Friday, July 14, 2017

It Appears That This Pathologically and Chronically Lying Movie Studio is Oblivious to its Thorough Lack of Credibility Across The Board

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http://variety.com/2017/film/news/dylan-clark-universal-production-deal-1202492272/

Yet another..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Release"...from Universal Studios.

After 16 consecutive years of these..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie News"...press releases from Universal Studios, the term..."Credibility"...remains as far away from Universal Studios..."Corporate DNA".... as it has ever been.

Yeah, like anyone would trust the guy in the picture above to helm any sort of..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie.

If he did manage to come up with something, it would be something along the lines of..."Jupiter Ascending"....




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"Captain Apollo"...and..."Athena"...wind surf in between the office buildings of Chicago for no particular reason in absence of a totally coherent plot.
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"Athena"...attempts to repair the..."Tylium Thrusters"...aboard the..."Battlestar Galactica"...for no particular reason in absence of a totally coherent plot.

Universal Studios, the absolute masters of...

1. Bad management
2. Irresponsible management
3. Procrastination to the umpteenth degree
4. Giving..."Sour Puss"...looks to all opportunities at making money...


5. Always looking the other way when the latest opportunities at making money in Science Fiction manifest themselves within the industry.

6. Textbook horrific mismanagement across the board involving every aspect of the potential..."Battlestar Galactica"...franchise and the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series.

7. Gutting the..."Sci-Fi Channel"...with even more examples of horrific mismanagement.

8. Using fake press releases for 16 consecutive years to constantly reaffirm that they are the worst and most irresponsible movie studio in history.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

The SyFy Channel Continues to Celebrate Its Ratings Failures Past and Present

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 http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/watch-battlestar-galactica-cast-reunited-to-reflect-on-series%E2%80%99-legacy

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/video/edward-james-olmos-gave-the-cast-of-battlestar-galactica-a-stirring-pep-talk-when-the-show-began-filming/vp-BBD2rrr

1. It was a ratings flop during all four of its low rated seasons.
2. Its pilot episode had the lowest audience test scores in history.
3. All the praise it received was from hired stealth marketers on the SyFy Channel payroll.
4. It had absolutely nothing to do with..."Battlestar Galactica"...the 1978 series.
5. Edward James Olmos stated he wanted this thing to be..."Blade Runner"...for television.

6.  The honest, non-stealth marketed reviews of this thing (that did manage to slip through) criticized it for among other things, having a total lack of curiosity about outer space and extra-terrestrials. As well as it's astonishing hostility towards the very source material it was stealing from. The..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series.

7. It was a strictly earth bound show on low budget soundstages in Vancouver, British Columbia.

8. Its supposedly praiseworthy script writing was instead, narcissism on the printed page at its worst.

9. These scripts would have made William Shatner blush.

10. Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series was also misogynistic, narcissistic, pro-torture, and an ill-conceived television series without a discernible premise.

11. What is the very definition of..."failure"...within the television industry? No one within the entire sphere of television wants the..."GINO"...series in order to strip for syndication. They know that no money can be made from it.

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Friday, July 7, 2017

A Face Only a Mass Market Television Audience Could Love

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You have to admire the..."SyFy Channel's"...repeated attempts at choosing paths in its programming that will always appeal to the least amount of people possible. Whether it be overall programming that is dull, programming with unattractive lead characters, and overall programming that is badly produced and written. 

Let's also never forget the..."SyFy Channel's"...habit of doing television series versions of box office flops (12 Monkeys, Helix, Blood Drive) always never armed with the adequate budgets and talent to even do box office flops justice.

And as far as the link above is concerned, the ratings for..."Blood Drive"...still suck. Which is all the more reason why the..."SyFy Channel"...will stick with this series through thick and thin for at least three more seasons.

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Thursday, July 6, 2017

With Universal Studios It Isn't How You Tell a Lie, It's How Quickly The Lie Gets Assimilated Into The Rest of The "Bullsh*t" All Over The Internet


http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

And hasn't this always been the case with Universal Studios durable and biennial..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...released since 2001?

These fake press releases of Universal Studios have outlasted two..."American Presidents"... thus far, it remains to be seen how many more they will outlast as well...

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Will the..."Trump Presidency"...see at least one new..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Release"....from Universal Studios?

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Time will tell.

Hmmmmm!!
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The "SyFy Channel" Now Finds Itself Dwarfed By The Very Science Fiction Genre It Shunned For 17 Consecutive Years

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My how the mighty have fallen!! I remember the early..."Bonnie Hammer Days"...of the..."SyFy Channel"...when this network mocked, shunned, shoved aside, and detested the very..."Science Fiction"...genre it was supposed to be representing. Back then, the..."Science Fiction"...genre was still huge, but for some reason this network got the asinine notion in its head that..."Science Fiction"...and its fans were meant to be vilified in the most contemptuous manner imaginable. And the..."Science Fiction"...television programs the..."SyFy Channel"...ridiculed behind its corporate doors and on-line were some of the most honored...

1. The..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series
2. "The Six Million Dollar Man"
3. "Star Trek"
4. "Space: 1999"
7. "Time Tunnel"
8. "Land of The Giants" (Massive irony here)
9. "Twilight Zone"
10. "Outer Limits"

Serious..."Science Fiction"...fans (and even its casual fans) were shaking their heads in incredulity at the..."SyFy Channel's"...behavior at this time. And to a large extent this unacceptable behavior of the..."SyFy Channel's"....still remains. This is what primarily caused the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...to lose its faithful audience from the glory days of the channel in the 1990's.

And then the..."SyFy Channel"...has the unmitigated gall to declare that it wants this audience back after the 17 years it was abusing them and this abuse did not yield the massive profits the..."SyFy Channel"...wanted while it was simultaneously flirting with wrestling, bad horror movies, and other drek.

Would an abused child want to return to his/her abusive parent(s) in adulthood? Aside from very, very rare circumstances with God involved doing some heavy duty across the board healing of all parties involved, the answer is..."No"...

The..."SyFy Channel"...cooked its own goose, and here it remains as an insignificant little..."Piss Pot Cable Network"....doing its low budget and low rated television series no one is the slightest bit interested in watching because they are badly made across the board and just dull. And these teeny weeny little programs of the..."SyFy Channel"...would never be confused with..."Science Fiction"...at its finest.

And the..."Science Fiction"...genre itself remains HUGE and is growing even more.

And the..."SyFy Channel"...itself remains tiny and is shrinking even more...

When the..."SyFy Channel"...finally disappears no one will mourn its ceasing to exist.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2017

How Did The "SyFy Channel" Commit Suicide Over a 17 Year Period, Eventually Being Overtaken By The Very Science Fiction Genre It Was Supposed to Represent?

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Oh, a few things come to mind...

1. Not taking the Science Fiction genre seriously, especially in its early days of the early 2000's.

2. Referring to serious Science Fiction fans as..."Geeks." A discriminating term if ever there was one.

3. Turning what was supposed to be a serious Science Fiction channel in to a..."Cesspool"....of endlessly clashing bad programming ideas, destroying the identity of the once great.."Sci-Fi Channel"...in the process, and reducing the channel down to a bland and incoherent in on-air identity basic cable channel.

4. Changing the name..."Sci-Fi"...to...."SyFy"....Everyone hated it, and of course the..."SyFy Channel"...always striving to be different in a bad way, stuck with what was unpopular with the vast majority.

5. Having screwy, unpopular, and weird business instincts, such as the example in #4.

6. After wasting the channel away for a good 15 consecutive years not doing quality Science Fiction or anything else constructive in programming, it suddenly dawned on the idiots who own and manage the..."SyFy Channel"...that every other cable channel was seriously embracing the Science Fiction genre and making good money at it. The..."SyFy Channel's"...answer to that particular woe plaguing themselves? Turn their website into a..."Tabloid-esque"....light and fluffy news brief site on the Science Fiction related projects everyone else is making good money at doing except them. And the..."SyFy Channel"...itself is still making crappy, low budget programming.

7. Not making the necessary personnel changes within the..."SyFy Channel"...from top to bottom for 17 consecutive years that may have saved the..."SyFy Channel"...from its present fate. The exact same and wrong people at the..."SyFy Channel"....for 17 consecutive years has been 100% of the problem.

8. Embracing..."Asylum Films"...The worst practitioner and peddler of celluloid junk in human history. The makers of the..."SyFy Channel's"...."Sharknado"...movies and..."Z Nation"....

9. Finding some sore of residual value in casting Tara Reid, Danny Bonaduce, and Barry Williams in its badly produced and written low budget horror movies.

10. Raiding the..."Universal Studios Film Vaults"...for its worst non-Science Fiction movies for broadcast and hoping that...."Jell-O"...would stick to the wall as ratings rewards. It never happened.

11. For 17 consecutive years, hoping that no one would notice how badly the..."SyFy Channel"...was being mismanaged while at the same time having unrealistic dreams that serious Science Fiction fans would eventually flock to the channel after making one of its umpteenth and half-ass attempts at supposedly re-committing itself to Science Fiction related programming. The..."SyFy Channel"...should be committed alright.

12. After one of its umpteenth..."Word Salad Promises"...of supposedly re-commiting itself to Science Fiction related programming, the..."SyFy Channel's...programming always remains bland, unwatchable because it remains so badly produced and written, and never within the broadside of a barn of representing the Science Fiction genre with dignity.

13. Turning to..."Dark Horse"...comic books for programming ideas. "Dark Horse"...is a fine comic book company, but they just don't have..."Mass Market Appeal"...in their comic books.

14. Obsessively wanting to turn box office flops in to television series...

a. "12 Monkeys"

b. "The Thing" - "Helix"

c. "Blood Drive" - The low budget and unpopular...."Grind House"...style of movies in the early 1970's.

This is just basic...."Business Common Sense 101"...that you should never do this. The..."SyFy Channel"...does it regularly with reckless abandon.

15. Placing certain people on pedestals who don't deserve it because their body of work is pedestrian at best, and emulating their body of work...

a. Ronald D. Moore
b. Quentin Tarantino
c. Robert Rodriguez
d. George Romero

And then the..."SyFy Channel"...can honestly say with a straight face after all of that....

..."We can't figure out why making decent money eludes us?"...

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Monday, July 3, 2017

After Years and Years of Not Representing The Science Fiction Genre Like it Was Supposed to, The "SyFy Channel" Now Finds Itself As a Discarded Bystander...

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...On the outside looking in. 

All of these years (17 to be exact) when corporate owners..."Comcast / Vivendi / NBC Universal"...were not representing the Science Fiction genre at all on the eternally defunct..."SyFy Channel"...and instead had made the channel a haven for wrestling, badly made horror movies, an outlet for every badly made...non-Science Fiction movie...in the Universal Studios film vault, and a refuge for every supernatural hack in existence..."John Edward"...the entire..."Ghost Hunters"....television show...

...the..."SyFy Channel"...was setting itself up to have its thunder stolen by other more talented individuals who clutched at the very...Science Fiction...media genre the..."SyFy Channel"...had never embraced in the first place for 17 consecutive years.

So now, irrevocably...the..."SyFy Channel"...now finds itself as a hapless bystander of all of the heavy goings on within the entire Science Fiction media and print genres.

There is no going back for the..."SyFy Channel"...at this point. No reinventing of itself, or trying to suddenly embrace the very...Science Fiction...genre it had never embraced in the first place for 17 consecutive years.

The permanent damage has been done, and the..."SyFy Channel"...did it all to themselves.

How does it look when the.."SyFy Channel"...is merely a spectator on its own website?

Embarrassing!!

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