Friday, October 27, 2017

If Ronald D. Moore Were Allowed To Do "Beverly Hills - 90210" In The Same Bland Universe As "GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only), You Would Have "Krypton"



This blog is bracing for its cancellation after its low rated, 13 episode first season.

Which is the usual trajectory of all..."SyFy Channel"...shows.

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Remember When The "GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only) Cast Members Were Snickered At (Ridiculed) By David Letterman's Studio Audience?


Even back then..."Comcast-Universal"...and Ronald D. Moore couldn't take the hint that they had a FLOP show on their hands!!

This was back in 2008, no doubt a year that will live in infamy within Ronald D. Moore's suppressed and embarrassed memories of this event.

Think..."Star Wars Holiday Special"....

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The "GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only) Reruns Vanished From The "SyFy Channel" As Quickly As They Appeared

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Even..."Comcast - Universal"...the makers of..."GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only) can't make any money off of reruns of Edward James Olmos FROWNING!!

The old saying definitely applies here or something similar...

"Only a mother could love her child who FROWNS like this!!"

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"Clifford-The Big Red Dog" Hasn't Moved Up Any Notches In Universal Studios Production Schedule?

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http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

Moving right along...we see that..."Battlestar Galactica"...hasn't even been penciled in on Universal Studios production schedule...two years after Universal Studios latest and fake..."Battlestar Galactica Fake Movie Press Release"...

Michael De Luca Scott Stuber Battlestar Galactica

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

What are Michael DeLuca and Scott Stuber doing now?

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On the beach somewhere? As they have been for the past two years.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Two Minutes of "Stranger Things" The "SyFy Channel" Could Never Afford to Produce Itself

Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin and Noah Schnapp speak with THR ahead of the new Netflix season.

http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/watch-stranger-things-season-1-in-2-minutes

 Irony continues to know no bounds in the f***ed up business universe inhabited by..."Comcast Universal / SyFy Channel"...

Ooops!! I keep forgetting about the new nickname for the..."SyFy Channel"...this blog has coined...


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FLOP HOUSE!!

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This Blog Maintains The Argument That Because The "Battlestar Galactica Property" is Still Owned By The Very Same Corporation Still Sabotaging It With Juvenile Stunts Like This...

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 ...Making the Blu-Ray box art for the..."Battlestar Galactica Definitive Collection"... as deliberately unattractive as possible in order to deliberately keep Blu-Ray sales down on purpose...

...Thus driving away consumers en masse in revulsion...

...This dysfunctional and flawed corporation..."Comcast-Universal"...would also be unable to (due to a sweeping lack of corporate intelligence) actually produce a..."Battlestar Galactica Theatrical Film"...

Michael De Luca Scott Stuber Battlestar Galactica 


This..."Battlestar"...movie..."Comcast-Universal"...keeps babbling about every two years in its biennial and..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...comes from the same..."Frontal Lobotomy Induced Juvenile Nonsense"....."Comcast-Universal"...used to produce the shitty box art in the Blu-Ray set above. 

With roadkill rubbing actually manufactured into the very box art.


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Monday, October 23, 2017

There Was One Place Where You Could Briefly Find Reruns of Edward James Olmos Frowning in Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only) Series

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On the..."SyFy Channel"...itself. 

Yes, the..."SyFy Channel"...will always unconditionally love all of the CRAP it creates. Even when everyone else in the television industry won't touch reruns of..."GINO"...with a 10 foot cattle prod because of historically proven low ratings in both its original broadcasts and reruns.


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If you missed the..."GINO"...reruns recently on the..."SyFy Channel"...(like everyone else did)...you can stick pick up the reruns in drastically slashed in price boxed sets right here at..."Wal-Mart"....The discount DVD bin...
 
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This Blog Fulfilling Its Moral Obligation of Reminding Universal Studios That it Still Doesn't Have a Working Franchise With The "Battlestar Galactica" Property

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 Because Universal Studios still hasn't done anything constructive with the..."Battlestar Galactica"....property for the past 40 frickin' years.

And no, Ronald D. Moore's..."Brain Dead Clone"...infamously known as..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...wasn't a constructive step in doing anything positive with the property either.

It was nothing more than a..."Braid Dead Star Trek Sequel Series Clone"...as boring as SHIT as anything else on television today. Doing nothing to reawaken the still sleeping..."Battlestar Galactica"...property.

Seth MacFarlane has proven to be infinitely more talented than Ronald D. Moore in crafting his own outer space derring do with..."The Orville"....

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Take that, Ronald D. Moore

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After Glorifying Alcoholism in "Geeks Who Drink" and The Pointless Slaughter of The Human Body in "Blood Drive", What Will The "SyFy Channel" Be Doing For Yet Another "Mass Market Failure Encore?"

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No one in the entire cable industry business can FAIL in everything they do the way the..."SyFy Channel"...has always done.

Mass market audiences across the board have always HATED everything the..."SyFy Channel"...has done in its programming. 

From..."Geeks Who Drink"...to..."Blood Drive"...

All we can do is wait and see what the..."SyFy Channel"...will FAIL at next.

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Thursday, October 19, 2017

This Blog Always Has The Most Fun Trying To Guess What Universal Studios Next Box Office Flop Will Be

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http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

They're always easy to pick out. Usually Everything Universal Studios releases is a box office flop except when it is made for them (as a favor) by Steven Spielberg.

Remember the most recent..."Jurassic Park"...movie?

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Bryan Singer Inches Closer to Not Making His "Freddie Mercury" Movie

Freddie Mercury in Queen (Fox Photos/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) 


After Bryan Singer is done not making this movie, maybe he could scoot right back over to..."Universal Studios / SyFy Channel"...and not make something for them!!

Remember Singer's..."20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"...movie he never made? That one was a real classic!!

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"SyFy Channel" Continues to Leave Behind a "Pile of Trailblazing Garbage" Remembered By No One After The Series Cancellation

Blood Drive Cancelled 


So goes..."Blood Drive"...so went....

1. Geeks Who Drink
2. Into the Crapper - With Wil Wheaton
3. Yet Another..."Sharknado"...movie
4. Helix
5. Scare Tactics
6. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night
7. Crossing Over With John Edward
8. Ice Spiders
9. Sharktopus
10. Dream Team

The..."SyFy Channel"...should never list its endless line of failures on its corporate resume.

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This Blog Performing Its Annual Public Service of Informing Everyone That Every Hacked Up Horror Movie (For Commercial Breaks) Shown On The "SyFy Channel" Every Halloween Can Be Found Here Instead...

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http://www.syfy.com/tags/31-days-halloween

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 ...In the..."Wal-Mart Discount DVD Bin"...

All horror movies unedited and for bargain basement prices.

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Thursday, October 12, 2017

As We Approach The Two Year Anniversary of Universal Studios Latest And "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Release" (February 2018)...

Michael De Luca Scott Stuber Battlestar Galactica

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

...This blog is wondering what sort of...."Pile of Bull**it"...Universal Studios will spoon feed the public next in its next..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Release"...due in the Spring of 2018.

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"Flophouse" Hasn't Touched "R.I.P.D." Yet For The Weekly Television Series Treatment?

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It was one of Universal Studios biggest Box Office flops in the Science Fiction / Horror categories. 

Don't be shy..."SyFy" - (Flophouse)...step right up and make..."R.I.P.D."...into a weekly television series!!


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The Ink Probably Hasn't Dried Yet On All of The Contracts Signed At The "SyFy Channel" to Make The Box Office Flop "Blade Runner 2049" Into a Television Series

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http://money.cnn.com/2017/10/08/media/blade-runner-2049-box-office/index.html

This was no doubt a no-brainer for the..."SyFy Channel"...(Flophouse)...to rush into weekly television series production.

It had that irresistible draw for the..."SyFy Channel"...executives...

It FLOPPED at the Box Office.


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This Blog Has a New Name For The "SyFy Channel." I Christen Thee..."Flophouse"...

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"Comcast-Universal's"..."Flophouse"....

Where everything flops in a really big way...

1. Blood Drive
2. Sharknado 
3. Geeks Who Drink
4. Into The Crapper - With Wil Wheaton
5. Wynonna Earp
6. Helix
7. Z Nation
8. Sharktopus
9. Crossing Over - With John Edward
10. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night

This list of course, is just a fraction of the flops on...Comcast-Universal's..."Flophouse"....


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Monday, October 9, 2017

Good News!! "Blade Runner 2049" Flopped at The Box Office. So The "SyFy Channel" Will Probably Make It Into a Television Series!!

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/10/08/10-reasons-blade-runner-2049-was-doomed-at-the-u-s-box-office/#70f0bef24fbe

Yes..."SyFy Channel"...executives have always been instinctively attracted to Science Fiction box office flops to make television series out of. Like moths to a bright light!!


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Expect to see..."Blade Runner 2049"...resurrected by the..."SyFy Channel"...for a new television series in about a year and a half.


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Friday, October 6, 2017

"SyFy" Isn't 25. The Meandering, Nightmarish Experience of The Wrong Corporation Owning What Was Supposed to Be a Science Fiction Channel All Along

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http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/syfy25/fan-stories-section

There are many things the deceiving..."Comcast / NBC / Vivendi - Universal"...corporation doesn't want people to remember about the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...of the 1990's...

That back then..."Sci-Fi Channel"...used to be a great channel owned and operated by Mitchell Rubenstein and Laurie Silvers. This was the only genuinely good era of this channel lasting from 1992 to 1999.

What we remember to be the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...is only 7 years old.

Every troubled and ambiguous non-identity the channel suffered from after that to the present day doesn't deserve to be quantified.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syfy

The trouble started for the channel in 1999 when the Universal Studios corporation came in with Bonnie Hammer and her brew and turned the channel into an..."ambiguous trash fest"....with garbage programming that can only be described as..."smorgasbord pig slop"...having absolutely nothing to do with Science Fiction...

1. Dream Team
2. Scare Tactics
3. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night
4. Crossing Over With John Edward
5. Saturday Night Crap Fest at The Movies (Ice Spiders, Frankenfish, Octo-Shark)

The numbing of the senses of everything decent having to do with the legitimate Science Fiction genre continued long after that with this rotten channel continuing its binge of trashy programming with such..."pig slop"....as...

1. Blood Drive
2. Sharknado
3. Helix
4. 12 Monkeys
5. Z Nation
6. Wynonna Earp
7. Van Helsing
8. The Purge
9. Geeks Who Drink
10. Into The Crapper - with Wil Wheaton

This channel has already wrecked its chances of continuing the..."Superman"...mythos by turning..."Krypton"...into nothing more than..."teenagers in spandex"...ala'..."Beverly Hills 90210"...

The ghost of Bonnie Hammer will continue to haunt this channel, even after she moves on to another series of cable networks to trash.

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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Because When It's a Box Office Flop, It Will End Up As a Television Series On The "SyFy Channel"

The Purge TV show on USA Network and Syfy: (canceled or renewed?) 





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Like moths to a bright light..."SyFy Channel"...executives continue to be mysteriously drawn to box office flops and other manifestations of economic failure in our marketplace to make television series out of.

1. "Blood Drive" - "Grindhouse Cinema" of the early 1970's
2. "Helix" - John Carpenter's..."Thing"...movie
3. "12 Monkeys" - Theatrical flop of the same name
4. "The Purge" - Theatrical flop of the same name 

You mean, all of the..."SyFy Channel"...executives (including Bonnie Hammer) haven't gotten their asses chewed out yet by all of the big bosses at..."NBC / Comcast / Vivendi - Universal"...?

Oh, I keep forgetting. All of the big bosses of this corporation are idiots as well!!


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"Is The 'Nobel Prize' Really What Its Cracked Up To Be?" This Question Coming From The Same Cable Network That Regularly Litters The Airwaves With Such Drek As "Sharknado" And "Geeks Who Drink?"

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Nobel Prize
 http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/is-the-nobel-prize-really-all-its-cracked-up-to-be




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The..."SyFy Channel"...continuing to embrace (with "Vim & Vigor") the clashing irony between the..."SyFy Channel"...website versus the..."SyFy Channel"...cable network itself.

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This blog has just made a note to not take seriously any comments from the..."SyFy Channel"...involving the..."Nobel Prize"....


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Monday, October 2, 2017

Remember This Nasty Thing? The "Blood Drive" Coloring Book. No Kids Allowed to Look At It!!

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Do lunatics also have feelings of nostalgia and remorse when something like this doesn't exist in their lives anymore?

Of course, this series wasn't on the air long enough for such feelings to develop, even among the miniscule viewership of lunatics who watched the stupid show.

Maybe this miniscule viewership of lunatics will stick around for the..."SyFy Channel's"...upcoming..."Purge"...series. They will make that series a flop in the ratings as well!!


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