Sunday, August 31, 2014

Sound Strategy!! If You Don't Want to Make a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie, Just Keep Lying About Making One!! As Universal Studios Has Been Doing Since 2001


April 8th, 2014 - Yeah, we hear you blondie. Unfortunately what you're saying just isn't true.


August 3rd, 2012 - "A script going through revisions?" S-S-S-Sure S-Singer, S-S-S-Sure.


October 21st, 2011 - When Universal Studios shovels the horse manure, no one does it better.


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Friday, August 29, 2014

In The Previous Episode of The "Science Fiction" Television Series...."WWE Wrestling"....Meticulously Choreographed and Heavily Rehearsed Mahem Was Still Going On


http://www.syfy.com

And no one of course....actually got hurt....always to the relief of the "SyFy Channel's Health Insurance Broker."

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

The "SyFy Channel." One of The Great Mysteries of Cable Television in Terms of Lacking a Discernible On-Air Identity. What is It?



http://www.syfy.com

What is it? It's not a Science Fiction channel. It's not an "Action / Adventure" channel like "Spike."

Want to know what the "SyFy Channel" is?

It's a...."Knick Knack".....store in your local shopping mall. You can get a little bit of everything in a...."Knick Knack"....store, can't you? Toys, office supplies, underwear, picture frames, holiday decorations, greeting cards.

You can get a little bit of everything on the "SyFy Channel" can't you?

1. Wrestling
2. crappy Horror movies
3. embarrassing attempts at Science Fiction
4. reality television
5. cooking shows

Just like the.... "SyFy Channel"...."Knick Knack"... stores don't have a discernible and singular identity either.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

The SyFy Channel's "Walking Dead" Rip-Off Series "Z Nation." Keeping it Low Budget, Keeping it "Welfare Joe", Keeping Prosthetic Make-Up to a Minimum, Keeping The "Sharknado" Crew Employed

 

http://www.syfy.com/znation

(Above)...The "Z Nation" cast members in absolute minimum zombie makeup also modeling the very loose dress code of SyFy Channel executives exercised Monday thru Friday.


Not much of a difference in wardrobe, is there? David Howe of The SyFy Channel could pass for a "Z Nation" zombie via wardrobe alone. His "not pressed" and "not ironed" business suit with wrinkles is a good start.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

The SyFy Channel's "Fall 2014 Schedule" Looks to Be an Eventual and Absolute "Gold Mine" For The "$5.00 Discount DVD Bin" at Wal-Mart



http://blog.sitcomsonline.com/2014/08/syfy-fall-2014-highlights-guests.html

Let's see now...

I see..."Z Nation"....eventually ending up in this discount DVD bin. As well as...."Ascension"....as well as the 10th season of...."Ghost Hunters"....

Of course, anything starring Tricia Helfer always ends up in this discount DVD bin...as well as all of the...."Rogue's Gallery of Ronald D. Moore Contract Players".... from years past always ending up in there....regardless of what they star in....

1. Edward James Olmos
2. Katee Sackhoff
3. Lucy Lawless
4. Dean Stockwell
5. Mary McDonnell

If it wasn't for the SyFy Channel and all of its cheapo productions, this discount DVD bin at Wal-Mart never would have come in to existence in the 2000s.

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It's Times Like This When It Should Be The Priority of "Comcast" to Re-Evaluate The Educational Qualifications of All "SyFy Channel" Executives and Programmers


http://www.syfy.com

Comcast: "You went to college....where?....You have a Master's Degree in....what?....In 'Liberal Philanthropy?'....In 'Canine Grooming?'.....In 'Wind Funnel Botany?' And you got hired here at the SyFy Channel?"

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Monday, August 25, 2014

Yes, You Can See Many Unfortunate Things If you Choose to Watch One of The "Infamous" Horror Movies of The SyFy Channel and "Asylum Films"


http://www.syfy.com

What will you see when you watch one of these...."Wretched"....productions?

1. How a horror movie should not be produced, written, and directed...Inadequate funding, poorly rendered CGI, people behind the cameras with no skills in bringing a story to life in an entertaining way.

2. Actors in front of the camera (all former actors from the 1970s) who have all aged 150 years in the past 40 years and have all lost the ability to act.

3. The same script (story) being repeated over and over again in each new movie with only the badly rendered CGI monsters changing from one movie to the next.

4. Each new horror movie not even worthy of being referred to as a...."So bad its good cult classic."

5. Each new horror movie having a final resting place in the...."Discount DVD Bin"....at Wal-Mart. And still not selling even with a $5.00 sticker price.

6. Badly made horror movies in general that never should have been made in the first place no thanks to the bad management at the SyFy Channel.

No thank you....I'll stick with all of the outstanding and actual Science Fiction currently available on DVD.

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Saturday, August 23, 2014

I Think I Have It Figured Out Now. The "SyFy Channel" Is The Cable Network Subsidiary Of "The Asylum"...The Worst Film Studio of All Time



 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

The worst cable network of all time (SyFy Channel) doing 95% of its business with the worst film studio of all time (The Asylum)....and broadcasting most if not all, of the...."Junk"....the "Asylum" routinely manufactures....past and present...."The Asylum" never had exposure like this before the SyFy Channel came along....As unimpressive in ratings numbers that exposure has been...

1. Z Nation
2. Sharknado 2
3. Sharknado 1
4. Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus
5. Frankenfish
6. Area 51
7. Ice Spiders
8. Paul Bunyan
9. Sharktopus
10. Blood Monkey

Like people in this world are attracted to one another absolutely. In this case, the "SyFy Channel" and "The Asylum" found one another....collided into one another....and mutated into a..."Corporate Parent" - (The Asylum)...and "Corporate Subsidiary" - (SyFy Channel) business relationship from Hell.

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Friday, August 22, 2014

The First Glimpse Of The SyFy Channel's "Low Budget...Welfare Joe...'Walking Dead'...Rip-Off Zombie Series" From The Same Studio ("Asylum") That Brought You "Sharknado"


http://www.syfy.com

Some thoughts...

1. This show doesn't look like it has an adequate prosthetic makeup budget to make convincing zombies.

2. The "zombie baby" looks like it was made from the same unconvincing "CGI Technology" the "Asylum Studio" is notorious for. "Sharknado" anyone?

3. The zombies themselves look like adults running around in Halloween masks.

4. The series itself looks like it will be boring as hell.

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Thursday, August 21, 2014

Because When Everything Else is "Fizzling" On The SyFy Channel, Why Not Just Rip-Off "The Walking Dead?"



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/syfys-z-nation-walking-dead-726297

Why not?

The long since, overly explored and beaten to death "Zombie Genre" has everything the SyFy Channel has historically loved in the past:

1. Making a television series out of someone else's idea.

2. It's financially safe to not take any risks with fresh, new ideas.

3. No imagination is required to beat the "Zombie Genre" to death with long since traversed territory by everyone else who has ever made a "Zombie" movie / tv series.

4. The SyFy Channel will explore story ideas already long since explored (for decades) by everyone else in the "Zombie Genre".....particularly George A. Romero:

a. Protagonist (s) suddenly wake up / encounter a changed dangerous world where former people are now inexplicably zombies.

b. No medical explanation given except for maybe a faint reference to a comet passing overhead infecting the Earth's atmosphere with unusual radiation.

c. Zombies invading shopping malls, farmhouses, parking garages, condemned buildings, nurseries, subdivisions, with the protagonist (s) holed up in there.

5. Let's not forget the...."Stock Character"....Zombies the SyFy Channel will bring us:

a. The little girl in the nightgown carrying a teddy bear with her throat ripped out.

b. Zombie....farm hands, construction workers, cops, fat people, hicks, etc.

I won't be watching because I've already seen all of this stuff in "The Walking Dead" and the "George Romero" movies.

Sarah Palin: "How are those 'Brand Filters' working out for 'ya?"
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

The Hardy Boys / Nancy Drew Mysteries: "The Case of The Vanishing SyFy Channel Shows That Are Announced Yet Never Developed"


http://screenrant.com/bryan-fuller-high-moon-pilot-syfy-spec-shows/

Like the endlessly announced...."Battlestar Galactica Movie"....repeatedly announced and never developed during the past 14 years....The "SyFy Channel"..... has also had its fair share of endlessly announced projects never developed.

"High Moon".....anyone?

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Because "Penn & Teller" Belong On a Science Fiction Channel As Much As "WWE Wrestling" Does (Rolling My Eyes)



http://www.SyFy.com

The SyFy Channel...Keeping "It" - (Its on-air identity) foot loose, fancy free, ambiguous....and still not definable after three paragraphs of trying....since the early 2000s.

How are those....."Brand Filters".....working out for 'ya? (In Sarah Palin's voice)

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Monday, August 18, 2014

I Suspect Scott Bernstein, Jay Polidoro, and Jack Paglen Haven't Been Making This Movie At All Since Its "Fake Announcement" On April 8th, 2014


http://variety.com/2014/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-gets-new-life-at-universal-exclusive-1201153687/

Instead, the three of them have been...."Pounding The Pavement"....in the...."Unemployment Line"....for the past four months.

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I Think There Is a Term Used to Describe a Television Network That Fluctuates Between The Two Extremes of "WWE Wrestling" and "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"



http://www.Syfy.com

"The John Doe Syndrome"

A television network that not only not knows what the hell it is in terms of a discernible and consistent on-air identity, but also could care less.

Such two extremes in television  programming in two opposite directions would also be indicative of a television network suffering from...."Undiagnosed Bi-Polar Episodes."

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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Because If The SyFy Channel Claims That The Definition of Science Fiction Includes "Penn & Teller"...I Believe Them!!


http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2014/08/04/magic-competition-wizard-wars-judged-by-penn-teller-to-premiere-tuesday-august-19-on-syfy/289910/

Just as I believed the SyFy Channel when they claimed that the definition of Science Fiction also included...

1. WWE Wrestling
2. The "Cape Fear" Movie
3. Scare Tactics
4. The Wil Wheaton Project
5. Haunted Highway
6. Crossing Over With John Edward
7. Marcel's Cooking Kitchen (whatever) tv show

Also believe everything else the SyFy Channel tells you when they try and define Science Fiction (rolling my eyes.)

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Thursday, August 14, 2014

What We Have Here Is...The Underlying Philosophy Behind The Bad Television Programming On The SyFy Channel And USA Networks


The Input:.... "Brand Filter"....

The Output:.... "Sharknado 1 & 2"....."Maury Povich"....."Blind Date"....."Burn Notice"...."WWE Wrestling"....."Crossing Over With John Edward"....."The Will Wheaton Project"....

You see? Every manifestation of bad television programming has its roots in some...."Incredibly Insane Business Philosophy"..... that just doesn't sound right at the...."Input Phase"....and just isn't working at the...."Output Phase"....

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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

When Are We Supposed To Be Forgetting About These "Fake Battlestar Movie Press Releases" From Universal Studios?


April 7th, 2014 - Are pigs flying again?


August 3rd, 2012 - Translation: "N-N-N-O....B-B-Battlestar.....M-M-Movie" is being made.


October 21st, 2011 - The pigs are flying!!


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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Bryan Singer's Latest Project Has Already Had The Plug Pulled On It...."Broadway 4D"



                                        
 
The fun doesn't get any better than this!! And another addition to Singer's ever growing list!!
 
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Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List -Volume 1

 
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35894/does-excalibur-wolverine-2-x-men-first-class-director-bryan-singer-really-want-to-make-movies


1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica

3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
5. Excalibur
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
8. Sellevision
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
11. The Prisoner
12. Wolverine 2
13. X-Men 3
14. Aim High

15. X-Men: First Class
16. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
17. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
18. Capeshooters
19. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
20. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
21. Football Wives
22. X-Men Origins: Magneto
23. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns Sequel)
24. uwantme2killhim? - Straight to DVD?

25. My Eleventh
26. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)
27. Creature At Bay (Abandonment Pending)

28. X-Men: Apocalypse (Abandonment Pending)
29. Haunted (Abandonment Pending)
30. Battle Creek (Abandonment Pending)
31. Age of Heroes
32. Broadway 4D

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Monday, August 11, 2014

Isn't It Interesting How Jack Paglen, Scott Bernstein, And Jay Polidoro Have All Been "Missing In Action" Since This "Fake Battlestar Movie" Was Announced?

The original cast of Syfy's BSG


http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/08/battlestar-galactica-movie-moves-forward


If this movie were real and such zero progress had been made up to this point four months later, the three of them would have been fired for..."Non-Productivity."

But, since we're not talking about...."Real Hollywood"....here and are instead talking about the...."Usual Shenanigans"....of Universal Studios when it comes to the...."Battlestar Galactica"....property, no one gets fired here for...."Non-Productivity"....not even at the..."Executive Level."


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Saturday, August 9, 2014

Just How Low Are The SyFy Channel's Ratings, Generally Speaking? Not Even Within The Ballpark Of Its Peers




http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2014/08/06/tuesday-cable-ratings-deadliest-catch-wins-night-pretty-little-liars-rizzoli-isles-royal-pains-finding-carter-more/290681/

Because the SyFy Channel doesn't even register on this list with its peers, is it a good enough argument to pull the plug on the SyFy Channel once and for all?


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