Friday, May 11, 2018

The "Official Universal Studios Sabotage All Battlestar Galactica Merchandise Handbook / Checklist"

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https://www.amazon.com/Battlestar-Galactica-Definitive-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B00Q2OQNCM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526057647&sr=8-1&keywords=battlestar+definitive+collection

Chapter 1: Sabotaging Battlestar Galactica Blu-Ray Sets

1. Always have the Blu-ray sets drastically overpriced to discourage sales. CHECK!!

2. Always have the outer box art as repulsive and unattractive as possible to discourage sales. CHECK!!

3. Always have the Blu-ray sets suffering from some sort of severe manufacturing deficiency. In this case, the..."Widescreen Process"...was severely screwed up. CHECK!!

4. Never go back and repair the technical flaws we (Universal Studios) screwed up on purpose in the first place. CHECK!!

5. Ditto for the crappy ass looking box art. CHECK!!

6. Let these Blu-ray sets rot away on Amazon.com with zero sales until even Amazon.com doesn't want them anymore polluting their website. CHECK!!

7. Never offer discounts on these severely damaged Blu-ray sets with endless technical flaws. In this particular case, the above Blu-ray set is worth about $7.99 and not $90.00 with its endless technical flaws and puke inducing box art. CHECK!!

8. Make sure every Blu-Ray set displays a precedent setting lack of knowledge and idiocy in not being able to master the technical fundamentals of putting a classic television series on Blu-Ray.
CHECK!!

9. Make sure Ron Meyer always has a copy of one of these retarded Blu-ray sets sitting on his book shelf in his office. Next to his fish tank. CHECK!!

10. Ignore any and all consumer complaints regarding this particular Blu-ray set and never do nothing about them. CHECK!!


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