Where anything and everything "Battlestar" related continues to NOT GET MADE.
"So Say We All!!"
Keeping track of Universal Studios rotten mismanagement of the "Battlestar Galactica" property for the past 48 consecutive years.
Wednesday, January 10, 2024
The "Lightweight, Never Heard of Before No-Talents" Keep Showing Up In The "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases"
So, when these "Fake Battlestar Productions" always end up never getting made, no one cares because the "No Talents" allegedly involved never mattered to anyone in the first place....
1. Derek Simonds
2. Sam Esmail
3. Simon Kinberg
4. Frances Lawrence
5. Dylan Clark
6. Michael DeLuca
7. Scott Stuber
8. Bryan Singer
9. Tom DeSanto
10. Michael Lesslie
This entire group (individually and collectively) would never have enough "Clout" in "Hollywood" to get even a "High School Stage Play" green-lit.
This entire group is "Bargain Basement, Clip Your Coupons, Paid For With $1.98 (For The Whole Group) No-Talents!!"
"So Say We All!!
Tuesday, January 9, 2024
This Bog Will Now "Chronicle" The "Next Phase" of Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Production" NOT Getting Made During 2024
1. January - April 2024
Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Production" will continue NOT getting made.
2. May 2024
New "Alleged Showrunner" Derek Simonds will leave this "Alleged Battlestar Production" (after NEVER having worked on it during the previous four months) in favor of a new project that came along for him.
3. June - December 2024
No further news will be heard about Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Production." However, bits and pieces of news will leak out about Sam Esmail working on various new projects here and there. In place of "Battlestar."
"So Say We All!!"
Sunday, January 7, 2024
Continuing Its "Atrocious Habit" of Always Trying to Prevent "Battlestar Galactica" From Being What It Really Is (The 1978 Series)....
...."Comcast / NBC-Universal" has just declared that the "Battlestar Galactica" title and property will now take place ONLY within the "Wizard of Oz" universe.
How "Dorothy" and the other characters will fight off "Cylons" at this point is anyone's guess.
The "Wicked Witch" will probably be commanding the "Cylons."
Sam Esmail is currently unavailable for comment.
The above song is also the "Anthem" of the entire "Comcast / NBC-Universal" corporation along with Sam Esmail and Simon Kinberg
"So Say We All!!"
A New "Alleged Showrunner" Replacing Michael Lesslie (Who Never Did a Damn Thing) During The One Year He Stuck Around as "Showrunner in Name Only" For Sam Esmail's Alleged "Battlestar" Series Can Only Mean One Thing
Sam Esmail's "Alleged Battlestar Series" will continue NOT BEING MADE as it hasn't been being made for the past 5 years (2019-2024).
"So Say We All!!"
Saturday, January 6, 2024
Even If Sam Esmail's Alleged Series (Still "Alleged" After Five Years, 2019-2024) Did Get Made, It Would Bore Everyone to Death With The New Untalented, and Underwhelming "Showrunner"
And this is how "Comcast / NBC-Universal" keeps preventing the "Battlestar" copyright ownership from falling out of its corporate hands and lapsing into the "Public Domain."
It keeps issuing these nonsensical and "Fake Battlestar Galactica Press Releases" with an endless series of "Underwhelming and Untalented Producers / Showrunners / Writers" allegedly attached to these alleged projects who all could NEVER create anything that would amount to a significant "Hill of Beans" anyway.
"So Say We All!!"
Even if this thing did get made as described above, it wouldn't be "Battlestar Galactica", except in Name Only (like Ronald D. Moore's nonsense) and it would be a quickly ignored, quickly forgotten "Low Budget Schlock Fest" on "Peacock-Streaming" - (The King's of Crap) and instantly replaced by more low budget garbage on "Peacock-Streaming."
"So Say We All!!"
It Will Be Interesting Continuing to Observe How Frequently and Quickly Sam Esmail Continues to Change His Alleged "Production Plans" Based Solely Upon What is Said In This Blog
First it was....
1. Sam Esmail wanted to parallel what Ronald D. Moore did.
Then it was ....
2. He had no actual production plans at all.
Now it's....
3. Both the "1978 Battlestar Series" and Ronald D. Moore's "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series will be abandoned in favor of doing a third, alternative take on the "Battlestar" property.
"So Say We All!!"
That's not a compliment. It never is. It's RIDICULE.
"So Say We All!!"
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