Thursday, October 30, 2014

It's Always Fun to Look Back On The Consecutive "Fake Projects" Bryan Singer Announced and Never Made, Isn't It?




Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List -Volume 1

 
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies

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1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
11. The Prisoner
12. Wolverine 2
13. X-Men 3
14. Aim High

15. X-Men: First Class
16. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
17. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
18. Capeshooters
19. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
20. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
21. Football Wives
22. X-Men Origins: Magneto
23. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns Sequel)
24. uwantme2killhim? - Straight to DVD?

25. My Eleventh
26. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)
27. Creature At Bay (Abandonment Pending)

28. X-Men: Apocalypse (Abandonment Pending)
29. Haunted (Abandonment Pending)
30. Battle Creek (Abandonment Pending)
31. Age of Heroes

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Is There Also a..."Battlestar Galactica Curse"...Plaguing The Behind The Scenes Personnal of These "Fake" Movies Announced by Universal Studios Every Two Years?


April 8th, 2014 - "Jack Paglen" not only never having wrote a "Battlestar Galactica" screenplay in the past 6 months for this fake movie, but is also..."Missing in Action"....from every other nook and cranny of Hollywood.


August 3rd, 2012 - "Bryan Singer" not only never having directed a "Battlestar Galactica" movie of any sort since his claims of doing so began in 2001...but he may never direct any sort of movie ever again in Hollywood.


October 21st, 2011 - "John Orloff" not only never wrote the screenplay for this movie that never got made...but also is another...."Missing in Action"....entity in Hollywood not seen or heard from ever again....anywhere in Hollywood.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

The SyFy Channel Should License its Own Line of Tacky Everyday Clothing


http://www.syfy.com

It could be called...."The SyFy Channel Trailer Park Collection".....

Available at...."Wal-Mart"...."Target"....and...."Costco."

This line of clothing would probably go over really big in the deep south, where voting rights have been gutted in favor of the Republican Party.

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Monday, October 27, 2014

I Didn't Know The NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel Executives Had Made a Documentary About Themselves


"The Crazies"....on the SyFy Channel!!

http://www.syfy.com

As we all know, the last time things were this...."crazy".....at the SyFy Channel...was when this...."Looney Tune Corporation"....was trying to...."pimp"....Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series as some sort of legitimate...."Battlestar Galactica"....series.


"Look into my eyes....and FROWN!!"

Edward James Olmos deftly demonstrated the consequences of endless vituperation hurled against the fanbase of the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series (the only true "Battlestar Galactica" series) when this monstrous train wreck of an amateur high school stage play he starred in ("GINO") farted along for four years of middling ratings and career killing consequences for all involved.

Are you still stuck in the..."Starz Black Hole".....Ronald D. Moore?


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Saturday, October 25, 2014

And After The Film Clip of Pointless Violence, We are Left With The Inevitable Question: "What is The SyFy Channel and Why Does It Suck So Bad?"

 

http://www.syfy.com/videos/31Days/Clips

Cable channels this bad on the...."Sucktitude Scale".....become this bad only through one way....The laziness and status quo mentality of its owners....and the owners always having no clue as to what a Science Fiction channel is supposed to be.

Television programming doesn't get any worse than...."Z Nation...."

Status Quo - "Let's rip-off the hottest show on television ("The Walking Dead") and do it very badly because we're very lazy at the SyFy Channel with inadequate funding to even compete with "The Walking Dead" but we'll try anyway because we never did have any common sense and street smarts."

In the film clip of the zombie coming at the woman with his pants down, the opportunity for humor at the very least completely went over the heads of "SyFy Channel" and "Asylum Films." Instead of delivering a serious line of dialogue in the midst of a potentially humorous situation..."Where did you come from?"...The line of dialogue should have been along these lines....

1. "In your dreams, pal."
2. "You don't beat around the bush, do you?"
3. "And you probably struck out with women when you were still human."
4. "And if you came at me while you were still human, I would still shoot it off."
5. "If you were cheating on me....I would cheer."

Isn't this just like the SyFy Channel? Not capitalizing on an obvious situation of opportunity (In this case, an obvious set-up for a one liner) because the talent and quick wit simply isn't there at the SyFy Channel.

This and a million other reasons is why Science Fiction fans gave up en masse on the NBC-Universal owned "SyFy Channel" a good decade ago.

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Friday, October 24, 2014

Another Prediction Made By This Blog Accurately Comes to Pass Regarding The SyFy Channel

 

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/10/21/syfy-renews-z-nation/

Yes...the..."Middling Ratings / Zombie Stinkfest Barely Noticed By Anyone....Clunker of Swiss Cheese and Tuna" known as...."Z Nation".... has gotten a second season renewal.

SyFy Channel is throwing its entire weight behind this...."Middling Ratings Clunker!!"

So, How much does Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern weigh together?

The prediction made by this blog has indeed come to pass!!


http://languatron1.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-continuing-low-ratings-of-z-nation.html

And...

The "Rogue's Gallery" of renewed sub-standard shows (no one is watching) the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore are always behind continues to grow...

1. "Z Nation"
2. "Helix"
3. "Outlander"


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Thursday, October 23, 2014

Your "Go To Destination" For The Worst Horror Movies Ever Made. Courtesy of "Asylum Films" and "Syfy Channel"

 

http://www.syfy.com/movies

There seriously needs to be...."Film Study Courses"....in universities across the country covering the crappiest and worst horror movies ever made by "Asylum Films" and "SyFy Channel."

How would this be for a course curriculum?

1. An overview of "Asylum Films"

2. An overview of "SyFy Channel"

3. The disastrous merging of "Asylum" and "SyFy" into a crappy, singular entity.

4. What usual low budget and crappy ingredients always pass muster for an "Asylum / SyFy" film?

5. Why these films which really never make a dime, and always slammed by critics are repeatedly green lit for production.

6. What great ideas for horror films would never pass the low standards muster for an "Asylum" / "SyFy" film because they would simply cost too much?

7. Why a merged corporation frequently gets stuck in the toilet bowl (and cruise control) of making crappy movies because the talent is never there to make better ones.

8. Why merged corporations (the absolute worst at what they do) never pull the plug on themselves when they really should.

9. Why the cast and crew members of these rotten movies always get up at 4:00 am every morning (for 18 hour days) in order to report to the main gate of where ever they report to for the sole purpose of making crappy movies. Hint: They have to pay their rent and utilities in the trailer park.

10. Why the SyFy Channel executives that always green light this junk are never let go. Hint: They have to pay their rent and utilities in the trailer park.

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NBC-Universal...Continuing Its Flair For Re-booting Old TV Shows No One Gave a Hoot About In The First Place...



http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/bewitched-follow-up-fast-forwards/2014/10/23/id/602631/

Now brings us....."Bewitched."

In the case of...."Battlestar Galactica"....NBC-Universal gave us the crappy reboot with Ronald D. Moore and Edward James Olmos that no one gave two hoots about....while the original 1978 series is still loved and still clicks with mass market audiences.

Interesting isn't it...how the..."Pendulum of Inconsistency"...always swings in the opposite direction in the case of the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica" series....all of the time at NBC-Universal?

And who can forget how the.... "Addams Family"....(in the hands of NBC-Universal)...died a quick and horrible death in the form of Bryan Singer's supremely crappy and horrid....."Mockingbird Lane?"

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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

SyFy Channel is Really Big On The "First Name Basis" Selling of Mediocre Shows, Aren't They?


http://www.syfy.com

Who is "Grant?" Who is anybody related to this show? This is like that nonsense Republicans were pushing during that last Presidential election, right?

1. "Joe"....The Plumber
2. "Tito"...The Pizza Dude
3. "Isadora"...The Spanish Maid
4. "Grant"....The Ghost Hunter
5. "Raphael"....The Taxi Driver

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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

The SyFy Channel's Continued Flair For The "Trailer Park Wardrobe" of all Its On Screen Personalities Continues to Astound

 

http://www.syfy.com/faceoff

I'm too scared to even contemplate exactly who it is who makes the on screen wardrobe decisions at the SyFy Channel.

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Monday, October 20, 2014

The Continuing Low Ratings of "Z Nation" Can Only Mean One Thing. SyFy Channel Has Yet Another Flop On Its Hands, And a Guaranteed (Rubber Stamped) Second Season Renewal Thrown Into The Mix


http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/z-nation-season-one-ratings-33873/

Yes...."Z Nation"...is following in the footsteps of the SyFy Channel's other low ratings flop...."Helix."

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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Yes, Only On The "SyFy Channel" Would "Ghosthunters" Have Remained On The Air After 10 Years of No Actual Ghost Footage, Questionable Ratings, and Habitual Fake Camera Tricks





http://www.syfy.com/ghosthunters

What the heck, right? It's only the "SyFy Channel"....where no one is actually watching this hopeless mess of a cable channel.

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Friday, October 17, 2014

How Does Someone Manage to End Up As a Network Executive at The SyFy Channel (Where No Intelligence is Required) When You Previously Managed to Get a College Degree in Broadcasting (Where Intelligence is Required?)




From a college degree to running the SyFy Channel in a...."laughing stock"....sort of manner. It's quite a downgrade in prestige if you go from graduation to managing the SyFy Channel. Nothing else better in terms of employment was available to Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern?

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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

10 Years On The Air With Their Video Cameras Constantly Rolling...Not One Instance of Verifiable and Actual Ghost Footage Ever Captured On Film


http://www.syfy.com/ghosthunters

What we have gotten instead...is staged and scripted encounters with fake ghosts (stuff falling over on cue from out of camera range stage hands)....little pinpricks of light which are actually instances of lens flare on film, talking to ghosts that aren't there...and my all time favorite schtick of this show....

"Look...over there!!" (Camera doesn't immediately dart to the right or left but stays on these guys for as long as unreasonably possible. Camera gradually and slowly moves to the right or left. Of course, nothing ever captured on film.)

"Did you see that??"

"The most incredible ghost I ever saw!!"

"Did it have three arms?"

"No, that was a penis."

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

So, Why Are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Wasting Their Talents and Resources On a Project For The SyFy Channel?



http://www.bostonmagazine.com/arts-entertainment/blog/2014/10/14/ben-affleck-matt-damon-syfy-tv-show-incorporated/

The channel of....."Asylum Films"...."Sharknado".....and....."Z Nation" ....is beneath the talents of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

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Monday, October 13, 2014

SyFy Channel Strove For The Distinction And Now They're Stuck With It: SyFy is The Only Network Where you Will Find..."Zombie Penis"

 
 
http://www.syfy.com/townofthelivingdead

And more than likely....viewers will find...."Zombie Penis"....on the SyFy Channel year round, even during Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Do the programming execs at the SyFy Channel get up every morning and ask themselves first thing....

"What can we do to bring ridicule to the SyFy Channel today?"

"Dong of The Dead".....indeed!!

Or was that...."Schlong of The Dead?"

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Sunday, October 12, 2014

Because If You're a "SyFy Channel" Television Programmer, And You Can Choose Between Broadcasting John Carpenter's Original and Brilliant "Fog" Movie, Or The Crappy Remake With Tom Welling...


http://www.syfy.com

...You choose the latter because its cheaper to put on the air.

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"Z Nation" is Now "ZNado." Because in the Darkest Bowels of a "SyFy Channel / Asylum Films" Collaboration, Nothing is Worse Than Combining Their Two Worst Programming Ideas Into One Big Hunk of Junk

 

http://guardianlv.com/2014/10/z-nation-finally-gets-z-nado/

Now I know the "SyFy Channel" and "Asylum Studios" just don't give a flying rat's arse about providing quality television programming.

Let's rip off this....let's rip off that....let's rip off....OUR OWN JUNK!!

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Saturday, October 11, 2014

"Z Nation" Has No Friends In The "Critic World" If Those Critics Haven't Been Paid Off to Give Dishonest, Favorable Reviews


http://www.syfy.com

Actually, I think this guy wasn't hard enough on "Z Nation."

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Thursday, October 9, 2014

Yes, As Far Back As I Can Remember...I Always Identified "Spartacus" with "Trick-or-Treating" and "Halloween"



http://www.syfy.com

Back when we were all kids...we would all be saying to each other on the playground...

"How about that 'Spartacus' on this 'All Hallows Eve'"?

"Did you watch the latest 'Spartacus' movie before you went 'Trick-or-Treating?'"

"Watching Spartacus's girlfriend in the latest movie reminded me to pick up more 'chain mail', dog collars, and bullwhips for my Halloween costume.'"

"My dad always reminds me....don't 'spank hank'....while watching 'Spartacus's girlfriend' in the latest medieval movie before you go 'Trick-or-Treating'....Son. You'll barely be able to walk door to door for 'Tricks or-Treats" and your mother might catch you."

"Everyone knows Spartacus had a broomstick for transportation on 'All Hallows Eve", right?"

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