Friday, February 28, 2014

Was This Bryan Singer's Aborted "2012 Mini Series" With The SyFy Channel From Way Back When?



http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?id=20090805syfy02


He has so many aborted projects nowadays I can never tell...

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Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List -Volume 1

 
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies


1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High

16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
20. Capeshooters
21. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Football Wives
24. X-Men Origins: Magneto
25. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns Sequel)
26. uwantme2killhim? - Straight to DVD?

27. My Eleventh
28. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)
29. Creature At Bay (Abandonment Pending)

30. Spooked (Abandonment Pending)
31. X-Men: Apocalypse (Abandonment Pending)

32. Haunted (Abandonment Pending)
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Has Anyone Noticed That The More "X-Men: Days of Future Past" is Promoted, The More Boring it Becomes?



This movie has been promoted to the point of "Saturation Overkill"

A few more points...

1. This movie has been promoted so much with way too much plot and character information, I feel like I have already watched it and already own the DVD of this movie. So, what does this mean for the Box Office of this movie this summer? I have no desire to see this movie.

2. Whatever happened to the old days of logically withholding all information about a movie so that an audience would be pleasantly surprised about all of the goodies in the movie? This leads to Box Office success rooted in curiosity.

3. Why go and see a movie if you already know the plot? We already know that "Wolverine" goes back in time to encounter a younger "Professor Xavier." We aren't supposed to know this yet!! We aren't supposed to know any of this until opening day of this movie and we go and "discover" this movie. The marketing department of this movie is run by idiots. They have been giving away every detail about this movie, and they began doing it over a year before opening day!!

4. When the marketing strategy of a movie is unprecedented in the sense that it is tied in to releasing too much information too early about the movie long before opening day in order to apparently try and salvage the director's career attached to the movie...is treading on very risky financial waters.

5. This movie is being promoted too heavily, too early, with way too much information being given away about it before its release at a time when it is going to have to compete with "Spiderman 2", "Captain America 2", and "Godzilla." How Can "X-Men" possibly hope to compete with any of these movies when too much information about it has already been given away?

6. Audiences will have no need to go and see "X-Men: Days of Future Past" after already learning everything they need to know about it on the Internet. On a positive note, this will free their money up so they can go and see "Spiderman 2", "Captain America 2", and "Godzilla" instead!! The marketing department of "X-Men: Days of Future Past" has inadvertently done a public service for moviegoers.
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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Interesting. Universal Studios and Bryan Singer Have Broken With Their "Biennial Tradition" of Releasing Fake "Battlestar Galactica" Press Releases


October 21st, 2011 - Universal Studios released this little "ditty" about a "Battlestar Galactica" movie they never had any intention of making. Similar press releases were made by Universal Studios in 2009, 2008, and 2001. You mean, Universal Studios won't be lying to us anymore every two years about this movie they never have any intention of making?? Darn!! Maybe we could look forward to sporadic and thoroughly unpredictable (time wise) "Fake Press Releases" from Universal Studios instead?


August 3rd, 2012. C'mon Bryan...You can get the words out!! Bryan Singer lies his "ying-yang" off about this same "Battlestar Galactica" movie he never had any intention of making either.

Both are successful demonstrations of how it is absolutely necessary for a corporation (NBC-Universal) to always lie whenever the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series is the topic of discussion!!

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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Universal Studios Has Wasted 36 Years Of Its Corporate Existence Blaming The "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series" Itself For Its Own Cancellation


...Supposedly due to this series being unable to find an audience on its own strengths as a Science Fiction television series...



I prefer to place the blame where the blame is accurately due. Everyone...

Meet Brandon Stoddard and Tony Thomopolis...the executives at ABC-TV during the 1978-1979 television season who ran the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series through an impossible gauntlet (endless pre-emptions for starters), preventing it from finding an audience. The same executives who also interfered endlessly in the production of this series, preventing it from really becoming it was destined to become.

Gentlemen...Welcome to the party you started 36 years ago!!

Care for some refreshments?

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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

When NBC-Universal "Stealth Marketers" Continue to Leave Muddy Footprints In The Darndest of Places, Psychological Patterns of Behavior Eventually Emerge

 

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/helix-season-one-ratings-31337/

"A multitude of topics addressed in your three-pronged attack: “stealth marketers”, “Sharknado”, “The Thing”, “Battlestar Galactica”, “Abraham & Harrison” (LOL @ this last one). What do these themes all have in common? They are the hallmark of one man’s bizarre obsession with a television show that has been canceled for 38 years and counting. His comments here only hint at his sheer vindictiveness against anything developed by Universal Studios, SyFy, Ronald D. Moore (and Bryan Singer), and have their history firmly rooted in the demise of a decades old show that didn’t have enough appeal to survive its first season.
This guy has no interest in “Helix”, apart from pouring over its episode ratings. Were the show on another network, he would pay it no mind, or perhaps even praise it as exactly the type of show that SyFy needs to develop. With SyFy and “Battlestar Galactica” recreator Ron Moore’s names attached to the project, “Helix” instantly became an object of his obsession. This is the same guy whose reaction to a slight decrease in Helix’s ratings was that “life doesn’t get any better than this”. If life doesn’t get better than a television show’s weekly ratings fluctuations, then you aren’t living, my friend."

This quote left by an NBC-Universal "Stealth Marketer" on the website linked above which is not supposed to be a flame forum, nor a forum of any kind for engaging people you don't agree with, gives indications across the board as to the "psychological makeup" of these NBC-U Stealth Marketers and their employer (Universal Studios)...

1. I just realized from reading this comment that the reason why Universal Studios has never had an ongoing Science Fiction franchise in the movies and on television, is aside from "Battlestar Galactica", they regard anything pertaining to Science Fiction as a "Stigma" that should be immediately forgotten and buried in the past. They don't want anything to do with the entire "Science Fiction / Battlestar Galactica Enchilada" past a certain designated point because they regard that designated point as an "Expiration Date." Case in point: They released the horrid "R.I.P.D." not too long ago and immediately washed their hands of it, even before it tanked at the box office.

2. This guy reiterates  and confirms the point in #1 by making the remark that..."Battlestar Galactica is 38 years old and counting (actually 36)." His implied meaning being...."Because the series is that old, it should be buried and forgotten in the past." Expiration Date: Get it?

3. The "1966 Star Trek" series with William Shatner is 48 years old and the "1977 Star Wars" movie is 37 years old...Yet both productions are still objects of fan worship. So...Why shouldn't the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series also still be an object of fan worship? This series has bothered Universal Studios so intensely for the past 36 years to such an extent, they label anyone in the public domain who likes it as...."Mentally Ill." Their "Corporate Strategy" for dealing with something they don't want to deal with...but keep getting it shoved back in their face by the general public still fond of it.

4. If Universal Studios had owned the "1966 Star Trek" series and the "1977 Star Wars" movie all of this time, both productions...legacy....tent pole potential....and long term franchise potential would have been nonexistent all of these years...with no additional productions that would have come afterwards based on them. Both productions would have been distant memories for the past 5 decades just as the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series is currently a distant memory to some due to Universal Studios.

5. NBC-Universal still has its "Stealth Marketers" roaming about the Internet attacking anyone in any inappropriate place they so choose, who likes the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series.

That my friends, is the symptom of a "Mentally Ill Corporation" aside from everything else I listed above.

It should also be pointed out to Universal Studios because they always need to be reminded of it...

The "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series had plenty of appeal in its first season. It died because Universal Studios circa 1978 didn't care about it, and "Brandon Stoddard" (head of programming at ABC-TV) spent the entire 9 months of that season trying to kill the show with endless pre-emptions. "Battlestar" was developed under Fred Silverman who indeed liked the show. When Silverman left ABC-TV to go and manage NBC-TV, Brandon Stoddard took over in the Fall of 1978 to take his place, and proceeded to kill the show simply because he didn't like it. It was Stoddard who informed Glen A. Larson via phone call that he had cancelled it. A different management regime came in and killed the show without giving it a chance. If Silverman had remained at ABC-TV it would have survived.

36 years after this cancellation, Universal Studios and their "Stealth Marketers" still are not going to be let off the hook of this fiasco.

The party is just beginning!!

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Mark Stern Stepped Down as The "Programming Head" of The SyFy Channel? What Will The World of "Below Marginal, Uninteresting Television Programming" Do to Survive Without Him?



http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=854006

Mark Stern was devoted to his job at the SyFy Channel. He was devoted to boredom in television programming, all things not Science Fiction, television programming you wouldn't watch on a late night no matter how drunk you were because it was that bad, and doing a job for a television network (with no identity) a bunch of high school kids in a media class could have done 10 times better with both arms tied behind their backs!!

Mark Stern was many things to the SyFy Channel. A bad television programmer...A bad television programmer...and a bad television programmer. His unique flair for cancelling perfectly good Science Fiction television series still in their prime and replacing them with absolute junk television series having nothing to do with Science Fiction endeared him to every ruthless business executive in the "Universal Black Tower" who always had a personal stake in keeping the former "Sci-Fi Channel" as bland, generic, nameless, and "John Doe-esque" as possible.

Mark Stern didn't just demolish perfectly good Science Fiction television series on the SyFy Channel still in their prime...He also ran over their remains with a "Steamroller" afterwards. His replacement programming was always a curious mix of the god awful, excruciatingly irritating to watch, and always impervious to good taste.

The gang at "Mystery Science Theater 3000" could have done a spin-off series exclusively devoted to ridiculing the works of Mark Stern....and easily could have supported themselves financially (and quite comfortably) while doing so.

A "star" in the universe hasn't burned itself out (in mourning) due to the departure of Mark Stern from the SyFy Channel. Quite the contrary. A new "star" is born with his departure!! Symbolizing at the very least... that a small degree of "healing" will take place at the former Sci-Fi Channel. Healing the small corner of "damage" at the former Sci-Fi Channel Mark Stern was personally responsible for.

It is said that each time a former SyFy Channel executive is given the "boot" from the SyFy Channel, a new angel earns its wings, a deer grows new antlers, and the flying monkeys form a new "Union" against the Wicked Witch with bargaining, salary, and negotiating powers.

The world becomes a little less evil...and more harmonious...each time a SyFy Channel executive is given the "boot."  Let us hope that "Comcast" continues to clean house at the SyFy Channel.
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Monday, February 24, 2014

Just Don't Show This to Universal Studios Executives Because it Would Make Their Eyes Bleed

 
 
http://www.blastr.com/2014-2-21/frell-yes-sequel-film-farscape-early-phases-development

Yes, Universal Studios executives have never liked the idea of doing continuations of classic "Science Fiction" television series because such practices usually debunk their preconceived corporate notions that "Mass Market Television Audiences" wouldn't be waiting for such continuations.

Rooted in Universal Studios executives not knowing the business they are supposed to be in since 1979.

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The Low Budget, "Welfare Joe" Production That Was Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Series is Still Dwarfed By The Immensity of "The 1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series to This Very Day



Ronald D. Moore's "little - wittle"..."teeny - weeny" control room in his "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series.


The bridge - ("Core Command") from the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series. To this day, it remains "The most spacious, complex, and intricate bridge set ever constructed" for a Science Fiction television series and / or movie.


The "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) spaceship. Actually, a "Dustbuster" you can place in your hip pocket after you're done sucking up the dust from your desktop.


The masterpiece of artistic design that is the "Battlestar Galactica" spaceship from the "1978 Battlestar Galactica" series. The superiority and photogenic properties of this ship remain unchallenged to this very day.

As long as you were never brainwashed by the relentless stealth marketing of the SyFy Channel for its stupid "GINO" series....

"Yes Virginia, 'The 1978 Battlestar Galactica Series' remains the superior product head & shoulders above 'GINO' to this very day!!"

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Ronald D. Moore Ventures Further and Further Into The Realm of "Imaginary, Wishful Thinking"...and Makes it His Own Reality



http://www.digitalspy.com/british-tv/news/a548157/ron-moore-on-helix-battlestar-and-rebooting-old-favorites.html

Boy, does this article ever read like (more than ever) that a guy's career is on the ropes and he is grasping for anything to cling to from a thousand different directions to try and save himself.

1. The "Wild, Wild West" remake for CBS-TV he was attached to was never made. It never came to fruition. Yet Moore is speaking as though it did.

2. Moore is acting as though a second season of "Helix" has already been written in ink. With ratings like this??

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/helix-season-one-ratings-31337/

3. "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) "didn't work" as a reboot of "Battlestar Galactica." I mentioned this the other day. If a "Mass Market Commercial Audience" isn't liking what you are doing, you are out of business....period. It doesn't matter if you personally like what you are doing, it doesn't matter if you personally believe what you are doing is "working." That is irrelevant in the economic realities of the television business. All that matters is if a "Mass Market Television Audience" is on your side and thinks what you are doing is "working." Ronald D. Moore had no such audience on his side with "GINO." This seems to be a recurring theme with Ronald D. Moore. He simply doesn't want to have to face the fact that his projects have never integrated well into the "Mass Market Commercial Landscape." He is not a "Mass Market Friendly Guy." To the extent of him not wanting to have to face or deal with the seemingly ongoing adversarial conflicts his television shows have always had in trying to be accepted by "Mass Market Television Audiences."

4. This article is reading like..."Ronald D. Moore never had a legitimate body of work to be proud of, so he making one up as he goes along."

5. "Helix" wasn't even created by Ronald D. Moore, yet the endless and ongoing flow of Internet articles like this one in the link above continue to try and paint the false picture of creation. "Helix" was created by Cameron Porsandeh.

6. There is nothing to be proud of if an Internet article labels you as a "Remake Maestro." Instead, it makes you out to be someone incapable of original thinking and incapable of coming up with your own ideas. And then proceeding in that same article to imply that remake projects you worked on came to fruition ("Wild, Wild West") is just downright insanity. And then proceeding in the same article to imply that you had worked on enough "original idea productions all your own" to have formulated a distinction between working on "remakes" and "original idea productions." I am not aware of any "original ideas" he has ever brought to anyone's table and brought to tangible fruition. Ronald D. Moore has spent his entire career working on projects invented by someone else.

7. I don't know what it is with Ronald D. Moore and Bryan Singer nowadays. The two of them simply do not tell the truth anymore....about anything.

This seems to be the process involved in drawing up an imaginary career for yourself on the Internet since you failed to do so in the real world. Ronald D. Moore and Bryan Singer get the round of applause.

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Sunday, February 23, 2014

What Have The Cast & Crew of "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Hopefully Learned in The Past 10 Years From Their "GINO" Fiasco?



1. Don't attempt doing a Science Fiction television series if you really suck at doing so.

2. Don't attempt doing anything called "Battlestar Galactica" unless you have the talent to do so.

3. Don't attempt doing anything called "Battlestar Galactica" unless you intend to revive the 1978 series.

4. Don't call your show "Battlestar Galactica" if your show is really, nothing but a televised version of "Blade Runner", a crappy soap opera, and a crappy simile to 9/11 all rolled into one.

5. If your ratings are low and your show is a mass market commercial failure, don't appear on magazine covers pretending like the exact opposite is going on.

6. Don't appear on magazine covers pretending like people love your show.

7. Don't pretend that your badly produced and badly written show is "Cutting edge", "Hip", "Contemporary", and "Always on the pulse of what everyone likes" when in fact, it is none of those things and has long since been rejected by a mass market television audience from every conceivable standpoint of good taste.

8. Pretending that you are loved, and pretending that you are a success, is not going to make your show that way. This isn't "Mind Over Matter" here. If you are good at making television shows, mass market audiences will find you. If you are not, mass market audiences won't look for you, which is what happened to "GINO."

9. If your ratings are low from day one and stay that way, don't renew the stupid show for three more low rated seasons.

10. If only the cast, crew, and network believe in a television show while mass market television audiences do not, you are immediately out of business....Period. It's the simple economics of television production that the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore chose to ignore. You aren't in the television business to do what you want, everyone and everything else be damned. You are in the business to put and keep on the air what mass market television audiences take a shining to. You are in the business to generate advertising revenue, not keep low rated garbage on the air as some sort of "Frat House Stunt" or ego stroking.

11. Never, ever hate your source material (The "1978 Battlestar Galactica" Series) especially when it is overwhelmingly obvious to the general public that the source material is far superior to your stupid little show from every conceivable standpoint (Imagination, Inspired Thinking, Imaginative Premise, Budget, Producing, Writing, Directing, Set Design, Wardrobe, Unprecedented Scope of Production, Casting, Characters, and Scripts.)

12. Don't do a Science Fiction television series if you are inclined to be a lazy producer(s) and a lazy network. No half baked and lazy plot device ("Everything that happened before will happen again all across the universe") will ever justify a contemporary wardrobe (business suits) being worn by humans supposedly not of this Earth. If you're not up to the job of doing a Science Fiction television series properly, don't do it at all.

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It's a Shame "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Was No Longer in Production at The Time Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) Series Aired


 
...If it had been, "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) could have gotten the full blast of ridicule it so richly deserved!!


Imagine the joy that could have been had if every episode of "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) had been justifiably ridiculed like this!!




Edward James Olmos was just begging to get ridiculed with chronic "Frowns" like this in every episode!!


I imagine the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" team would have ridiculed Edward James Olmos along these lines!!

I prefer these names for Edward James Olmos instead of Commander Adama!!

1. Commander "Rip Steakface"
2. Commander "Slate Slabrock"
3. Commander "Crud Bonemeal"
4. Commander "Brick Hardmeat"
5. Commander "Whip Slagcheek"
6. Commander "Punch Side-Iron"
7. Commander "Gristle McThornbody"
8. Commander "Slate Fistcrunch"
9. Commander "Butt Hardback"
10. Commander "Bob Johnson"

I have one of my own!!...

11. "Commander Sloppily Miscast"



The wardrobe people who worked on "GINO" deserved ridicule as well...

"Thank God there was a "Men's Department" thousands of light years from Earth selling three-piece business suits!!"

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Saturday, February 22, 2014

"Sharknado 2" is Filming in New York. I'm Surprised The "SyFy Channel" Could Afford The "Filming Permit" to Film in New York Given The Low Ratings They Get For Everything On Their Schedule



http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/sharknado-2-filming-takes-nyc-times-square-article-1.1621057

A few irresistible comments I can't help but make about "Sharknado 2: The Second One"...

1. "SyFy Channel" held a writing contest open to the public to come up with a title for this second movie. Do you mean to tell me that out of all of those entries, "Sharknado 2: The Second One" was the best of the bunch? I suspect that the "SyFy Channel" never used any of the entries submitted to them by the public and instead...came up with a totally brain dead title on their own which perfectly reflects their ongoing and staggering lack of flair, pizzazz and imagination as television programmers...

"Sharknado 2: The Second One"

Yep, that title smells like a "SyFy Channel Executive" title.

2. Always be very worried when this television network (SyFy) is so proud of their low rated and schlocky "Sharknado" movies that they actually regard them as "Shakespeare on Broadway."

3. Poor Judd Hirsch is apparently the latest actor to be stereotyped by SyFy Channel executives as someone to be made fun of by casting him in one of their crappy movies simply because he was a highly respected actor in the early and mid 1970s primarily. Ongoing irony, isn't it? The supremely untalented and imagination deficient "SyFy Channel Executives" casting stones at other people infinitely more talented than they are. Reverse psychology ego boosting no doubt. "Yes, you are more talented, artsy, and imaginative than we are..."but"...."but"...you are a NERD for being so!!" This has been the primary and shaky building block of the entire network, and why the network has never been terribly successful and has always SUCKED. The SyFy Channel has always regarded "talent" in other people as something to be made fun of because they (as a cable network) have never had it.

4. Rest assured that no matter how low the ratings are for "Sharknado 2: The Second One", we will still get "Sharknado 3: The Third One."

5. It's only a matter of time before Seth MacFarlane thoroughly trashes the "Sharknado" movies on "Family Guy." And no...."SyFy Channel"....It won't be a compliment.

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And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.


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Friday, February 21, 2014

The Uppermost Question I Get From Science Fiction Fans All Over The World Is..."How And Where Do I Go to Get Taught to Be a 'Fake Wrestler' On The SyFy Channel?"


http://www.wwa4.com/

http://www.syfy.com

 

Look no further, Science Fiction fans!! You too can be taught the careful choreography involved in being a "Fake Wrestler" on the "SyFy Channel!!"

You too can learn....

1. How to throw a fake punch without it really connecting to your opponent.
2. How slamming your foot on the mat simulates your fake punch connecting with your opponent.
3. How to make your feet absorb the full impact of you landing on the mat on your back.
4. If you are a professional wrestler you are really a professional stunt man.

5. If you are ricocheting off the ropes to gain momentum in order to slam your opponent, your opponent is really working with you to NOT INJURE YOU. Choreography baby!! In dancing and wrestling!!

6. Every wrestling match you have ever seen on the SyFy Channel is carefully discussed, staged, choreographed, and camera blocked (by professional stunt men in front of and behind the camera) before broadcast on the SyFy Channel. This keeps the insurance companies who insure the SyFy Channel medically....at peace.

So!! Come on board "one and all" and be a professional wrestler (stunt man) for the SyFy Channel!!

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 Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60

And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.


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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Start Spreading The News!! Let Everyone Know That Jimmy Fallon is The New Host of "The Tonight Show"...By Clicking The Link on The "SyFy Channel" Home Page!!


http://www.Syfy.com

As we all know, "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" has already proven to be one of the greatest "Science Fiction" television series of all time!! And "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" is indeed Science Fiction according to the SyFy Channel's ridiculously broad and all encompassing definition of what they always claim "Science Fiction" is!!

Go ahead!! Click the link on the "SyFy Channel" homepage and show your support for this new and exciting "Science Fiction" television series!!

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 Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

http://languatron.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=60

And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.


http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/fullen1264