Crappy ass box art. (They didn't even try to make the box art attractive to the consumer.) Which ever so conveniently ties in with the argument Universal Studios has always shoved in front of itself like a shield for decades. "The....'1978 Battlestar Galactica'....merchandise just doesn't sell en masse to consumers." The irony being that low selling...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....merchandise has always been the fault of Universal Studios itself via a carefully choreographed...."Man Made Catastrophe"...( think Flint, Michigan)...spanning decades on the part of Universal Studios consisting of intentionally screwed up merchandise Universal Studios keeps littering store shelves with (on purpose.)

2. One episode missing from these Blu-Rays....."The Magnificent Warriors"....

3. Serious framing issues with the widescreen versions of these episodes.

4. Reports indicating that any supposed digital clean up of the episodes was not done professionally and not as well done as it could have been done.

5. There were no new extras produced for this crappy Blu-Ray release, and were instead 10 year old extras carried over from..."The Battlestar Galactica - Complete Epic Series"....DVD release from October 2003 with its own endless issues with manufacturing defects....

a. Cracked Discs
b. Freezing discs
c. No digital clean-up of the pilot episode in particular.

When it comes to the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica".....series....The corporate mind (a scary entity) of NBC-Universal has always been in the gutter with junk like this instead....


And this....


And this....


And this....



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