After Decades of Thoroughly Objective Observing, This Blog Has Concluded That "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Will Never Stray From its All Encompassing "Losing Rut Formulas" of...

1. The occasional decade spaced..."Jurassic Park"....sequel...

2. The...."Maury Povich Show"....

3. Crappy horror movies for the..."SyFy Channel"...

a. Sharknado

b. Zombie Tidal Wave

c. Banana Splits

4. The worst programming lineup in history for a cable channel..."SyFy"....spanning two decades...

a. 12 Monkeys

b. Blood Drive

c. Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series....

d. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night

e. Helix

f. Geeks Who Drink

g. Scare Tactics - with Shannon Doherty

h. Crossing Over - with John Edward

i. Happy

j. Krypton

k. Z Nation 

l. The Wil Wheaton Project

5. Still failing to nail down a discernible..."On-Air Identity"...for the..."SyFy Channel"....after two decades...."1999 - 2019"....

With an..."All Encompassing Losing Rut Formula"....like this...."Comcast / NBC-Universal"....is not about to stray away from it in order to try something new and in all likelihood would be genuinely successful at it...

"Comcast / NBC-Universal"....is one of those rare corporations that never has learned and never will learn and grow from previous devastating mistakes in judgment.

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"Kirk to Spock. I Still Haven't Found Any Signs of Intelligent Life On This Website, or The Corporation it Represents (Comcast / NBC-Universal)"

http://www.syfy.com/shows

Kirk: "It's a barren wasteland of intellectual inactivity."

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This Blog Didn't Know That "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Had Begun Taking Photos of Its Business Executives Lamenting Over The "SyFy Channel's" Low Ratings Across The Board

http://www.syfy.com/shows

The ratings always are this bad on this channel.

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The Evolution of One of "NBC-Universal's Fake Press Releases" Involving "Battlestar Galactica"

https://www.tvguide.com/news/nbc-universal-streaming-service-peacock-shows-premiere-date/

1. The...."Fake Press Release"....is initially announced by...."NBC-Universal"....

2. Years and years pass turning into decades without the...."Fake Press Releases"....amounting to anything....

3. The...."Fake Press Releases"....then rot and stink up the entire Internet....




All of the...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases"....from...."NBC-Universal"....dating back to the year 2001 end up looking like this in due time....

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Over The Years, This Blog Has Learned Two Things While Observing The Utter Failure of The "SyFy Channel" as "Mismanaged The Hell Out Of" by "Comcast / NBC - Universal"

https://www.thecinemaholic.com/new-syfy-shows/


Every time the…."SyFy Channel"....makes its usual disastrous attempts at televised Science Fiction, two things always happen one way or the other....


1. The television series and / or movies end up not getting made at all...


or...


2. If a…."SyFy Channel"....project actually does get made, it always sucks.




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This Blog Has Always Noticed That "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Has Never Been The First in Line to Do Anything "Science Fiction / Fantasy" Related Within Those Genre(s)

Ironically, although...."Comcast / NBC-Universal".....had already owned and mismanaged the...."SyFy"...."Sci-Fi"....channel for a good decade and a half (how it lasted that long under...."Universal Studios"....disastrous ownership is anyone's guess)....It wasn't doing Science Fiction related programming. Instead, it was doing Bonnie Hammer's...."Lifetime Network Feel Good Junk"....instead....

1. Dream Team

2. Crossing Over - With John Edward

3. Scare Tactics - with Shannon Doherty

....and low budget horror movies.

It was only after the other cable networks began doing really well with Science Fiction / Fantasy  programming in the decade of the 2010's (Stranger Things, Walking Dead) that the...."SyFy Channel"....began saying to itself....

SyFy Channel: "Umm, we better start trying to get serious about Science Fiction / Fantasy programming or the other cable networks will overtake us."

Imagine that!! A cable network that was supposed to be Science Fiction in the first place but wasn't wound up playing...."Follow The Leader"....(trailing far behind) the other cable networks who were all much, much better at Science Fiction than they ever were, now found themselves scrambling to try and do Science Fiction programming just to try and compete. 

There was just one problem. The..."SyFy Channel"....absolutely sucked at trying to do Science Fiction when they did try to do it.

And the other cable networks permanently overtook the...."SyFy Channel"....

We now find..."Comcast / NBC-Universal"...perhaps trying to play...."Follow The Leader".....once again (if its latest press release isn't yet another fake one) by apparently trying to launch a competitive streaming service to compete with...."CBS - All Access"....and...."Netflix"...and their two flagship productions....

1. Star Trek: Discovery

2. Lost in Space

This blog honestly doesn't see...."Comcast / NBC-Universal"....being successful at it.

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Let's All Give Francis Lawrence and Sam Esmail a Round of Applause For Never Having Lifted a Finger to Make a "Battlestar Galactica" Production of Any Sort!!

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/director-francis-lawrence-talks-developing-battlestar-galactica-with-westworlds-lisa-joy

https://movieweb.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-still-happening-director-francis-lawrence/

And its nowhere to be found on Francis Lawrence's work schedule...

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1349376/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0



https://deadline.com/2019/09/battlestar-galactica-reboot-drama-series-sam-esmail-nbc-streaming-service-peacock-1202736127/

And it's nowhere to be found on Sam Esmail's work schedule...

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1322753/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Laziness like this isn't learned. People are born with it. 

Of course, the people who run Universal Studios are the worst offenders yet...



https://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Well, Universal Studios almost has its fourth decade wrapped up without lifting a finger to bring back..."Battlestar Galactica"...

...All the while...."Outer Space / Space Fantasy"....has always been massively..."Mass Market Profitable"....within the...."Collective Global Economy".... for four decades....

1. Star Trek: Discovery (CBS All Access)
2. Lost in Space (Netflix)
3. Star Trek 1-4 (Chris Pine films)

4. The Rick Berman Era of "Star Trek"....
a. Next Generation
b. Deep Space Nine
c. Voyager
d. Enterprise

5. Babylon 5

6. "Star Wars"....
a. The Force Awakens
b. The Last Jedi
c. Solo
d. Rogue One
e. A New Hope
f. Empire Strikes Back
g. Return of The Jedi
h. The Prequels

7. The William Shatner..."Star Trek"....films....
a. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
b. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
c. Star Trek III.: The Search For Spock
d. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

8. The Patrick Stewart...."Star Trek"....films....
a. First Contact
b. Generations
c. Insurrection
d. Nemesis

and....

e. "Picard" - The Patrick Stewart...."Star Trek"....tv series

Universal Studios....always eternally asleep at the..."Business Wheel"....of its chosen profession for four decades and counting....

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Why "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Finally Bit Off More Than it Can Chew With its Latest "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release"

http://www.nbcuniversal.com/press-release/nbcuniversal-announces-%E2%80%98peacock%E2%80%99-name-its-streaming-service-and-unveils-initial

"Comcast / NBC - Universal"....is a dysfunctional corporation of low budget junk and nothing but low budget junk. It has spent two decades mismanaging the hell out of the...."SyFy (Sci-Fi) Channel"....and the...."Battlestar Galactica"....property for 41 consecutive years under the previous and present parent corporation owners....

1. Comcast
2. NBC
3. Vivendi
4. GE

On top of that, the low budget junk this corporation has crapped out of itself for decades includes....

1. Maury Povich
2. Sharknado
3. Zombie Tidal Wave
4. Geeks Who Drink
5. Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series
6. Blood Drive
7. "Banana Splits" horror movie
8. Z Nation
9. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright
10. Crossing Over with John Edward

Now all of a sudden, inexplicably out of the blue, this total lost cause of a corporation (Comcast - Universal) begins having the...."Corporate Delusion"....that it can somehow compete with the...."CBS All Access Streaming Service"....and...."Netflix"....with its own laughable streaming service called...."NBC-Peacock"....

"Comcast - Universal".... honestly believes that it can compete with..."CBS-All Access"....and..."Netflix"....with junk remakes of...."Saved by The Bell"....and...."Punky Brewster"....

....along with a supposed remake / reboot of...."Battlestar Galactica"....The very same..."Battlestar"....property Universal Studios has been mismanaging the hell out of (on purpose) for 41 consecutive years via primarily with Ronald D. Moore's low budget and poorly produced and written...."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series.

Assuming this supposed...."NBC-Peacock Streaming Service"....wasn't yet another...."Fake Press Release"....from...."Comcast-Universal"....

....huge problems lumber on the horizon for...."Comcast - Universal"....

1. "Star Trek: Discovery"....on the...."CBS Access Streaming Service"....is a lavishly produced Science Fiction masterpiece / spectacle of a series. Beautifully produced, written, and executed overall.

2. The..."Lost in Space"....reboot on...."Netflix"....is also a lavishly produced Science Fiction  masterpiece / spectacle.

For...."Comcast - Universal"....to claim that...."Battlestar Galactica"....would be part of its...."NBC-Peacock"....streaming service....they backed themselves into a corner they can't get out of where they would have to pour equally huge amounts of money into...."Battlestar Galactica"....just to be commercially competitive with...."Star Trek: Discovery"....and..."Lost in Space"...Along with stellar producing and writing.

Merely re-booting....Ronald D. Moore's...."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series for this supposed streaming service with its notorious...."high school stage play budget"...(low budget)....just wouldn't cut it nowadays to be competitive with..."Star Trek: Discovery"....and...."Lost in Space"...

"Comcast - Universal"....would have to move into the big leagues instead with a lavishly authorized budget for...."Battlestar Galactica"....

A lavish budget this blog believes...."Comcast-Universal"....would never authorize because this corporation is too accustomed to the bargain basement mentality of...."Maury Povich"....and...."Sharknado"....And this corporation has always hated...."Battlestar Galactica (1978")....anyway!!

"Comcast-Universal"....is way out its league with its supposed intent to launch its own streaming service because it could never play with the big boys...."CBS - All Access"....and...."Netflix".....


'Comcast-Universal"....has been a..."Low Budget Junkie"....for far too long to even worry about trying to compete with..."CBS All Access"....and..."Netflix"....

It would and could never happen.

For...."Comcast-Universal"....to suddenly do an 180 degree turn and produce a lavish...."Battlestar Galactica"....series after mismanaging the hell out of the property (on purpose) for 41 consecutive years is too absurd to even contemplate.

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"Star Trek 4" Back on Track and Typically, "Battlestar Galactica" Never Will Be

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/star-trek-4-noah-hawley-writing-directing

An ironic news story to be reported by...."SyFy Wire"....since its parent corporation...."Universal Studios"....never will be on track in making any sort of acceptable...."Battlestar Galactica"....production...or any sort of...."Battlestar Galactica"....production period....

https://tvline.com/2019/09/17/battlestar-galactica-reboot-nbc-streaming-service-peacock/#!

Just imagine if, during the past 41 years..."Battlestar Galactica"....had been owned by a much more mature and...ADULT....corporation.

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Universal Studios Will Never Be Serious About Making a "Battlestar Galactica" Production Because They Never Choose The One Guy Who Could Make it "Formidable" and Profitable For a "Mass Market Audience"

Tom DeSanto - The one guy on this Earth who has the genuine talent to finally awaken the...."Sleeping Giant"...."Battlestar Galactica"....and make it genuinely embraced by a...."Star Trek"....sized...."Mass Market Audience"...

Instead, Universal Studios keeps choosing these...."Donnie Iris Lookalikes"....with nerd glasses in their endless..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases"....who can't even show up for work to make a...."Battlestar Galactica"....production if the press releases were real....

Bryan Singer

Sam Esmail

Donnie Iris...."Ah Leah"....

It should be the theme song to Universal Studios....18 consecutive year failure....in failing to bring back...."Battlestar Galactica".....in any constructive form....

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Given How "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Has Routinely Mismanaged The Hell Out of Everything Else it Has Ever Owned...

http://www.nbcuniversal.com/press-release/nbcuniversal-announces-%E2%80%98peacock%E2%80%99-name-its-streaming-service-and-unveils-initial

Its new streaming service (if it ever comes into fruition) would be a disaster as well. Following in the footsteps of..."Comcast / NBC-Universal's"....most severely mismanaged properties for decades....

1. Battlestar Galactica
2. SyFy (Sci-Fi) Channel

This blog predicts that this new streaming service (if it ever comes into fruition) would be one of those many, many...."don't blink because you'll miss it if you do"....failed  business ventures of...."Comcast / NBC-Universal's....

And if anyone is naive enough to think that..."Universal Studios"....has finally gotten its...."Corporate Shit"....together after four consecutive decades of failing to do so and would actually pull a new...."Battlestar Galactica"....series out of its hat for this supposed new streaming service....

....look no further than Sam Esmail's..."IMDB"....page where he (typically) hasn't been working on a new...."Battlestar Galactica"....series for this supposed new streaming service....

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1322753/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1

Not only that, but this (supposed) new..."Battlestar Galactica"....series also isn't listed anywhere else on the Internet as being in production either. 

Typical

The routine infamy of...."Universal Studios"....strikes again!!

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Because When a Project Never Goes Right, Welcome to The Routine and Failing World of The "SyFy Channel"

https://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/entertainment-columns/christopher-lawrence/syfy-strikes-out-with-banana-splits-horror-movie-1867261/

And yet another stupid ass...."SyFy Channel"....programming idea has bitten the dust, getting dumped into the usual grave yard of all FAILED...."SyFy Channel"....programming ideas....

"Wal-Mart"....loves the...."SyFy Channel!!"

It wouldn't have dirt cheap DVD's by the shitload without them!!

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