What Will Bryan Singer Be Doing Instead, After Recently Announcing He Will Direct His Latest Stab At a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie?

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1. He will direct the latest sequel to "The Princess Diaries", taking over directing chores from Garry Marshall.
Effective immediately - November 2011.

2. He will direct the remake of "Bedknobs & Broomsticks", originally starring Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews. Effective immediately - November 2011

3. He will direct a live action adaptation of "Green Eggs & Ham." The Dr. Seuss story. Effective immediately - November 2011

4. He will direct the latest sequel to "X-Men." Driving the dying film franchise even further into the ground. Effective immediately - November 2011

5. He will direct his own original screenplay, "Sugar Plum Fairies & Lemon Drops." Effective immediately - November 2011

6. He will direct his own original screenplay, "Wolverine Comes Out Of The Closet." Effective immediately - November 2011

7. He will direct his own original screenplay, "Christmas vs. Hanukkah." Effective immediately - November 2011

8. He will direct the remake of "Bedtime For Bonzo." Effective immediately - November 2011

9. He will direct the remake of the 1990 "Dick Tracy" flick, originally starring and directed by Warren Beatty. Effective immediately - November 2011

10. He will direct the remake of "Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man." Originally starring Don Johnson. Effective immediately - November 2011