The "Official Playbook" Used by "Comcast / NBC-Universal" When it Announces "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Show Press Releases"

 

The Strategy....

1. The "Fake Press Release" is initially announced allegedly involving one or two producers who have track records in Hollywood that are underwhelming to say the least.

2. Ronald D. Moore's dreaded "GINO" - (Galctica in Name Only) series is mentioned as an alleged "Production Blueprint" for the alleged new movie / tv show.

3. If the alleged production is an alleged tv show, "Showrunners" are announced within the first three months of the initial, first fake press release, and then the "Showrunners" abandon the production within 6 months after they were initially announced as the "Showrunners."

4. 18 months pass from the time of the initial, first fake press release, and during those 18 months no further news is heard about the alleged production except....

A. During those long 18 months, only a first or second draft script is claimed to have been produced.

5. It's now the 19 month mark, and the alleged producer(s) of the alleged production now make a video claiming that some sort of delay has occurred with the alleged production, involving....

A. Pandemics

B. Erupting Volcanos

C. Killer Bees

D. Stampeding Elephants

E. "Producer / Writer's Strikes" in "Hollywood."

6. After that, no further news is heard about this alleged production ever again.

7. "Comcast / NBC-Universal" then releases a new batch of "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Show Press Releases" with new producers who have underwhelming track records (to say the least) in "Hollywood."

"So Say We All!!"