Thursday, December 31, 2015

The Listing Of Upcoming Movies From Universal Studios Inspires "Mass Yawning" And a Great Big "Kerplunk!!"



http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm







I'm especially looking forward to...."The Secret Life of Pets"....due on July 8th, 2016!! Will the...."Making Of"....book be available from Amazon and BarnesandNoble?

Opening Narration....

"Everybody loved my dog. The babysitter, my ex-wife...even the mail man!! By all appearances, a normal dog. He pooped, chewed newspapers, piddled indoors and out. Even tried to ride my ex-wife's leg. Little did anyone know....my dog wore a mask when I went to sleep at night..."


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Thank God J.J. Abrams Isn't Mixed Up With Universal Studios In Any Way




If he was...his talent as a filmmaker would be squandered via endless procrastination on the part of Universal Studios.

Especially if an outer space movie of some sort were involved.

Just look at the great Tom DeSanto, who has long since moved on to the..."Transformers"....movies where his talents as a filmmaker are appreciated.

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Does This Mean Universal Studios Will Be Allowed To Continue Releasing Crappy "Battlestar 1978" Merchandise, And Fake "Battlestar 1978" Movie Press Releases?




Just look at the horrible looking Blu-Ray covers on these Blu-Ray releases.


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/universal-settles-profit-dispute-knight-850499






April 8th, 2014 - Didn't happen.




October 21st, 2011 - Didn't happen.


August 6th, 2012 - Bryan Singer chimes in unconvincingly and with an apparent speech impediment with his fake follow-up to the fake "Battlestar 1978" movie announced in the video above this one on October 21st, 2011.

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Sunday, December 27, 2015

In Other Words, The Entire Disastrous "Universal Studios Era" of Ownership of The Once Great "Sci-Fi Channel" Can Be Summed Up With The Word.... "Kerplunk!!"



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syfy

You can't get anymore blunt than that!!

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Saturday, December 26, 2015

Any Originally Produced SyFy Channel Horror Movie Would Be Worth Reviving "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Over






The SyFy Channel's huge backlog of atrocious horror movie titles were spared the..."Mystery Science Theater Treatment"....in the past. Let us hope that will change with...."Mystery Science Theater"....returning to the airwaves soon with ALL NEW EPISODES!!

The SyFy Channel is bound to be on...."Mystery Science Theater's".....radar sooner or later!! Since it has been in the past....the most notorious, most advertised, and most..... "in your face"....provider of crappy horror movies spanning the past decade and a half. 

If anyone has been asking for it...."The Mystery Science Theater 3000"....treatment, it is the SyFy Channel.

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Friday, December 25, 2015

I Think Universal Studios Has Always Done Worse With Science Fiction Overall If Steven Spielberg Doesn't Provide It For Them



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R.I.P.D.

Yikes!! And everyone in the public domain who wasn't a...."SyFy Channel Stealth Marketer".....who thought Ronald D. Moore's...."GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only)....series was bad!!

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Thursday, December 24, 2015

Let's Journey Into The Monumentally Scary Thought Processes Of Universal Studios Executives, Shall We?


A movie starring Will Ferrell based upon an obscure Saturday morning kids show from.... 1974 ("Land of The Lost")... is a bankable sound investment in the neighborhood of hundreds of millions of dollars and better remembered than....


...A major Science Fiction television series in Prime Time television four years later....1978 ("Battlestar Galactica")....seen by quadruple the audience that still has the potential to be a legitimate third alternative to...."Star Wars"....and...."Star Trek"....

A series whose only fault was....it wasn't executed very well in the first place and in the long run to its fullest unlimited potential due to the combined and ongoing crappy management of Universal Studios and ABC-TV.

Will Ferrell's...."Land of The Lost".... movie by the way, flopped big time at the Box Office and flopped for Universal Studios.

So, where is this sound business logic never rumored to exist at Universal Studios?


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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Can We Look Forward To More Low Budget Nonsense From The Dreaded Collaboration Of "SyFy Channel" And "Asylum Films" In 2016?




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

We already know (unfortunately) that "Sharknado 4" and "Z Nation" season 2 are already on their way if one of them hasn't arrived already. Low ratings and poor taste be damned for both productions!!

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Monday, December 21, 2015

Remember When The SyFy Channel Tried To Pass Off Lazy Production Design And Lazy Wardrobe As "Otherworldly Planets" Such As In That Horrid Series "Caprica?"


My name is...."Ness"..."Elliot  Ness".... Aaaahhh yes!! The gangster-esque world of...."Caprica." There was actually a time when the SyFy Channel expected to be taken seriously as a broadcaster when they tried to pass off nonsense like this as an alien world supposedly thousands of light years from Earth. Instead..."Caprica"....and its horrid predecessor were ridiculed mercilessly on David Letterman's show and on other outlets....



David Letterman's audience just loved Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only) cast members on March 20th, 2008. You can just feel the love in the room!! From the studio audience having to be rallied into forced applause from a clearly audible..."Yeah!!"....from an off camera stage hand...to the long and awkward moments of silence from Dave's audience who clearly didn't know who these cast members were or what show they were on, to the forced and unfunny humor in this particular...."Top 10 List"....that wasn't going over well with the studio audience.



"I'll do the hit, Tommy...But pops won't be too happy with a messy hit." 

Gangsters, lazy production and wardrobe design supposedly set on alien worlds...and Ronald D. Moore!! No wonder the guy hasn't been more successful in his rocky relationship with televised Science Fiction post-"Rick Berman Era Star Trek"....


There are a million stories in this CGI created city. One of them being the proliferation of business suits, neck ties, tommy guns and trench coats on a supposed alien planet that supposedly never heard of Earth!!


That back yard looks just like the one attached to an old house I used to live in....right here on Earth!! Wow!! More dress shirts....neck ties....and robots!! Ronald D. Moore strikes again!! It looks to be a bright and sunny day around 60 degrees on the...."Cough!!"....alien planet...."Caprica!!" Or should I say location shooting somewhere in Vancouver, British Columbia?


OK...Let's do the process of elimination here. Is it the cast photo to...."Boston Legal?"...."L.A. Law?"...."C.S.I. Miami?"....

Well...it looks like the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore (once again) failed to receive the memo that states...."Any television series set on an alien world is supposed to look like an alien world. Alien clothing is supposed to look extra-terrestrial. Cast members aren't supposed to look like they are working in a legal firm right here on Earth with a business suit obsessed wardrobe primarily....in any Science Fiction television series supposedly not set on Earth."

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If This Were A Perfect World, The Individual(s) At Universal Studios Personally Responsible For This Intentionally Crappy Blu-Ray Box Art Would "Man Up" (Admit) To Having Done It


But this isn't a perfect world, which Universal Studios continues to use to its advantage as the perfect camouflage (for them) in releasing intentionally crappy...."Battlestar 1978".....merchandise in every conceivable category decade after decade.


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Sunday, December 20, 2015

For Laziness References, It's Always Nice To Know That The SyFy Channel's Personal Definition Of "Science Fiction" Will Always Include Whatever They Find On Hand In The Universal Studios Film Vault


http://www.syfy.com

Off topic "Science Fiction" and all!! And it's free for them too!!


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Friday, December 18, 2015

It Can Only Mean One Thing When Yet Another Favorable Commercial Climate Is Created By Yet Another Space Based Franchise Entry....



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-wars-force-awakens-advance-849156

....Universal Studios will ignore the recent and favorable commercial climate created by such an entry and not bring back the..."The 1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....in leaden response.

As any rational and sane business person on Wall Street would unanimously agree to....

"That's Just Nuts!!"

Let's journey back to yesteryear and note all of the other...."Favorable Commercial Climates"....created by other space based projects Universal Studios chose to ignore and not bring back..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....in their individual and collective commercially successful aftermath...

1. All three "Star Wars" prequels
2. "Star Trek: Into Darkness"
3. "The "Star Trek" theatrical reboot with Chris Pine
4. All "Star Trek" theatrical films with the "Next Generation" / Rick Berman era cast members
5. All "Star Trek" theatrical films with the William Shatner era cast members
6. "Star Trek: Enterprise" in syndication.
7. "Star Trek: Voyager" in syndication
8. "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" in syndication
9. "Star Trek: The Next Generation" in syndication
10: Marvel movies such as "Guardians Of The Galaxy"
11. The "Transformers" movies

And everyone at Universal Studios from the top down still have their jobs? Including Ron Meyer?

I guess the...."Pope"....is ultimately in charge of Universal Studios. That would be the only way to explain such forgiveness of that magnitude within a corporation.


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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Some Of The Biggest Talents In Cinema Are Always Around To Bring Back "Battlestar Galactica"


Tom DeSanto



Unfortunately...the..."No Talent Property / Copyright Owner".....is always around to prevent it from happening.

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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Tom DeSanto's "Battlestar Project" With FOX - TV From 2001


File this one in the...."Universal Studios Secret File"...of...."C'mon Guys!! It Was 14 Years Ago!! Don't Dwell On What We Said And Did 14 Years Ago!!"...

That secret file!!

Say it really fast!!..."Parts 2 thru 5 of this video presentation also available on youtube!!"

Just type in...."Tom DeSanto Battlestar 2001".....in the search box!!

Aren't I helpful? (Evil Grin)

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Disney Studios Has "Star Wars", Paramount Pictures Has "Star Trek", And Universal Studios Doesn't Have Anything!!




In other words, Universal Studios would say....."Exactly!!"....


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Monday, December 14, 2015

Charting One Of The SyFy Channel's "Chameleonic Phases"



http://www.syfy.com

If you're not careful and not paying attention...this channel will gradually change its identity from one moment to the next right before your very eyes hoping that you're not paying attention while it's doing so.




1. Up to 2015...this was the SyFy Channel's favorite pile of cannon fodder 75% of the time. The perfect pile of donkey dung and time waster for a channel (SyFy) that never had a discernible on-air identity. It was just...."That Channel"....showing wrestling 75% of the time.


2. It would then suddenly and without warning pull something...."Science Fictiony"....out of its corporate hat just to unsuccessfully try and deceive you (the viewer) into believing that it was still a Science Fiction channel.


3. As time went on, The SyFy Channel would then begin rotting and eroding right before your very eyes once again taking on this sort of...."Maury Povich - esque"....trashy attitude towards everything it would put on the air. If it wasn't nailed down and it was cheap and easily accessible...it would end up on the air...on the SyFy Channel.

a. "C.S.I." reruns
b. Any movie (any subject matter) from the Universal Studios film vault.
c. The..."Geeks Who Drink"....television show.
d. Anything produced by that horrid...."Asylum Films"....production company.



4. The garbage the SyFy Channel was putting on the air would then magnify a thousand fold with crapola movies like...."Sharknado".....which the SyFy Channel would try to pass off as...."Annual Event Programming"....


5. Science Fiction (never well done by the SyFy Channel) would then pop its head in once again on the SyFy Channel to unsuccessfully try and deceive viewers into believing that it was still a Science Fiction channel.


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Saturday, December 12, 2015

For Four Low Rated Seasons, Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only) Series Was The Darling Of NBC-Universal's Self Generated "Stealth Marketing Community"



http://www.buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/in-search-of-the-next-battlestar-galactica#.mrpALBMNJ

Yes....for four low rated seasons....NBC-Universal's....."Self Generated Stealth Marketing Community"....(Total Population: 12 Full Time Stealth Marketers)....tried to "Flim-Flam....Bulldoze....Hoodwink....Lie....Fib....Strong-Arm....Warp and Twist The Truth....and...Tried to Mislead The Public Into Believing....that Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only) series....was the success it never was....



Behold!!...On March 20th, 2008....what the...."Mass Market General Public".....really thought of Ronald D. Moore's...."GINO" - (Galactica In Name Only)....series as the protective shield of stealth marketing failed to stand between the "GINO" cast members and the wrath and ridicule of David Letterman's general public audience. 

This is how Letterman's audience responded to the..."GINO"....cast members that day....

1. Bouts of awkward and embarrassing silence.
2. The audience clearly being unaware of what this series was.
3. Being forced into applause from an off camera studio hand clearly yelling...."Yeah!!"...
4. Not laughing at the intended humor in the...."Top 10 List"......95% of the time.

5. The..."GINO"....cast members clearly sinking into embarrassment more and more as this tragedy in poor judgement (the..."GINO"....cast members being allowed on Letterman's show at all when they really weren't connected with a successful show at all) was allowed to continue to its embarrassing conclusion without cutting it short.

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