Friday, December 15, 2017

Example After Example Of The SyFy Channel's Sound Business Philosophy. This Blog Rolling Its Eyes


After all, it's a business philosophy that has worked beautifully for them for the past 20 years, hasn't it?

1. Referring to itself by a name (SyFy) that doesn't remind anyone of the..."Science Fiction"...genre. As a matter of fact, it's a name that doesn't remind anyone of anything, except maybe a poorly spelled abbreviation for..."Syphillis"...

2. Burying itself in a website (SyFy.com) that comes across as a..."QVC"...mismanaged flea market with adolescents offering daily commentaries on such bland and extremely boring subject matter such as..."Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"...clashing with such oddball puffy news stories such as..."Why Do Asteroids Explode In The Atmosphere?'....Who cares?

3. Taking the once great..."Sci-Fi Channel"...of the 1990's and mismanaging it all to hell during the past 20 years with a condescending attitude towards the entire Science Fiction genre which actually turned out to be a FRONT for the..."SyFy Channel"...actually not being talented enough, cerebral enough, inspired thinking enough, imaginative enough, and discerning enough to properly manage what was supposed to be a true Science Fiction channel all along.

4. Willingly doing business with..."The Asylum"...in the production of one of its television series..."Z Nation"...its offensive..."Sharknado"...series of low rated and low budget films, and other low budget films such as..."Ice Spiders." If there is one killer combination of a ..."Corporate Junk Duo"...that can always be counted upon to deliver junk television to the airwaves in bulk, it is the..."SyFy Channel"...and..."The Asylum"...

5. Openly admitting in public (over the Internet) that it waited for the other cable networks to begin doing Science Fiction television programming (and making good money at it) before it re-committed itself (for the umpteenth time) to having a schedule of 100% Science Fiction. This of course never happened, as well as the..."SyFy Channel"...never even coming close to making the sort of money that..."Netflix"...makes with its..."Stranger Things"...television series, as well as the sort of money that..."TNT"...makes with..."Walking Dead"....

The irony here is...is that the.."SyFy Channel"...which was supposed to be an honest to God Science Fiction cable network all along, looked to other cable networks for Science fiction related inspiration before it made its umpteenth attempt to re-commit itself to Science Fiction centered programming. The..."SyFy Channel"...of course keeps failing in its endeavors to do so because it LACKS the inspired thinking, imagination, proper funding, and right people (talented people) in management and down on the soundstages in Vancouver to appropriately compete with the other cable networks doing Science Fiction.

6. Would any other cable network in its right mind (being sane) have done or would do these television series or television movies?

a. Blood Drive
b. Geeks Who Drink
c. Into the Crapper - with Wil Wheaton
d. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night
e. Krypton
f. The Purge
g. Scare Tactics
h. Dream Team
i. Z Nation
j. Helix
k. Ronald D. Moore's..."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)...series
l. Crossing Over - With John Edward
m. Sharknado
n. Ice Spiders
o. Sharktopus
p. Happy

7. Frequently perusing graphic novels, frequently by out of the mainstream publishing companies such as..."Dark Horse"...for television series ideas.

8. Frequently making television series out of box office flops....

a. 12 Monkeys (movie of the same name)
b. Helix (The SyFy Channel's remake of John Carpenter's..."Thing"...movie)
c. The Purge - (The movies of the same name)

d. Blood Drive (The SyFy Channel's remake of Quentin Tarantino's and Robert Rodriguez's..."Grindhouse"...film.)

It's enough to make you dizzy isn't it? In its infinite capacity to clash with sound business logic.

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Only a Cable Network That Never Was And Never Will Be a Legitimate Science Fiction Channel Would "Dream Cast"..."Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"





http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/dream-casting-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer

Yes, I have often wondered myself what current actors working in Hollywood today should voice Rudolph, Herbie, and Yukon Cornelius in a remake of..."Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"...(rolling my eyes)...

Any runner up actors to voice..."Coach Comet?"....

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"Right...Right!!"


My God. What does the..."SyFy Channel"...continue to mutate into? 

Is it even possible for the..."SyFy Channel"...to move further away from Science Fiction than what it already has?

This blog asks the question once again...

"What is the..."SyFy Channel"....?

Thus far, a bland and nameless / faceless generic cable network.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Universal Studios Hasn't Had a Box Office Hit In a "Gazillion - Trillion" Years. Only One Man Can Save Universal Studios

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Thank you, Steven Spielberg. For giving Universal Studios the upcoming..."Jurassic Park"...sequel. It will be the only..."Pulse...Heartbeat"...that Universal Studios will ever experience at the box office for years to come!!

From this...


..."Box Office Dud City"...across the board

...to This...


Steven Spielberg saves...."Universal Studios Corporate Ass"... once again.

Every Universal Studios executive should bow down and kiss Steven Spielberg's feet in eternal gratitude.


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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Paging Michael DeLuca and Scott Stuber. Your "Battlestar Galactica" Movie Is Two Years Overdue!!

Michael De Luca Scott Stuber Battlestar Galactica


http://variety.com/2016/film/news/battlestar-galatica-movie-michael-de-luca-scott-stuber-producers-1201702407/


Oh, that's right. This was just one of many..."Fake Battlestar Galactica Movie Press Releases"...of Universal Studios going back to the year 2001.


This blog keeps forgetting!!

What have Michael DeLuca and Scott Stuber actually been up to for the past two years? In addition to not making a..."Battlestar"...movie, not much of anything else either!!



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Monday, December 11, 2017

Why Do Asteroids Explode High In The Atmosphere? Since When Has The "Syfy Channel" Ever Given a Horse's Hoot?


Artwork depicting the fireball from the Siberian Tunguska impact of 1908. Credit: Don Davis / DonaldEDavis.com used by permission




http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/why-do-asteroids-explode-high-in-the-atmosphere

After almost 20 years at chronically failing to be a Science Fiction cable network, the..."SyFy Channel"...has more pressing concerns it should be concerning itself with...

Such as...

Why does the..."SyFy.com"...website have absolutely nothing to do with the long since failed..."SyFy Channel"...cable channel?

"SyFy"...is not an abbreviation of any sort for..."Science Fiction"...so that eliminates any notions that..."SyFy"...is supposed to be a Science Fiction cable network.

This blog can only identify the..."SyFy Channel"...in what it has failed at being for the past 20 consecutive years.

SyFy Channel: "A channel that has FAILED at being a Science Fiction cable network for the past 20 consecutive years."




This then gets into the area of the..."Default Definition"...of the..."SyFy Channel"...when the definition of Science Fiction fails to apply to the..."SyFy Channel"...

SyFy Channel = Flophouse




This blog defines the..."SyFy Channel"...as a..."Flophouse"...

A total FAILURE

Have you seen the latest rerun of..."Blood Drive"...on the..."Flophouse Channel"...recently?

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Sunday, December 10, 2017

This Blog Is Proud To Announce a Series of Low Budget Films!!

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In the grand and highly derivative / cliched tradition of the..."SyFy Channel"...

This blog is beginning work immediately on a series of low budget films on the following subjects!!

1. The Three Stooges

"The Fall of The House of Moe, Larry, and Curly"

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"Numbskulls!! I told you not to remove the support beams from the house before we went to the store!!"

2. Anchor Man - Ron Burgundy

"The Fall of the House of Ron Burgundy"

3. Krypto - The Super Dog

"The Fall of The House of Krypto"

4. Batgirl

"The Fall of The House of Babs Gordon"

5. Bat Mite

"The Fall of The House of Bat Mite"

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"My house is falling and I can't get it up!!"


6. Mama's Family

"The Fall of The House of Eunice, Ed, and Mama"

7. Goober and Gomer Pyle

"The Fall of The House of Pyle"

8. The Flintstones

"The Fall of The House of Pebbles and Bam-Bam"

9. Looney Tunes

"The Fall of The House of Bugs and Daffy"

10. Scooby Doo

"The Fall of The House of Daphne and Fred"

All exciting productions will be available on DVD soon!! Look for them here!!

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Alongside where exciting..."SyFy Channel"...productions are sold!!

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Is the SyFy Channel Using "Krypton" To Re-Tell The Story of "Caprica?"

'Krypton' Trailer Shows The Fall of the House of El




https://www.space.com/39037-krypton-trailer-syfy-channel.html


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Why is it whenever the..."SyFy Channel"...tells a backstory of anything, it involves the..."Fall of the House of"....?

In..."Caprica"...it was the..."Fall of The House of Adama"...or whatever...

In..."Krypton"...it is the..."Fall of The House of El"...or whatever...

The..."SyFy Channel"...can never get out of its..."Dallas"...mindset whenever it tells backstories of anything...

The..."Fall of The Ewings"...
The..."Fall of J.R."...
The..."Fall of The Barnes"...

As far as this blog is concerned, this is the LAZIEST form of producing and scriptwriting there is, because you can plug the..."Fall of"...story mechanism into not only practically everything, but LITERALLY everything there is.

It means that as producers and scriptwriters, you really don't have a legitimate, unique, and inspired story to tell.

Why did the family of..."Superman"...have to have the..."Fall of"...anything in its back history as is the case with..."Krypton"...?

Why couldn't..."Superman's"...family just be a long successful line of superhuman little league pitchers or ice cream vendors?

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