1. All press releases coming from "Comcast / NBC-Universal" claiming that there will be an alleged "Battlestar Galactica" movie and/or tv show always have been and always will be FAKE.
2. Within those "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases", the "Re-imagining Ideas" will always be CRAPPY.
3. NEVER within those "Fake Press Releases" would the notion ever be mentioned of continuing the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series.
4. The producers / writers mentioned in these 'Fake Press Releases" ALWAYS fail to inspire confidence in anyone because they always all have SHITTY and UNDERWHELMING track records in "Hollywood" and their alleged ideas for "Battlestar" ALWAYS "Suck Ass!!"
5. The underwhelming corporate name "Peacock - Streaming" always forces everyone to roll their eyes in disgust when it is mentioned in the same breath as "Battlestar Galactica."
6. Everyone do the math: "Comcast / NBC-Universal" has been "Intellectually Incapable" of making a "Battlestar" movie in a quarter century (2001-2024) and a tv show for "Peacock-Streaming" in 5 years (2019-2024).
7. But the "Fake Battlestar Press Releases" keep being "Crapped Out of Their Corporate Keysters" with reckless abandon.
"So Say We All!!"
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