Monday, July 24, 2017

It's Never a Good Sign For The Longevity and Legacy of a Television Series When Only The Cast and Crew Fondly Remember It

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1. The mass market television audience didn't want it.
2. Fans of the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"...didn't want it.
3. Television stations don't want to buy it 12 years later for syndication.
4. The series was a mass market flop.
5. The..."SyFy Channel"...itself only occasionally mentions it in passing.

6. Only the cast and crew of..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....are so enamored with their own work on the show 12 years later.

Only this blog dares to put all four low rated seasons of..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...in to the same category as...

"The Star Wars Holiday Special"....

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There you go, Edward James Olmos!! This blog has your..."Blade Runner"...right here!!

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Friday, July 21, 2017

You Mean, Universal Studios is Finally Sending Out a Search Party For The "Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie" It Has Been Endlessly Re-Announcing via Its "Fake Press Releases" For The Past 17 Consecutive Years?




http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3448854/mr-robot-creator-directing-universals-bermuda-triangle-film/



 http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Every one of these..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Announcements"...from Universal Studios have been sucked into the..."Bermuda Triangle"...for the past 17 consecutive years.

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This Blog is Doing Its Very Own "Official Report" On "Comic-Con 2017"

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 http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/syfy-wire-is-at-comic-con-2017

1. The..."SyFy Channel"...doesn't belong there.

2. "SyFy Wire"...doesn't belong there.

3. The various producers, writers, and cast members of all..."SyFy Channel"...shows don't belong there.

4. The..."SyFy Channel"...itself clashes with true Science Fiction fans.

5. The..."SyFy Channel"...itself clashes with the whole..."Comic - Con"...experience.

6. The..."SyFy Channel"...itself needs to play in its own eccentric backyard.

7. Like all other previous..."Comic - Con"...conventions, the..."SyFy Channel"...will be ignored except for a few stragglers from Eli Roth's miniscule fanbase.

8. What sort of channel is the..."SyFy Channel"...again? A general interest, basic cable channel? The worst cable channel ever made?

9. A haven for redneck's and trailer park residents. (SyFy)

10. A channel (SyFy) that the vast majority of the population doesn't even pretend to watch, not even at..."Comic-Con"...

This concludes this blog's..."Official Report"...on..."Comic-Con 2017"...
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Thursday, July 20, 2017

If The "SyFy Channel" Had Been Owned And Managed By Intelligent People For The Past 17 Years, It Would Have Remade "The Questor Tapes"

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Too cerebral for the..."SyFy Channel"...Too much thinking required for the..."SyFy Channel's...miniscule..."Trailer Park Trash Hillbilly Audience"...accustomed to the likes of such junk as..."Sharknado"....and..."Night of The Wild"....

Ironically, The..."Questor Tapes"...is owned by Universal Studios yet the..."SyFy Channel"...hasn't touched it with a 10 foot cattle prod for a remake after all of these years. Which just goes to show how low the intelligent levels are of..."SyFy Channel"....executives.

The..."SyFy Channel"...has been too busy with horror and trash for the past 17 years. It's all they know and all that they understand.

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"Say thar...'Cousin Zeke'...What do you reckon those...'Questor Tapes'...are all about? I still have my old...'8 Track Player'...in the bath tub!!"
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In The "SyFy Channel's New "Krypton" Series, It Looks Like a Dome Was Merely Placed Over The City In Ronald D. Moore's "Caprica" Series

 

 
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Are we not supposed to be noticing this? Are we not supposed to be this astute in order to give the..."SyFy Channel"...the benefit of the doubt? 

We get it here at this blog. The..."SyFy Channel"...has always been a..."Small Fry / Low Budget Operation"...with limited resources and money.

Additionally, it took this long for the..."SyFy Channel"...to do a superhero based series? Yet another example of the..."SyFy Channel"....always waiting for others to do innovations in programming before they ever try it themselves...including Science Fiction.

Look at what has long since come before.."Krypton"...

1. Smallville
2. Supergirl
3. The Flash
4. Green Arrow
5. Xena - Warrior Princess
6. Hercules

The..."SyFy Channel"...continues to baffle everyone in its eccentric business practices. Always in a bad way.


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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Here is Another "Family Friendly Delight" Recently Available On..."SyFy On Demand"...

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Has anyone ever demanded anything from..."SyFy"...at a moment's notice? I doubt it.

"Pompeii"...starring Keifer Sutherland

This movie had more floggings, gladiator fights, and overall instances of..."Man's inhumanity to man".... in this troubled and dysfunctional society that when the volcano finally erupted towards the end of the movie....

 I WAS ROOTING FOR THE VOLCANO!!

I cheered every time the volcano spewed another fire ball and wiped out another blood thirsty monster in this movie including Keifer Sutherland's character.

I cheered at every fire ball taking down the..."Coliseum"...where every innocent victim was murdered.

The volcano was the true hero in this movie. Wiping out a troubled and dysfunctional society that didn't have any right to exist in the first place.

Of course this movie wasn't Science Fiction, so of course it was on..."SyFy on Demand"...

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Not Only The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made By The "SyFy Channel", But Also The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made, Period

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http://cinema-crazed.com/blog/2015/10/05/night-of-the-wild-2015/

This is basically what you get out of..."Night of The Wild"...as a viewer...

1. Scene after scene of grown adults allowing themselves to be taken down by rabid puppy dogs without even trying to kick them out of the way before they attack. Some of the victims being muscular big dudes as well.

2. A woman trying to cuddle her unknowingly rabid puppy dog who of course, puts her face right up in to the face of her little doggy who of course takes a bite out of her face.

3. The..."A to Z Playbook"...of every stupid ass thing a victim can do in a horror movie played to the umpteenth degree in this..."SyFy Channel"...original production. Including not fighting back when puppy dogs attack you.

4. Cast members obviously fighting..."Puppy Dog Puppets"...in some poorly choreographed and edited attack scenes.

5. If any little doggy can merely be flung away or kicked away by the stupid ass characters in this movie in order to save themselves, of course they don't do it.

6. Cast members staring in horror at drooling and rabid puppy dogs. Step on it at the very least!! Kick it in the..."Adam's Apple"...

Problem solved!!

7. This movie could have been cut short by 90 minutes if the characters simply did what normal people would have done when faced with killer puppies. Kick the living shit out of them while they're charging you.

8. The.."SyFy Channel"...and..."Asylum Films"...are responsible for this..."Idiotic Trash Fest"... from 2015.

9. At the end of the movie, the characters don't run back to their airplane in order to avoid the final confrontation with these killer puppies, even though they were a safe enough distance away from the dogs and still close enough to their plane to have easily run back to their plane and taken off.

10. Enough blood in this movie to make even an episode of..."Walking Dead"...blush.

Is this nitpicking? Nope!! It's merely pointing out the overwhelming obvious in bad film making. What the..."SyFy Channel"...and..."Asylum Films"...specialize in every time they join forces.

"Night of The Wild"...was definitely the precursor to the idiotic..."Sharknado"...movies.

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