http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/director-francis-lawrence-talks-developing-battlestar-galactica-with-westworlds-lisa-joy
A brief rundown on some of the chapters of the..."Francis Lawrence / Universal Studios Guidebook to Not Making a Battlestar Galactica Movie"...
Recently snuck out of the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"...in someone's backpack!!
Chapter 1 - Spend another 18 years actually not making a Battlestar Galactica movie
Chapter 2 - Keep admitting to ourselves in private that we never had any idea on what to do with this property, and still don't.
Chapter 3 - Keep those..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...coming every two years.
Chapter 4 - Continue watching helplessly on the sidelines while every other corporation in Hollywood is making money hand over fist with Space Fantasy / Science Fiction while we aren't. So what else is new?
Chapter 5 - If we ever do manage to crap out something with the Battlestar Galactica brand name slapped on it (sometime in this century), make sure it has absolutely nothing to do with what Battlestar Galactica really is (the 1978 series) and instead make the movie a combination of Jupiter Rising and female Ghostbusters
Chapter 6 - While simultaneously screwing up any potential new Battlestar Galactica movie on purpose, let's also continue to not make a Director's Cut of "Saga of a Star World" a possibility. A pointless statement we know because we have long since burned all of the still missing footage to "Saga of a Star World" decades ago. So we could never make a Director's Cut even if we wanted to.
More content leaks of this exciting guidebook to come!!
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Read about the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com, as well as other stuff...
And read the books at another location where Universal Studios and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.
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