Monday, April 11, 2016

No, Universal Studios Still Hasn't Added "Battlestar Galactica" To Its Upcoming Release Schedule. But It Has Added "Clifford - The Big Red Dog"




Still no..."Battlestar"...but..."H-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-e's Clifford!!"...

...In the midst of the current and endless..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"....sequel..."Boom!!"....The ever reliable and baffling..."Universal Studios Business Logic"....strikes again!!




http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Yes, my friends. Universal Studios still isn't working on this..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie in favor of..."Clifford - The Big Red Dog."

Because as we all know (those who graduated with an "MA in Marketing")....Marketing trends always frown on..."Battlestar Galactica" in favor of....

"CLIFFORD - THE BIG RED DOG"

At least...in the....STRANGE....BIZARRE....ECCENTRIC....and totally....WHACKED OUT....business universe that Universal Studios created for itself  and always inhabited.



Yes, my friends...."Battlestar Galactica"....has been relegated to the sidelines once again (by Universal Studios) for yet another totally asinine project at Universal Studios. In this case, feeding...."Clifford - The Big Red Dog"....his daily rations of...."Kibbles & Bits"....


What was it before this? Universal Studios derailed a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie in favor of..."Mockingbird Lane"....the television pilot reboot of..."The Munsters"...for NBC-TV that never sold as a series. How convenient!!


With business priorities and a value system like this, I'm surprised the..."Universal Studios Shareholders"....haven't had their daily doses of..."Primal Screams"....yet at the nitwits actually running this corporation in the...."Universal Studios Black Tower"....



All of the business executives in the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"... (in a joint moment of immodesty)....momentarily pause for a group photo.

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 Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60 

And read these books at another location where U
niversal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.


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