Saturday, June 30, 2018

Remember When The Once Great "Sci-Fi Channel" From The Early-Mid 1990's Used To Be Good? Hint: It Wasn't Owned By "Brain Dead - Universal" At That Time Like It Is Now


The old days of the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...from the early-mid 1990's. When the channel wasn't changing its on-air identity every two seconds because Bonnie Hammer never did figure out how to make decent money while managing (mismanaging) the channel. As well as her successors having the same lack of talent in managing the channel.

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Though "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Has a Current Global Box Office Gross of "$1 Billion Dollars", We Have to Take Into Consideration That Universal Studios Will Never Have Another Box Office Success Like This For Years to Come


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Because Steven Spielberg can only make these box office smashes for Universal Studios only so fast...

So, taking into consideration that Universal Studios will never again have a box office success like this during the next 12 months..."Jurassic World's"...present revenue will have to be used to cover those box office losses from the less successful movies from Universal Studios during the next 12 months...
 

$1 billion divided by 12 months = $83,333,333.30

Moving further into the future without Universal Studios having another box office success like this for 24 months....

$1 billion divided by 24 months = $41,666,666.67

36 months...

$1 billion divided by 36 months = $27,777,777.80

48 months...

$1 billion divided by 48 months = $20,833,333.30

60 months...

$1 billion divided by 60 months = $16,666,666.70

So, after five years due to Steven Spielberg not supplying them with yet another box office hit, Universal Studios will have left over in its..."Corporate Piggy Bank"....$16 million dollars in profits made by..."Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"...

Sounds like a winning..."Corporate Strategy"...to me...

...Never having anyone other than Steven Spielberg supplying them with box office smashes!!

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Friday, June 29, 2018

The Corporation That Has Trashed The "Battlestar Galactica" Property Habitually For The Past 40 Consecutive Years (In Its Various "Parent-Corporation" Incarnations) Now Can't Even Run a Cable Business


The Comcast Corp. logo is seen on the exhibit floor at the National Cable and Telecommunications Association (NCTA) Cable Show in Washington, D.C., U.S., on Tuesday, June 11, 2013. The Cable Show is expected to bring in more than 10,000 attendees with 286 companies on the exhibit floor.: National Cable and Telecommunications Association Cable Show




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I'm telling you boys and girls...is there no end to the lunacy and the idiocy and the incompetence at..."Comcast - NBC - Vivendi - GE - Universal?"

...In all walks of its business life?

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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

How Does One Go About Being Cast As a Murder Victim In a Second Rate "SyFy Channel" TV Series?


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The only reason any actor would want to be in..."The Purge"...television series is if they really, really, really, really, really need the money.

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1. The rent is due!!
2. I have to buy groceries!!
3. My car payment is due!!
4. My cable bill is due!!
5. My kids need new clothes!!

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Monday, June 25, 2018

This Blog is Rooting For a "Sharknado / The Purge / Leprechaun" Crossover Film. Just To Prove Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt That The "SyFy Channel's Miniscule Viewership Consists of Nothing More Than Donald Trump's "Miniscule Base of Illiterate Supporters"



Trump's Base: "That's what I call..."Strategery Entertawnment!!"....

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They're Low Budget, Easy as Hell to Produce, And Contain Pointless Gratuitous Violence. So Of Course The "SyFy Channel" Jumped At The Chance of Making The "Stupid Ass Concept" of The "Purge" Movies Into a Television Series


The Purge TV show on USA Network and Syfy: (canceled or renewed?)



How hard is it to produce a television series where someone(s) are being graphically murdered every week?

NO IMAGINATION REQUIRED!!

So of course the..."SyFy Channel"...jumped at the chance of making this..."Box Office Flop"...of a concept into a television series.

The..."Purge"...weekly table script read among the cast, producers, and makeup effects people...

Table Script Read

Producers Script Intro: "OK, this week we've got five people being killed with bows and arrows, two suicides with duct taped grenades while Bunji Jumping, a dozen torture scenes with..."Black & Decker"...power tools, half a dozen decapitations, dogs and cats being skinned alive, and a water bed filled with battery acid."

Special Effects / Makeup Guys: (Leaning Over) "Ummm, I don't think we have the budget for even a quarter of this."

Producers: "OK, we'll get rid of the...'Black & Decker'...power tools then."

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Sunday, June 24, 2018

"Retro-Flashback Fun Day!!" Remember When Bryan Singer's Version of "Excalibur" Was Shelved Because He Took Too Long To Begin Pre-Production, Which Freed Him Up to Begin Work On a "Battlestar Galactica" Film Which He Never Made...




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....Which Freed Him Up Yet Again...(Twice Back At Ya'!!)...So He Could Film The..."Mockingbird Lane"...Television Pilot For NBC-TV ?...


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Yes, this blog knows it. This was in the..."Old Days"...long before Bryan Singer's hopping from project to project (like a Jack Rabbit) before ever completing a project he announced had finally caught up to him..."The Freddie Mercury"...theatrical film.

For the..."Aborted Film Project Tomb"...Bryan Singer created for himself spanning the entire decade of the 2000's and 2010's...this blog invites everyone to step right up and take a..."Whiff!!"...


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"Mmmm" -That smells nasty!!

Addendum - Did this blog mention that it was Universal Studios itself torpedoing the..."Battlestar Galactica"...film itself in order to divert Bryan Singer towards the..."Mockingbird Lane"...television pilot for NBC-TV instead?

And who says Bryan Singer and Ron Meyer wouldn't make a great comedy duo on stage?

 
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I would pay to see them!!

As to who would be the...straight man... and / or the... Court Jester.... that's anyone's guess!!
 
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Saturday, June 23, 2018

Unfortunately For Universal Studios, Steven Spielberg Can't Produce Every Single Movie For Them. So, When "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Runs Its Course at The Box Office, It's Back to The "Usual Theatrical Garbage" Universal Studios Puts Out


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http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

Enjoy the money while you can, Universal Studios. After..."Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"...run its course at the Box Office, it's back to the..."Poor House"...for you with your upcoming theatrical releases...


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Are you in there, Ron Meyer?

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Friday, June 22, 2018

Five More "Star Trek" Television Series Are Planned, More "Star Wars" Sequels are Planned, And After 17 Years, Universal Studios Can't Even Produce a Pre-Production Sketch On a Cocktail Napkin For a New "Battlestar Galactica" Production

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https://www.cnet.com/news/star-trek-cbs-television-universe-is-expanding/


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http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/lucasfilm-fires-back-at-inaccurate-report-that-standalone-star-wars-spinoffs-have-been


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Universal Studios - "The Little Engine That Couldn't"

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After 17 years of endlessly announcing a new..."Battlestar Galactica"...production in its endless..."Fake Press Releases"...Universal Studios can't even produce a pre-production sketch on a cocktail napkin for a new..."Battlestar"...production.

Is this what Universal Studios suffers from?

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/self-sabotage

Putting it mildly...YES!!

Repeatedly not responding to new..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...productions with a new..."Battlestar Galactica"...production it keeps re-announcing after 17 consecutive years is..."Corporate Self Sabotage"...

Universal Studios keeps doing itself in.

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"Houston, We Have a Go. Three, Two, One...Blast-Off!!"


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And Steven Spielberg (once again) comes to the financial rescue of Universal Studios at the box office with his latest..."Jurassic World"...movie!!

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And after..."Jurassic World"... runs its course at the box office, it's back to the FINANCIAL DOLDRUMS at the box office for Universal Studios with the likes of the..."Purge"....movies...

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It's no fun being Universal Studios and trying to make a living at the same time. Is it?

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Tuesday, June 19, 2018

This Blog Knows it All Too Well: Steven Spielberg and His Latest "Jurassic World" Movie Is Gearing Up To Clear Away The Cobwebs of Universal Studios Usual Misfortunes At The Box Office


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...And give Universal Studios a..."JOLT!!"...of Box Office Supremacy it hasn't had in a very, very, very, very, very, very, very....LONG TIME!!!

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Universal Studios: "Thank you...Steven Spielberg!!"

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Sunday, June 17, 2018

"Retro-Flashback Fun Day!!" Universal Studios Tried to Rip Off "Men in Black" and "Ghostbusters" With "R.I.P.D.", Failing Miserably In The Process


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Watch out for those box office receipts, they hurt really bad...!!


OUCH!! That was smarts!!

Yes, this blog has known it for a very long time. Universal Studios even sucks at trying to rip-off other people's ideas in the..."Science Fiction / Fantasy / Horror"....Department.

Is there anything Universal Studios is good at?

FAILING!!


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Line right up and get a ..."Whiff"....here!!

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It's Looking Good For "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Domestically When It Opens On Friday. Universal Studios Will Owe Steven Spielberg a Debt of Gratitude


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Universal Studios sure as hell couldn't do this well at the box office on its own without Steven Spielberg's involvement.

Go ahead Universal, throw Steven Spielberg a party!!



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In tribute to him!!



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Saturday, June 16, 2018

"Sharknado 6: It's About Time (This Stupid Movie Series Is Ending)"


The hell with chainsaws. Every actor in this embarrassing mess is going to need a bigger employment strategy to keep themselves employed after this stupid film wraps filming. Typecasting from a..."SyFy Channel B-Movie"...won't be kind.

Maybe the..."SyFy Channel"...could revive wrestling just to keep these characters employed.

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Friday, June 15, 2018

After Possibly Being Rescued By Steven Spielberg From Its Usual Dismal Financial Existence With the Upcoming "Jurassic World" Sequel, Universal Studios Then Collapses Back Into Its Usual Financial Rut With the Latest "Purge" Sequel

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The..."CEO"...and..."Board of Directors"...of..."Universal Studios"... must be looking forward to the drop off in quality (and likely negative impact on box office receipts) with breathless anticipation. Not in a good way. More likely they're shitting bricks.


http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

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Kindergarteners could come up with a more compelling and financially successful slate of upcoming movies than this.

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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

This Blog Has The Utmost Confidence That Even If Francis Lawrence Were Making a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie, He Would Have No Idea How to Proceed


Director Frances Lawrence



The strikes against Francis Lawrence so far...

Reimagining - Which is code for..."Abandon everything that made...'Battlestar Galactica'...what it was...The 1978 series."

Gender Swapping - This was already done a decade ago in Ronald D. Moore's FAILED..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series...

Specifically, female Starbuck...

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It FAILED then and it will fail again.

Battlestar Galactica returning to screens

The ugliest piece of shit spaceship ever designed by the way for Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series.

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There was nothing wrong with the..."Lovely Lady"...in the first place. She's still beautiful 40 years later.

This blog already knows well in advance what the two possible outcomes will be with Francis Lawrence mixing it up with..."Battlestar Galactica"...

1. He will either not make a movie at all. As he hasn't been making this movie for the past two years.

or...

2. He will screw the movie up so badly it will be repelling mass market audiences in droves.

Which of course has been the..."Special Gift"...Universal Studios has always had in its..."Corporate Failure Department"...

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Monday, June 11, 2018

You Mean, None of The Collected Works of Ronald D. Moore Have Made It to "MST3K" Yet?


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Frowning Edward James Olmos?

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Business suits and inner cities with slums on supposed alien worlds thousands of light years from Earth? With no extra-terrestrial bad guys? Worlds always identical to present day Earth? Talk about lazy producing and scriptwriting.

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Star Trek: Generations: Capt. Kirk dies from a scaffolding collapse?

Thank God for..."Alternate Realities"...always present in the..."Star Trek"...universe to always easily undo Ronald D. Moore's terrible scriptwriting. "Alternate Realities"...where Capt. Kirk will always ultimately escape the bullet from a bad Ronald D. Moore script.

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Carnivale - Did anybody even watch this thing?

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Universal Studios Will always Be a "Miserable Corporate Failure" at Managing The "SyFy Channel" and The "Battlestar Galactica Property." At Least It Will Always and Only Have Steven Spielberg and His Dinosaurs to Occasionally Save Themselves From Themselves


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Steven Spielberg and his dinosaurs will save..."Universal Studios Corporate Keister"...once again at the Box Office, after consecutive decades of Universal Studios mismanaging everything else remotely having to do with Science Fiction and..."Battlestar Galactica"....
 
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Saturday, June 9, 2018

For All of The "Corporate Retards" Out There Working For Universal Studios Who Believe That "Syndication" Doesn't Exist Anymore In Some Form Because It is 2018, They Obviously Overlooked "ME-TV"


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Universal Studios: "It's 2018! Syndication as we know it doesn't exist anymore. We should know, we're the experts on every subject known to mankind, including..."Post Nasal Drip"....

"ME-TV"...has even had a programming block called..."Super Sci-Fi Saturday Night"...and despite that, they still didn't want the crappy ass..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....reruns in this programming block. They knew and know a ratings killer when they see one and are aware of one...

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He (Edward James Olmos) frowned and doomed his way to..."Mass Market Failure"...even for potential future audiences a decade ago. Of course, he had shit loads of help from Ronald D. Moore and David Eick as well. The..."Emperors of Repelling Mass Market Audiences En Masse"...

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"ME-TV"...doesn't want the..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...reruns a decade later. Neither does anybody else.

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Friday, June 8, 2018

And Now For This Exciting Update On The Supposed "Francis Lawrence Battlestar Galactica Movie"

Exclusive: Francis Lawrence Talks Battlestar Galactica Movie & More!




http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/925457-exclusive-francis-lawrence-talks-battlestar-galactica-movie-more

He still isn't making one.

But he is working on a television series called..."See"....instead....

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1349376/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Stay glued to this blog for further exciting updates on the supposed..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie Universal Studios hasn't been making since 2001. 17 years and counting.

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