Monday, June 29, 2015

Since This Blog Always Dares To Be Different With "Stealth Marketing Free" Bluntness, Let's Just Come Right Out And Say Something Else

 

Universal Studios doesn't have a..."Battlestar Galactica Franchise".....It doesn't have one because it never built one. 37 years of hating this property at every turn as they have resulting in them sabotaging this property at every turn has not built a...."Battlestar Galactica Franchise".....for them. Universal Studios hasn't built a franchise for themselves out of this property....Ronald D. Moore never built a franchise for them out of this property....Lord knows Bryan Singer has never lifted a finger to build a franchise for them out of this property.

What we have had instead is a corporation (Universal Studios) that has never known the value of what it has had within its grasp with this property because Universal management has never been bright enough to realize it.

37 years of empty air... (Universal Studios doing nothing while hating this property)....combined with every aspect of merchandising related to this property sabotaged on purpose by Universal Studios (VHS tapes, DVDs, books)....combined with Ronald D. Moore really not doing anything at all or anything constructive with the property....combined with one fake movie press release after another for 15 consecutive years...combined with endless (decades) of legal bottlenecking (clogging) with the late Glen A. Larson...combined with non-stop Universal Studios stealth marketing trashing the property to this very day....has rendered this property totally impotent in becoming a franchise. That could always still change if Universal Studios were completely removed from the picture to make way for better owners who would know better than to sabotage the property on purpose at every turn and from multiple vantage points at once as Universal Studios has done for 37 consecutive years.

The...."1978 Battlestar Galactica Series"....isn't a franchise yet because of the continued horrific mismanagement of it by Universal Studios.

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Saturday, June 27, 2015

The "AMC Channel" Is Stealing The Science Fiction Genre Away From The SyFy Channel

http://www.amc.com/schedule

Which isn't hard to do considering the SyFy Channel and its loony management from NBC-Universal was never into Science Fiction programming anyway. No, the SyFy Channel has been more into being a badly managed general interest cable channel with badly produced, written, and broadcasted television series across the entire spectrum of subject matter....Wrestling...Alcohol based game shows....scripted psychic phenomena nonsense (John Edwards, Ghost Hunters), and a cooking show.

No golf yet on the SyFy Channel? Lord knows Tiger Woods could use the endorsement....from anyone...(even the SyFy Channel)....at this point in his sinking career.

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Friday, June 26, 2015

Paramount Pictures Quite Logically Continues The..."Star Trek Franchise"....With Fabulous and Intelligent Management



http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/oscars/star-trek-3-stars-score-big-raises-as-kirk-and-spock-sign-for-fourth-movie-exclusive/ar-AAcaCcd?ocid=ansHollywoodReporter11

While Universal Studios continues to trip over its own..."Corporate Scrotum Sack".....in mismanaging what still could be the...."Legitimate Third Alternative to Star Wars & Star Trek"....(The "1978 Battlestar Galactica Series") as long as they (Universal Studios) didn't own it and keep mismanaging it....


April 8th, 2014 - Where is this...."Battlestar"....movie?

 
August 3rd, 2012 - And this one?


October 21st, 2011 - And this one?


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Is Anyone Looking Forward To This?

 
 


 

Because the SyFy Channel's...."Off - Kilter Sensibilities"....will always find humor in the darndest of places, such as in...."Alcoholism".....

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Thursday, June 25, 2015

Let's Visit Three Permanent Landmarks and Fixtures of American Life, Shall We?


1. Niagara Falls


2. The Rocky Mountains

 

3. The Universal Studios Disc Replacement Program -

You want damaged discs? Universal Studios got em!! Universal Studios always has them ahead of time!! Whether or not you want to trade them in for good ones is entirely up to you!! The..."Universal Studios Disc Replacement Program"....is the infamous subsidiary of Universal Studios that sends you corrective discs (if you ask for them) after Universal Studios...."DVD / Blu-Ray Manufacturing Department".....damages the discs on purpose the first time around.

It's sort of like un-screwing a hooker in the rear when you didn't have enough money to screw her the first time around but you did it anyway.


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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Yes, Yes...We Get It. If There Was No "Leather Industry" In Vancouver, British Columbia...There Would Be No "SyFy Channel"


http://originalleathers.com/

http://www.syfy.com

Because if wardrobe retailers (leather and business suits by the way) aren't within walking distance of the low budget SyFy soundstages in... Vancouver, British Columbia...there would be nothing but...snowy static.....over the airwaves where the SyFy Channel broadcasts. The SyFy Channel's eternal solution to not hiring legitimate costume designers for its low budget...."Welfare Joe"....productions.

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Monday, June 22, 2015

NBC Cancels "Hannibal"

 
 
 
 
In other words, it's business as usual in the...."Low Rated / Cancelled Television Series Department"....of NBC.
 
Well...at least NBC-Universal is doing well in its..."TV-DVD Department"....
 
 
 
 

Oooops...Scratch that!! They aren't doing well in their..."TV-DVD Department".....either!!



Scratching that right now!!

Hey look!! It's the same crappy scribble as the crappy cover art on the Blu-Ray box above!!


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Sunday, June 21, 2015

I Often Quietly Meditate Over The Boundless Psychological Power I Continue To Have Over The "NBC-Universal Stealth Marketers"





http://www.amazon.com/Battlestar-Galactica-Definitive-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B00Q2OQNCM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8

Oh, gee. Was it taken down already? Are the..."NBC-Universal Stealth Marketers"....suddenly getting bashful?

"BEST Cover Art in the Universe!!! No "eye rolling"! The TRUTH!
...when you think of Battlestar Galactica, what's the FIRST image that comes to mind? CYLONS! Universal Studios definitely made the right call by putting a Cylon front-and-center on the Box Art for this blu-ray release! **Of course** the studio is going to put a Cylon on the front cover...**what else** would you put there - the Cylons ARE Battlestar Galactica! This cool image of a Cylon is very eye-catching...I tip my hat to the designer! I also totally love the red "rubbed sand-paper" look of the background with the Cylon's red eye staring right through you...and check out the BACK COVER of this release...with an absolutely BEAUTIFUL full-color photo-montage of the entire BSG cast! Judging this release **JUST** by the Cover Art, this release is clearly a 5 star winner...please don't, "roll your eyes" and dismiss this blu-ray release out of hand....this great looking Box Art is firing on all cylinders...!"
 
...And the box art still sucks ass....Phasers on stun!!....
 
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Friday, June 19, 2015

How Can You Tell 99% of The Reviews a Product Receives Are Stealth Marketed?


http://www.amazon.com/Battlestar-Galactica-Definitive-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B00Q2OQNCM/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1434755684&sr=1-1&keywords=battlestar+galactica+the+definitive+collection&pebp=1434755679670&perid=09QJRTMW1V657MNKPVVA

When not one of the reviews points out the overwhelming obvious flaw in the product in a manner such as this:

"Ummm...this box art sucks. I mean, it just really sucks ass to kingdom come and back. This box looks like my dog used it for a chew toy and my cat used it for a scratch box. And then they (Universal Studios) dug it up and mass produced it."

Not one truthful remark about the piss poor condition of this box. This is the nature of stealth marketing. Looking the other way when obvious flaws are present in a product.

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All You Can Do Is Shake Your Head In Disbelief At What Some People Actually Receive a Paycheck For



The staggering lack of imagination in these two subtitles...."The Second One".....and...."Oh Hell No"....could only have come from the NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel camp.


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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

What Can You Say About a Corporation (Universal Studios) That Implements as Standard Procedure a..."Disc Replacement Program"...Along With Its Blu-Ray Releases Instead of Fixing The Problems Beforehand?

 

The only Blu-Ray release in history that has..."Peat Moss"....growing on its outer box.

http://tvshowsondvd.com/news/Battlestar-Galactica-replacement-disc-info/21172

The day Universal Studios goes out of business completely as a corporation will be the first day of paradise on this Earth for DVD and Blu-Ray collectors everywhere.

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Monday, June 15, 2015

Sometimes I Think Universal Studios Naively Believes That No One Investigates Their Claims And Contrasts The Actual End Results With The "Stealth Marketing Assertions"



Ummm, this was not a good transfer. It was a problematic transfer with maybe a favorable rating of 65% if one were to be overly generous. This was a project that should have been handled by..."CBS Digital"...(who remastered the.... "1966 Star Trek"....series with upgraded visual effects), or...."Warner Brothers"...(who remastered...."Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut" with upgraded effects a decade ago.)

Universal Studios either intentionally or unintentionally suffers from a...."Reality Disconnect"....from everything it does media speaking with the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica"....series. The crappy looking box art associated with this Blu-Ray release is a disgrace in itself...Someone at Universal Studios signed off on this crappy looking box art either knowing full well how crappy it looked, or signed off on it while looking at it cross eyed and sideways....


 
 
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Saturday, June 13, 2015

So The Punchline Is..."NBC-Universal" Just Didn't Have Access To The Resources Available To "CBS - Digital"...Including Experienced Personnel


...And yet something went terribly wrong with the widescreen modifications to the...."Battlestar 1978"....series. Blurry imaging is a common complaint. CBS-Digital should have handled this job, not these neophytes at NBC-Universal.

Film doesn't degrade and colors don't lose their vibrancy if movies are taken care of in the first place and properly stored in moisture free environments by movie studios. These neophytes who really didn't know what they were doing in the first place were also faced with the impossibly extra burden of trying to clean up..."Saga of a Star World"....(Battlestar's pilot episode)....after Universal Studios hadn't been taking care of and storing it properly for 37 years. The film degradation and loss of color vibrancy was due to Universal Studios intentional neglect more than likely. Given their historically bad attitude towards..."Battlestar 1978"....across the entire spectrum of..."You name it".....

1....And where is the still missing footage (lots of it) to..."Saga of a Star World?" Particularly the scene where Starbuck confronts Col. Tigh on the bridge demanding to know why the Galactica pulled out of battle.

2...and Adama announcing..."General Quarters"....in addition to...."Battle Stations Drill"....

3..and Rigel announcing space distances never heard regularly...."Enemy closing 85 Microns"....

4...and the entire subplot involving the..."Ovion Queen"....

5....and Baltar surveying the ruins of someone's home on...."Caprica"....


6...and all of the ABC-TV promos voiced by Ernie Anderson advertising..."Saga of a Star World"...12 in all?


 
 
Yes, the past has finally caught up with Universal Studios in order to haunt them.
 
 
 

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Friday, June 12, 2015

The NBC-Universal.... "Flopapalooza Collection"....



 

Since NBC-Universal continues to flop at all things Science Fiction (SyFy Channel), and the recent (failed) Blu-Ray release of...."Battlestar Galactica - Definitive Collection"....why don't they just go back in time and release all of their earlier failed attempts at Science Fiction television series under the umbrella title...."The NBC-Universal Flopapalooza Collection"....on DVD and Blu-Ray?

Starting off of course, with the epic NBC failed attempt at Science Fiction in 1979...."Supertrain."

Don't let the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore see these two clips. They both will start..."thinking"....which as we all know....is a dangerous thing and always leads to low rated and bad television pumped up on...."Stealth Marketing Steroids"....The both love to mine the past even if the past sucked.


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With a Watered Down And Thoroughly Bland Brand Name (Station Name) Like "SyFy", Is It Any Wonder Why Nothing This Network Puts On The Air Resonates With The Public?



http://www.syfy.com

Yes, many moons ago this used to be a..."Science Fiction Channel"....

...Until a clown car came along filled with business buffoons (from Universal Studios) who turned this channel into an ambiguous...can't be nailed down in identity definition....watered down.....bland saturated.....imagination starved....good idea starved.....channel about nothing....nothing important....nothing in particular....cable network....that feeds on its own feces of watered down and bland ambiguity in everything it does.

To this channel...Science Fiction is nothing more than a punch line of served up piping hot garbage and cliches dispensed at a drive-thru window with nary a customer in sight.

What this channel always tries to pass off as Science Fiction really isn't Science Fiction because once what was formerly (Science Fiction) emerges from the anal end of the..."SyFy Corporate Meat Grinder"....it turns into cliché saturated....stereotype saturated ("our programming is for geeks")....watered down, dumbed down....bad ideas galore...stolen ideas galore...crappy attempts at Science Fiction.

Every other (shudder) type of programming this channel fails at is a catastrophe as well. "C.S.I." reruns...lame brained movies from the "USA Film Vaults"...wrestling.....a game show for alcoholics...horror movies. None of this garbage sticks to the wall and makes a favorable, lasting impression because at some point during the evolution of the (shudder) corporate consciousness of the SyFy Channel....it was decided either intentionally or unintentionally that talented and imaginative people would not be lured to the channel for hiring. Certainly a pre-requisite for putting attractive and compelling programming on the air mass market audiences would be drawn to.

One gets the impression(s) that the idiots who work in the programming department of the SyFy Channel got there through...

1. Nepotism
2. Networking
3. Stumbling into a job
4. Mutual cynicism towards all things Science Fiction
5. Laziness
6. Arrogance

...and not through a genuine love or knowledge of all encompassing Science Fiction.

This channel (SyFy) has always had the overpowering stench of...."I know someone of someone else of so and so who got me a job at SyFy. As for Science Fiction....I hate it!!"

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Thursday, June 11, 2015

If The SyFy Channel Attempted Its Own Superhero Show Like "Gotham" Or "The Flash" To Try And Be Trendy, This is Probably What It Would Look Like



Know what I mean, Vern?


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A Little Truth In Advertising: The SyFy Channel's Motto All Along Should Have Been..."It Doesn't Get Any Shittier Than This"...

 
An exhausted shark apparently sporting shoulders and a human stomach rests on Abraham Lincoln's lap after an afternoon of whirling carnage.
 
I don't believe the SyFy Channel has ever realized just how crappy and absurd it has been all along in all aspects of its crappy programming. It doesn't even deserve to be called a...."Basic Cable Network"....after failing multiple times over at being a...."Science Fiction Network"....
 
It would take thousands of years of management evolution just for the SyFy Channel to reach the outer fringes of dignity of the..."Basic Cable Network"....."WGN"....
 

 
 
 
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