Saturday, April 28, 2018

What This Blog Is Seeing Again & Again Is a Staggering Lack of Imagination and Inspired Thinking In "Science Fiction / Fantasy Television Series" Supposedly Taking Place On Alien Planets



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Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only)....series

Doesn't anyone hire imaginative production designers and art directors anymore? Become very skeptical when the producer(s) of any new Science Fiction / Fantasy television series supposedly taking place on an alien planet tell you that the reason why their alien world looks just like ours and that its inhabitants dress just like us is a good natured attempt on their part to get their alien world(s) to relate to us, the viewers.

Nonsense!! That's just..."Producer Code"...for..."We didn't have enough money in our budget to hire monumentally gifted Production Designers and Art Directors to design mind blowing alien worlds for you, the television viewers. And we just don't give a shit."

"Krypton"...supposedly takes place on Superman's home planet generations before he was born yet everyone is attired in the same old Earth bound fabric clothing of jump suits, capes, and cowboy style holsters and pistols.

Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series was such a god forsaken mess of..."We don't give a shit in the Wardrobe Department"...that everyone in this laughable series was attired in every article of clothing available in every retail clothing store in Vancouver, British Columbia. Yet this retarded series was supposed to be taking place in a solar system thousands of light years from Earth on 12 Worlds!!

A lot of this bullsh*t taking place in television productions nowadays is a combination of:

1. The... "I don't give a shit"...mentality from the current crop of television producers.
2. A lack of adequate funding and talent in the wardrobe design departments.
3. It's always easier to just go out and buy your wardrobe from Sears than design it yourself.

Television nowadays is regressing back to the low budget days of the..."Saturday Morning Serials"... of the 1930's thru the 1950's where there were no budgets back then either for imaginative wardrobes to adequately depict alien worlds or fantastic situations.

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Friday, April 27, 2018

Is The "SyFy Channel" (Once Again) Unable To Get Its "Mojo On" With Another New Original Production? The "SyFy Channel" Still "Can't Get It Up?"



http://headlineplanet.com/home/2018/04/26/ratings-syfys-krypton-endures-another-decline/

https://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/krypton-season-one-ratings/

Down & down the ratings go.


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Step right up folks...and witness the only business in all of Hollywood failing with a..."Superhero Themed Production"...

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How do you fail with..."Superman??"...

How do you do that...even accidentally??

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This Blog Has The Utmost Confidence That The Combined Forces of Universal Studios, Francis Lawrence, Michael DeLuca, Scott Stuber, and Lisa Joy Will Never Produce One Inch of Motion Picture Film With "Battlestar Galactica" In It. No Matter How Many Decades Pass



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http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Well, it's been 26 months. Has anyone seen even a sketch on a cocktail napkin for this production?

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Tuesday, April 24, 2018

With Ratings This Low Across The Board, Have "SyFy Channel" Executives Begun Attending Psychiatric Guided "Group Therapy" Yet?


Syfy TV shows: canceled or renewed?



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SyFy Executives: "We try and we try but we just can't achieve the bare minimum number of 1.0 in everything we attempt. It's been this way for 19 years."

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Psychiatrist: "It appears to me that you people bit off more than you could chew from the very beginning. You all suck at what you do, with no ambitions in life to work anywhere else more successful combined with your corporate bosses always unwilling to sell the damn channel."

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Monday, April 23, 2018

The "SyFy Channel" Once Again Reaches Into Its "Bottomless Bag of Junk" For a Replacement To Its Now Extinct "Sharknado" Film Series

 

 
Because after all, doesn't it always make logical and perfect business sense to base a television series on a movie series that flopped at the..."Box Office"....?
 
 


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SyFy Channel: "All the junk that's fit to spit keeps the lovers of crap in eternal bliss."

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Sunday, April 22, 2018

Newsflash!! Universal Studios and Francis Lawrence Still Aren't Working On a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie. As If We Ever Need To Be Reminded!!


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Oh look!! IMDB.com can't find a..."Battlestar Movie"...anywhere in Francis Lawrence's work schedule either!!


Getting a..."Battlestar Movie"...out of Universal Studios during the past 40 years has proven to be worse than a severe case of..."Bowel Cramps"...

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"Oooohh"...."Aaaahh".....

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Friday, April 20, 2018

The "SyFy Channel" is Teaching All of Us Today That Being "Stoned" Out of Your Mind is Just Like Having a "Super Power", Like a "Spider Sense"




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http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the-6-most-underrated-stoner-heroes-in-movies-and-tv

Why is this blog having flashbacks to this awful..."SyFy Channel"...program?....

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SyFy Channel: Flirting with drugs and alcohol like a circling vulture for who knows how long!!

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Let Me Guess: Because "Ready Player One" Was Made and Distributed by "Warner Brothers", "Universal Studios" Was Only Able to Collect The Monthly Rent From "Amblin Entertainment" This Time Around


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Those of you in the..."Know"...will know exactly what I'm talking about.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Universal Studios and Francis Lawrence Continue to Remind All of Us That Science Fiction and "Battlestar Galactica" Remain Dead As a Viable Form of Media Entertainment Only Within The Charred Ruins of Universal Studios Itself

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Science Fiction and..."Battlestar Galactica"...continue to implode within the disastrous..."Universal Studios Corporation"....

Everywhere else it's doing just fine...

...MORE THAN FINE...


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Now, who is going to be the one RETARD in the room who is going to have the unmitigated gall to claim that Universal Studios doesn't have..."Personal Corporate Issues"...with Science Fiction and..."Battlestar Galactica?"....


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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

There Are Many Things That Can Cause Sleeping During The Day, including Universal Studios Upcoming Movie Schedule



http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

Wake the pooch if..."Clifford - The Big Red Dog"...ever gets made.

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Saturday, April 14, 2018

This Blog Likes To Periodically Confirm That Universal Studios Never Has Been, Isn't Currently, And Never Will Be Working On a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie


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No matter what Frances Lawrence claims to the contrary...


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You Mean, "Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel" Actually Has An Opinion On What Went Wrong With The 1998 "Lost In Space" Movie??





Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel -

The very same corporation that never got its..."Corporate Ass"...straightened out at how they have always mishandled the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property for the past 40 consecutive years...

...The very same corporation that hasn't been able to make a..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie at all during the past 17 consecutive years after first announcing it 17 years ago...

...is actually offering us its opinion on went wrong with the..."1998 Lost In Space"...movie??

The IRONY here is stunningly CORONARY in that disturbing HEART DISEASE sort of way.

What went wrong with the..."1998 Lost In Space"...movie? Not a damn thing. This blog likes it and has always liked it!!

It sure as hell is infinitely more entertaining than Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...junk, that's for damn sure!!

And the..."1998 Lost in Space"...movie didn't have an eternally frowning Edward James Olmos either!!

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This is like someone who doesn't know how to fly passenger airliners criticizing the pilots who do know how to fly them on a daily basis.

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Because Only The "SyFy Channel" Recognizes The "25th Anniversaries" of "Box Office Flops"


 



It's just how the..."SyFy Channel"...is and how the..."SyFy Channel"...always has been. No one wants to know why because everyone is too horrified to ask.

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Friday, April 13, 2018

With "Daily Irony" Continuing To Be The Hallmark of The Day To Day Operations of "Comcast-Universal", The "SyFy Channel" Website Talks About The "Lost In Space" Remake On "Netflix"








...Without parent corporation..."Comcast-Universal"...simultaneously asking the overwhelmingly obvious question...

Comcast-Universal: "Hmmm!! What outer space property do we have in our ownership that we could dust off and bring back to life without taking over 40 years to do it in endless..."Politically Based Corporate Procrastination"....spanning decades?"...

...Ummm...."Battlestar Galactica?"....



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This blog has said it before and it will continue saying it again and again ad infinitum...

"Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel"...likes to watch other people doing Science Fiction, but it doesn't like doing it themselves.

"Comcast-Universal / SyFy Channel"...is the laziest ass corporation on Earth when it comes to the entire, all encompassing topic of Science Fiction in media. They don't like doing it.

Despite the fact that Science Fiction in media is a hot money maker right now in cinema and on television.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

If "Comcast-Universal" Just Shut Down The "SyFy Channel" And Kept The "SyFy.com" Website, No One Would Know The Difference


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"Comcast-Universal"...take a hint. No one is watching this channel and no one has ever watched this channel, no matter what you try to do with it.

The excessively blatant and flat out bad mismanagement of this channel primarily in the decade of the 2000's is what doomed it and did it in forever and ever.

No matter what current management therapies may be administered currently.

The bad  course trajectories in the 2000's of this channel were and are just too severe to overcome.

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Monday, April 9, 2018

One Thing The "SyFy Channel" Will Never Lose Sight Of Is Its Thorough Commitment To Bad Television



http://www.syfy.com

Did this low rated movie series ever get even curiosity seekers at..."Comic-Con"...conventions?

Surely there are people out there who demand more from entertainment than mere chainsaw attacks on flying sharks.

Ooops!! I forgot about the..."Trump Supporters"...

Those scholastically handicapped, morally vacuous, and politically uneducated rascals!!

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Sunday, April 8, 2018

Usually When Someone Or Something Repeatedly Makes The Decision To Not Participate In Something, Lack of Intelligence Is Usually The Culprit Not Admitted To




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In the case of Trump, the unspoken reason(s) why he doesn't attend the..."White House Correspondent's Dinners"...every year is because he lacks the intelligence and the quick wit to withstand the witty barbs being hurled his way by the very intelligent guest speakers from Hollywood and in the news media. But of course Trump will say anything to cover that up...such as he won't rub elbows with the dishonest news media and the Hollywood establishment he suddenly and spontaneously has moral issues with.

In the case of Universal Studios repeatedly choosing not to participate in the..."Science Fiction Media Bonanza"...in the past and currently being experienced in both cinemas and on television, the unspoken reason(s) why Universal Studios chooses not to participate is because of Universal Studios lack of intelligence, quick wit, and inspired thinking as a corporation to make notable contributions to the Science Fiction media genre. Thus, we have Universal Studios unable to make a..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie after 17 years of promising to do so in its fake press releases, and Universal Studios repeatedly unable to participate in the overall Science Fiction media genre with its..."SyFy Channel"....

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Saturday, April 7, 2018

"Comcast-Universal" Remains Unphased By Yet Another Outer Space Property Being Brought Back Appropriately



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The..."Comcast-Universal"...."Unphased by Anything...Corporate Response History"...to all manners of outer space properties being brought back and utilized during the past 40 years...

1. Netflix - "Lost in Space"
2. "Paramount Pictures" - "Star Trek"... currently in cinemas
3. "Disney" - "Star Wars"... currently in cinemas
4. The... "Rick Berman Era of Star Trek"...in television syndication 1987-2001
5. "Babylon 5"...in television syndication
6. "Star Trek"...previously in cinemas 1979 - 1994

...And Universal Studios..."Battlestar Galactica"...has been where all of this time?

Sorry...Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name only)...series doesn't count!!

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John Carpenter On The "SyFy Channel." With Toned Down Violence and Commercial Breaks. Sounds Like a Winner to Me!!


The legendary horror director has also inked an overall deal with Universal Cable Productions and is prepping 'Nightside' for the small screen.



John Carpenter on a never highly regarded basic cable channel (SyFy) is like a bland hot fudge sundae without the hot fudge.

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Is it even worth the effort for all involved?

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Why Does The "SyFy Channel" Keep Falling In Love With Box Office Flops That No One Else On This Earth Ever Gives Two Shits About?





I guess it's because these..."Box Office Flops"...are usually owned by the..."SyFy Channel's"...parent corporation..."Comcast-Universal"...


Because the parent corporation can always do no wrong...even when they do.

Right..."SyFy?"...

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Friday, April 6, 2018

How Is All of That "Live Streaming" Working Out For The "SyFy Channel?"


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The..."SyFy Channel"...will apparently begin..."Live Streaming"...at..."Comic-Con"...conventions shortly.



It should be pointed out that the..."SyFy Channel"...will be reporting on new Science Fiction based movie and television productions at these conventions that... it...itself...never had the slightest interest to create, produce, and write itself...for years and years...opting always instead for..."Bonnie Hammer's Brain Freeze Crap"...totally unrelated to Science Fiction television programming.



As well as the..."SyFy Channel's"...parent corporation..."Universal Studios"...never having the slightest interest (for four decades) in doing anything constructive within the Science Fiction genre or with the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property specifically.



Yet, the..."SyFy Channel"...will be..."Live Streaming"...at..."Comic-Con"...conventions across the country reporting on...WHAT OTHER CORPORATIONS ARE DOING...within the Science Fiction genre.



The...IRONY...of..."Comcast-Universal / SyFy channel"....related to its baffling conduct as a corporation when it comes to Science Fiction and..."Battlestar Galactica"...continues to know no bounds.



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