Wednesday, August 23, 2017

This Blog Feels It Has a Moral Obligation to Add Its Own "WTF Moments" to This Discussion

The 5 Biggest WTF Moments from 'Sharknado 5: Global Swarming' 


6. That the..."SyFy Channel"...is still in business and hasn't been laughed off the planet yet by its broadcasting peers with its ridiculous and lowest common denominator..."Sharknado"...movies.

7. The..."SyFy Channel"...is still allowed to make these non-money makers by its shareholders despite these movies repeatedly failing to find a mass market audience?

8. That bad television repeatedly on purpose and by accident for 18 consecutive years is grounds for the..."SyFy Channel"...having its broadcasting license revoked forever.

9. That Olivia Newton-John has had a magnificent singing career and because of that, deserves more dignity and respect than this. Appearing in a..."Sharknado"...movie is infinitely beneath her stature as a music giant.

10. After..."Sharknado's 1-4"...found a permanent and comfortable home in the..."$5.00 Discount DVD Bins"...at..."Wal-Mart"....

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..."Sharknado 5"...will eventually be joining them.

The..."SyFy Channel"...is the limitless supplier of DVD crap for..."Wal-Mart"...

Somebody has to do it!!

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Does Ronald D. Moore Have a Thing For "The Last Supper" In All of His Shows?

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As far as this blog is concerned, the recurring theme of..."The Last Supper"....in both..."Outlander"...and..."GINO' - (Galactica in Name Only)"...signifies the marginal writing at its worst in both shows.

When..."The Last Supper"...theme eventually appears in a Ronald D. Moore show, you can be assured that Ronald D. Moore once again, is overestimating his true abilities as a writer and producer and once again, thinks the world of himself in both categories.

And once again, the mass market television audience just isn't with him and doesn't agree.

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Monday, August 21, 2017

Because When The Ratings Drop Like a Ton of Bricks, It Will Always Get a New Lease On Life On The "SyFy Channel"

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https://headlineplanet.com/home/2017/08/17/ratings-syfys-blood-drive-falls-new-demo-low-ticks-viewership/


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Those ratings dropped fast for..."Blood Drive"...didn't they?

Like a ton of bricks!!

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Thursday, August 17, 2017

The "Blood Drive Coloring Book For Lunatics"

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http://www.syfy.com/blooddrive/blog/introducing-the-blood-drive-coloring-book-for-lunatics

The little kitty is waiting for scraps from the table by the way.


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Because as we all know, all of the gory programming on the..."SyFy Channel"...has always appealed to children.

Parents everywhere should rush right out and get the..."Blood Drive Coloring Book for Lunatics"...for their kids.

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The..."SyFy Channel"...marketing people were too clever for their own britches this time!!

Aren't they smart? They're thinkers. I like that!!

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Has The SyFy Channel Sufficiently Hidden Itself Within a Website That No One Ever Gave a Shit About In The First Place?

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What's the difference between the..."SyFy Channel"...website and this picture? Not a thing!! The website is such a sloppy melange of what may or not be what is supposed to be Science Fiction that the..."SyFy Channel"...has successfully hidden itself within the mess.

A good cover after the..."SyFy Channel"...spent and wasted 17 years trashing the truly great and former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...and its once great website. Now, when one goes to the website they have no idea what they are looking at.

1. Is it a website for a cable network?
2. Is it a year round advertisement for..."Comic-Con?"...
3. Is it a website for..."QVC Doodads"...run amok?
4. Is it a website that is supposed to represent Science Fiction?

Who knows!!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

You Mean, The "Sharknado" Movies Aren't the Only Crappy Ass Movies The "SyFy Channel" Has Made? Say It Isn't So!!

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) The next chapter in the Sharknado saga debuts on Syfy on Sunday, August 6th. Photo: Syfy, Yana Blajeva/Syfy / 2017 Syfy Media, LLC



http://www.chron.com/entertainment/tv/article/Sharknado-5-and-34-other-Syfy-movies-that-are-11736416.php


Say it isn't so!!

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The Television Network (SyFy) That Has Been Promising to Become a Science Fiction Network For 17 Years Yet Never Did, Does Have Yet Another Crappy Ass "Sharknado" Movie No One Will Watch En Masse

 


The guy on the left looks like one of the..."Sharknado"...sharks from all of the low rated..."Sharknado"... movies. 


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The SyFy Channel Stealth Marketers Speak Out in Support of "Blood Drive"

Blood Drive TV show on Syfy: canceled or renewed?

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/blood-drive/

Because no one loves..."SyFy Channel"...television programming more than the corporate employees of..."Comcast / NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel"....

Lord knows the...mass market / general public...never does.

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Monday, August 14, 2017

The Reasons For The Failure of "Blood Drive" On The SyFy Channel? The Total Absence of Any Engaging and/or Unique Characteristics

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"Blood Drive"...needed something or somethings to elevate it above being merely a blood and guts gore fest. 

1. A clever and witty ongoing social commentary
2. Engaging and psychologically attractive characters in the midst of all of the carnage
3. Truly engaging story arc(s)
4. Offbeat and hilarious character(s)
5. Interesting plots

The..."SyFy Channel"...never thinks along all of these lines in all of its programming. With the..."SyFy Channel"...it's always and only the gimmick and the punchline in the format. It never elaborates any further in trying to make the format as attractive as possible to a mass market audience. This is what makes the people who own and mismanage the..."SyFy Channel"...as monumentally untalented as they are in the profession they erroneously chose.

It also would take the appropriate people at the..."SyFy Channel"...to make..."Blood Drive"...attractive to a mass market audience and a ratings success. The appropriate people who don't work there right now.

Thus..."Blood Drive"...is a ratings flop and hopefully will be cancelled in the next couple of episodes.

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Science Fiction and Horror Are Highly Lucrative Genres For Those Who Attempt Them. Except Universal Studios and The SyFy Channel

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Universal Studios and the SyFy Channel are the only entities in all of the entertainment industry that fail as often as they do in attempting Science Fiction and Horror in the cinema and on television. Their lists of failed projects are endless, ever growing, and continuous...


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"GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)

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R.I.P.D.


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Blood Drive


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 The..."SyFy Channel"....itself.


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The..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series. It could have been a franchise to rival..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...for the past 39 years and still could be.

The reasons for all of these stunning and staggering failures on the level of a nuclear blast are the people themselves who own and mismanage Universal Studios and the SyFy Channel daily. They are absolute idiots and always will be idiots. It's a combination of them simply not being wired correctly psychologically to handle Science Fiction and Horror and having no great love for both genres in actuality.

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Friday, August 11, 2017

You Mean, Not Even "Mary Poppins" In The Cute Little Red Number Can Save The Dwindling Ratings For "Blood Drive?"

 


The cute actress in the red number above could be a whole new television series for the..."SyFy Channel"...completely unrelated to..."Blood Drive"...

..."Reformed Carnage Housewives"...or something along those lines. Something very wholesome.

This blog sees a whole new television series starring this babe.

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This Blog Believes That Ronald D. Moore's Scriptwriting Overall Never Has a Trajectory Either

 


It just...meanders...and...emulates...and...gets stuck in a rut...and never shows any...inspired thinking...or...imagination...whatsoever....and primarily copies what this guy did on..."Star Trek"...for roughly 15 years...

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...and erroneously calls himself the..."Recreator"...of this copyrighted name...


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...even though he did absolutely nothing for four low rated seasons to earn such a designation...while trying to push the late Glen A. Larson and the late Leslie Stevens out of the way.


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...and copied John Carpenter's original ideas and visual concepts for the..."SyFy"...television series..."Helix"...


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 ...and believes that it is appropriate for people to be dressed like this even though they are supposedly thousands of light years from Earth and have never heard of Earth...

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See the Ronald D. Moore television series..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...starring the eternally frowning Edward James Olmos...


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and..."Craprica"...

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Thursday, August 10, 2017

Is "Sharknado 6" In The Works At SyFy? Does Anyone Care?

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/video/is-sharknado-6-in-the-works-at-syfy/vp-AApDi8h

This blog doesn't care either but like all of the other screwy things Universal Studios / SyFy Channel does as a corporation, this blog can't help but gape at ongoing traffic accidents caused by this corporation.

Figuratively speaking, of course...

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 A good visual representation of what Universal Studios / SyFy Channel has done to the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property and the former..."Sci-Fi Channel"...for the past 39 years collectively.

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And Yet, After Admitting They Blew It With The Stupid Name Change, They Never Changed It Back


http://nerdbastards.com/2014/10/29/syfy-exec-admits-they-blew-it-with-stupid-name-change-and-less-sci-fi/

They also admit they could have done a better job representing the Science Fiction genre in years past. So, why didn't they do so in the past? Why did THEY (Universal Studios) even buy this channel in the first place if it was never their intention to properly represent the Science Fiction genre?

I'll tell you why. Deadbeat and lazy television executives working for Universal Studios with a snooty attitude towards Science Fiction got their hands on this channel and trashed it on purpose. Then they woke up only to the extent in realizing that the other cable channels and outlets were doing an infinitely better job in representing the Science Fiction genre ("Netflix" with "Stranger Things") than they were and making good money at it. So, SyFy then tried to emulate the other cable channels doing infinitely better than they were at Science Fiction television programming only to fall flat on their faces while attempting to do so because the problem really is, the same people who were at the SyFy Channel in the first place trashing it from day one are still there. The same snooty people with zero imagination and zero inspired thinking towards Science Fiction that got the SyFy Channel into trouble in the first place are still there.

The only solution to the SyFy Channel's problems is that these snooty people have got to go. Ideally, the SyFy Channel needs to be owned by an infinitely better corporation than the Godawful Universal Studios.

What this idiot Bill McGoldrick fails to understand ( in the link above) is that Science Fiction in media has never been..."niche"...Not for the past 40...fu*king....years.

It has been..."mainstream"...since 1977 when..."Star Wars"...came out. And it stayed..."mainstream"...after that through the...1980's....the...1990's....(when the idiotic Universal Studios bought the former..."Sci-Fi Channel"....), the....2000's....and presently the....2010's...

And he doesn't know that when it is supposed to be his job to know that? Toss him out and give his job to someone else who does know the basics of..."Science Fiction in Media 101"....

This Bill McGoldrick guy has been too busy farting around with..."Sharknado"...all of this time and wasting the shareholder's money while doing so.

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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

The Ratings For "Blood Drive" Still Suck In The Conventional Sense, Yet The Ratings For The Latest Episode Were The Best Ever

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http://headlineplanet.com/home/2017/08/03/ratings-syfys-blood-drive-delivers-best-marks-since-episode-two/

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When talking about the LOW RATINGS for any..."SyFy Channel"...program, the truth always has to be...

STRETCHED, INVERTED, WARPED,  ZIG-ZAGGED, BOILED OVER, SAUTEED, SIMMERED, and DICED...

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That should keep all of the naysayers critical of the..."SyFy Channel"...quiet!!

Good job, guys!!

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Tuesday, August 8, 2017

This Blog Has Gone Into All of The Gory Details as to Why Universal Studios Should Never Have Owned "Battlestar Galactica" For The Past 39 Years

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There are other properties Universal Studios should never have owned as well...


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Nothing positive can ever be said about a cable channel that has suffered from nothing but an ongoing identity crisis since Universal Studios has owned and mismanaged it for the past 19 years. Universal Studios still owns it not because it has been financially successful for them for the past 19 consecutive years (it hasn't), but rather because Universal Studios simply refuses to sell it to another corporation that could do infinitely better in managing it than they ever could.

Universal Studios has thrown everything and the kitchen sink into mismanaging this channel  for the past 19 years, culminating with Universal Studios noticing that the other cable channels are doing infinitely better than they are with Science Fiction television programming and then publicly admitting that perhaps they need to be doing Science Fiction television programming as well since they do own what has supposed to be a Science Fiction channel for the past 19 years. After admitting that..."SyFy"...still isn't a Science Fiction channel and their programming still sucks overall.

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"Dream On"...starring Brian Benben in addition to being one of the greatest sitcoms of the 1990's also starred one of the most gifted, overlooked, and underrated comedic actors ever...Brian Benben. This blog places Brian Benben in the same comic category as the late John Ritter, Dick Van Dyke, and the late Robin Williams. So, it comes as no surprise that when Universal Studios got around to releasing the first two seasons of this legendary sitcom on DVD a decade ago, it went no further and never released the remaining seasons. A status quo tragedy of epic proportions which is nothing new because Universal Studios was involved. This blog would also like to give the great Michael McKean meritorious mention as the hilarious Gibby Fisk.

Another four seasons to go.

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Another great and hilarious sitcom from the 1990's that Universal Studios only released the first two seasons of.  Another meritorious mention to Lee Tergeson as the hilarious Chett. 

Another three seasons to go.

As we all know and will continue to know, these three examples of Universal Studios mismanaging properties is just the tip of the iceberg of all of the other stupid things they have done in the past.

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Friday, August 4, 2017

It's All Here on Paper. Ronald D. Moore Reveals The Ingredients Involved in Making a Flop, Low Rated Television Series For Four Consecutive Seasons


http://leethomson.myzen.co.uk/Battlestar_Galactica/Battlestar_Galactica_Series_Bible.pdf

I get it now!! This is how you make a flop, low rated television series with...

1. The lowest audience test scores in television history for its pilot episode.
2. Ratings that kept nosediving more and more after the pilot episode.
3. A discernible and rampant misogynistic tone running through all four of its low rated seasons.

4. An actual contempt for its source material it was stealing material from, the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series.

5. An eventual and blatant affinity for swiping source material (primarily technobabble) from all of the Rick Berman era produced..."Star Trek"...television series.

6. A..."no bones about it"...attitude during its final seasons that it was indeed in actuality, nothing more than a Rick Berman era..."Star Trek"....sequel series...

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Were there some of you who missed out on getting your..."Star Trek Companion Books"....er...uhm...your..."GINO - (Galactica in Name Only) Companion Books"....at the time?

7.  The capacity to convince many others as well that it was indeed nothing more than a..."Star Trek"...sequel series...

https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/battlestar-enterprise.251596/

"Battlestar Enterprise"...anyone?

8. A..."no bones about it"...attitude in swiped art direction and production design from..."Star Trek"...as well.  Looking familiar? The exact same lighted schematic as was on all of the Rick Berman era produced..."Star Trek"...sequel series as well.

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For those of us who never liked the series for obvious reasons and even bothered to be aware of it, Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...will always be infamously remembered for its startling unoriginality, its misogyny merely for the sake of being misogynistic without any reasons for advancing the plot (a segue if you will unrelated to what occurred or what will occur,) it's swiping of source material from..."Star Trek"...and the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series, and the frown of Edward James Olmos...

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Additionally, this blog will cherish the..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series bible always. Along with all of the other series bibles from every Rick Berman era produced..."Star Trek"...sequel series.

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