Thus Far, The 35th Anniversary of "Battlestar Galactica" Has Carried With it All of The Excitement of Paul Reubens "@#*^!!" Himself Off in an Adult Movie Theater

In no small part due to the fact that Universal Studios continues to (unfortunately) be the thoroughly unnecessary copyright owners of "Battlestar Galactica", and Universal Studios has always known how to kill a "Battlestar Galactica" party.

Even when grading on a curve, Universal Studios still gets a grade of an "F-" in how they have totally bungled this 35th Anniversary of "Battlestar Galactica." In short, this year could have been a hell of alot more fun than it has been if Universal Studios simply didn't own the property. Get Universal Studios out of the picture entirely and this would have been a global bash.

Where does one begin??...

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It's just too good to be true, isn't it? Finally!! Finally!! (After 35 years!!) An anatomically correct and properly proportioned (exact replica) model kit of the majestic, and thoroughly kick-ass "Battlestar" from the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series. Forget the "retarded....rib-caged.....anorexia nervosa....dust buster" from Ronald D. Moore's brain fart series he had the nerve to call "Battlestar Galactica." The only true "Battlestar Galactica" (kick-ass) spaceship is from the 1978 series. What's not to love about this timeless and thoroughly photogenic spaceship from all angles and sides looking like a pissed-off alligator on water-skis?

How did Universal Studios screw this up....you ask? It's not being released until February 2014. The......"36th Anniversary of Battlestar Galactica???" A year late, aren't we Universal Studios? And no doubt in extremely limited quantities next year!!

 

 

Good luck trying to find this thing 2 weeks from now as it begins its slow disintegration from the "Best Buy" back-order stock. A mass market distribution of this thing to all retail outlets across the globe you inquire? Unthinkable to Universal Studios!! That would shock Universal Studios out of its 35 year old corporate delusion that "Battlestar Galactica 1978" is a niche product.

 

 

 

 

"Only one retail outlet on Earth per 'Galactica 1978' product!!" That's Universal Studios motto!! If you want this beautiful baby of artful renderings from the late, brilliant Ralph McQuarrie, you can only get it from one retail outlet on Earth. The "DreamsandVisionsPress" web site.

 

If you want to pick it up in person, you have to charter a hot air balloon to the Grand Canyon, get airlifted by helicopter in mid-air to the "Avengers Flying Fortress", where you will get patted down by Scarlett Johansson ("pant, pant!!"")...and then finally get shot out of cannon to the undisclosed "Dreams and Vision Quest" retail store somewhere on the border of Mexico.

 

 

 

Does anybody know where you can purchase this comic book from? Thus far, two major comic book retailers in the area don't carry it on top of two major book stores. Universal Studios strikes again!!

 

 

 

 

 

Universal Studios!! Eternally committed (and this corporation should be committed!!) to holding back the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series and preventing it from becoming a mass market, global success.

 

Additionally....

 

1. No mass market, global release of "Battlestar Galactica 1978: The Complete Epic Series" on Blu-Ray during this 35th Anniversary year?

 

2. No mass market, global release of the above movie I have already talked about on Blu-Ray during this 35th Anniversary year?

 

If Universal Studios screws up anymore with this property, people might start suspecting something (Sarcasm, rolling my eyes.)

 

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Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

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And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.


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