https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html
Yes, his ZERO PROGRESS With "Battlestar" is continuing uninterrupted with actual work and progression since September 2019.
"So Say We All!!"
Keeping track of Universal Studios rotten mismanagement of the "Battlestar Galactica" property for the past 46 consecutive years.
Wednesday, January 31, 2024
The "Sam Esmail Zero Progress Monthly Report" For February 2024
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
Here is a "Concept in Business" Completely Foreign to "Comcast / NBC-Universal"
Actually utilizing what you own in a series of robust sequels and in the process of doing so, building a healthy franchise in the process. And actually respecting the franchise. Respecting what came before and utilizing it.
As opposed to "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" dead as a door nail "Battlestar Corpse" strung along for decades in an endless series of "Fake Movie / TV Show Press Releases."
"So Say We All!!"
Saturday, January 27, 2024
Even Within The Parameters of Its "Fake Battlestar Press Releases", The "Sock Puppets" Chosen by "Comcast / NBC-Universal" to Allegedly Helm "Battlestar" Were Always Underwhelming "Z-Grade Zero Talents" Never Inspiring Confidence
1. Sam Esmail
2. Simon Kinberg
3. Dylan Clark
4. Frances Lawrence
5 Michael DeLuca
6. Scott Stuber
7. Bryan Singer
8. Tom DeSanto
9. Michael Lesslie
10. Derek Simonds
Thank God none of them ever made anything "Battlestar" related. It would have been an epic disaster across the board. Even worse than Ronald D. Moore's "Train Wreck" if that's even possible.
"So Say We All!!"
Friday, January 26, 2024
Gearing Up to Begin The "Sam Esmail ZERO PROGRESS With Battlestar" Monthly Reports Beginning February 1st
It will be a real "Nail-Biter" given Sam Esmail's previous "Extremely Troubled History" with "Battlestar."
"So Say We All!!"
Thursday, January 25, 2024
The Question Begs to Be Asked: "Why Would 'Peacock-Streaming' Invest In an Extremely Expensive 'Battlestar' Series With ONLY 30 Million Subscribers?"
It would need 150-200 million subscribers to justify the expense.
"So Say We All!!"
Tuesday, January 23, 2024
Steven Spielberg and "Dinosaurs" Are Coming to "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" Financial Rescue Once Again!!
Since "Comcast / NBC-Universal" ALWAYS FAILS at making money with everything else it owns, fantasy related....
Think "Cocaine Bear!!"....for example...
"So Say We All!!"
This Blog Will Continue "Biting Its Knuckles" In Breathless Anticipation of "Comcast / NBC - Universal" (and Sam Esmail) Continuing to NOT MAKE a "Battlestar: Anything" During The Next Long Year ( February 2024 - December 2024)
Because "Comcast / NBC-Universal" can ALWAYS successfully navigate an entire "Half Decade" ( 2019-2024) like it's NOTHING, when it comes to NOT MAKING anything "Battlestar" related.
"So Say We All!!"
Saturday, January 20, 2024
It Would Require a "Marvel Studios" Sized Imagination and a Hefty Dose of its Inspired Thinking to Properly Do Justice to What Was Successfully Presented and Successfully Implied in The "1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series
"Comcast / NBC-Universal" quite simply LACKS BOTH as does those it allegedly employs....
1. Sam Esmail
2. Simon Kinberg
"So Say We All!!"
Even if Sam Esmail Were (Ever) Actually Working On a "Battlestar" TV Series, Why Are The Two Starting Points For Him Always....
1. Contemporary society must be reflected with "Artificial Intelligence."
And...
2. Ronald D. Moore's "Star Trekky Schlock Universe" must be continued. Even though (in reality) it NEVER had anything to do with what "Battlestar" really is. The "1978 Series."
How about simply continuing to explore the supremely interesting universe of the "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series" already set-up and still never fully explored because the "1978 Series" was canceled after only 17 episodes?
This could include and explore the real origins of the "Cylons" as "Lizard Entities."
"So Say We All!!"
In The Spirit of The Previous Post, This Blog Will Now Have a New Feature
On the first of every month, look forward to....
"The Sam Esmail ZERO PROGRESS Report"
Look forward to the monthly updates on Sam Esmail continuing to NOT LIFT a FINGER in not making anything "Battlestar" related.
This exciting series of new posts will go from February 1st, 2024 thru December 1st, 2024.
Of course, interspersed with this new feature will be the regular posts asking the eternal question....
"What was Sam Esmail doing from 2019-2023 when he wasn't making Battlestar?"
Four years before the "Writer's Strike" began.
"So Say We All!!"
Friday, January 19, 2024
A Prediction For "February - December 2024"
ZERO PROGRESS from Sam Esmail in making anything "Battlestar" related.
"So Say We All!!"
Tuesday, January 16, 2024
Simply Doing The Math, EVERYONE Knows That Sam Esmail Should Have Been In His Third or Fourth Season of ""Battlestar", BEFORE The "Writer's Strike" Even Began!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Writers_Guild_of_America_strike
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html
So, what was Sam Esmail doing from 2019 - 2023, 3.5 years BEFORE the "Writer's Strike" began?
Why wasn't he working on "Battlestar" from 2019 - 2023?
There was never a "Writer's Strike" in Sam Esmail's way during those preceding years preventing him from working.
"So Say We All!!"
Not That It Was Ever Worth The Wait In The First Place, But Observing Dysfunctional "Peacock-Streaming" Spending Another 5 Years Not Making a "Battlestar: Anything"....
....Or screwing it up even worse than Ronald D. Moore did....
Just isn't worth the wait.
(2019-2024) - My oh my!! Isn't "Peacock - Streaming" just making a shitload of expeditious progress with "Battlestar!!"
"So Say We All!!"
Monday, January 15, 2024
"Comcast / NBC-Universal" Also Has "Zero Flair" For Managing Its Other "Sci-Fi Properties" as Well
These "Lame Ass Attempts" at something (??) went unnoticed by "Mass Market Audiences" as well.
"So Say We All"
Sunday, January 14, 2024
The Corporate Name "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Has Become Permanently and Negatively "Synonymous" With Everything Associated With "Bad Management" of The "Battlestar Galactica" Property
1. All press releases coming from "Comcast / NBC-Universal" claiming that there will be an alleged "Battlestar Galactica" movie and/or tv show always have been and always will be FAKE.
2. Within those "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases", the "Re-imagining Ideas" will always be CRAPPY.
3. NEVER within those "Fake Press Releases" would the notion ever be mentioned of continuing the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series.
4. The producers / writers mentioned in these 'Fake Press Releases" ALWAYS fail to inspire confidence in anyone because they always all have SHITTY and UNDERWHELMING track records in "Hollywood" and their alleged ideas for "Battlestar" ALWAYS "Suck Ass!!"
5. The underwhelming corporate name "Peacock - Streaming" always forces everyone to roll their eyes in disgust when it is mentioned in the same breath as "Battlestar Galactica."
6. Everyone do the math: "Comcast / NBC-Universal" has been "Intellectually Incapable" of making a "Battlestar" movie in a quarter century (2001-2024) and a tv show for "Peacock-Streaming" in 5 years (2019-2024).
7. But the "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" keep being "Crapped Out of Their Corporate Keysters" with reckless abandon.
"So Say We All!!"
Thursday, January 11, 2024
It Appears This New and Alleged "Battlestar Showrunner" Wants to Misuse The "Battlestar Title" and "Property", Turning Both Into "Incoherent Abstract Art"
Didn't we go through similar nonsense like this already with Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series?
Comcast / NBC-Universal - "Let's instruct Derek Simonds to splash lots of paint on a canvas, and then call it 'Battlestar Galactica.' It will keep the real identity of 'Battlestar Galactica ' (the 1978 series) as vague and as incoherent as possible."
Comcast / NBC-Universal: "Wherever the splattered paint lands and dries, we'll call that 'Battlestar Galactica.'"
Comcast / NBC-Universal: "The 'Artsy Fartsy People' who frequent 'Incoherent Art Museums For Snobs' will love it."
"So Say We All!!"
Wednesday, January 10, 2024
Another "Non-Work Day" at "Comcast NBC-Universal"
Where anything and everything "Battlestar" related continues to NOT GET MADE.
"So Say We All!!"
The "Lightweight, Never Heard of Before No-Talents" Keep Showing Up In The "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases"
So, when these "Fake Battlestar Productions" always end up never getting made, no one cares because the "No Talents" allegedly involved never mattered to anyone in the first place....
1. Derek Simonds
2. Sam Esmail
3. Simon Kinberg
4. Frances Lawrence
5. Dylan Clark
6. Michael DeLuca
7. Scott Stuber
8. Bryan Singer
9. Tom DeSanto
10. Michael Lesslie
This entire group (individually and collectively) would never have enough "Clout" in "Hollywood" to get even a "High School Stage Play" green-lit.
This entire group is "Bargain Basement, Clip Your Coupons, Paid For With $1.98 (For The Whole Group) No-Talents!!"
"So Say We All!!
Tuesday, January 9, 2024
This Bog Will Now "Chronicle" The "Next Phase" of Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Production" NOT Getting Made During 2024
1. January - April 2024
Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Production" will continue NOT getting made.
2. May 2024
New "Alleged Showrunner" Derek Simonds will leave this "Alleged Battlestar Production" (after NEVER having worked on it during the previous four months) in favor of a new project that came along for him.
3. June - December 2024
No further news will be heard about Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Production." However, bits and pieces of news will leak out about Sam Esmail working on various new projects here and there. In place of "Battlestar."
"So Say We All!!"
Sunday, January 7, 2024
Continuing Its "Atrocious Habit" of Always Trying to Prevent "Battlestar Galactica" From Being What It Really Is (The 1978 Series)....
...."Comcast / NBC-Universal" has just declared that the "Battlestar Galactica" title and property will now take place ONLY within the "Wizard of Oz" universe.
How "Dorothy" and the other characters will fight off "Cylons" at this point is anyone's guess.
The "Wicked Witch" will probably be commanding the "Cylons."
Sam Esmail is currently unavailable for comment.
The above song is also the "Anthem" of the entire "Comcast / NBC-Universal" corporation along with Sam Esmail and Simon Kinberg
"So Say We All!!"
A New "Alleged Showrunner" Replacing Michael Lesslie (Who Never Did a Damn Thing) During The One Year He Stuck Around as "Showrunner in Name Only" For Sam Esmail's Alleged "Battlestar" Series Can Only Mean One Thing
Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Series" will continue NOT BEING MADE as it hasn't been being made for the past 5 years (2019-2024).
"So Say We All!!"
Saturday, January 6, 2024
Even If Sam Esmail's Alleged Series (Still "Alleged" After Five Years, 2019-2024) Did Get Made, It Would Bore Everyone to Death With The New Untalented, and Underwhelming "Showrunner"
And this is how "Comcast / NBC-Universal" keeps preventing the "Battlestar" copyright ownership from falling out of its corporate hands and lapsing into the "Public Domain."
It keeps issuing these nonsensical and "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases" with an endless series of "Underwhelming and Untalented Producers / Showrunners / Writers" allegedly attached to these alleged projects who all could NEVER create anything that would amount to a significant "Hill of Beans" anyway.
"So Say We All!!"
Even if this thing did get made as described above, it wouldn't be "Battlestar Galactica", except in Name Only (like Ronald D. Moore's nonsense) and it would be a quickly ignored, quickly forgotten "Low Budget Schlock Fest" on "Peacock-Streaming" - (The King's of Crap) and instantly replaced by more low budget garbage on "Peacock-Streaming."
"So Say We All!!"
It Will Be Interesting Continuing to Observe How Frequently and Quickly Sam Esmail Continues to Change His Alleged "Production Plans" Based Solely Upon What is Said In This Blog
First it was....
1. Sam Esmail wanted to parallel what Ronald D. Moore did.
Then it was ....
2. He had no actual production plans at all.
Now it's....
3. Both the "1978 Battlestar Series" and Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series will be abandoned in favor of doing a third, alternative take on the "Battlestar" property.
"So Say We All!!"
That's not a compliment. It never is. It's RIDICULE.
"So Say We All!!"
Friday, January 5, 2024
This Blog Will Make a Thoroughly Anticipated Prediction
Derek Simonds will make ZERO PROGRESS as the alleged "Showrunner" for Sam Esmail's alleged "Battlestar" reboot, and Derek Simonds will abandon this alleged project within six months (July 2024.)
And why wasn't Sam Esmail working on his alleged "Battlestar" project the previous four years before the "Writer's Strike" began?
2019-2023
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mr-robot-creator-sam-esmail-154439613.html
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Writers_Guild_of_America_strike
The "Writer's Strike" is NO EXCUSE for Sam Esmail to fall back on. Such an excuse is non-existent in reality.
"So Say We All!!"
The way all "Battlestar" fans have been reacting to "Comcast / NBC-Universal's "Fake Battlestar News" since 2001.
Sound asleep from boredom.
"So Say We All!!"
Thursday, January 4, 2024
The "Official Playbook" Used by "Comcast / NBC-Universal" When it Announces "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Show Press Releases"
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The Strategy....
1. The "Fake Press Release" is initially announced allegedly involving one or two producers who have track records in Hollywood that are underwhelming to say the least.
2. Ronald D. Moore's dreaded "GINO" - (Galctica in Name Only) series is mentioned as an alleged "Production Blueprint" for the alleged new movie / tv show.
3. If the alleged production is an alleged tv show, "Showrunners" are announced within the first three months of the initial, first fake press release, and then the "Showrunners" abandon the production within 6 months after they were initially announced as the "Showrunners."
4. 18 months pass from the time of the initial, first fake press release, and during those 18 months no further news is heard about the alleged production except....
A. During those long 18 months, only a first or second draft script is claimed to have been produced.
5. It's now the 19 month mark, and the alleged producer(s) of the alleged production now make a video claiming that some sort of delay has occurred with the alleged production, involving....
A. Pandemics
B. Erupting Volcanos
C. Killer Bees
D. Stampeding Elephants
E. "Producer / Writer's Strikes" in "Hollywood."
6. After that, no further news is heard about this alleged production ever again.
7. "Comcast / NBC-Universal" then releases a new batch of "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Show Press Releases" with new producers who have underwhelming track records (to say the least) in "Hollywood."
"So Say We All!!"
Wednesday, January 3, 2024
More Contradictions Combined With No Clue as to What "Battlestar" Is
Here, Sam Esmail claims that he doesn't have the format for his alleged series figured out yet.
Here, the reverse is claimed. That Esmail does have the format locked in and he is on the brink of hiring a production crew because the format is indeed locked in.
Another thing. Sam Esmail has NO CLUE as to what "Battlestar" is. It isn't generic Science Fiction offering commentary on what "9/11" was, as what Gene Roddenberry or Rick Berman would have done in the "Star Trek" universe. And what Ronald D. Moore did badly in his "Rick Berman Era Star Trek Sequel Series" called 'GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series.
"Battlestar" is an entirely different universe with links to ancient "Egypt", and a secondary plot involving "12 Worlds." And a third plot involving the origins of the "Cylon / Human Conflict" set off by the humans trying to protect an "Amphibious Race" (The Hessarris) from attempted "Cylon" subjugation that pissed the "Cylons" off.
At no time, has Sam Esmail ever come close to accurately describing this "Battlestar" universe. He's just offering endless, warmed over "Star Trek" cliches done badly by Ronald D. Moore.
"So Say We All!!"
After 5 Years (2019-2024) of Allegedly Being in Production, All That "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Can Offer is a 9 Minute Video of Endless "Jibber-Jabber" With ZERO Concrete Production Details
And Ronald D. Moore's "Mass Market Flop" of a series swiping the "Battlestar" brand name would allegedly be the "Production Model" for Sam Esmail's alleged series?
This blog weeps for the non-existent future of the "Battlestar" brand name whether something is ever made or not.
"So Say We All!!"
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
From The Constructive Advice Dept: From This Point Moving Forward, Anything Having to Do With "Battlestar Galactica", The "SyFy Channel" and "Peacock Streaming", Parent Corporation "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Should Just Stay The Hell, Far Away From...
....For everyone's sake. For the sake of every year and every decade moving forward as well.
"So Say We All!!"
What Should Have Happened to The "Battlestar Galactica" Copyright Decades Ago
Business realities aside, this blog has always believed that "Comcast / NBC-Universal" NEVER had any moral / ethical right owning the "Battlestar Galactica" copyright / property for as long as it has. Simply from the standpoint of how frequently it has tossed the copyright / property into the trash heap via chronic inactivity spanning decades, and obvious / deliberate mismanagement in other areas as well. Primarily in crappy merchandising and fake press releases announcing fake movies and fake TV shows.
"So Say We All!!"
Monday, January 1, 2024
And So Begins Another Year (Added on to Decades) of ("Comcast / NBC--Universal, Sam Esmail, Simon Kinberg) Doing Nothing With "Battlestar"
Just endless talking (yak-yakking) about "Battlestar."
And Sam Esmail hasn't figure out long before now (and he still doesn't know after 5 years - 2019-2024) what direction to take "Battlestar" in?
But wait!! Didn't he just read an outline (for his alleged series that he didn't write, yet he is supposed to be in charge of this series) that he liked?
Continued endless, conflicting, pandemonium, chaos (after decades) with "Battlestar", always coming from the ultimate source of the procrastinations, delays, and problems, parent corporation "Comcast / NBC-Universal."
And this in itself doesn't even include the other idiots (under "Comcast / NBC-Universal's" eternal, dysfunctional guidance) who also FAILED to Bring Back "Battlestar"....
1. Simon Kinberg
2. Frances Lawrence
3. Michael DeLuca
4. Scott Stuber
5. Bryan Singer
6. Tom DeSanto
7. Dylan Clark
8. Jack Paglen
9. John Orloff
10. Lisa Joy
"So Say We All!!"
And Sam Esmail sure has AGED in the "Half Decade" that he hasn't been making "Battlestar", hasn't he?
Sam Esmail - 2019
Sam Esmail - 2024
"So Say We All!!"
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