"Gastric Bypass Surgery" Would Be Less Painful to Observe Than Viewing In Depth Studies of The "SyFy Channel's" Low Ratings

Ouch!!

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/syfy-tv-show-ratings-updated-33879/

And..."Ouch!!"...again!!

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The Irony Hasn't Gone Unnoticed By This Blog That The Still Troubled and Low Rated "SyFy Channel" Has Beefed Up Its Reporting On Science Fiction Productions It Would Never Embrace Itself As a Corporation

 

http://www.syfy.com 

Imagine if..."Star Trek"...were owned by..."Comcast / NBC - Universal"....

Not a single..."Star Trek"...movie would get made in a 20 year time span. Instead, this disturbed corporation would flood the..."Internet News Outlets"...with..."Fake Star Trek Movie Press Releases"...every two years as it has been doing now with..."Battlestar Galactica"...for the past 16 years.

"Spiderman"..."G.I. Joe"...and..."Wonder Woman"...would also never see the light of day as movies if..."Comcast / NBC - Universal"...owned them as well. They would all collectively only make it to the..."Internet News Outlets"...as..."Fake Movie Press Releases."

This blog also isn't oblivious to the fact that as a corporation..."Comcast / NBC - Universal"...has always preferred taking an.."Arm Chair Back Seat"... to the production of quality Science Fiction and fantasy in cinema and on television, always preferring if someone else always did it instead of them, and merely reporting on it as a lazy bystander.

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How Does The "SyFy Channel" Create a "Flop Television Series" Again and Again? A Step by Step Guide

 

http://www.syfy.com 

The extremely poor manner in which the..."SyFy Channel"...has managed itself for the past 17 years has inspired this blog to coin a new term for the..."SyFy Channel's"...horrific programming....

"Smut-ploitation"

With that said, how does the..."SyFy Channel"...consecutively repeat its knack for creating..."Flop Television Series"...over and over again? By repeating its identical, self destructive habits over and over again!!

1. Seeking out box office flops and overall genres of cinema to emulate that never were financially successful in the first place...

a. "Blood Drive" - "Grindhouse" - "Grindhouse" Cinema

b. B-Movies

c. "12 Monkeys" - "12 Monkeys" movie

d. "Helix" - "The Thing"

e.  "Z Nation" - "Night of The Living Dead"

f.  "Tremors" - "Tremors" movie

For whatever reasons, the..."SyFy Channel"...has always been instinctively drawn to things that FAIL.

2. Never having the funding to finance a television series properly, even at bare minimum standards. All..."SyFy Channel"...original productions look cheap. From the movies to the television series.

3. Because of its miniscule operating costs, the..."SyFy Channel"...never has the ability to attract quality talent to the channel. Quality producers, writers, directors, and actors. People known for inspired thinking in Science Fiction and fantasy.

4. Always (and nothing but) coming up with repulsive characters who are physically unattractive to mass market audiences. Who would want to watch them? These aren't supporting, peripheral characters mind you. These are primary characters. Keeping viewers away in record numbers right from the beginning.

 

 

 

 

5. The..."SyFy Channel"...clearly has never had a handle on the Science Fiction genre because...

a. They have never liked the genre in actuality

b. They have never understood it

c. They have never cared

6. Take this in to consideration: When the..."SyFy Channel"...isn't broadcasting, it's an..."Info-mercial"...network. At least it was. So it's really an..."Info-mercial"...network that dabbles in crude and half hearted attempts at Science Fiction.

7. The..."SyFy Channel" even broadcasts theatrical films with commercial breaks. Why watch a Science Fiction movie hacked to bits for commercial breaks on the..."SyFy Channel"...when you can just watch it in its entirety on Blu-Ray and DVD with extra scenes on top of that?

8. The color orange!!

How often have you seen the color orange saturating every originally produced movie and television series on the..."SyFy Channel?"

This blog sees it frequently. Too often!!

 

 

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In Other Words, It's Business As Usual At The "SyFy Channel"

http://headlineplanet.com/home/2017/06/22/ratings-syfys-blood-drive-declines-week-two/

Yes, it's business as usual at the.."SyFy Channel"...

1. A new..."SyFy Channel"...series premieres to low ratings.

2. The ratings drop even more after that in its second week (if that's even possible.)

3. The somewhat sympathetic press notes..."the low ratings are good by...'SyFy Channel'...standards"...

4. The..."SyFy Channel"...has a..."Certifiable Flop"...on its hands.

5. Which is the reason why the..."SyFy Channel"... will probably renew it for four more seasons.

6. The television series in question is a tasteless, hunk of junk. A piece of crap. The..."SyFy Channel's"...specialty in programming.

7. The astute observation..."The wrong people are continuing to work at the 'SyFy Channel'...is once again reinforced. The wrong people in ownership, management, and programming."

8. The miniscule viewership that does bother to watch the..."SyFy Channel"...once again gets the short end of the stick with the..."SyFy Channel"...once again, failing to provide quality programming.
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More Low Budget "B-Movie Gore & Trash" Coming to The "SyFy Channel"

http://www.slashfilm.com/tremors-tv-show-syfy/

Here we see the primary recurring trend (s) with the..."SyFy Channel"....that fuels their repeated failures (low ratings) with television programming

1. Instinctively seeking out box office flops to make television series out of. If a concept failed in the theaters of course the concept will also fail on television. The.."SyFy Channel"...doesn't see it that way (common sense.)

2. Concepts that are too big and too expensive for the..."SyFy Channel"...to produce in the first place. Worms thundering through sand? The..."SyFy Channel"...couldn't even make spiders walking on ice look convincing. Or sharks flying through the air. Or make Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams look younger. Remember how the..."SyFy Channel"...visualized alien planets in Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO"...series? Sunny blue skies, apartment buildings, gangsters walking around. Please!!

3. The..."SyFy Channel"...also needs to hire quality people (never happen) who can produce and write good, engaging drama. And quality actors that can perform it. Instead of its ongoing habit of only being able to produce bland, B-Movie melodrama on low budgets. Such as on..."Blood Drive"...

This being the 17th anniversary of the..."SyFy Channel"...the time Universal has actually owned the channel...this channel has settled once again into its usual rut of..."B-Movie Trash"....intellectually incapable of producing anything else.

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Who Were The "Programming Einstein's" At The "SyFy Channel" Who Believed There Was a Mass Market Audience For "Grindhouse Addicts?"

http://artofgears.com/2017/06/27/blood-drive-series-syfy-review-grindhouse-addicts/

http://artofgears.com/2017/06/27/blood-drive-series-syfy-review-grindhouse-addicts/

SyFy: "Let's make the types of programs that are the least attractive to mass market audiences, as well as the easiest to wrap our limited intellectual capacities around here in the programming department. The easiest to make, you know? Gore, camp, and..."Fat Elvis impersonators ground into chuck wagon"....

This blog truly believes that the..."SyFy Channel"...lacks the intelligence to make mass market attractive and friendly television programming.

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Yes, The New "SyFy.com" Website Is Doing Precisely What it Was Actually Designed to Do: Hide The Existence of The "SyFy Channel" As it Moves Forward with Generic and Bland Non-Science Fiction Programming and Bland Non-Specific Television Programming

http://www.syfy.com

As the..."SyFy"...website projects the illusion that the..."SyFy Channel"...is all about Science Fiction and nothing but Science Fiction, the..."SyFy Channel"...will instead proceed with its daily and nightly schedule of..."non-Science Fiction"...and awful..."B-Movie Mentality"...programming. Such as..."Sharknado"....and..."Blood Drive"...

It isn't brilliant, but it is the perfect cover for the..."SyFy Channel"...to proceed unmolested and undercover at what it has been determined to be all along for 17 years. A very, very bad and horribly managed..."non-Science Fiction"...cable channel with awful and low budget horror movies, and any other non-specific hunk of junk the.."SyFy Channel"...can throw on the air...Such as...

1. "Geeks Who Drink"
2. "Wrestling"
3. "Into The Crapper" - with Wil Wheaton
4. "Crossing Over With John Edward"
5. "Scare Tactics"
6. "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...Ronald D. Moore's mess
7. "Ghost Hunters"
8.  "Blood Drive"
9. "Sharknado"
10. "William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night"

I should have been a psychiatrist for television executives in dire need of such treatment.

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This Blog Has Finally Noticed That The "Internet News Media", The Only Place On Earth Where The "SyFy Channel" Has Ever Gotten Attention, Knows Full Well What The "SyFy Channel's" Faults Are, And Covers Their "B.S." In That Frame of Thought

http://alibi.com/film/53639/Crash-Course.html

The.."Internet News Media"...knows all too well that the..."SyFy Channel"....

1. has been a chronically flawed cable network that has failed at being a..."Science Fiction"...network.

2. is run by not terribly educated cretins with questionable backgrounds in the appropriate education necessary to do their jobs.

3. will always wind up producing something that is way below minimum standards of acceptability and taste, thus always having to mention in their reviews of every original..."SyFy Channel"...production what the flaws are with every..."SyFy Channel"...original production...

a. "So bad but that's the point"...
b. "So bad for a reason"...
c. "So bad it's deliriously watchable"...
d. "It's bad"...
e. "It's worse than bad"...
f. "It's the worst thing we have ever seen"...
g. "It's ratings are good...by SyFy Channel standards" (They stink)
h. "SyFy Channel productions usually have small cult followings" (It's ratings stink)
i. "Odd detours in to non-Science Fiction programming"

How about if these various on-line Internet news sites start delivering the final crushing blow to every original..."SyFy Channel"...production?

j. "Don't Watch It!!"

Stop beating around the bush here!!

It isn't funny that the..."SyFy Channel"...has been making bad, unwatchable programming for the past 17 years, including..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...Ronald D. Moore's low rated mess for four years...it's an affliction that should have been addressed by..."Comcast / Vivendi / NBC-Universal"....decades ago.

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The New "SyFy Channel" Website is The Perfect Cover for The "SyFy Channel" Itself to Go All Out On Trashy, Generic, and Non-Science Fiction Television Programming

 

  http://www.syfy.com

The new..."SyFy Channel"...website appears to be providing an important function: Diverting attention away from the..."SyFy Channel's"...daily and nightly schedule. Yes, you can access their schedule from a teeny-tiny link at the top of the page, but who is really going to bother en masse since no one has ever embraced the..."SyFy Channel"...en masse let alone visit its website?

What is this diversion for? To hide the fact that the..."SyFy Channel"...will continue as a generic basic cable channel with a love of all..."non-Science Fiction"...television programming as well as its inexplicable love of all things trashy, in poor taste, gory, and icky...while the website itself is putting up the front that the..."SyFy Channel"...is a Science Fiction channel. 

It's also easier intellectually (for Comcast Universal) to run a website that reports on scant Science Fiction news here and there (what any teenager running an amateur website could do) than it is to run a cable network as a full blown..."Science Fiction"...channel. Which is what this corporation could never pull off despite its recent claims to the contrary...and its earlier claims all of those previous times.

Is this an incorrect and unfair assessment of the situation? Ask yourself this: Why is the..."SyFy Channel"...continuing with..."non-Science Fiction"....and trashy television programming such as..."Sharknado"....and..."Blood Drive"...despite its recent claim of yet another supposed reboot in the direction of full blown..."Science Fiction"....television programming?

http://movieweb.com/sharknado-5-global-swarming-trailer/

http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/06/19/blood-drive-season-1-review

The..."SyFy Channel"...website, and the..."SyFy Channel"...itself are two entirely different animals. They are not connected or related to one another in any way.

This is the big reboot (in actuality) the..."SyFy Channel"...has been bragging about recently.

As we have all seen for the past 17 years, the owners (Comcast / Vivendi / NBC-Universal) of the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...simply don't have the intellectual chops (intelligence) necessary to pull off the high quality and consistent management skills necessary to run a Science Fiction channel.

Even in the review of..."Blood Drive"...We see that the best that can be said about it is...."It's so bad but that's the point"...

Which is the excuse given to all of the..."SyFy Channel's"...rotten original programming.

"NBC-Universal"....is only capable of running the channel (intellectually) as a..."Side Show Circus / Carnival / Smut-ploitation / Shock Value Channel"...

Fitting since..."NBC-Universal"...is also the corporate home of...."Maury Povich"...

Why be surprised?

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The SyFy Channel is Rebranding With a Renewed Focus On Science Fiction?? What About The Other Rebranding Efforts That Didn't Work Either?

The old logo with all of the mismanagement problems the channel experienced.



The new logo with all of the mismanagement problems the channel will continue to experience.

http://www.techspot.com/news/69284-syfy-channel-rebranding-renewed-focus-science-fiction.html

Where is this renewed focus on Science Fiction? The..."SyFy Channel's"...flagship series to supposedly help commemorate this supposed renewed focus on Science Fiction is..."Blood Drive"....a blood & guts..."Trash Fest"...having absolutely nothing to do with Science Fiction. As well as being committed to further..."Sharknado"....sequels.

Additionally, during this supposed momentous event overall, the.."SyFy Channel"...gutted its old generic cable television website and turned it into an supposed all Science Fiction news website.

Reading between the lines, this blog has determined that the..."SyFy Channel"...is going through anything but a renewed focus on Science Fiction programming.

Instead, the generic non-Science Fiction..."SyFy Channel"...will double down on a renewed focus on..."generic, bland, trashy, crappy, programming (Blood Drive, Sharknado)"... while merely doing scant reporting on Science Fiction related news events on its new website.

The..."SyFy Channel"...was and never will be a destination for Science Fiction fans because it never was such a destination for its corporate owners. This channel should know by now that it can't go in two opposite directions at the same time. Claiming to be a Science Fiction channel and then not actually being one.

This is the usual..."Smoke & Mirrors"..."Bait & Switch"..."Flim Flam"...."Balderdash"...."Bulllsh*t"...of the..."SyFy Channel"...all emanating from this notorious building...

 ...The..."Universal Studios Black Tower"...where all corporate lies are rooted in this corporation's unyielding hatred for all things..."Science Fiction"...and the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"...

Additionally and once again, this is not the..."25th Anniversary"...of the..."SyFy Channel"...

The once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...of the 1990's has had two different corporate owners during the past 25 years...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syfy

1. Paramount
2. Universal

A channel doesn't continue uninterrupted in its numerical age when it goes through the drastic (not for the better) changes..."Comcast / Vivendi / NBC-Universal"....put this channel through beginning in the late 1990's when Universal became the dominant owner of the channel.

The once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...ended in the late 1990's which makes it about eight years old. When..."Comcast / Vivendi / NBC-Universal"...arrived on the scene in the late 1990's as the sole dominant owner of the channel (God help us all)...this puts its age at 17 years old.

And during those 17 years..."Universal"...made this channel...

1. The..."anti-Science Fiction Channel"...
2. The..."Wrestling Channel"....
3. The..."Fake Psychics Network"...
4. The..."Ghost Hunters"...Channel
5. The..."Trashy Horror Movies Channel"...
6. The..."Sharknado"...Channel
7. The..."Blood Drive"....Channel
8. The..."Alcoholics Anonymous Channel" (Geeks Who Drink)
9. The..."Wil Wheaton Channel"
10. The..."William Shatner Full Moon Fright Night Channel"

Anything and everything EXCEPT a..."Science Fiction Channel"....

The other notorious rebranding efforts of the..."SyFy Channel"...are highlighted by its attempt in 2009, which resulted in..."Time Magazine"...referring to the spelling of..."Sci-Fi"...as..."SyFy"...as one of the..."Top 10 Worst Corporate Decisions of All Time"....And the name still hasn't been changed back as a correction to the blunder.

Other rebranding attempts since then (after 2009 and before 2017) have resulted in the..."SyFy Channel"...making really bad attempts at..."Science Fiction"....programming and ultimately falling back on its crappy schedule of generic programming..."Sharknado"....and crappy horror movies because they failed at putting profitable Science Fiction programming on the air.

How many times does a channel have to rebrand after being chronically unsuccessful financially from all of those rebrands before everyone working at the channel finally gets FIRED?

The..."SyFy Channel"...has needed a new corporate owner and new people at the channel from top to bottom for 17 years.

At the very least, when are the heads going to start rolling due to the failure of..."Blood Drive?"...

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Was It Something I Said? The "SyFy Channel" Website Has Been Replaced With "SyFy Wire" Info News

http://www.syfy.com

http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/welcome-to-the-evolution-of-syfy-and-syfy-wire

It appears my friends, that the..."SyFy Channel"...has finally..."Bit The Big One"...at least on-line. Since the channel did such a bang up job entertaining the Science Fiction masses during the past 18 or so years (sarcasm), the channel quite naturally now wants to explore the less than lucrative field of ..."Science Fiction News Reporting"...through an "el-cheapo" website. The sort of website any teenager could set up on his / her own.

The new..."SyFy Website"...of course will provide the perfect cover for the former (on-line)..."SyFy Channel"...

While the website is reporting on Science Fiction news, the..."SyFy Channel"..will continue broadcasting its..."Non-Science Fiction"...trashy programming such as..."Sharknado"...and..."Blood Drive"...

Gee, why didn't I think of that? (Rolling my eyes)

I'll give this website..."SyFy"...another year or less before it's taken over by..."QVC"...or..."WWE"...

The..."SyFy Channel"...will continue of course, as God knows what.

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This Blog Has Seen Enough of The Warning Signs to Know That It's "Back to The Drawing Board" of Re-Invention For The "SyFy Channel" After The Abysmal Ratings of "Blood Drive"

http://headlineplanet.com/home/2017/06/15/syfy-blood-drive-ratings/

The ratings for..."Blood Drive"...were good enough by the standards of the..."SyFy Channel"...which means they stunk to holy high heaven.

The..."SyFy Channel"...can't even pull off the following successfully for decent ratings...

"Shock, Smut, Sleaze, Blood, Gore, Trash, B-Movie Paranoia, Misogyny, Exploitation, Vulgarity, Tasteless Bile, Crass Obscenity, and Puke"

The..."SyFy Channel"...scraped the bottom of the barrel looking for ratings this time around and FAILED. It couldn't even successfully RIP-OFF...

1. Death Race 2000
2. Grind House
3. Quentin Taranrino
4. Robert Rodriguez

...and be successful at it.




It's back to the..."Drawing Board"...once again for the..."SyFy Channel"...in its ongoing futile attempts to define itself as a cable channel. What will the..."SyFy Channel"...come back as after the failure of..."Blood Drive?"....

1. The "Cooking Show Network"
2. The "Pool Sharks Network"
3. The "Card Sharks Network"
4. The "Obituary Channel" - (Autobiographical)

5. The "Misogyny Channel" - (Because we know how much the..."SyFy Channel"...loves women.)

6. The "Toilet Bowl Channel" - (Watch a toilet flushing all day long)

7. The "Soiled Diapers" Channel - (Watch soiled diapers get dumped in the trash all day long)

8. The "Shadow Hand Puppets Channel - (Self explanatory)
9. The "John Doe Cable Channel" - (Which is what it is now)

10. The "How to not make money as a cable channel" channel. "SyFy" is an expert on this subject!!

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...And Yet In The Middle of All of This Promised Change, The "SyFy Channel" Keeps Cranking Out Garbage Like "Blood Drive" and "Sharknado"

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/syfy-reboot-chris-mccumber-krypton-1202423409/

Which way does the..."SyFy Channel"...want it? Does it want to be a quality Science Fiction channel, OR does it want to be a continuing purveyor of..."Fast Buck Generic Crap Programming?"....


 “We took this past year to take a real hard look at ourselves,” McCumber said during an event earlier this week. “At what’s working and what’s not working. Just a few years ago the entire industry, Syfy included, really felt the need to go broader to gain market share and be successful. We believe now that the opportunity for Syfy is to do the exact opposite. It has become crystal clear to us is that owning the genre is much more than simply making great science fiction shows. It’s also about creating a universe for fans to come and celebrate the genre that they love.”

Yes, the..."SyFy Channel"...takes hard looks at itself, it takes soft looks at itself. It clutches its..."Corporate Balls"....while coughing with its head turned to the left and right. They promise and promise that things will change. But what do they always keep coming up with?

1. Blood Drive
2. Sharknado
3. Helix
4. 12 Monkeys
5.  Z Nation
6. Into The Crapper - with Wil Wheaton
7. Geeks Who Drink
8. Wrestling
9. Cheapo and schlocky horror movies
10. Ghost Hunters

Did I leave anything out of the..."Crap Stew?"....

This blog continuing to recognize the..."SyFy Channel"....and its parent corporation..."Comcast-Universal"...as..."Serial Pathological Liars"...in all areas of media Science Fiction and the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series.

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This Idiot, More Than Anything Else, Accurately Represents How "SyFy Channel Executives" Perceive and View The Entire Science Fiction Literary and Media Genre

 

https://www.indiewire.com/2017/06/blood-drive-review-syfy-grindhouse-1201842406/ 

1. Goofy costumes

2. Psychotic makeup

3. A sort of..."Trailer Park Mentality"..of how to perceive Science Fiction.

4. The always..."Stuck in Mad Max Mode"...as the template for all bad attempts at Science Fiction shamefully pioneered by the..."SyFy Channel"....

5. That the..."SyFy Channel"....(in this particular case)...is incorrectly perceiving Science Fiction as a combination of..."Mad Max"...."Alice Cooper"...."Ozzie Osbourne"...."Buckets of Blood"....and of course (what else?)...."Naked Broads".....

6. No one has bitten the head off of a live bat yet in..."Blood Drive?" Come on!! We're already past the pilot episode!!

Just once, this blog would love to see and post the..."SAT" (Suite of Assessment)....scores of all...."SyFy Channel Executives"....just to find out how LOW THEY ARE in order to RIDICULE all of these executives for being as STUPID as they all obviously are...

 

 It would not be a pretty sight by any means!!

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...And No One Is Watching..."Blood Drive"...

http://www.syfy.com

https://www.indiewire.com/2017/06/blood-drive-review-syfy-grindhouse-1201842406/

Blood Drive: It's gory, it's trashy, and NO ONE IS WATCHING!!

This has been the problem with the news media all of this time in how they have treated the..."SyFy Channel"...

Always a little TOO TACTFUL!!
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So, In Other Words...The Ratings for The Premiere of "Blood Drive" Stink

http://www.syfy.com

http://headlineplanet.com/home/2017/06/15/syfy-blood-drive-ratings/

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/blood-drive-season-one-ratings/

How exciting!! The..."SyFy Channel"...has its umpteenth...RATINGS FLOP...on its hands with..."Blood Drive"...

No worries!! As we've seen far too often, the..."SyFy Channel"...sticks with all of its....RATINGS FLOPS...through thick & thin.

Because after all, the..."SyFy Channel"...never has anything else to cling to for its..."Corporate Oxygen"...

The..."SyFy Channel"...can't even make decent money for itself with...Trashy...B-Movie...Gore...!!

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It's a Safe Conclusion, That Any Press Release From "Comcast-Universal" ,"SyFy Channel", and/or "Bonnie Hammer" Can Be Regarded As Nothing More Than Figurative "Powder Puff Pieces" and Taken as a "Grain of Salt"

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bonnie-hammer-unveils-major-nbcuniversal-863295

During the past 20 years, EVERYTHING announced by this corporation (Comcast / NBC / Vivendi - Universal / SyFy Channel) has...

1. Never come to pass
2. Shortchanged the viewing public
3. Failed to attract mass market audiences on a..."Steven Spielberg sized level"...

4. Wound up accentuating this corporation's overall FAULTS as a corporation in its repeated FAILURES to grasp anything remotely connected to Science Fiction.

5. Ended up with LOW RATINGS right out of the..."Starting Gate"....

6. Wound up being SHUNNED and RIDICULED by serious scholars of Science Fiction.

7. Was an ANNOYANCE to watch because it insulted everyone's intelligence level.

8. Was obviously crafted by... "Remedially Handicapped NEOPHYTES"...of not only the Science Fiction genre..but also the entire business of television programming.

9. Never achieved..."Mass Market / Multi-Platform / Conglomeration"...in to a successful unified whole as this corporation repeatedly claims and asserts...

..."SyFy Kids"...came and went so fast I don't think any children actually watched it...

http://www.animationmagazine.net/tv/kidsco-syfy-launch-syfy-kids-block/

A mascot dragging a trail of blood may have been what forbid children by their parents from watching this channel if it even ever existed.

10. On one of its best days, this fractured corporation has achieved nothing more than..."Water Cooler"....chatter from a few hundred..."Twitter"....participants.

Like every other press release claiming the strengths as a programmer the..."SyFy Channel"...never achieved, this one unsuccessfully attempts to craft an..."Alternate Reality"...that simply doesn't exist and never has existed. That the..."SyFy Channel"...is a successful business.

It isn't and never was.

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"Boobs, Blood, and Blowing Shit Up"...Is it Any Wonder Why Those Who Own and Mismanage The "SyFy Channel" Can't Make a Dime While Doing So?

http://www.avclub.com/review/boobs-blood-and-blowing-shit-blood-drive-and-chall-256688

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/13/arts/television/blood-drive-syfy-tv-review.html?ref=todayspaper

Let's put this in to the proper perspective, shall we? There once was a fantastic cable channel called..."Sci-Fi"...in the 1990's which embraced and properly paid respect to the great..."Science Fiction"....media genre. It was popular with mass market viewers and made noteworthy profits while doing so.

Then, something horrible happened. In the late 1990's, this once great cable channel was sold to the IDIOTIC and RETARDED..."Comcast / NBC / Vivendi - Universal"...corporation. A corporation NOTORIOUS for hating all things Science Fiction media related, particularly the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....

Because of this corporation's...currently (Comcast-Universal)...mental handicap in hating all things Science Fiction and the.."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"...

It proceeded to waste the past 20 odd years of its wasted ownership of this channel ricocheting and zig-zagging all over..."God's Kingdom's Creation"....repeatedly (with horrible and generic cable programming) unable and unwilling to re-ground this cable channel in to its former glory of being a once great and fantastic..."Science Fiction Cable Channel"....

Every time the..."SyFy Channel"...once again re-invents itself for the umpteenth time into yet another horrible example of a generic cable channel...it is also once again admitting that it LACKS the...

1. Corporate Talent
2. Inspired Thinking
3. Understanding the Science Fiction genre
4. Wisdom
5. Pulse on what the Mass Market Science Fiction community would like

...in running this cable channel as a..."Science Fiction Cable Channel"...

This is the..."Umpteenth Re-invention"...of the.."SyFy Channel"...by the IDIOTS who run it and this blog has seen it all in the process. Every horrible example of..."Crappy Ass Generic Cable Programming"...this corporation (Comcast-Universal) keeps pulling out of its..."Corporate Ass"...because it still (20 years later) has no clue on how to properly and appropriately manage what is and was supposed to be a Science Fiction channel all of this time.

This blog has lived through and survived all of these horrible re-inventions of the..."SyFy Channel"...during the past 20 years. All of these re-inventions of course...having absolutely nothing to do with..."Science Fiction"....

1. The Wrestling phase
2. The..."Sharknado"...phase
3. The.."Geeks Who Drink"..."Alcoholics Anonymous"...phase
4. The.."Fake Psychics"...phase with John Edward.
5. The..."Unfunny Talk Show Host Phase"...with Wil Wheaton. Of course inspired by..."Talk Soup"...
6. The.."Gotcha!!"...phase with the monumentally irritating..."Scare Tactics"....phase.
7. The.."So bad they're supposed to be cute"...horror movies every Saturday night...phase."

And because this IDIOTIC corporation (Comcast-Universal) FAILED to make noteworthy and decent money with all of those FAILED endeavors spanning the past 20 years, because they always LACKED the.."Corporate Talent"...to put decent and..."Mass Market Lucrative"....Science Fiction programming on the air...

....The..."SyFy Channel"...(like a drowning man in shallow water)...is trying its umpteenth..."Huckster Gimmick"...in re-invention to try and make decent / noteworthy money by throwing..."Jello"...at the wall and hoping to God that it sticks...

...Which brings us to..."Blood Drive"...

1. Sensationalism
2. Smut
3. Trash
4. Gore
5. Exposed female anatomy?
6. Puke
7. Swear words maybe?

"Death Race 2000"...plus..."Grindhouse"...plus everything else trashy and evil those with extremely limited..."Corporate Intellects"...in the programming department of the..."SyFy Channel"...routinely craps out of its rear end.

My friends, the..."SyFy Channel"...has now come full circle during the past 20 years and is staring at itself from the infinity of the..."Bottomless Pit of Smut"....where those with extremely limited..."Corporate Intellects"...in cable television always dwell.

"Comcast-Universal"....couldn't properly manage the..."SyFy Channel"...even if it had..."Brainiac"...as a..."Corporate Advisor"....



This blog forbidding the clubbing to death of..."Ellipsis"...from irate and deranged..."Comcast-Universal"...executives...





The.."SyFy Channel"...still hasn't found a credible, cohesive, legitimate, consistent, mass market attractive, and Science Fiction based on-air identity for itself after 20 wasted years of less than..."Half Ass Trying"...

It's time for new..."Corporate Owners"... to finally come in and shove..."Comcast-Universal"...out of the way....for good.
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This Blog is Breathlessly Anticipating More Cast Reunions of Other Previously Low Rated Shows On The "SyFy Channel"

 

http://www.chron.com/entertainment/tv/article/Battlestar-Galactica-cast-reunion-See-the-11211762.php 

Why did the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"...."Linger for decades as an underground classic"....?

Due to the..."A-Typical Bad Management"...of Universal Studios not reviving it. That's why. Bad management will kill anything with enormous potential to be more than it previously was and to presently grow.

Only in America do we have the freedom to irrationally celebrate..."Mass Market Flops"...

In this case..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)

Smile and say..."Cheese!!"....

How could a smile this engaging not produce..."Mass Market Appeal?"...

Edward James Olmos strikes again!!
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Low Ratings Have Become So Synonymous With The "SyFy Channel" That It's a Regular "Search Engine Fixture" On "Google" and "Bing"

http://www.bing.com/search?q=syfy+low+ratings&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=syfy+low+ratings&sc=1-16&sk=&cvid=B549E89B77B7418B9215E0C3DB6C9AD7

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=syfy+low+ratings

I guess the..."Rule of Thumb"...here for all..."SyFy Channel"...corporate employees is to never ask for a bonus check or a raise. Just be thankful that you miraculously still have jobs due to a..."Parting of The Red Sea"...miracle!!

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