The Sad Reality of What Would Have Happened to "Spaceballs-2" If "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Were The Owners

 

1. Decades of never getting made....period.

2. Decades of other examples of endless procrastination.

3. Decades of "Fake Press Releases" claiming its upward mobility.

4. Decades of alleged, overlapping productions getting endlessly tangled up in its alleged production.

5. Idiots you never heard of allegedly being signed up as producers, writers, showrunners, etc.

6. False promises 

7. Never any physical evidence of production spanning decades.

8. Alleged "Updated Info" spanning decades that was really alleged, recycled "Old Info."

"So Say We All!!"

Other Than "Jurassic World", Something Like This Would NEVER Come Out of "Comcast / NBC-Universal"

 

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This Blog Has Concluded That Another Definition of "Depression" is The Original Programming on "Peacock"

 

https://www.peacocktv.com/stream/tv

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"Comcast / NBC-Universal" Has Never Had a "Flair" For Name Changes. This Will be No Different

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/msnbc-sets-nov-15-as-date-for-rebrand-to-ms-now/ar-AA1Phd9d?ocid=BingNewsSerp

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When You're "Comcast / NBC-Universal", The Only "Logical Things" You Can Do, Is Keep Making The Same Mistakes Again and Again (For Decades) That Led to The "Eradication" of Three of Your "Higher Profile Properties"

 

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This is The Primary Reason Why "Peacock's" Subscriptions Are Still LOW After Five Years

 

It....along with its parent corporation...."Comcast / NBC-Universal"....simply doesn't own anything like this....on that...."Fun / Pop-Culture"....level.

Even if it did, it would either never produce it, or screw it up so badly with bad management, it would be gone after the first season.

"So Say We All!!"

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Remembering One of The More Astonishing Entries in "Universal Studios" Movie History

 

In 2001, "Universal Studios" believed that a movie based upon this early-1970s cartoon would be better remembered than a movie based upon "Battlestar 1978"....

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Keeping Score of Everyone Who Contributed Something to "Battlestar" During The Past 25 Years (2000-2025)....or Not

 

1. Dylan Clark - 0

2. Sam Esmail - 0

3. Simon Kinberg - 0

4. Frances Lawrence - 0

5. Michael DeLuca - 0

6. Scott Stuber - 0

7. Bryan Singer - 0

8. Tom DeSanto - 0

9. Dan Angel - 0

10. Billy Brown - 0

11. Jack Paglen - 0

12. John Orloff - 0

13. Lisa Joy - 0

14. Michael Lesslie - 0

15. Derek Simonds - 0

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If Jimmy Kimmel Were on The "Peacock" Streaming Service, The Subscriber Cancellations Would Still Have Netted "Peacock" Quadruple (In Millions), More Than The Subscriptions It Has Now

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/tv/disney-hulu-cancellations-rose-after-abc-briefly-yanked-jimmy-kimmel/ar-AA1OQDgd?ocid=TobArticle

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The "Spaceballs 2 Production Team" Should Teach "Comcast / NBC-Universal" How to Make a "Battlestar Movie", In Less Than 25 Years (2000-2025) and Counting....

 

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If "Peacock" Had Just One of These Series From Another "Streaming Service", It Would Be Rich

 

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One of The Projects "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Abandoned an Alleged "Battlestar" Movie For Back in The "Bryan Singer Days"

 October 2012....

It really had lasting value, didn't it? Beyond its solo NBC broadcast.

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This is Why "Peacock-Streaming" Never Gets Ahead With New Subscribers

  

It never does edgy, experimental, and expensive stuff like this.

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A "Battlestar" Movie at "Universal Studios" Never Got This Far in 25 Years (2000-2025)

 

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Were The "SyFy Channel Shareholders" Ever Enthusiastic About Their Own Past, Present, and Future?

Just wondering....

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The "Inevitable Checklist" Might as Well be Done....

 For decades, it has been too difficult for...."Comcast / NBC-Universal" to....

1. Do a...."Director's Cut (on DVD)".... of...."Saga of a Star World"....the... "Pilot Episode"....of the...."1978 Battlestar Galactica".....series.

2. Do a...."Galactica"....animated film.

3. Do any sort of a live action "movie / tv series" based on..."Battlestar"....

4. But what...."Comcast / Universal"....has excelled at....is those...."Fake Battlestar Press Releases"....spanning decades.

""So Say We All!!"

Remembering When (According to Tom DeSanto in The Mid-2010s), "Comcast / NBC-Universal" Even Considered it Too Difficult to Do a "Galactica Cartoon"

 

How many....infinite, different ways could.... "Laziness"....be defined and illustrated?....

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Does This Guy Even Know What Planet He is On, Let Alone What Profession He is Allegedly In?

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/comcast-stock-sinks-as-peacock-fails-to-add-more-subscribers-broadband-losses-disappoint-164329954.html

Michael Cavenaugh: "Wireless is a meaningful differentiator as our converted offers provide great savings to the consumer. And you will see us shift our strategy to package mobile with more of our higher-tier broadband products, both for new and many of our existing customers."

Nothing about...."Peacock"....lacking a discernible identity and an...."Identity Marker"....(Indiana Jones, Star Trek) for FIVE YEARS that has left potential subscribers (millions) lost in the woods for FIVE YEARS still not knowing what the hell...."Peacock"....is. Or not knowing that it even exists.

This Cavanaugh guy is as far away from the...."Broadside of a Barn"....in not knowing what...."Peacock's"...real problems are as one can get.

"So Say We All!!"

Did You Ever Have That Overwhelming Urge to Tell Someone?...."You're Simply In The Wrong Profession. You Chose The Wrong Line of Work."

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/comcast-stock-sinks-as-peacock-fails-to-add-more-subscribers-broadband-losses-disappoint-164329954.html

Hit the road...."Peacock!!".....

"So Say We All!!"

Ever Since The Inception of DVD Decades Ago, Even a "Low Budget" DVD Release of a 'Director's Cut" of "Saga of Star World" (The Pilot Episode of Battlestar '78) Was Considered "Out of The Question" by "Universal Studios"

 

Bit by bit, in increments of degrees spanning decades, Universal Studios gradually ravaged itself and destroyed its reputation with this property for good.

Even ultimately harming its own streaming service...."Peacock".....with its mismanagement of "Battlestar."

"So Say We All!!"

With All of The "Properties" Out There to "Latch Itself to", It Doesn't Surprise This Blog In The Slightest, That "Peacock" Chose This....

 

Does a "Figurative Dumpster" come free, with each new subscription?....

If anyone were to bother signing up?

Allow the...."Low Subscriptions"...to continue for another...."Half Decade"....

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This Would Have Been Yet Another "Frozen in Development Hell Projects" of "Comcast / NBC-Universal's"

 Frozen in "Inactivity" for decades....

"So Say We All!!"

Is There a Such Thing as a "Train Wreck That Never Ceases Re-Manifesting?"

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/comcast-stock-sinks-as-peacock-fails-to-add-more-subscribers-broadband-losses-disappoint-164329954.html

"So Say We All!!"

Isn't The Ending of "The Woman in The Yard" Self-Explanatory?

https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/the-woman-in-the-yard-ending-explained 

She got up and left?

'So Say We All!!"

This Article is Worth Reading Again and Again, Because it Proves That "Peacock Business Executives" Still Don't "Get It" After Five Years

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ice_hockey/nbc-and-peacock-are-training-for-the-biggest-sports-streaming-challenge-to-date/ar-AA1Nicv5?ocid=BingNewsSerp

"Peacock-Streaming"....STILL NEEDS an instantly recognizable...."IDENTITY MARKER"....that will put it on the....'MAP"....for...."SUBSCRIBERS"....beyond...."SPORTS"....

And this is why.....AFTER 5 YEARS....(HALF a DECADE)...."Peacock-Streaming"....is still the smallest and most....INSIGNIFICANT....Streaming Service....in the...."Streaming Industry"....with a minuscule number of subscribers. 

"So Say We All!!"