Saturday, March 31, 2018

The "SyFy Channel" Has always Reeked of Borrowing Other People's Ideas. Putting It Mildly and Politely


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Well, what's on the..."SyFy Channel's...latest borrowing agenda?

1. Borrowing from Sam Raimi's..."Army of Darkness"...movie for..."Sharknado 6"...

And what was it before that?

1. Borrowing from Quentin Tarantino's and Robert Rodriguez's..."Grindhouse"...movie for..."Blood Drive"...

2. Borrowing from John Carpenter's..."Thing"...movie for..."Helix"...

3. Borrowing from AMC's..."Walking Dead"...series for..."Z Nation"..

4. Borrowing from..."Talk Soup"...for the..."Wil Wheaton Project"....

5. Borrowing from obscure comic books for television series ideas.

Maybe if the..."SyFy Channel"...stops looking around at what everyone else is doing, and actually starts coming up with some fresh, original ideas on its own, it might reach the point of actually being worth salvaging from its present state: an obscure and never taken seriously cable network.

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Is There No End To How Shameful The "SyFy Channel" Can Be?

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Really? The..."SyFy Channel"...is now ripping off..."Ash vs. Evil Dead"...with a chainsaw as the primary weapon of choice?
 
A chainsaw toting hero who travels back in time to fight beasties and knights. Where did we see this before?
 
Oh, now I remember...
 
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It's safe to say that this is the primary mental state of every..."SyFy Channel Executive"...
 
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The late Stephen Hawking before he passed away.
 
 
Here is the full description, published by Bloody-Disgusting: "All is lost, or is it? Fin unlocks the time-traveling power of the SHARKNADOS in order to save the world and resurrect his family. In his quest, Fin fights Nazis, dinosaurs, knights, and even takes a ride on Noah’s Ark. This time, it's not how to stop the sharknados, it's when."
 
knights: Somebody contact the legal people of Sam Raimi.
 
"Army of Darkness"...had a shitload of knights. With a chainsaw toting hero fighting them after traveling through a time warp.
 
A New title for..."Sharknado 6"...
 
"Sharknado 6: All Sam Raimi's Ideas"
 
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Friday, March 30, 2018

This Blog Has a Better Idea: How About If An Elite Group Of "Time Cops" Travels Back In Time In Order To Prevent The "Universal Studios Corporation" From Ever Purchasing and Trashing The Once Great "Sci-Fi Channel" of The 1990's?


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PHOTO: A scene from Sharknado 2: The Second One.


http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/syfy-confirms-sharknado-series-ending-6th-final-film/story?id=54097367


Preventing garbage like this from ever being produced?



Sounds like a plan to me!!


This blog even has a suggestion for the title of the final..."Sharknado"...film...


"Sharknado 6: Garbage Rest in Peace"



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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Universal Studios Level Headed Business Strategy (Sarcasm) For Dealing With Science Fiction and "Battlestar Galactica" Through The Course Of Its "Corporate Lifetime"


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1. Allowing..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"...to fall by the wayside via blatant bad management during the 1978-79 television season. Unwilling to realize at the time that it had a potential sized..."Star Trek"..."Star Wars"...monster on its hands.


2. Leaving..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"...as roadkill even during the monumentally successful..."Rick Berman Era of Star Trek"...from 1987 to 1993.


3. Not acknowledging the..."10th Anniversary"...of..."Battlestar Galactica"...in September 1988. This of course would continue in 1998, 2008, and 2018.


4. Still..."Corporate Comatose"...during the simultaneous era of..."Babylon 5"...running at the same time as the..."Rick Berman Era of Star Trek."


5. Begins work on a..."Battlestar Television Movie Pilot"...for..."FOX Television"...in 2001 that of course went nowhere.


6. Blows smoke up everyone's ass from 2001 to 2018 with an endless series of..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....that all lead to nowhere for 17 consecutive years.


7. Still..."Corporate Comatose"...in the 2000's and 2010's with new..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...theatrical films that rewrite box office records.


8. Trashing the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...of the 1990's by putting a woman in charge of it who didn't know a damn thing (Bonnie Hammer) about Science Fiction. What she did know a lot about was children's shows and women's programming. Sounds like a good fit to me!!

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9. Despite all of that, the people who have been working in this building for the past 40 consecutive years are still employed.


Despite having to say..."Bye-Bye"....to all of this...


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This blog is beginning to wonder if..."Joel Osteen"...is actually in charge of Universal Studios because that is the only way such incompetence in business spanning 40 consecutive years could ever be forgiven on an almost..."Religious / Biblical"...scale of forgiveness. We're talking God having to put in massive overtime on this one in order to save jobs. With loving Joel being the intermediary.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

It's Safe To Say That The Daily Traffic On This Blog Is Infinitely Greater Than The Low Ratings For Your Average "SyFy Channel" Show / Episode Broadcast

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This blog wins, hands down....

Universal Studios vs. The 1978 Galactica Series



The undisputed winner!!


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Monday, March 26, 2018

Every Corporate Reaction "Comcast-Universal" Has Ever Had to Science Fiction In General And "Battlestar Galactica" Has Always Been Incorrect And Underwhelming

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This blog has discussed this very issue in the past on many occasions. "Comcast-Universal"...as well as the predecessor..."Corporate Parents"...of..."Universal Studios"..."NBC / Vivendi / GE"...have never taken to..."Science Fiction"...and..."Battlestar Galactica...well at all. This corporation has always abused both, mismanaged both, and have always made stunningly incredulous bad business decisions with both.
 
 

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Someone could write a book about the stunningly crappy business decisions Universal Studios has made with the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property going back 40 consecutive years. Including Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...nonsense.

Oh, that's right. The book has already been written.

Unwilling to get a..."Battlestar"...movie off the ground for 40 consecutive years, as well as the previous 17 consecutive years after repeatedly announcing a new..."Battlestar"...movie in endless fake press releases...Universal Studios continues to limp along as a failed corporation without the slightest clue or desire to manage the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property correctly all the while continuing to miss out on the profits that could be had with..."Battlestar"...while competing with..."Star Trek"...and..."Star Wars"...If Universal Studios simply had the corporate intelligence to manage..."Battlestar Galactica"...correctly.

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What Universal Studios has done to the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...of the 1990's is equally criminal.

Initially turning this once great channel over to Bonnie Hammer who mismanaged the hell out of it like a bad episode of..."The View"...with Whoopi Goldberg, Bonnie Hammer guided this channel into the depths of one bad train wreck after another that continues to this very day in 2018.

Bonnie Hammer has an employment history of producing children's shows and apparently a gig at the..."Lifetime"...channel, so of course she was hired to manage the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...of the 1990's.

The moral of the story here is, check a person's employment history with greater scrutiny if you want to hire them to manage what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel.

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Francis Lawrence


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Michael DeLuca / Scott Stuber

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Lisa Joy

Have you ever noticed that all of the people Universal Studios claims it has hired to work on a..."Battlestar"...movie in its endless fake press releases are all underwhelming cretins with no experience working in Science Fiction in cinema or really anywhere else? They all come across as producer / rejects from the umpteenth..."Fast & Furious"....sequel that never inspires confidence in their abilities to make a..."Battlestar"...movie if only Universal Studios fake press releases were true.

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Saturday, March 24, 2018

In The Latest Action Packed Installment of "Why Comcast-Universal Never Should Have Owned The Sci-Fi (SyFy) Channel Going Back 19 Years", Fan Girls Review "Superman - The Movie"


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http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/fangrrls-on-film-superman-the-movie-1978

With all of the..."Psychological Depth"...we have come to expect from one of Bonnie Hammer's failed cable channels..."SyFy"...

The infamous..."Corporate Home"...of...

1. Sharknado
2. WWE Wrestling
3. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night
4. Geeks Who Drink
5. Z Nation
6. Blood Drive
7. Helix
8. Crossing Over With John Edward
9. Scare Tactics
10. Into The Crapper - with Wil Wheaton

Additionally, are we surprised that this review of..."Superman-The Movie"...is so devoid of any intelligence or insightful analysis since the..."Corporate Parent"...of the..."SyFy Channel"...is none other than..."Comcast Universal"...who also owns this guy and his show?


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This blog will now wait with..."Bated Breath"...for..."Dairy Queen"...to review..."Murder On the Orient Express"....The 2017 remake.


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Friday, March 23, 2018

You Will Never Hear This Statement From Universal Studios...EVER!!

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Universal Studios: "You know? We have been trying and trying for decades to get our latest movie with Steven Spielberg off of the ground. But we just haven't been successful!!"


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When it's your personal..."Gravy Train"...with Steven Spielberg, the..."Logistical Circumstances"...suddenly change for the better within the moviemaking process. Isn't that right, Universal Studios?

If Steven Spielberg suddenly announced that he were making a..."Battlestar"....movie, watch and see how quickly Universal Studios would turn around and make it. In cinemas within 12 months!!

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And Yet There Still Remains No Mention of a "Battlestar" Movie On The "IMDB" Page of Francis Lawrence

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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1349376/?ref_=nv_sr_1

But he sure has begun production on something else, hasn't he? The first episode of something called..."See"...

How can Francis Lawrence work on (direct) a..."Battlestar"...movie while at the same time working on something called..."See?"...

We went through all of this nonsense before with Bryan Singer.

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/francis-lawrence-gives-an-update-on-the-battlestar-galactica-movie-291

I quote an earlier statement from Universal Studios provided by an anonymous source...

Universal Studios: "If we wanted 'Battlestar Galactica', we would have done 'Battlestar Galactica."...

Which renders null and void this ridiculous statement...

"Universal Pictures have been attempting to get a feature-film based on Battlestar Galactica off the ground for quite some time, but they haven't been having much luck"...

Always remember...

Universal Studios: "If we wanted 'Battlestar Galactica', we would have done 'Battlestar Galactica."...

If Universal Studios really wanted a..."Battlestar"...movie all of this time (40 years), there would have been no stopping them all of this time. Regardless of who the director is, regardless of who the producers are, regardless of who the scriptwriters are, regardless of what the logistical roadblocks may have been. All of the studios (including conceivably Universal Studios) have people on staff whose sole job it is to remove any roadblocks in place preventing a movie from being made if a studio really wants a particular movie to be made.

Their jobs quite frankly, are to physically remove..."Logistical Roadblocks"...

Whether these roadblocks be...

1. Legal in nature

2. Salary disputes

3. Debris on a dirt road preventing a convoy of semi-trucks carrying filmmaking equipment from reaching its destination. Hiring a debris removal service to clear the road.

4. Getting legal permission from local authorities to begin..."on-location filming"...

5. Getting a contract set up with a caterer so the cast and crew can be fed on location.

There has been no such mechanism in place at Universal Studios (going back 40 consecutive years) allowing a new and legitimate..."Battlestar"...production to be made.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Is The SyFy Channel's New "Krypton" Series Taking Its Family Feuding Cues From "Dallas" And "Dynasty?"


Cameron Cuffe, Ian McElhinney in 'Krypton'


https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/20/entertainment/krypton-review/index.html



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Does this or does this not sound like the central plot to one of these old time soaps?

"It's a strange culture, to be sure, made more interesting by an abundance of name-dropping. Seg-El, for example, is involved with Lyta (Georgina Campbell), who comes from the House of Zod, a warrior family that serves the regime in power. Alas, Seg-El is promised to someone else."

1. The House of "Zod"
2. The House of "Ewing"
3. The House of "Carrington"
4. Marriage not used as an expression of love, but as bargaining chips
5. Regime of Power / Regime of Oil / Regime of Real Estate
6. A strange culture among all elitists / the privileged
7. The House of "Zod" vs. The House of "Jor-El"

Who wrote this..."Krypton"...crap? What's his name again?

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Sunday, March 18, 2018

If Universal Studios Were To Ever Kick Itself In The Ass And Actually Make a "Battlestar" Movie, It Would Merely Be Doing What It Always Has Done: Misusing The "Battlestar" Brand Name For Unrelated Subject Matter. As It Did With Ronald D. Moore

Yes, Universal Studios would do nothing more than fill a mistitled..."Battlestar"...movie with Amazons...

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...And female..."Ghostbusters"....

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http://www.geekfeud.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-wants-to-gender-swap-roles/

This is what this potential new movie is really about if Universal Studios were to ever actually make it. Come up with some sort of..."All Female Concept Movie"...inspired by..."Wonder Woman"...and..."Ghostbusters 2016"...all the while super gluing the..."Battlestar Galactica"...brand name all over it.

Universal Studios wants women running around doing extraordinary things ala'..."Wonder Woman"...and..."Ghostbusters 2016"...in some sort of potentially new..."Tent Pole"...movie concept all the while mistitling the entire misguided concept as..."Battlestar Galactica"...

Ironically, we wouldn't see anything looking like this....

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Or this...

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...In this mistitled..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie...

Universal Studios just wants broads running around in this potential new movie. and it would strictly be an Earth bound affair shot on location in...(where else?)...Vancouver, British Columbia.

Outer space would have nothing to do with this new movie.

As an interesting...Segue...

If Universal Studios and Francis Lawrence ever took this long to perform any other job task in any other profession, they both would have been long since terminated...FIRED...

...Services no longer wanted or needed...

...Nothing personal....

If..."Disney"...owned..."Battlestar Galactica"...they would have made two or three movies by now. Just dating back to 2016.

And with their imagination and inspired thinking as a corporation, they would be making..."Battlestar"...movies in the manner they are supposed to be made. With the storytelling and visual concepts present in the 1978 series.

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Saturday, March 17, 2018

Umm No, Universal Studios..."Crock of Bullsh*t"..."Battlestar Galactica"...Movie Was First Announced Way, Way Back In 2001 When It Was a "FOX Television Network"..."Movie Pilot"


Francis Lawrence says that he's still working on the big screen adaptation of Battlestar Galactica.






And then it continued to meander and stall endlessly throughout the decade of the... 2000's...due to Universal Studios chronically dysfunctional mismanagement of the property.



And then Universal Studios horrific mismanagement of the property continued throughout the decade of the...2010's...just as it did in the...2000's...with Universal Studios not making a movie combined with the horrific merchandising of the property Universal Studios kept polluting the marketplace with.



And let's also not forget Universal Studios mismanaging the property on purpose in...1978...1979...the 1980's...and the 1990's.



This studio's..."Slimy Corporate Fingers"... are so soaked with internal sabotage of the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property going back 40 consecutive years it is staggering to even begin unravelling the scope and the depth of it all.



It is truly...DISGUSTING....


Can't this..."Pathologically Lying, Hopelessly Dysfunctional"...movie studio / corporation (Universal Studios) utter one grain of truth pertaining to the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property?


Other than it hates it with every breath of its..."Worthless Corporate Existence?"....




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The "SyFy Channel" Just Couldn't Resist Yet Another "Box Office Flop Frachise" To Turn Into Yet Another "SyFy Channel Original Production"




http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/leprechaun-returns-in-2019-to-syfy-watch-teaser

You mean, the..."SyFy Channel"...still hasn't learned its..."Corporate Lessons"...from the failures of these..."SyFy Channel Flops"...based on earlier..."Box Office Flops?"...

1. Blood Drive - based on the box office flop..."Grindhouse"...
2. 12 Monkeys - based on the movie of the same name
3. Helix - based on John Carpenter's..."Thing"...movie
4. Sharknado - based on a bit of dialogue from a..."Leprechaun"...movie

If...FAILURE...has a middle name, it will always be...

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No one will ever need to look any further in cable television.

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Friday, March 16, 2018

One Usually Has To Dig Through Layers of "Internet Fun Stuff" In Order to Discover The Latest And Ancient "Dastardly Truths" About Universal Studios Involving "Battlestar Galactica"


 


https://aliensoup.com/media/categories/desanto-singer-2001.22/

Desanto & Singer (2001)

"In 2001 Tom Desanto & Bryan Singer started production on a new BSG series. Both Dirk Benedict & Herbert Jefferson were attached to the project.
 
A clash between fans, the studio, and scheduling conflicts eventually led to the project's cancellation."
 
Didn't the supposed..."Official Explanation"...of this project's cancellation claim that..."9/11 derailed it because everyone was in a state of shock?"
 
Well now, the truth is out...
 
A clash between fans and Universal Studios executives contributed to this project's cancellation back in 2001.
 
And let's also not forget the stealth marketing firm..."Abraham & Harrison"...arguing with..."Battlestar Galactica"...fans on-line back in 2001 on behalf of Universal Studios executives.
 
This blog already knew all of this..."Bullsh*t"...was going on back in 2001, but it's always nice to get confirmation of the fact from objective, distant sources isn't it?
 
Even if it is 17 years later.
 
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Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Remember This Old Thing That Never Got Made?

Battlestar Galatica Movie



http://variety.com/2014/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-gets-new-life-at-universal-exclusive-1201153687/#!

A.."Battlestar"...movie Universal Studios announced in 2014, which was two years before this..."Fake Battlestar Movie Announcement"...



Michael De Luca Scott Stuber Battlestar Galactica

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

I guess Universal Studios wants to continue full steam ahead logging off as many decades as it can not actually making a..."Battlestar Movie"...


How about the proposed..."Battlestar Movie Television Pilot"...from 2001 to be aired on FOX TV that Universal Studios bailed out of as well?



https://aliensoup.com/media/categories/desanto-singer-2001.22/

https://www.sffchronicles.com/threads/16936/

Keep it up, Universal Studios. No worries. Your..."Corporate Reputation"...as a reliable source of entertainment has already been long since destroyed by yourselves. Decades long since passed.

There have also been endless..."Battlestar Movie Announcements"...from Universal Studios in the decades and years in between, before, and after.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The Most Obvious Piece of Trash The "SyFy Channel" Could Have Remade and Didn't? It's Certainly Not Because The "SyFy Channel" Has Standards and Codes of Conduct Because They Don't







Baywatch Nights -


It has everything the..."SyFy Channel"...has descended into the depths of the sewer in the past in order to attain...


1. Cheese
2. Poor Taste
3. The Hoff
4. Bad producing
5. Bad writing
6. Questionable actors from Canada with S.A.G. cards


..And the..."SyFy Channel"...hasn't touched this yet with remake saliva?


It would be the perfect companion piece to the..."Sharknado"...movies.




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