Thursday, September 7, 2017

The "SyFy Channel" Did it All to Themselves During The Past 18 Years of Its Reckless and Irresponsible Management



Being relegated to an infinitesimal component of an alleged..."Science Fiction News"...website.

Try and find the..."SyFy Channel"....itself on the..."SyFy.com"...website. 

This blog suspects that the..."SyFy Channel"..is now suffering from an inferiority complex brought on by being in the presence of the highly lucrative..."Science Fiction Genre"....profitable for every other cable network that tries it except them.

How did the..."SyFy Channel"...get itself into this predicament? This blog knows for a fact that it was a combination of many, many things going on all at once at the..."SyFy Channel"...

1. It's condescending attitude towards all things..."Science Fiction"...in media spanning 18 consecutive years.

2. It's irrational love for its own generic and bland television programming in place of quality..."Science Fiction"....television programming.

3. It's love of crap in all of its television programming....

a. Sharknado
b. Into The Crapper - With Wil Wheaton
c. Geeks Who Drink
d. Z Nation
e. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night
f. Crossing Over With John Edward
g. Scare Tactics
h. Dream Team
i. Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series.

j. Its originally produced crappy (and low budget) horror movies in partnership with..."The Asylum"...

k. Helix
l. Blood Drive
m. 12 Monkeys

4. The..."SyFy Channel's"...ongoing irrational quest in trying to find mass market successes from proven mass market failures from the past...or sources that are very, very niche.

a. 12 Monkees theatrical film
b. Grindhouse Cinema
c. Dark Horse Comics
d. John Carpenter's ..."The Thing"...movie which the..."SyFy Channel"...remade into..."Helix."

5. The..."SyFy Channel's"...overall habit of throwing any flavor of..."Jell-O"...at the wall and hoping that will stick with mass market audiences. A..."Happy Accident"...if you will is what the..."SyFy Channel"...is always looking for. Whether it's..."Unsuccessfully Attempted Science Fiction"...."Unsuccessfully Attempted Horror"...or..."Unsuccessfully Attempted Anything Else"...

So, here is where the..."SyFy Channel"...is at today. Buried in this website...


Go there if you want to bother looking for them.

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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

An Advanced Preview of The "SyFy Channel's" New..."Krypton"...Series

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For..."Krypton"...The SyFy Channel will be taking its art direction and production design cues from its former and unsuccessful series..."Caprica"...

As we all know, the SyFy Channel has an absolute aversion towards imaginative art direction and production design...especially towards its productions that allegedly take place on alleged alien planets

With that being said... 

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Here is downtown..."Kryptonopolis"...in the new SyFy Channel series..."Krypton"...


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"Jor-El's"...and..."Lara's"...quarters just before launching baby..."Superman"...to Earth. The SyFy Channel can't afford the expensive visual effects involved in depicting the planet..."Krypton"...in red, fiery fury just before it explodes, so it will just be a nice sunny day on..."Krypton"...as..."Superman"...is launched to Earth. Why..."Superman"...will be launched to Earth without any danger on his home planet will never be explained by the..."SyFy Channel"...


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"Jor-El"...and..."Lara"...will stop at a local hot dog stand on the planet..."Krypton"...before leisurely launching baby..."Superman"...to Earth.
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And baby..."Superman's"...rocket ship. Yes, it will be made out of..."Lego's"...

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Tuesday, September 5, 2017

The Critics Weigh In, And It Isn't Pretty

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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sharknado_5_global_swarming/


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This blog predicts that in the very near future, colleges will begin teaching how not to manage a cable network, and the..."SyFy Channel"...will be the PRIMARY TOPIC of DISCUSSION.

"SHARKNADO"....being one of the examples given.
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Have We Reached The Season Finale Already? Just When This Blog Thought The Ratings Couldn't Sink Any Lower!!

http://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/syfy_tile_medium/public/show_art_BloodDrive.jpg?itok=yLRWLIF7

Time flies when you're bored to tears!!

http://horrorfuel.com/horror/movies/trailer/blood-drives-season-finale-teased-new-clip-finish-line/

As we all know, when the...SyFy Channel"...is on a roll to unprecedented failure, there is no stopping them!!

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Was Anybody Watching In The First Place?

DARK MATTER -- "It Doesn't Have

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/dark-matter-cancelled-syfy-1202545344/

You're..."darn tootin'"...."SyFy"....declined to comment!! What could they say? Another clunker bites the dust?
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The "SyFy Channel" is Not 25 Years Old

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http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/syfy25/the-25-greatest%E2%80%A6

1. The former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...itself is only about 7 years old as devised by Mitchell Rubenstein and Laurie Silvers beginning in 1992 and ending in 1999. These were the former..."Sci-Fi Channel's"...best years and its golden years of creativity and inspired thinking. The former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...ended in 1999 in terms of its former quality management team being replaced by the..."Universal Studios Mismanagement Bunch"....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syfy

2. Something horrible happened to the channel in 1999 in the form of Bonnie Hammer coming in and taking over management duties of the channel (really her mismanagement duties of the channel) and implementing Universal Studios mismanagement agenda for the channel. Turning the channel into a crappy ass generic basic cable channel with its..."Rotten Smorgasbord Programming Schedule"...

a. Dream Team
b. Crossing Over With John Edward
c. Scare Tactics
d. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night

3. The rotten mismanagement of the former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...continued for the next 18 years because once Universal Studios buys something, they never sell it even though they absolutely suck at managing it. So, we got another 18 years of crappy ass programming on the former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...from Universal Studios....

a. Sharknado
b. Helix
c. Blood Drive
d. Geeks Who Drink
e. Z Nation
f. Into The Crapper With Wil Wheaton
g. 12 Monkeys

4. The channel name from..."Sci-Fi"...to...."SyFy"...is only about 8 years old.

So, the past 18 years of Universal Studios actually owning and mismanaging the former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...has been an incoherent and vague mess of bad management decisions, false promises of getting the channel back on track to an actual Science Fiction channel, and Bonnie Hammer always being close by the channel.

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Comcast-Universal Continues to Implement The Worst Management Skills in History While Mismanaging Both The "SyFy Channel" and The "Battlestar Galactica" Property



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Pull up a chair and continue to not be entertained in the slightest via the disastrous ways..."Comcast / NBC / Vivendi - Universal"...continues to mismanage both the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property and the..."SyFy Channel"...


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