Monday, April 18, 2016

I Guess The "Moral Of The Story Is" (In The Strange, Corporate Thinking of Universal Studios), "Even Though a Box Office Flop Is Also a Low Ratings SyFy Channel Disaster...Let's Keep It On The Air Anyway"



http://www.syfy.com/12monkeys

The SyFy Channel: "The Second chance.... (not really)....for moldy and old Universal Studios box office flops to try it as a low budget SyFy Channel series."

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Saturday, April 16, 2016

Are Michael DeLuca And Scott Stuber Even Aware of The Fact That Universal Studios Mentioned Them And Attached Their Names To This "Fake Battlestar Movie" Earlier This Year?



http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Apparently not!! They're both busy on other projects with..."Battlestar"...nowhere to be found on either of their agendas...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006894/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835959/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Want to know what would be..."Poetic Justice?"....

If another corporation went ahead and made a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie without Universal Studios knowledge and released that movie domestically and internationally. And it made money in the hundreds of millions because it was so beautifully made and faithful to the..."1978 Series"....

I guarantee you it would be the only time...EVER....you would ever see...Universal Studios... tripping over themselves backwards over the..."Battlestar Galactica"....property. Trying to figure out how it happened and why they weren't..."In On It"....!!

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Friday, April 15, 2016

"Retro-Flashback Fun Day." The Box Office Bomb That Was Universal Studios "Dudley Do-Right"



http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dudleydo-right.htm


Let me guess. The same business executives working for Universal Studios in 1999 responsible for this box office catastrophe are still gainfully employed at Universal Studios. Just as Universal Studios never sells what it should..."Battlestar Galactica"...It also never fires who it should.

You mean we didn't get a sequel? Since Universal Studios thrives on its own failures so much. It energizes them!!

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Thursday, April 14, 2016

Why The "Universal Studios List of Upcoming Movies" Is a Constant Source of Amusement For Various Reasons




http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=distributor&id=universal.htm


1. Universal Studios has always looked the other way while every other studio in Hollywood is always making money hand over fist with Science Fiction movies and Science Fiction franchises.

2. Make no mistake. Not only has Universal Studios been sabotaging the..."Battlestar Galactica"....property on purpose for 38 consecutive years with intentionally bad decisions involving deliberate inactivity and procrastination...rotten decisions with Ronald D. Moore...and rotten decisions involving..."Battlestar Galactica"....merchandising....



Could Universal Studios have made this..."Blu-Ray Box Art"....look any worse deliberately? I don't think so!!

....But in doing so, has been deliberately sabotaging across the board for 38 consecutive years the one property..."Battlestar Galactica"...fully capable of giving..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"....serious and formidable competition if simply managed properly.

So, what is Universal Studios left with? An underwhelming list of destined...."quickly to be forgiven"...movies in the list above not only devoid of...."Battlestar Galactica"....but also devoid of any and all...Science Fiction....across the board.

Universal Studios sits out summer after summer and winter after winter at the box office because of these facts.

And misses out on making serious money.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Remember Two Years Ago This Month When Universal Studios Announced a "Battlestar Galactica" Movie And Didn't Make One Then Either?



http://variety.com/2014/film/news/battlestar-galactica-movie-gets-new-life-at-universal-exclusive-1201153687/

Where do these people keep vanishing to? The people Universal Studios keep claiming are involved in these..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movies"....it keeps announcing every two years?

Whatever happened to Jack Paglen? Is he still on the face of the Earth?



Black holes, baby!! This is where Universal Studios keeps putting these people. Universal Studios sure doesn't put them on staff to make these...."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movies"...of theirs every two years!!

Jack Paglen, are you in there??

As for..."VP of Production Scott Bernstein"....and..."Director of Development Jay Polidoro"....(So much for their impressive sounding titles. The buck stops there.)...They didn't make...."Squat"....for Universal Studios during the past two years involving this supposed movie. Which as we all know makes them about as qualified to be employed by Universal Studios as every other..."Ex-Burger Flipper"....currently employed by Universal Studios in the..."Battlestar Galactica Department."


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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

As "Star Wars" And "Star Trek" Sequels Continue To Clean Up At The Box Office, Universal Studios Remains Absolutely Frozen In Not Knowing What To Do In Order To Compete




In the hands of a competent corporation..."Battlestar Galactica"....would have been relaunched long before now in order to compete with the current batch of..."Star Wars"...and...."Star Trek"....sequels.

Instead, Universal Studios continues to only be able to offer its endless..."Biennial and Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"....



I used to think it was merely just..."Internal Corporate Hatred and Prejudices"....against the..."Battlestar Galactica"...property motivating Universal Studios to release these fake press releases every two years. 

I now suspect something else is going on here as well. And it's an..."Undiagnosed Business Illness"..... Universal Studios really has never known what to do with..."Battlestar Galactica"...in order to make it competitive with..."Star Wars"....and...."Star Trek"...It doesn't know how to be competitive with..."Battlestar".....and it also doesn't know how to re-launch...."Battlestar"....to the mass population in a way that would make it robust and competitive. So, they mismanage it on purpose out of not knowing how to do anything constructive with it...


Thus....this is the state Universal Studios has always been in from day one with..."Battlestar Galactica"...for the past 38 consecutive years. It's in this state right now with..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"...sequels cleaning up at the box office...and it was in this state from the late 1980's to the mid-2000's during the eras of...

1. Star Trek - The Next Generation
2. Deep Space Nine
3. Voyager
4. Babylon 5
6. Time Trax
7. Farscape
8. Star Trek: Enterprise
9. Stargate
10. Andromeda

And all of this proves that Universal Studios was the wrong corporation all along to have owned..."Battlestar Galactica".... all of this time and lacking the knowledge to do anything constructive with it.

If you don't know what to do with what you own in order to be competitive in the marketplace...SELL IT...to another corporation that would know what to do with it.

For example..."LucasFilm"...finally sold..."Star Wars"....to..."Disney"....after decades of..."LucasFilm"....either not knowing what to do do with..."Star Wars"...constructively (The "Star Wars" Prequels)...or not doing anything at all with it. The moment it's sold to..."Disney"...."Star Wars"....takes off like a lunar launch with the magnificent..."The Force Awakens"....and there's another...."Star Wars"....movie coming out one year later.

A different corporate owner can make all of the beneficial difference in the world when it comes to any property. 

"Battlestar Galactica"....would be no different.

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Monday, April 11, 2016

No, Universal Studios Still Hasn't Added "Battlestar Galactica" To Its Upcoming Release Schedule. But It Has Added "Clifford - The Big Red Dog"




Still no..."Battlestar"...but..."H-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-e's Clifford!!"...

...In the midst of the current and endless..."Star Wars"...and..."Star Trek"....sequel..."Boom!!"....The ever reliable and baffling..."Universal Studios Business Logic"....strikes again!!




http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/

Yes, my friends. Universal Studios still isn't working on this..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie in favor of..."Clifford - The Big Red Dog."

Because as we all know (those who graduated with an "MA in Marketing")....Marketing trends always frown on..."Battlestar Galactica" in favor of....

"CLIFFORD - THE BIG RED DOG"

At least...in the....STRANGE....BIZARRE....ECCENTRIC....and totally....WHACKED OUT....business universe that Universal Studios created for itself  and always inhabited.



Yes, my friends...."Battlestar Galactica"....has been relegated to the sidelines once again (by Universal Studios) for yet another totally asinine project at Universal Studios. In this case, feeding...."Clifford - The Big Red Dog"....his daily rations of...."Kibbles & Bits"....


What was it before this? Universal Studios derailed a..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie in favor of..."Mockingbird Lane"....the television pilot reboot of..."The Munsters"...for NBC-TV that never sold as a series. How convenient!!


With business priorities and a value system like this, I'm surprised the..."Universal Studios Shareholders"....haven't had their daily doses of..."Primal Screams"....yet at the nitwits actually running this corporation in the...."Universal Studios Black Tower"....



All of the business executives in the..."Universal Studios Black Tower"... (in a joint moment of immodesty)....momentarily pause for a group photo.

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