Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Universal Studios Hasn't Had a Box Office Hit In a "Gazillion - Trillion" Years. Only One Man Can Save Universal Studios

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Thank you, Steven Spielberg. For giving Universal Studios the upcoming..."Jurassic Park"...sequel. It will be the only..."Pulse...Heartbeat"...that Universal Studios will ever experience at the box office for years to come!!

From this...


..."Box Office Dud City"...across the board

...to This...


Steven Spielberg saves...."Universal Studios Corporate Ass"... once again.

Every Universal Studios executive should bow down and kiss Steven Spielberg's feet in eternal gratitude.


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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Paging Michael DeLuca and Scott Stuber. Your "Battlestar Galactica" Movie Is Two Years Overdue!!

Michael De Luca Scott Stuber Battlestar Galactica


http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/


Oh, that's right. This was just one of many..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...of Universal Studios going back to the year 2001.


This blog keeps forgetting!!

What have Michael DeLuca and Scott Stuber actually been up to for the past two years? In addition to not making a..."Battlestar"...movie, not much of anything else either!!



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Monday, December 11, 2017

Why Do Asteroids Explode High In The Atmosphere? Since When Has The "Syfy Channel" Ever Given a Horse's Hoot?


Artwork depicting the fireball from the Siberian Tunguska impact of 1908. Credit: Don Davis / DonaldEDavis.com used by permission




http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/why-do-asteroids-explode-high-in-the-atmosphere

After almost 20 years at chronically failing to be a Science Fiction cable network, the..."SyFy Channel"...has more pressing concerns it should be concerning itself with...

Such as...

Why does the..."SyFy.com"...website have absolutely nothing to do with the long since failed..."SyFy Channel"...cable channel?

"SyFy"...is not an abbreviation of any sort for..."Science Fiction"...so that eliminates any notions that..."SyFy"...is supposed to be a Science Fiction cable network.

This blog can only identify the..."SyFy Channel"...in what it has failed at being for the past 20 consecutive years.

SyFy Channel: "A channel that has FAILED at being a Science Fiction cable network for the past 20 consecutive years."




This then gets into the area of the..."Default Definition"...of the..."SyFy Channel"...when the definition of Science Fiction fails to apply to the..."SyFy Channel"...

SyFy Channel = Flophouse




This blog defines the..."SyFy Channel"...as a..."Flophouse"...

A total FAILURE

Have you seen the latest rerun of..."Blood Drive"...on the..."Flophouse Channel"...recently?

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Sunday, December 10, 2017

This Blog Is Proud To Announce a Series of Low Budget Films!!

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In the grand and highly derivative / cliched tradition of the..."SyFy Channel"...

This blog is beginning work immediately on a series of low budget films on the following subjects!!

1. The Three Stooges

"The Fall of The House of Moe, Larry, and Curly"

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"Numbskulls!! I told you not to remove the support beams from the house before we went to the store!!"

2. Anchor Man - Ron Burgundy

"The Fall of the House of Ron Burgundy"

3. Krypto - The Super Dog

"The Fall of The House of Krypto"

4. Batgirl

"The Fall of The House of Babs Gordon"

5. Bat Mite

"The Fall of The House of Bat Mite"

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"My house is falling and I can't get it up!!"


6. Mama's Family

"The Fall of The House of Eunice, Ed, and Mama"

7. Goober and Gomer Pyle

"The Fall of The House of Pyle"

8. The Flintstones

"The Fall of The House of Pebbles and Bam-Bam"

9. Looney Tunes

"The Fall of The House of Bugs and Daffy"

10. Scooby Doo

"The Fall of The House of Daphne and Fred"

All exciting productions will be available on DVD soon!! Look for them here!!

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Alongside where exciting..."SyFy Channel"...productions are sold!!

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Is the SyFy Channel Using "Krypton" To Re-Tell The Story of "Caprica?"

'Krypton' Trailer Shows The Fall of the House of El




https://www.space.com/39037-krypton-trailer-syfy-channel.html


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Why is it whenever the..."SyFy Channel"...tells a backstory of anything, it involves the..."Fall of the House of"....?

In..."Caprica"...it was the..."Fall of The House of Adama"...or whatever...

In..."Krypton"...it is the..."Fall of The House of El"...or whatever...

The..."SyFy Channel"...can never get out of its..."Dallas"...mindset whenever it tells backstories of anything...

The..."Fall of The Ewings"...
The..."Fall of J.R."...
The..."Fall of The Barnes"...

As far as this blog is concerned, this is the LAZIEST form of producing and scriptwriting there is, because you can plug the..."Fall of"...story mechanism into not only practically everything, but LITERALLY everything there is.

It means that as producers and scriptwriters, you really don't have a legitimate, unique, and inspired story to tell.

Why did the family of..."Superman"...have to have the..."Fall of"...anything in its back history as is the case with..."Krypton"...?

Why couldn't..."Superman's"...family just be a long successful line of superhuman little league pitchers or ice cream vendors?

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But What Will Ever Become of..."Bad Hat Harry Productions"...??


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The lobby of..."Bad Hat Harry Productions"...during its heyday. Yes, the little room production company with rarely anything ever on its production slate is vacating the..."Fox"...lot.


https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/bryan-singers-fox-offices-shutting-down-1064305


I do believe this blog made three prior predictions that..."Bohemian Rhapsody"...would be the greatest film Bryan Singer NEVER made.


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So long..."Bad Hat Harry Productions"...


We hardly knew thee...because thee never really made anything!!


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Friday, December 8, 2017

What We Will Never See From Universal Studios. Something Like "Superman - The Movie: Extended Cut"

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...But done for..."Saga of a Star World"...instead. The pilot episode of the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series...


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No doubt due to the fact that all of the never before seen missing footage was either destroyed or lost (on purpose) by Universal Studios due to their notorious MISMANAGEMENT of this property.

Universal Studios: Always doing its part for over 40 years to NOT preserve our television heritage.

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"Superman's Grandpa Broods." It's Just a Coincidence That He Looks Like Nothing More Than a "Ken Action Figure" For "Barbie" From An Episode of "Beverly Hills 90210"











Will anything from the..."SyFy Channel"...ever carry any psychological depth, inspired thinking, or genuine thinking outside of the box?



Will the..."SyFy Channel"...ever have a genuine, legitimate story to tell in any of its programming?


Certainly not in the present lifetimes of all of us.


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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

The Most Earth Shattering Science Fiction News Continues To Not Come From "Comcast / NBC / Vivendi / GE - Universal"




Quentin Tarantino makes movies that will kick your ass if you're not tough enough to watch the graphic violence.

However, he is an extremely skilled filmmaker and it is intriguing that he is becoming involved with..."Star Trek"...in an extremely involved capacity.

What this blog finds so interesting about this news is that it would be interesting to see a different side to Quentin Tarantino as a filmmaker if he were involved with..."Star Trek"...

Instead of focusing exclusively on gore he would instead be working in the..."Star Trek"...universe where gore is practically non-existent. Certainly to the degree that Quentin Tarantino has done it in the past.

This blog is hoping that working on..."Star Trek"...will open up a whole new side to the filmmaking skills of Quentin Tarantino, where he would be focusing on the healthier and more uplifting aspects of telling a story.

And no..."Universal Studios / SyFy Channel"...couldn't get Quentin Tarantino for any project no matter how hard they tried.

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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

"Wicker Man" With Nicholas Cage Was Never a Science Fiction Movie. Not Even a Great Movie. So Of Course, The "SyFy Channel" Is Talking About It

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http://www.syfy.com

Perhaps due to the fact that all of the unnecessary graphic violence in the film drew the..."SyFy Channel"...right to it. And the fact that the movie is not Science Fiction.

Can this blog predict that the..."SyFy Channel"...is just itching to make a television series out of..."Wicker Man?"

Scheduled right after its upcoming low rated episodes of..."The Purge"...no doubt.

"Wicker Man"..is a Universal Studios movie. Which is no doubt probably the reason why the..."SyFy Channel"...is mentioning it on its website. a cheap plug for its parent corporation.

Let's pull up some fun stats on the.. "Wicker Man"...shall we?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wicker_Man_(2006_film)

1. A box office flop. $40 million production budget and a worldwide box office total of $38 million.

2. Five..."Golden Raspberry Award"...nominations

a. Worst picture
b. Worst actor
c. Worst screenplay
d. Worst remake or rip-off
e. Worst on-screen couple

3. The critics hated it. The mass market audience paid no attention to it.

This blog is really beginning to sense a television series based upon the..."Wicker Man"...coming from the..."SyFy Channel"...

It has everything the..."SyFy Channel"...loves. Primarily total rejection from the mass market audience.




With each passing day, the..."SyFy Channel"...otherwise known as..."Flophouse"...to this blog (in the picture directly above) lives up to its reputation. A BAD ONE.

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No Matter How Many Times The "SyFy Channel" Modifies Its Website, It Will Always Look Like An "Online Flea Market For Dysfunctional and Clashing Science Fiction Items and Info" If The "QVC Network" Were Running It




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SyFy Channel: "What are we supposed to be again? A Science Fiction network? We keep forgetting!!"

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Sunday, December 3, 2017

As Is Always The Case, "Universal Studios / SyFy Channel" Is Always Positioned Precisely In The Exact Opposite Direction of Where All of The Science Fiction Fun Is Happening



http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/watch-star-wars-the-last-jedi-cast-take-over-kimmel-w513132

Gee, doesn't Universal Studios own something slightly similar that they could have been exploiting for the past 40 years?

1. During all of the current..."Star Wars"...movies
2. During all of the current..."Star Trek"....movies.
3. During the current..."Star Trek"...television series.
4. During..."The Orville"...television series on FOX.
5. During all of the..."Rick Berman Era"..."Star Trek"...television series from 1987 to 2002.




This blog can almost place its finger on what Universal Studios owns which they could use to compete with all of this Science Fiction fun.

And no...this blog is not talking about Ronald D. Moore's boring as shit..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series...

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...with..."Old Frown Eyes"....himself...

Have they started teaching college courses yet illustrating how Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series is the..."Definitive Textbook Example"....of how Science Fiction should NOT be produced for television if you want to attract a massive, mass market audience?

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I would definitely sign up for that class right away!!

When was the last time..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...had a healthy and robust run in syndication on local stations across the country?

Or on other cable networks such as..."ME TV?"

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NEVER!!

Nobody wants this series for any reason!! They know it's a MONEY KILLER!!

Not even NBC (a subsidiary of Comcast-Universal) wanted it after a few reruns tanked in the ratings!!

"GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...isn't even in demand overseas!! Nobody wants it there either!!

Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series is just like the..."Trump Presidency."

Everybody...HATES...it!!

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Saturday, December 2, 2017

Forget About a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie. Universal Studios Couldn't Even Handle Putting Out Quality "Battlestar Galactica" Merchandise During The Past 40 Years



A.."Battlestar Galactica"...movie obviously being infinitely larger in scale than any piece of crap merchandise Universal Studios has put out during the past 40 years. The point being, Universal Studios couldn't handle the quality involved in a much larger endeavor if they simultaneously couldn't deliver the quality on a much smaller scale with its crappy ass..."Battlestar Galactica"...merchandise.

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1. This hunk of junk has intentionally unattractive box art to keep sales down in order to discourage old fans and potentially new fans from purchasing it. Has there ever been a more blatant attempt to discourage consumers en masse from even walking up to the cashier due to the box art being so deliberately repulsive on an item?

2. Universal Studios then simultaneously engages in its old..."Reverse Psychology Routine"...on consumers by filling http://www.amazon.com with stealth marketed reviews of this item with not one curious mention from any of these reviewers as to how unattractive the box art is. Stealth marketers working for Universal Studios posing as legitimate consumers and purchasers of this item...INDEED!!

3. This...Blu-Ray...set also has a severely damaged aspect ratio in all of its widescreen versions of the episodes which is nothing new to Universal Studios as this studio never could get a handle on DVD and Blu-Ray technology with all of its classic television series releases. Most notoriously..."Adam-12"...and...."Night Gallery."

4. This Blu-Ray set also merely carried over the extras from the..."Battlestar Galactica - Complete Epic Series"...DVD set from October 2003. Over a decade ago. Not taking into account (of course) the recent passings of Glen A. Larson and Richard Hatch. Of course not!! That would have required the production of new extras in order to properly pay tribute to these two men and what they accomplished in their lives. Universal Studios would never approve of that!!

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This book has the infamous and irresponsible trademarks of Universal Studios all over it when it comes to..."Battlestar Galactica"...

1. An unfair overemphasis on Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)....series.

2. Pocket sleeve contents that are trinkets of junk.

3. Behind the scenes photo stills of..."Saga of a Star World"...(The pilot episode of the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica")...series that are so tiny you would have to take them to a professional photographer to get them enlarged as much as possible.

4. Questionable binding

5. An unfair under emphasis on the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series.

6. Nothing new in terms of behind the scenes information as what is printed here was swiped from online sources and 40 year old publications and interviews.

7. The book being too small in size as a supposed coffee table sized book.

8. Overall page number too small to cover all of the required information.

9. The hunk of junk new..."Battlestar"...design having priority over the much superior original..."Battlestar"... design from the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series in the fold out cover of this book.

10. At least 50% of the photos from the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series being too small.


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When the first batch of units of the..."Battlestar Galactica - Complete Epic Series"...DVD set were released to consumers in October 2003, these consumers encountered a DVD set so filled with manufacturing defects, these defects could only have been by design and were not accidental...

1. Cracked discs were the first thing consumers saw sitting in the DVD trays in October 2003 when they unwrapped the packaging for the very first time. Cracked all the way through.

2. It only got bleaker as they tried to put the discs into their DVD players. Freezing discs, and heavy grain evident primarily in the pilot episode..."Saga of a Star World"...indicated that NO digital remastering was done of these episodes as was claimed on the external packaging.

3. The photo gallery could have been 100% better.

4. Not all of the deleted scenes from..."Saga of a Star World"...were there. A good 25 extra minutes of this pilot episode are still missing and unaccounted for after 40 consecutive years of Universal Studios..."Mismanagement B.S."...of this property.

JUNK...like the ones listed in the three examples above is always..."Par For the Course"...for Universal Studios every time they release a new piece of merchandise from the..."1978 Battlestar Galactica"...series.

So, setting Universal Studios loose on a new..."Battlestar Galactica"...movie without any external quality control oversight would be DISASTROUS for moviegoers. 

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