Friday, April 29, 2016

Some of Donald Trump's "Politically Uneducated Loon-Bat Followers" Are The Same "World Wrestling Federation Nitwits" That Watch The SyFy Channel




I see it every day on the news. Donald Trump's followers and supporters starting riots at every location in which Donald Trump speaks.

And then it finally dawned on me!! Wait a minute. These are no doubt the same uneducated and illiterate morons that have watched all of the crap and the nonsense on the..."SyFy Channel"....for the past 15 or so years ever since..."NBC-Universal"...first started owning it and mismanaging it.

The same idiots that have watched wrestling on the..."SyFy Channel"...The same idiots that watch a new...."Sharknado"....movie every year. The same idiots that watched..."Crossing Over With John Edward"....and believed it. The same idiots that got drunk watching..."Geeks Who Drink."

These same..."Redneck Hillbilly Idiots".... are now raising hell at Donald Trump's rally's in support of Donald Trump. Because they are...

1. Politically Uneducated
2. Never graduated from high school.
3. Never attended a high school..."Civics"....class a day in their worthless lives.
4. Never attended any sort of class that educates one on the workings of our government and politics.

In other words...the typical..."SyFy Channel"...audience member.

Look at them!! Look at all of them with these..."Retarded Blank Expressions"...on their faces while they're sitting behind Donald Trump while he is giving one of his speeches. Even though Trump is speaking to them at a..."6th Grade Level"..., they still don't know what he is talking about. Even though Trump uses..."6th Grade Level"...words like..."Collusion"...his followers still don't know what he is talking about. All the while Trump is spinning his right arm with his index finger and thumb stuck together. What the hell is that all about?

The only time Trump gets cheers from this audience is when he uses simple concepts and words they can understand...

1. Build wall
2. Make America great again
3. Bring jobs home
4. Lying Ted

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Thursday, April 28, 2016

My Predictions For The Spring of 2018



1. Hillary Clinton will have completed a spectacular first year in office as..."President of The United States."

2. Carly Fiorina, Michelle Bachmann, and Sarah Palin will all be institutionalized indefinitely for long term psychiatric evaluation.

3. Everyone in the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"...will also be institutionalized indefinitely for long term psychiatric evaluation

4. Universal Studios will make its next..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Release Movie Announcement."

5. Ted Cruz will open a taco stand at..."Niagara Falls"...

6. John Kasich will go into private practice as a psychiatrist treating the crazy Republican members of the..."House"....and the..."Senate."

7. Donald Trump will buy a carnival and personally operate the...."Tilt - a - Whirl."

8. The dusty remains of Mitch McConnell will need to be vacuumed up off of the..."Senate"....floor when he finally disintegrates from old age.

9. The Koch brothers will pursue spirituality and enlightenment in the Middle East while at the same time instructing the United States Government to filter their massive wealth into the economy of the United States.

10. Kim Kardashian will be the next face on the..."$10.00 Bill"....But not necessarily her face, you know what I'm saying? (wink, wink)

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Universal Studios Wants To Take "Another Crack At" Making a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie



http://movieweb.com/battlestar-galactica-movie-new-producers/

...Or so the claim is made from the horse's mouth.



...or in Universal Studios case...the claim is made directly from the horse's rear end.


How does a studio..."take a crack at"...making a movie? Either you make a movie or you don't. Either you want to make a movie or you don't. There's no...."taking a crack at"....movie making. If Universal Studios understood this, there would have been a..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie long before their 38 year long procrastinating in making this movie.

Let's get down to..."Brass Tacks"....

1. Universal Studios hasn't wanted anything to do with...."Battlestar Galactica"...for 38 consecutive years.

2. Universal Studios has made nothing but these..."Fake Battlestar Movie Press Releases"...going back a decade and a half.

3. Universal Studios has done nothing but release intentionally crappy and defective..."Battlestar 1978".....merchandise going back 38 consecutive years.

4. All of these childish actions on the part of Universal Studios have been designed to try and kill interest in the..."Battlestar Galactica 1978"....series among the general public. Which Universal Studios has failed to do.

5. Universal Studios isn't going to..."take a crack at anything"..."Battlestar 1978"...related for the remainder of its useless corporate existence on this Earth. If it hasn't done anything constructive by now, it sure as hell won't be doing anything constructive later.

6. Universal Studios even allowed all of the..."Battlestar 1978"...special effects footage to be stolen by the producers of the movie..."Space Mutiny"...in the 1980's.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

The "Starlog" and "Cinefantastique" Magazines of The 1970's Would Have Been Horrified And Outraged At The Existence of The "SyFy Channel"




Do you think I'm rough on the SyFy Channel? Just imagine how the SyFy Channel would have been treated by..."Cinefantastique"....and...."Starlog"....magazines if it had come along in the 1970's!!

Holy crap!! The SyFy Channel would have been getting...."Ripped a New Asshole"....every month by these two monthly magazines!!

Starlog: "If there is such a thing as..."Syence Fyction"...it is defined by this channel as a steaming pile of horse manure."

Cinefantastique: "The hippies and the burnouts from..."Woodstock"...in 1969 never disbanded after that concert. They instead got together and dreamed up this channel while heavily medicated on LSD."

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Monday, April 25, 2016

Do Television Critics Have a Condescending Attitude Towards The SyFy Channel?



It's always the same review after review isn't it?

Always along the lines of....

"Well, the SyFy Channel could never compete with..."The Walking Dead"...but since..."Z Nation"....is about the best they could do...it could still be watched for what it is I suppose."

"Wynonna Earp'.... lacks most of the basic ingredients making television programming watchable, but someone might find something entertaining in it."

"What can be said about...'Geeks Who Drink'...except you answer questions and then get plastered."

"Yes..."Sharknado"...is bad. But it's bad in that..."I don't have anything else to do on a Saturday night to kill time so I might as well watch it"...sort of stenching goodness."

"The SyFy Channel isn't necessarily a bad channel. It's just a mind numbing below average channel. A spectacular disaster of a cable channel."

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Did You Ever Notice How Practically Everyone Who Reviews a SyFy Channel Program Also Admits At The Beginning of The Review The Sad Fact That The SyFy Channel And Its Programming Isn't That Great In The First Place?



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/wynonna-earp-tv-review-879404

The reviews usually go something like this...

"Yeah...well...we at...'XYZ Magazine'....know right off the bat that the SyFy Channel never was terribly talented in the first place at providing any kind of programming...but some viewers still might enjoy this latest piece of fluff from them anyway."

As if it's universally acknowledged by all television critics to never expect too much from any SyFy Channel program one is assigned to review because the SyFy Channel just isn't run by talented people.
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Sunday, April 24, 2016

Why Is Everything On The SyFy Channel Never As "Sharp, Funny, Thematically Rich, And Consistently Well Cast" As It Needs To Be?



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/wynonna-earp-tv-review-879404

Well, for starters...

1. The overall limited resources of the SyFy Channel.

2. Limited funding.

3. Zero talent in the executive offices of the SyFy Channel and out in the field where these shows are actually being made.

4. The lack of motivation at the SyFy Channel to want to better itself in all areas of its business.

5. The wrong people (not Science Fiction fans) wound up buying and managing this channel back in 1999.

That pretty much covers it for now.

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Saturday, April 23, 2016

The Intelligence Level of Television Executives And Television Programmers Has Dropped Dramatically In The Past 50 Years. Just Look At The SyFy Channel



http://www.syfy.com

Remember when programming ideas came from genuinely inspired ideas crafted out of thin air?

1. Gene Roddenberry - Star Trek
2. Michael Garrison - The Wild, Wild West
3. Rod Serling - Twilight Zone
4. Leslie Stevens / Glen A. Larson - Battlestar Galactica

What are we stuck with now? The endlessly stupid ideas of the SyFy Channel coming from one "Dark Horse Comics - Graphic Novel"...after another. None of them interesting in the slightest.

Present day television executives are the least intelligent and the least creative we have ever witnessed. They're nothing but..."Retard Bean Counter Rejects"....from aborted business courses.

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Friday, April 22, 2016

Why Was The "Mockingbird Lane" Television Pilot Used By NBC-Universal As a "Decoy Production" To Divert Attention Away From a "Battlestar" Theatrical Film Announced One Month Earlier?


This blog covered this issue in greater detail in an earlier post.

Basically, it goes like this. In October of 2011, Bryan Singer announced his intentions of directing a..."Battlestar"....theatrical film after the collapse of..."Excalibur." (The.."Battlestar".... film of course never came to be.) One month after the..."Battlestar"...announcement in October of 2011, Singer also announced his intentions of directing the..."Mockingbird Lane"....television pilot for NBC-TV.

Instead of sticking with their commitment to direct the..."Battlestar"...film, NBC-Universal and Singer instead made the commitment to..."Mockingbird Lane"....one month later.

"Mockingbird Lane"...was then broadcast on NBC one year later in October of 2012.

Peeling away the layers of insanity that have always existed within Universal Studios when it comes to..."Battlestar Galactica"....One gets the overwhelming suspicion that..."Mockingbird Lane"...was a.."Decoy Production"...designed to divert attention away from the..."Battlestar"...film NBC-Universal and Bryan Singer never had any intention of making in the first place.

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Thursday, April 21, 2016

"Aliens Walk Among Us, The War Is Already Being Waged"...And The Standard Issue "SyFy / Welfare Joe Wardrobe" From "Walmart" Is All Over This New Series



http://www.syfy.com

Walmart: (Intercom) "Price check at cash register #3...please!!"


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According To Universal Studios Logic..."Emergency!"..Should Be Even More Forgotten Than..."Battlestar Galactica"...Because..."Emergency!"...Came Out Six Years Earlier




..And yet..."Emergency!"....gets the superior box art despite the fact that...."Emergency!"....was never a..."Top 10 Hit"....while...."Battlestar"....was!!

Of course, it's inexcusable for any television series to get intentionally crappy looking box art as Universal Studios irresponsibly and childishly gave to the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series because of its personal vendetta against it for 38 consecutive years.

It would be ludicrous for anyone to even suggest at this late date (38 years) that no conspiracy exists within Universal Studios against the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....more recently in the specific areas of....

1. Intentionally defective..."Battlestar Galactica"....merchandise.
2. The..."Fake 1978 Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....every two years.

And the other endlessly revolving examples of Universal Studios deliberate mismanagement of this property documented daily on this blog for the past 5 years.
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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Still No "Battlestar Galactica" Movie On Universal Studios Slate of Upcoming Movies (After 38 Years)... But Still Plenty of Boredom!!


The "100th Anniversary" of what? "Status Quo Boredom?"

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm

What's..."Warcraft"...again? A video game?


http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Whatever did happen to this movie again? These two guys aren't really producers, are they?

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Monday, April 18, 2016

"Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable..Like a Coma?"


Yes, that completely asinine and ludicrous bit of dialogue came from none other than the pilot episode of the SyFy Channel's new series..."Wynonna Earp"...

This blog had the misfortune of sitting through the first 20 minutes of...."Wynonna Earp"...and had to turn it off at the 20 minute mark because it was that bad!!

All of the horrible characteristics of a SyFy Channel production are present in...."Wynonna Earp"...

1. The zero production values. With any SyFy Channel production it's best to start with the standard.."$500.00 Production Budget"...of any SyFy Channel series and then just start going backwards and counting down from...."$500.00"...every time you see cheesy cost cutting. In this case....

a. Cheap looking film stock. The SyFy Channel always uses some sort of cheap-o looking film stock in everything it films (from original SyFy Channel movies to original SyFy Channel series.) Always giving everything this brownish looking puke appearance.

b. Cheap looking location shooting. In this case, a sagebrush saturated back lot somewhere burning in the sun. With the actors and actresses burning up as well outdoors.

c. Cheap wardrobe. Rags, odd & ends, whatever the SyFy Channel could drum up at a local..."Salvation Army Retail Outlet".....

2. Bad actors - Shiver!! Too painful to watch!!

3. Horrible Dialogue. An example given in the title of this particular post.

4. A premise not interesting in the slightest. A cross between..."Ash vs. Evil Dead"....and some B-Grade western by Charles Band.

5. Cheap-o makeup effects. Oh, good heavens!! The worst I have ever seen.

6. Bad editing in fight sequences. No doubt trying to hide the bad wire work.

7. Boring characters. Boring bad guys.

8. You don't care about this make believe reality because it wasn't executed well at all.

The first time I ever had to turn something off at the 20 minute mark because it was that bad!!


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