All of The Retired, Former "Do-Nothing Battlestar Producers" Have Taken Up a New Hobby (Croquet)

 Let's give a big, round of applause to....

1. Simon Kinberg

2. Sam Esmail

3. Frances Lawrence

4. Michael DeLuca

5. Scott Stuber

6. Bryan Singer

7. Tom DeSanto

8. Dylan Clark

The lethargic, mental capacity required to master this game should be just about right for all of the individuals listed above, and their "White-Collar Cohorts" at "Comcast / NBC-Universal."