Are There "Corporate Classes" (Taught In a College Lecture Hall) That Teach "Universal Studios Executives" How to Make "Battlestar Merchandise" as Disappointing as Possible? (Since 2003?)

 

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This Blog Has Learned That One Customer Was So Disappointed In This Book That He Sent It Back to "Amazon.com" The Next Day

 

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I Guess The Philosophy of "NBC" Is: "If It Was Boring Enough Back In The Day, It Should Be Boring Enough Now

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/the-rockford-files-reboot-gets-nbc-pilot-order-as-network-eyes-traditional-pilot-season-return/ar-AA1U9sCs?ocid=BingNewsSerp

How do you replace James Garner, even if it wasn't his best work?

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Unfortunately, What Will ALWAYS Be The Case Is: The Good Stuff Will Never Be On "Peacock-Streaming"

 

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https://getyourcomicon.co.uk/blog/2026/01/13/preview-the-series-premiere-of-star-trek-starfleet-academy-with-synopsis-and-new-episode-stills/

According to The Lone Purchaser of This Book On "Amazon.com", There Never Was (Is), Archival Material From "Battlestar 1978" In Storage at "Universal Studios"

 

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1036141691/ref=ox_sc_saved_image_1?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

Even going back to...."Universal Studios".... DISASTROUS DVD release of...."Battlestar Galactica - The Complete Epic Series"....in 2003, NONE of the deleted footage from the series (primarily "Saga of a Star World) was supplied by...."Universal Studios"....It was supplied by a private collector instead....

"Universal Studios"....an archival museum of classic...."Battlestar 1978 Stuff?"....Surely you jest!!

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Another Interesting and Unfortunate Fact About This Book:

 

It was never distributed to anyone to be reviewed.

Not one review that...."Google"...."Bing"...can direct you to after the book has been released since Christmas.

Someone is hiding something.

This means we also won't get a...."Youtube Review Video"....either....

...."Hi, my name is 'Biff'....From 'Biff's Battlestar Bistro / Book Nook'...."

....As I'm sitting here with a little...."Spaghetti Carbonara" and a glass of...."Aperol Spritz"....

....I'm thumbing through the pages of the...."Battlestar Original Series Companion" in slow-motion (page by page.) You can see there is not much of anything here. Slowing down the...."Slow Motion Process".... even further, we are approaching the alleged...."Color Center / Photo Section" of this book.There is only 1 page (both sides) of eight photos. All eight photos have leaked onto each other in some sort of...."Printing Mishap"....on some sort of...."Less Than Quality Paper."

Save your money on this one and invest in the.... "Punky Brewster Companion"....instead.

This is...."Biff"....signing off.

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It Has Always Been The Personal Opinion of This Blog That The Copyright Owners of "Battlestar Galactica" Just Don't Think Normally On Any Psychological Level

 

So, we have another book related to the "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series" that could have been 100% better than it was.

This is another one of those...."No Brainer Situations"....."Universal Studios"....has been notorious for, for the past 5 decades....where common sense was called for in the publication of this book (and everything else)....but (of course)....."Universal Studios".....went in the opposite direction.....towards...."Zero Intelligence".....

....It would have been overwhelmingly obvious to put more effort into the making of, and publication of this book. As such a thought would have struck everyone else on this Earth....

The very nature of this book demanded that the...."Glen Larson Estate".... be contacted for never before seen....behind the scenes photos.....of....."Saga of a Star World"...."Hand of God"....."Gun On Ice Planet Zero".....etc.

This book is...."Half Ass"....in conception and execution.

As a corporation in its treatment of the...."Battlestar"....property...."Universal Studios"....has only ever used a FRACTION of its...."Corporate Brain Capacity"....on any given day during the past 47 consecutive years. And even in that statement....I'm being too kind and forgiving of them.... 

....Additionally, any expeditions to locate more...."Brain Power".....within...."Universal Studios"....would only yield disappointments as well....

Every year (1978-2025) has been nothing but an...."Orgy of Bad Decision Making".....rivaled by nothing else in human existence and the contemporary business world.

This Blog still reeling from the fact that...."Battlestar 1978"....was never digitally remastered 20 years ago with new visual effects.

If...."Universal Studios".... couldn't even do that, it sure as hell would never make a new movie and series.

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