The SyFy Channel Has Developed a Whole Slew of Enemies on Facebook

When the SyFy Channel's "Beer Nuts" turn into "Cotton Balls"....They'll be heading home to you....

http://www.facebook.com/pages/SYFY-Sucks/120829817987931

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/SyFy-Sucks-wheres-the-SciFi/120928937974158


We love the SyFy Channel...we really do!! When we're in the mood to watch nothing in particular, we watch the SyFy Channel!! When we're in the mood to see Science Fiction done really...really badly...when the SyFy Channel bothers to do Science Fiction at all...we watch the SyFy Channel. When we're in the mood to watch monster movies so horribly produced, written, acted, and directed...to the extent that these movies make anything produced by Roger Corman in the 1950s and 1960s seem like Masterpiece Theater...we watch the SyFy Channel.

When we need a good laugh (mockery)...we watch the SyFy Channel. When we're in a bad mood and want to stay that way via the SyFy Channel's God awful programming...we watch the SyFy Channel. When we want to watch a cable channel run by a bunch of idiots....we watch the SyFy Channel. When we want to watch a cable channel managed by a bunch of erroneously hired marketing people instead of legitimate television programmers...we watch the SyFy Channel. When we're in the mood to watch a cable channel that repeatedly never reaches its dreams and goals as envisioned by Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern...we watch the SyFy Channel.

Finally...When we're in the mood to watch a cable channel we daily drop to our knees and pray to God will be put out of business by Comcast....very soon.....WE WATCH THE SYFY CHANNEL!!