Any "Star Trek" Movie With Simon Kinberg's Name Attached to It is Doomed From Day One

 

Why don't they make the reputation of this "Star Trek" movie REALLY, REALLY BAD and attach Dylan Clark's name to it as well?

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Because Simon Kinberg Did Such a "Bang-Up Job" NOT Bringing "Battlestar" to The Big Screen During The Past 4 Years...

 

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-simon-kinberg-writer-producer-1234813660/#!

....His name attached to any "Star Trek" project should bring BAD LUCK to everyone involved with any "Star Trek" project as well....

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/x-men-s-simon-kinberg-is-working-on-the-next-star-trek-movie-but-as-a-fan-i-have-some-major-concerns/ar-BB1ndyPW?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Simon Kinberg is like the "Second Wave" of a "Covid-19" virus, Sam Esmail being the first.

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The Latest Metaphor Examines Sam Esmail and "Peacock-Streaming"

 

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Help Wanted in Hollywood: Business Executives Thoroughly Experienced in TRASHING a Corporation For "Inside Political Reasons"

 

The "Ideal Candidates" will be former "Business Executives" of "Comcast / NBC-Universal"....

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FAILURE

 

Mismanagement of the "Battlestar Galactica" property (1978 - 2024)....Yes, on purpose....

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Are We Not Supposed to Be Aware of The "Blunt Reality" That Sam Esmail's ALLEGED "Battlestar" Project Was The ONLY Supposed Project In All of "Hollywood" Shut Down by The "WGA Strike?"

 

https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/sam-esmail-provides-update-on-peacock-battlestar-galactica-revival

Just as all other ALLEGED "Battlestar" projects spanning the decades were the ONLY projects in all of "Hollywood" shut down by "9/11" and "Covid-19."

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And Now For This Exciting Update On Sam Esmail's (Still Alleged After 5 Years) "Battlestar" Project

 

Sam Esmail poses with a sheet of paper (blank of course) he just picked up off of his desk as he is about to pin it on his "Bulletin Cork Board" (nothing on it, of course.)

Sam Esmail: (gasping for air) "I'm exhausted!! Time to call it a day!!"

https://deadline.com/2019/09/battlestar-galactica-reboot-drama-series-sam-esmail-nbc-streaming-service-peacock-1202736127/

Stay tuned on this very blog for more exciting updates on Sam Esmail's (still alleged After 5 years) "Battlestar" project.

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Of Course, "R.I.P.D. 2" is The Crown Jewel of "Universal 1440 Entertainment." If You Want to Be Optimistic via an Extreme Stretch of The Imagination

 

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Browsing The "Turd Library" of This Recently Discovered Subsidiary of "Comcast / NBC-Universal", This Blog is Astonished at How Much Crap "SyFy Channel" Never Made Into a Crappy Sequel Series

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Universal_1440_Entertainment_films

It had everything not going for it. An immediate DVD flop after a brief airing, a stupid premise, and the ultimate time waster of a viewing experience. 

You mean, the "SyFy Channel" didn't snatch this up for a 10 episode series? 

Another direct to DVD flop. The "SyFy Channel" missed out on a real winner with this one.

As we all know, the "SyFy Channel" will snatch up anything (mainly the flops) if it's not nailed down, (particularly if it's not Science Fiction.)

So, it's a mystery to this blog why the 'SyFy Channel" never snatched this up for a 10 episode series.

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Whew!! This Blog Is Going to Be Putting In Some Serious "Overtime" Ridiculing This Recently Discovered Subsidiary of "Comcast / NBC-Universal"

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Pictures_Home_Entertainment#Universal_1440_Entertainment

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Universal_1440_Entertainment_films

Let the long haul begin!!

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Did Reviews Like This Discourage "Comcast / NBC-Universal" From Doing Anything Further With The Already FAILED "R.I.P.D." Brand Name?

 

https://www.voicesfromthebalcony.com/2022/11/04/r-i-p-d-2-rise-of-the-damned-2022-review/

Interesting. The review mentions another laughable subsidiary of "Comcast / NBC-Universal"....

1440 Entertainment

This blog will immediately begin doing research on this subsidiary in order to start ridiculing it.

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What We Will NEVER Get From "Peacock-Streaming:" An Official "Teaser Trailer" For Any Originally Produced Series, Regardless of Subject Matter No Matter How "Low Budget"

 

"Peacock-Streaming" couldn't even afford to make a "Teaser Trailer" about a "High School Stage Play"....

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After Setting Up Two of The Most Dysfunctional Subsidiaries on Earth, "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Proceeded to Install The Most Incompetent Business People on Earth to Run Them

 

In the hands of any other corporation, these two businesses would have been thriving by now.

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Like All Previous ALLEGED "Battlestar" Showrunners (Remember Dan Angel, Billy Brown, and Michael Lesslie?), Not a "Peep" is Being Heard From Derek Simonds Since He Was ALLEGEDLY Signed to Sam Esmail's "5 Year Old STILL ALLEGED Battlestar Project"

 

https://cordcuttersnews.com/a-new-battlestar-galactica-may-finally-come-to-peacock-after-years-of-waiting/

You can still hear the quiet "skimming of stones" with Sam Esmail's STILL ALLEGED "5 year Old Battlestar Project."

Even when new "Showrunners" are ALLEGEDLY ASSIGNED to the ALLEGED project.

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"Peacock-Streaming" Doesn't Fit In With The "In-Crowd?" The Real "Streaming Services", That Is?

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/fifa_world_cup/disney-fox-warner-bros-discovery-sports-streaming-venture-named-venu-sports/ar-BB1mvC7f?OCID=ansmsnnews11

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This Is The First Time We Have "Documented Proof" of an "Alleged Participant" In an "Alleged Battlestar Project" Actually "Physically Aging" After a Long Period of Time, While Not Making The "Alleged Battlestar Project" He Was "Allegedly" Assigned to

 

Sam Esmail as he appeared in September 2019.

Sam Esmail as he appears in May 2024

https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/battlestar-galactica-reboot-saved-by-the-bell-revival-peacock-nbcuniversal-streaming-service-1203337621/

5 years later and still NOTHING.

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If Sam Esmail and "Peacock-Streaming" Were to Join Forces, The Two of Them Couldn't Move a "Grain of Sand" Across The Room

 

https://deadline.com/2019/09/battlestar-galactica-reboot-drama-series-sam-esmail-nbc-streaming-service-peacock-1202736127/

5 years later and still NOTHING.

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A "Streaming Service" No One Subscribes to Being Shown On an "Airline" No One Has Ever Heard of Before Is "Frickin' Brilliant (Sarcasm)"

 

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Being In Permanent "Muddy Ruts" Due to "Permanent Bad Management" Will Always Plague These "Dysfunctional Subsidiaries" of "Comcast / NBC-Universal"

 

To the extent that both of them (technically) really aren't subsidiaries of "Comcast / NBC-Universal" anymore.

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What Will "Peacock-Streaming" Be Known For if "Futurists" Were to Look Back On It Decades From Now?

 

"Multiple Identities" like "Disney Streaming?"

Nope!!

Clever programming like "Netflix?"

Nope!!

A proud, ongoing "Science Fiction Franchise" like "Paramount Plus?"

Nope!!

What then?

A "Garbage Dump" for all of "NBC's" old shows.

In other words, "Peacock-Streaming" will NEVER be known for anything distinctive....Past, Present, and Future.

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Even When The Other "Streaming Services" Don't Even Try, They Are All (Still), Infinitely More Interesting Than "Peacock-Streaming"

 

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