Friday, April 29, 2016

Some of Donald Trump's "Politically Uneducated Loon-Bat Followers" Are The Same "World Wrestling Federation Nitwits" That Watch The SyFy Channel




I see it every day on the news. Donald Trump's followers and supporters starting riots at every location in which Donald Trump speaks.

And then it finally dawned on me!! Wait a minute. These are no doubt the same uneducated and illiterate morons that have watched all of the crap and the nonsense on the..."SyFy Channel"....for the past 15 or so years ever since..."NBC-Universal"...first started owning it and mismanaging it.

The same idiots that have watched wrestling on the..."SyFy Channel"...The same idiots that watch a new...."Sharknado"....movie every year. The same idiots that watched..."Crossing Over With John Edward"....and believed it. The same idiots that got drunk watching..."Geeks Who Drink."

These same..."Redneck Hillbilly Idiots".... are now raising hell at Donald Trump's rally's in support of Donald Trump. Because they are...

1. Politically Uneducated
2. Never graduated from high school.
3. Never attended a high school..."Civics"....class a day in their worthless lives.
4. Never attended any sort of class that educates one on the workings of our government and politics.

In other words...the typical..."SyFy Channel"...audience member.

Look at them!! Look at all of them with these..."Retarded Blank Expressions"...on their faces while they're sitting behind Donald Trump while he is giving one of his speeches. Even though Trump is speaking to them at a..."6th Grade Level"..., they still don't know what he is talking about. Even though Trump uses..."6th Grade Level"...words like..."Collusion"...his followers still don't know what he is talking about. All the while Trump is spinning his right arm with his index finger and thumb stuck together. What the hell is that all about?

The only time Trump gets cheers from this audience is when he uses simple concepts and words they can understand...

1. Build wall
2. Make America great again
3. Bring jobs home
4. Lying Ted

Yes, Trump has captured the..."SyFy Channel"... audience alright!! ____________________________________



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Thursday, April 28, 2016

My Predictions For The Spring of 2018



1. Hillary Clinton will have completed a spectacular first year in office as..."President of The United States."

2. Carly Fiorina, Michelle Bachmann, and Sarah Palin will all be institutionalized indefinitely for long term psychiatric evaluation.

3. Everyone in the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"...will also be institutionalized indefinitely for long term psychiatric evaluation

4. Universal Studios will make its next..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release Movie Announcement."

5. Ted Cruz will open a taco stand at..."Niagara Falls"...

6. John Kasich will go into private practice as a psychiatrist treating the crazy Republican members of the..."House"....and the..."Senate."

7. Donald Trump will buy a carnival and personally operate the...."Tilt - a - Whirl."

8. The dusty remains of Mitch McConnell will need to be vacuumed up off of the..."Senate"....floor when he finally disintegrates from old age.

9. The Koch brothers will pursue spirituality and enlightenment in the Middle East while at the same time instructing the United States Government to filter their massive wealth into the economy of the United States.

10. Kim Kardashian will be the next face on the..."$10.00 Bill"....But not necessarily her face, you know what I'm saying? (wink, wink)

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Universal Studios Wants To Take "Another Crack At" Making a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie



http://movieweb.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-new-producers/

...Or so the claim is made from the horse's mouth.



...or in Universal Studios case...the claim is made directly from the horse's rear end.


How does a studio..."take a crack at"...making a movie? Either you make a movie or you don't. Either you want to make a movie or you don't. There's no...."taking a crack at"....movie making. If Universal Studios understood this, there would have been a..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie long before their 38 year long procrastinating in making this movie.

Let's get down to..."Brass Tacks"....

1. Universal Studios hasn't wanted anything to do with...."Battlestar Galactica"...for 38 consecutive years.

2. Universal Studios has made nothing but these..."Fake Battlestar Movie Press Releases"...going back a decade and a half.

3. Universal Studios has done nothing but release intentionally crappy and defective..."Battlestar 1978".....merchandise going back 38 consecutive years.

4. All of these childish actions on the part of Universal Studios have been designed to try and kill interest in the..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"....series among the general public. Which Universal Studios has failed to do.

5. Universal Studios isn't going to..."take a crack at anything"..."Battlestar 1978"...related for the remainder of its useless corporate existence on this Earth. If it hasn't done anything constructive by now, it sure as hell won't be doing anything constructive later.

6. Universal Studios even allowed all of the..."Battlestar 1978"...special effects footage to be stolen by the producers of the movie..."Space Mutiny"...in the 1980's.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

The "Starlog" and "Cinefantastique" Magazines of The 1970's Would Have Been Horrified And Outraged At The Existence of The "SyFy Channel"




Do you think I'm rough on the SyFy Channel? Just imagine how the SyFy Channel would have been treated by..."Cinefantastique"....and...."Starlog"....magazines if it had come along in the 1970's!!

Holy crap!! The SyFy Channel would have been getting...."Ripped a New Asshole"....every month by these two monthly magazines!!

Starlog: "If there is such a thing as..."Syence Fyction"...it is defined by this channel as a steaming pile of horse manure."

Cinefantastique: "The hippies and the burnouts from..."Woodstock"...in 1969 never disbanded after that concert. They instead got together and dreamed up this channel while heavily medicated on LSD."

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Monday, April 25, 2016

Do Television Critics Have a Condescending Attitude Towards The SyFy Channel?



It's always the same review after review isn't it?

Always along the lines of....

"Well, the SyFy Channel could never compete with..."The Walking Dead"...but since..."Z Nation"....is about the best they could do...it could still be watched for what it is I suppose."

"Wynonna Earp'.... lacks most of the basic ingredients making television programming watchable, but someone might find something entertaining in it."

"What can be said about...'Geeks Who Drink'...except you answer questions and then get plastered."

"Yes..."Sharknado"...is bad. But it's bad in that..."I don't have anything else to do on a Saturday night to kill time so I might as well watch it"...sort of stenching goodness."

"The SyFy Channel isn't necessarily a bad channel. It's just a mind numbing below average channel. A spectacular disaster of a cable channel."

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Did You Ever Notice How Practically Everyone Who Reviews a SyFy Channel Program Also Admits At The Beginning of The Review The Sad Fact That The SyFy Channel And Its Programming Isn't That Great In The First Place?



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/wynonna-earp-tv-review-879404

The reviews usually go something like this...

"Yeah...well...we at...'XYZ Magazine'....know right off the bat that the SyFy Channel never was terribly talented in the first place at providing any kind of programming...but some viewers still might enjoy this latest piece of fluff from them anyway."

As if it's universally acknowledged by all television critics to never expect too much from any SyFy Channel program one is assigned to review because the SyFy Channel just isn't run by talented people.
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Sunday, April 24, 2016

Why Is Everything On The SyFy Channel Never As "Sharp, Funny, Thematically Rich, And Consistently Well Cast" As It Needs To Be?



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/wynonna-earp-tv-review-879404

Well, for starters...

1. The overall limited resources of the SyFy Channel.

2. Limited funding.

3. Zero talent in the executive offices of the SyFy Channel and out in the field where these shows are actually being made.

4. The lack of motivation at the SyFy Channel to want to better itself in all areas of its business.

5. The wrong people (not Science Fiction fans) wound up buying and managing this channel back in 1999.

That pretty much covers it for now.

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