Bryan Singer: The King of The Bogus and The Chronically Excessive "Fake Press Releases"

 

Bryan Singer has made more "Bogus" press releases in his life (31 and counting) than he has actually completed projects ("Apt Pupil", "X-Men", "X-Men 2", "Superman Returns", "Valkyrie", "Mockingbird Lane", "Usual Suspects", "The Triangle", "House.")

Do you have an ailment that plagues you? Grab a "Fake Press Release" from "The Bryan Singer Medicine Cabinet." Singer has a "Fake Press Release" for every ailment that plagues mankind!!

Holidays coming up??  Need a "Greeting Card" for every occasion? Try the new line of patented "Bryan Singer Greeting Cards With Special Messages" for the holiday season and every other occasion!!

1. "Merry Christmas!! - By the way, I just closed a deal to produce "Twilight Zone" for CBS - TV!!"

2. "Happy Holidays!! - By the way, I just closed a deal to direct "X-Men: Apocalypse!!"

3. Happy Birthday!! - By the way, I just closed a deal to direct "Excalibur!!"

4. Happy Hanukkah!! - By the way, I just closed a deal to direct "Battlestar Galactica!!"

5. Happy Thanksgiving!! - By the way, I just closed a deal to direct "The Six Billion Dollar Man!!"

Choose from our entire inventory of..... "deals you just closed to direct"....titles (listed below!!) you can have included on your holiday and special event greeting cards!! All of the available titles below are always in stock!! Just ask Bryan Singer!! And our list of available titles is always growing!! Just ask Bryan Singer!!

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Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List -Volume 1

 http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies


1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High
16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Football Wives
24. X-Men Origins: Magneto
25. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns Sequel)
26. uwantme2killhim? - Straight to DVD?
27. My Eleventh
28. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)
29. Creature At Bay (Abandonment Pending)
30. Spooked (Abandonment Pending)
31. X-Men: Apocalypse (Abandonment Pending)

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