Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Chucky? Chucky? Chucky? Chucky?

 


https://tvweb.com/childs-play-tv-series-chucky-syfy/

Oh, that's right. "Chucky"....still hasn't arrived on the...."SyFy Channel"....yet.

TWO YEARS LATER....




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If Someone's Dad Wanted to Dress Up For His Kids on Halloween Wearing an Amateur Mask With Minimal Makeup, You Would Have The "Resident Alien" Creature

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7-PFzmdE4c

Don't knock yourself out next time either, SyFy Channel.

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If it Has a Production Budget of $1.98, It's On The "SyFy Channel"

 


Rick Baker made more convincing monster masks way back in the 1980s....



nuff said


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This Blog Has Every Reason to Believe That "Comcast / NBC-Universal"....Just Randomly Pulled Simon Kinberg's Name Out of a Hat (a Drawing) and Attached His Name to This "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie"

 


https://collider.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-update-simon-kinberg/

Nothing on Simon Kinberg's...."IMDB"....page about any...."Battlestar"....movie on his horizon...

....and then claimed he said this in the fake press release....

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-simon-kinberg-writer-producer-1234813660/#!

"Battlestar Galactica"..... is the holy grail of Science Fiction....

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1334526/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Simon Kinberg probably doesn't even know that his name is attached to this fake movie....

i.e. - "Universal Studios"....probably never even contacted him about making this movie.

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One Thing is Certain: If The "Fox Television Network" Revives "Firefly", It Will Come Out Roughly 500 Years Before "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Manages to Get a "Battlestar: Anything" off of The Ground

 


https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/firefly-limited-series-fox-wide-open

Tragically (in a gruesome way), the title of this post is 100% accurate. 

No exaggeration.

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It's Never a Good Sign When a Cable Network (SyFy) Admits to Liking Other "Science Fiction / Fantasy Productions" Made by Other Entities Not Affiliated With "Comcast / NBC-Universal"

 


https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/2021-new-sci-fi-shows-lord-rings-foundation-loki-streaming

What is the embarrassing message here the...."SyFy Channel".....is admitting to, other than the obvious message posted above?

SyFy Channel: "We love all of these shows from other media corporations, but we would never make any of these productions ourselves due to insufficient funding and a thorough lack of imagination and inspired thinking across the entire business spectrum of....'Comcast / NBC-Universal'....including us."

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Tuesday, January 26, 2021

With a "Reliability Factor" in The "Negative Quadruple Digits" Spanning Decades, These Are The Projects Announced by "Comcast / NBC-Universal" to Not Expect Anytime in 2021 and Beyond. They Will Never Get Made

 

1. Chucky


2. Battlestar Galactica - Sam Esmail

3. Battlestar Galactica - Simon Kinberg



4. Day of The Dead




5. Surrealtor


What we will see, 100% guaranteed from...."Comcast / NBC-Universal?"



You guessed it....

Wrestling

Was there any doubt?

Yes, this blog can smell what...."NBC-Peacock Streaming"....is cooking alright.




"Poop on a Stick"

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Monday, January 25, 2021

"SyFy Wire" Is Really, Just "Entertainment Tonight" Under a Different Name. Any Momentary and Scant Similarities to Science Fiction is (Trust Me) Purely Accidental

 


https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/tv-this-week-resident-alien-lands-on-syfy-john-krasinski-hosts-snl-snowpiercer-more

"Snowpiercer"....."Resident Alien"...."Saturday Night Live"....."Batwoman"....




Mixed nuts, anyone?

Sorry, no...."Science Fiction Flavored Nuts"....

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Sunday, January 24, 2021

Yep, He's Still Not Working On It

 


https://variety.com/2020/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-simon-kinberg-writer-producer-1234813660/#!

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1334526/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Was there any doubt?

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The "Ad Nauseum" Script Every "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie / TV Press Release" Has Followed since 2001

 


https://winteriscoming.net/2021/01/20/sam-esmail-outlines-experimental-plan-for-battlestar-galactica-revival/

I. Meaningless gibberish in the press releases....

a. Ronald D. Moore - "I want to reinvent televised Science Fiction with..."Battlestar"....

b. Sam Esmail - "I want to experiment with a bold, new release startegy with...."Battlestar"....

c. Francis Lawrence - "I was a fan of the show when I was a kid and actually visited the set of the 1978 series."

d. Bryan Singer - "I was a fan of the show when I was a kid."

e. Tom DeSanto - "I was a fan of the show when I was a kid."

f. John Orloff - "I built paper mache Vipers when I was a kid."

II. No further (concrete) news on the supposed new production after 15-24 months except more gibberish.

III. The supposed new production never actually goes into production.

IV. Yet..."Comcast / NBC-Universal"....still claims it is in production.

V. The supposed production quietly fades away with...."Comcast / NBC-Universal"....not saying anything one way or the other.

VI. 2-3 years later after the most recent...."Fake Press Release"....(with nothing ever having come from it)...."Comcast / NBC-Universal"....then announces a new...."Fake Battlestar Press Release"....with a supposedly new production team.


VII. Shake well and serve.



Tasty?


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Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Part "Sesame Street", Part Unfunny Humor, Part Failed Horror, and Part Low Budget Reality Shows, The "SyFy Channel" Continues to Bewilder in What Precisely it is in Terms of an "On-Air Identity"

 

https://www.syfy.com/shows




Mixed nuts, anyone?


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Tuesday, January 19, 2021

If It's Related to a Pandemic (Covid-19), a Terrorist Attack (9/11), Nature's Fury (Polar Vortex), or "Post Nasal Drip", Its Debut Will be Delayed Indefinitely if "Comcast / NBC-Universal" is The Corporate Entity Involved

 


https://deadline.com/2020/09/chucky-production-usa-network-syfy-reboot-pushed-2021-covid-19-1234570600/


https://io9.gizmodo.com/9-11-killed-bryan-singers-battlestar-galactica-5028917

https://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

https://movieweb.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-still-happening-director-francis-lawrence/

https://deadline.com/2017/07/dylan-clark-producer-new-deal-universal-scarface-battlestar-galactica-1202126726/

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-simon-kinberg-writer-producer-1234813660/#!

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sam-esmail-idea-releasing-battlestar-170006004.html


This blog failed to mention earlier that melting icebergs halfway around the world (as far away from Comcast / NBC-Universal) as one could get....

...could also delay a...."Battlestar"....production indefinitely.

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