Monday, January 22, 2018

"Retro-Flashback Fun Day!!" The "SyFy Channel" Debuts The Worst Cable Channel Advertisement Ever Produced!!




Has it been almost 9 years...(July 7th, 2009)...since the..."SyFy Channel"...debuted this totally incomprehensible advertisement of itself?

An empty house suddenly populated...balloons...circus animals... a skate board...a spray paint canister spraying goop...bewildered bystanders ( mirroring us, the bewildered viewers no doubt!!)....

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...random visual effects thrown in here and there and get this....

The sound of a pulsating sprinkler at the very end of the commercial!!

WHAT??

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The sprinkler is pulsating at night during the time frame of the commercial.

WHAT??

What does the sprinkler at night mean? What do the circus animals mean? What do the balloons mean? What does the entire incoherent mess of this commercial during this entire... MISFIRED FIASCO...mean??

What sort of a cable channel was being advertised via this commercial?

The..."Dentists on Laughing Gas"....cable channel??


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The..."SyFy Channel"...

WHAT??

What are you?? What are you supposed to be as a cable channel?? What is your on-air identity??

Almost nine years after this horrific..."SyFy"...advertisement debuted...NO ONE...knows what you are!! No one knew back then and no one knows now!!

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Get a..."Whiff"...of this..."SyFy Channel"...!!


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