Thursday, March 26, 2015

I Get It!! "SyFy" Is An Acronym For "Smack Your Fanny, Yowza!!" It's Some Sort Of Weird, Wrestling Lingo


http://www.syfy.com

It's something you would expect from a channel that is...

65% Wrestling
30% Schlocky Horror
5% Failed Attempts at Science Fiction

Why doesn't NBC-Universal just complete their murder of this once great Science Fiction channel and make it 100% wrestling? It's the only thing they know how to do as television programmers. Put junk on the air appealing to the..."Trailer Park Trash".....demographic.

SyFy - "Smack Your Fanny, Yowza!!"

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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Yes, It's The Annual "Pigasus Award" Given For "Psychic Fraud" In Television Programming. Yes, The SyFy Channel Has Won A Few Over The Years


http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/04/when-pigs-fly-pigasus-awards-bestowed-on-the-deserved/

http://archive.randi.org/site/index.php/jref-news/2074-jrefs-pigasus-awards-honors-dubious-peddlers-of-woo.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigasus_Award

You mean...."Crossing Over With John Edward"....wasn't real? Where does this leave the rest of the supposedly authentic...."Paranormal Programming"....on the SyFy Channel?

1. Ghost Hunters
2. Ghost Mine
3. That new ghost show on the SyFy Channel
4. Haunted Highway

Where does the SyFy Channel hang its...."Pigasus Awards?"....In Bonnie Hammer's office?

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"Robots And The U.S. Army vs. Sea Monsters. What Could Go Wrong?"


http://www.syfy.com

What could go wrong? Umm, more low ratings for the SyFy Channel?


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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

"Can You Tell Me How To Get...How To Get To 'Sesame Street?'" Public Television You Ask? Nope!! It's Just The SyFy Channel Doing Another Weird, Identity Morph Thing. Another Day, Another Temporary Channel Identity For SyFy

 


Where's..."Big Bird?"...and...."Oscar The Grouch?"...and...."Bert and Ernie?"....and the other...."Muppets?"....and....sing-a-longs?.....and....imaginary stories?



 https://fakemovienews.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/bert-and-ernie2.jpg

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Monday, March 23, 2015

Now Here Is a Business Practice Completely Foreign To NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel.




http://www.tvwise.co.uk/2015/03/the-x-files-revival-nears-greenlight-at-fox-network-eyes-short-order-gillian-anderson-david-duchovny-to-return/

....Actually following through with a project after announcing it in a legitimate press release.

Thank God NBC-Universal doesn't own the..."X-Files".... If it did, we would never see this revival....EVER!!



April 8th, 2014 - And I do believe we have an anniversary coming up!! Yes, on April 8th 2015, it will be the one year anniversary of NBC-Universal's...."Latest and Fake Battlestar Movie Press Release!!" Won't that be fun? Thank God I'm here to keep everyone on their toes!!

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Wrestling, Horror Movies, And Cooking Shows. What Was The Name of This Channel Again?



http://www.syfy.com

If viewers want clashing segues from one television program to the next, they need not look any further than the SyFy Channel.

7:00 - Slither
8:30 - WWE Wrestling
9:30 - Marcel's Quantum Kitchen
10:00 - Into The Crapper With Wil Wheaton
10:30 - Pen & Teller
11:00 - Sharknado 4: Partridge Family Reunion

SyFy Channel: For the jaded television viewer (without a discriminating eye) who likes his / her television programming....Rattled....Shake & Baked.....Topsy Turvy.....Not Nailed Down....Half Ass....Without a common central theme connecting one program to the next....Stupid....Boring....Neophyte Managed....Chameleon-esque.....Fickle....Low Budget...and Lazy.

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Sunday, March 22, 2015

The SyFy Channel Seems to Operate Under The "Budget Conscious Oriented Options Program." Where Everything Looks And Is "Dirt Cheap"


http://www.syfy.com/olympus

Take this new show for example coming up on the SyFy Channel. It looks like the SyFy Channel is attempting a medieval epic of some sort. My God, Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith Show might as well be attempting...."King Lear"....on stage.

What can we tell just by looking at this photo?

1. It's being filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia.

2. The Wardrobe came from...."Bosco Johnny's Medieval Halloween Shop"...in beautiful, downtown Vancouver. We're not talking historically accurate...."Chain Mail"...here. We're talking...."Chain Rubber"...."Chain Plastic"....and..."Chain Cotton." In other words, a budget conscious wardrobe not available during the...."Dark Ages"....because the fabrics weren't invented yet and weren't invented until the 1950s and later. That blue tunic looks like it's made out of the same fabric as some of my summer sport shirts. I could make the same costumes using clothing from..."Haband"....as the base garments, with a Halloween shop providing the accessories.

3. This show won't be epic by any means.

4.  The swords will be rubber, the blood with be ketchup, the pregnant bumps on the medieval babes will be ...."Junior Miss"....pillows from..."Sears"...., and...."Burger King Catering"....will be barely out of camera range. And everyone in front of and behind the camera (just one) will be taking all of this with a somber / glum seriousness.

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