Sunday, February 18, 2018

Since Ronald D. Moore's Personal Excursions Into Outer Space Have Always Been Boring As Shit And "Rick Berman-esque", Even "Star Trek-The Animated Series" From 1973 (With Limited Animation) Is More Exciting Than Anything Moore Has Done Away From Rick Berman


https://www.avclub.com/battlestar-galacticas-ronald-d-moore-is-developing-a-n-1821374606

Give me limited animation..."Kirk"..."Bones"....and..."Spock"...over Ronald D. Moore's new inevitably boring (and highly derivative) outer space drama any day.

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What Happened To Bryan Singer After Being Fired From "Bohemian Rhapsody?"


Bryan Singer seems to be living the life after getting fired from Bohemian Rhapsody and getting accused of sexual misconduct again.




https://movieweb.com/bryan-singer-what-happened-after-bohemian-rhapsody-firing/

Well, there's always more..."Magnum Gold"...ice cream commercials he could direct...




And there's always..."Barber College"...


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Only In The Magical And Mystical Business World of The "SyFy Channel", Where Ratings Failures Mean Successes, Would 0.5 Ratings Warrant Season Renewals

Happy! TV show on Syfy: season 1 viewer votes episode ratings (cancel or renew season 2?)




Yes..."Happy"...is a ratings failure by every metric used to measure such things, yet it was renewed for a second season.

The..."SyFy Channel"...wouldn't know what to do with a ratings success if it bit it in the ass. Since such an occurrence would be totally foreign to the..."SyFy Channel"...

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Thursday, February 15, 2018

Remember That School Photo of Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer When He Snuck In To a Photo Shoot of an "Extracurricular High School Group" That He Didn't Belong To and Turned His Head Away Just As The Photographer Snapped The Photo?

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Obviously, the late Jeffrey Dahmer didn't belong with that group of people. But he snuck into the photo shoot anyway.






This is what we have with the..."SyFy Channel"...now. Trying to muscle and strong arm itself in to the legitimate..."Science Fiction"...genre after spending years...

1. Mocking the legitimate..."Science Fiction"...genre during the early Bonnie Hammer years.

2. Making awful horror movies such as..."Sharknado"..."Ice Spiders"...and..."Shartopus"...

3. Making itself a..."WWE Wrestling Channel"...for years.

4. Ridiculing early Science Fiction shows (circa 2001) it used to show with sarcastic..."pop-up comments"...on the screen ridiculing such legitimate..."Science Fiction"...shows as..."Six Million Dollar Man"..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"...."Buck Rogers"...."Wonder Woman"...and..."Knight Rider"...

5. Raiding the..."USA Film Vaults"...for crappy non-Science Fiction movies from Universal Studios such as..."Cape Fear"...

6. Showing reruns of..."C.S.I."...????

And now the..."SyFy Channel"...is all up in the asses of the various..."Comic-Cons"...occurring all over the country during different dates.

This channel (SyFy) and earlier..."Sci-Fi"...during the early Bonnie Hammer years has not needed to exist at all during the past 18 years. Legitimate Science Fiction fans (and cable television overall) would have been just been fine without it after all of this time.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2018

My All Time Favorite "SyFy.com" Article, Is When It Tried to Categorize The Birthday of Actor Lee Majors, As a Fictitious Event Within The Realm of Science Fiction (Sc-Fi History)

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http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/april-23-day-sci-fi-history

Yes, my friends. The birth of actor Lee Majors never really happened according to http://www.syfy.com.

It was merely a fictitious event within the realm of..."Sci-Fi History"...

Somebody scrap this channel and its website...PRONTO...TONTO!!

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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Because As We All Know, Any Discussions Of Nuclear War Have Always Fallen Safely Within The Realm of Science Fiction





When is the..."SyFy Channel"...ever going to learn the definition of..."Science Fiction"...and that the subject of..."Nuclear Holocaust"...for example, is not..."Science Fiction?"...

Additonally, all of the movies discussed by the..."SyFy Channel"...in the link above are not..."Science Fiction"...and are rather..."Action / Adventure"...with..."Nuclear Holocaust"...as a plot.

This damn channel (SyFy) and the people who run it (mismanage it) should have been run out of business decades ago.

Claiming that..."Nuclear Holocaust"...is..."Science Fiction"...(as it is being packaged in this article) is the same thing as claiming that..."Lung Cancer"....is..."Science Fiction"...or that..."Miscarriages"....or..."Mental Illness"...or..."Rape"...or..."Heart Attacks"...or..."Child Abuse"...is.."Science Fiction"...as well.

The..."SyFy Channel"...has always granted itself way too much leeway in what it thinks..."Science Fiction"...is.

The..."SyFy Channel"...was supposed to have been a..."Science Fiction"...channel all of this time (since 1999) was it not?

Well, they sure as hell have long since failed at that, haven't they?

In the future my fellow classmates, the..."SyFy Channel"...(the former wrestling channel) will be trying to package the following subjects as..."Science Fiction"...as well...

1. Incest
2. Murder
3. Genocide
4. Road Rage
5. Spouse Abuse
6. Paraplegia
7. Sexual Harassment
8. Suicide
9. Cancer
10. Strokes

As I always say, I could always use a good knowledgeable education from..."The Former Wrestling Channel"...(SyFy)...on all of the ills that plague our world. All packaged in a..."Brown Science Fiction Envelope"...

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Monday, February 12, 2018

In The "This Blog Always Dares To Be Different Department"...It Reviews "Ghostbusters 2016"

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This blog has a huge issue with..."Ghosters 2016"...or..."Ghostbusters: Answer The Call"...

It has nothing to do with it having an all female cast. Quite the contrary. This blog will always welcome the all female cast leads in this movie. 

No, the issue this blog has with this movie, is how staggeringly unfunny it is. Not only that, but the half hour of re-inserted deleted footage in this Blu-Ray only makes it unfunnier.

This movie feels as though the first draft script was filmed without a minimum of a dozen re-writes and without inspired polishing of the dialogue on set just before the cameras were set to roll from scene to scene.

It really looks like Paul Feig had nothing more than the barest scrap pile outlines of bad ideas for an overall script from scene to scene, doing nothing more than instructing his cast members to improv from moment to moment hoping that something funny might come out of the spontaneous dialogue. Unfortunately, nothing did.

Instead of working with solid and funny bits of dialogue, the cast members instead are just chit-chatting to one another as best they can, with nothing thoughtful, inspired, and funny coming out of the dialogue. 

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This blog believes that Paul Feig was too disinterested in this project from a script, directing, and dialogue standpoint to really care. 

The dailies of this movie were being seen by many, many people on an ongoing basis as filming had commenced. This includes studio executives, the cast & crew, and Paul Feig himself. Surely it must have dawned on someone(s) within that vast group of viewers that what was unfolding in the newly filmed footage was unfunny, uninspired, flat, pointless, meandering, and chit-chatty dialogue. Someone who could have said..."This dialogue isn't funny, this scene needs to be re-filmed"...

This unfunny dialogue got the.."Stamp of Approval"... from everyone in the group above long before this movie was ever finished and released to the public. That in itself is criminal.

There have been other criminal acts committed by the copyright owners against the..."Ghostbusters"...franchise as well since 1984, primarily in Paul Feig's turd of a movie.

1. The fact that Columbia Pictures hasn't been able to make a funny..."Ghostbusters"...sequel to the brilliant 1984 original for 34 consecutive frickin' years. "Ghostbusters 2"...in 1989 is almost as bad (unfunny) as Paul Feig's turd of a movie.

2. The fact that even with the involvement of Dan Aykroyd and Ivan Reitman in Paul Feig's turd of a movie, it was still staggeringly unfunny.

3. The fact that even with the cameos of Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson, Annie Potts, and Sigourney Weaver in Paul Feig's turd of a movie, all of their cameos were badly written and staggeringly unfunny. Not even all of their combined cameos were able to save this movie from..."Paul Feig's Turd Toilet"...

4. The fact that not even the cameo of the..."Stay Puft Marshmellow Man"...was able to save Paul Feig's turd of a movie.

5. The fact that the relentless and incoherently written..."CGI Visual Effects Orgasm"...towards the end of Paul Feig's turd of a movie had you rooting for no one and instead just left you exhausted and confused watching it.

6. The fact that not one cameo from anyone from the original 1984 movie had you cheering because all of these cameos were so badly written.

7. The fact that all of the dialogue in Paul Feig's turd of a movie can be described in one phrase:

"Chit-Chatty Clap-Trap dialogue in search of funny one liners."

And failing miserably in the process.

8. The fact that Chris Hemsworth never should have left the safe haven of his..."Thor"...movies. His acting was terrible and of course, his part was badly written.

9. Too many scenes were in this movie just for the sorry sake of being there and did nothing to progress what little coherent plot there was. These scenes just appeared from out of nowhere:

a. Chris Hemsworth starts dancing for no reason at all with cops and firefighters. Why?
b. Kate McKinnon suddenly starts dancing with flamethrowers. Why?
c. Melissa McCarthy has a few unfunny scenes with a soup delivery guy. Why?
d. Bill Murray shows up just so his character can be thrown out of a window. Why?
e. The mayor and his female assistant were apparently just there to be staggeringly unfunny.

10. The cameras used to film this movie didn't even need to be turned on to film this garbage. All of the studio executives and scriptwriters associated with this movie didn't know the first things about:

a. Entertaining a mass market audience and the..."Ghostbusters"...fan base.
b. Constructing an entertaining, logical, and funny script.
c. Building a script with solid structure, pacing, verisimilitude, and inspired humor.

11. With the re-inserted, deleted scenes...this movie (even more so) just drags on and on going nowhere in the process. The bad dialogue in particular just paddles faster and faster while going nowhere in the water. The uninspired and unfunny dialogue was..."Dead On Arrival"...the moment it was..."improv-ed"...on the set while the cameras were rolling.

12. The fact that Paul Feig's turd of a movie begins right off the bat being staggeringly unfunny with a tour guide showing people around an old castle. Barely one minute after the movie begins, the unfunny dialogue starts. This has to be a world's record...

Tour Guide: "So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only 19th century home in New York City preserved both inside and out. At the time of its construction, it was one of the most elegant homes in existence. Um, interesting fact. This grandfather clock was on the Titanic and was saved by Sir Aldridge. A Romanian woman and her child were forced to leave the lifeboat to make room. Uh, over here, you can imagine Sir Aldridge entertaining his wealthy guests. It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum first had the idea to enslave elephants. And if you'll follow me... Now, I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky."

https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=ghostbusters-2016

That bit of pathetic dialogue was enough in itself to not only kill this movie, but to also kill any future chances of more..."Ghostbusters"...theatrical films as well.

Here's a thought. How about if all future..."Ghostbusters"...movies (if there are any) after Paul Feig's franchise killing movie, are made by people who actually have a sense of humor?

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