You mean...the..."SyFy Channel"...hasn't sunk its..."Trashy Corporate Claws"....into a..."Baywatch Nights"...remake yet?
If the..."SyFy Channel"...remade this, it could effortlessly make it even more trashy and ridiculous than its original incarnation!!
It has everything the..."SyFy Channel"...could ever want in crap television...
1. "The Hoff"...himself..."David Hasselhoff"...
2. Sun on the beach during the day, and..."Vampire Hookers"...at night.
3. Other seductive supernatural creatures at night.
4. "David Hasselhoff's"...chest hair
5. El-Cheapo makeup effects and unconvincing C.G.I. creatures
6. A..."1980's-ish"...theme song and vocal that makes you yearn for a..."Rick Springfield LP"...
7. The inevitable and inescapable..."Vancouver B.C."...location shooting.
8. Women with big boobs who can't act!! (That's not a bad thing!!)
9. 65 year old.."The Hoff"...seducing 18 year old girls while the girl's parents have more pressing concerns such as..."Who will finally slay the...'Vampire Succubus'...ravaging the rich and all white sub-division?"
10. The cute little ending at the end of every episode (after all of the bloody carnage) where David Hasselhoff cracks an unfunny joke but you (the viewer) laugh anyway because the female co-stars are laughing as well with their big boobs bouncing up and down.
Grab it while it's...HOT..."SyFy Channel!!"...
This remake is a gold mine waiting to happen. Even more than..."Blood Drive"...
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And read the books at another location where Universal Studios and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.
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