An Evening of Gigolos "Crotch Bumping" Sharks, And a Female "Van Helsing" With Only One Redeeming Characteristic: Her Cleavage

http://www.syfy.com

I take it..."Van Helsing"...and..."Sharknado"...share the same backlot in Vancouver, British Columbia?

Across the street from male and female strip clubs?

"Scores"...and..."Polekatz"....maybe?

It might be a good time to re-evaluate the resumes and qualifications of the SyFy Channel executives (Nincompoops) working in the..."Programming Department"....

I smell..."Nepotism"....all over the doggone airwaves of this channel.

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Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

http://www.languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60

And read the books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.

I'll leave the other 150 locations under wraps for now.

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/fullen1264